Donkey Trouble Volume 1: The Adventures of Han Zi 4, Head Business
Business is good and it is difficult for partners to get along, one head is robbed by three families, who will end up in the end?
When Zheng En was beating Dong Da, Dong Da obviously had no power to fight back, and Steward Lu, who was the commentator, was still holding a horn and playing tricks to the audience: "The dexterous dodge is ready to go, it is to retreat as advance, and it is the prelude to a fatal blow!" Turn the disadvantage into an advantage, turn the passive into the active, relax to a degree, yin and yang, combine movement and static, and advance in rigidity and softness, this is the real martial arts!"
"This is the confrontation of strength, this is the wrestling of wisdom, and there are countless mysteries hidden in one advance and one retreat. Overcome rigidity with softness, brake with static, advance with retreat, attack with defense, and use strength to fight - the fist is withdrawn, and it is more powerful to fight out.
"Retreat, retreat, retreat, retreat again – what you want must be taken first. Take defense as offense and retreat as advance. Those who attack heavily will take attack as defense and defense as attack; and those who defend heavily will advance by retreating and retreating. When to advance, attack, when to retreat, and defend, you have mastered the knowledge of 'attacking and defending', and you will also grasp life! In the ring, who can have the last laugh is not only a champion, not only a brave, but also a wise man——"
"Good! Knocked down, stand up! Good! Knocked down again, stand up again! Rise up again and again, never say die, indomitable, keep up the good work, this is the glory of life, this is the legend of the ring!"
Dong Da had already fallen in the ring and couldn't get up, and Steward Lu was still flickering: "Fall down, stand up again, stand up again, and then - and look at the champion's 'ground punch'." Its boxing is mainly falling, and it is called "nine rolls and eighteen falls" and "eighteen rolls on the spot", so it is called lying boxing. This fist style is unique, the legs are fierce, the fall is ingenious, the waist is soft, the situation is random, and the boat is pushed along the water. In actual combat, we should pay attention to the form and retreat, and take the lead from the top and the bottom, and take the lead in the 'earth technique'; win in defeat, and pay attention to the word 'skill'. Its leg methods include kicking, kicking, cutting, twisting, winding, tripping, hooking, sweeping, tying, stepping on, etc., especially 'cutting' is the most. Leg scissors are divided into upwind scissors, stroke scissors and downwind scissors; there are dozens of falling methods, such as fluttering, falling up, falling sideways, jumping down, crashing, tripping, locking, falling, winding, hard falling, soft falling, etc. The master used to fall up, to luck the qi of the dantian, and to accumulate the power of the outbreak. See how your body soars, how your legs fly—"
He explained for a long time, and when he saw that Dong Da still didn't move, he thought that he might have fallen too hard and couldn't get up. He saw that the county lieutenant who was the referee had already asked Dong Da to be carried off the ring, and Dong Da's younger brother Dong Fa had already stepped into the ring, so he had to flicker to the audience: "Life and death are tied to one shot, defeat is inevitable, and look at the peak and turn around - the champion rests for a while, and the deputy champion walks towards us——"
Dong Fa was thrown down by Zheng En as soon as he came to power, and he was still flickering there, which was very similar to the grinding of officials at that time, that is, the debriefing of later generations, obviously the people in his own territory lacked food and clothing, but said that they were so rich that they were so rich; it was clear that the greedy officials were rampant, and they shouted that they were honest everywhere; it was clear that the land was scraped three feet, but they said that the blue sky was three feet high; it was obvious that the people were resentful and scolded their mothers, but they insisted that they were all crying and grateful; it was obviously something that everyone could see clearly, but they still wanted to cover it up and use all kinds of excuses to cover it up; of course, it was just in exchange for some laughter and angry scolding。
The magistrate of the town saw that Dong Da and Dong Fa were injured, and remembered that he had always been good with "Dong Oil", and this time he invited him with a lot of money, of course, he wanted to "uphold justice" for "Dong Oil". He waved his hand to the official beside him and ordered: "This person is making trouble and hurting people, and I will be arrested!"
The officials were about to step forward to arrest Zheng En, and two people had already arrived in the ring.
One is as thick as a cylinder, like an iron tower, and when he turns over the ring, the ring shook, which shows that he not only has a large tonnage, but also has martial arts; the other is thin and small, like a horse monkey, but when he jumps on the stage, his legs and feet are flexible, and he is also a practitioner.
Although Zheng En doesn't know martial arts, he knows that they are both masters of fighting when he looks at the actions of the two. If he didn't run, he knew that he would suffer a loss, and if he ran, he was afraid that the master would be angry and punish him for being hungry; just when he didn't know what to do, the two men stepped forward and shouted, "Senior brother, come with us!"
Zheng En had never studied at all, he had never studied martial arts, and suddenly two senior brothers flew in, how could he not be confused? He asked while dodging the two: "Who are you? Where am I going? I haven't lost my job!"
Seeing that several officials had jumped on the stage, the two grabbed one of Zheng En's arms and pointed to the announcement on the stage and shouted angrily to the officials: "Is the announcement of 'each of you in the ring showing his abilities and not prosecuting the dead and injured' coaxing people?
The ring is set up by "Dong Oil", "Dong Oil" is the master, and the county is the guest. In the face of an unexpected situation, the magistrate was about to order the officials and arrest the officials to surround it, but when he turned his face and saw "Dong Zhuyou" pretending not to see it, he knew that there must be another reason for it, so he waved his hand to stop his subordinates, and the two of them set up Zheng En while talking, flew off the stage, got into a carriage waiting on the side of the road, and ran out of the city with a smoke.
"Let me go, my lord hasn't let me finish the work yet!" Zheng En called out as he struggled.
"Stupid, you're in the ring, not the stage, and you want to die clearly, can't you see it?"
"'Dong Pressed Oil' was originally for you to be entrusted with your life, now that you have defeated his two sons, can you still live? We are saving you, don't know what to do! Be honest!"
When Zheng En heard them say this, he also understood a little, and it was useless to struggle, so he had to sit honestly.
The fat and thin two hugged Zheng En in the trunk, and the driver whipped all the way, running non-stop, until dusk, when they came to a mixed forest on the side of the mountain, and then drove in and stopped.
Zheng En saw that the three of them were running nervously all the way, tired and sweaty, and his heart was very moved, and he thanked: "Thank you for the kindness of the three heroes who saved me here!"
The three of them listened to Zheng Eun's words and burst out laughing.
The fat man said, "Thank you, you helped us make a fortune, and we have to thank you!"
"Fun works for others, but you have to eat, and you are even more penniless at this time, how can I help you get rich?" Zheng En said confusedly.
The thin man said, "What are you crying poor, you have a thousand taels of silver tickets on you, and you are much richer than us!"
"Where, where did it come from? Why don't I know?" Zheng Eun spun around and stroked around his body.
The three laughed even harder.
The thin man sneered: "Such a big object, put it on your body well, why can't you find it?"
Zheng En still didn't understand, he flipped through the clothes on his body and said, "Where is it, where is it? Why can't I find it?"
The fat man sneered and said, "I want to find it, but it's mine!"
Zheng En said with a big grin: "The three of them were afraid that I would be beaten, so they came to the rescue, and the grace was higher than the sky, and I couldn't thank each other." Whatever I have, take it!"
Seeing that Zheng En was honest, the thin man said with a smile: "Okay, good, enough friends! Come on, tie you to the tree, let me search carefully!"
"Tie it, tie it, I never count when I speak, and I won't run if I don't tie it up!" Zheng En said with a smile.
The thin man laughed: "Hahaha-this is your own consent! When you see the king of Hades, don't go back and complain, saying that we want to harm you for money!" said that, he pointed at Zheng En's head with his finger, "A thousand taels of silver tickets, it's your head!"
"I'm only worth five buckets of sorghum, how can this head be worth a thousand taels of silver? When a pig's head can't sell a pound of meat, and a bun can't wrap a cage, who is rare! Big brother, you are really joking!" Zheng En just thought that they were just like the workers in the oil mill and were playing with him to have fun, and said with a smile.
The thin man laughed breathlessly, patted Zheng En's head and said mockingly: "It's good to be stupid, it's good to be stupid, it's okay to be stupid, it's okay to be stupid and have no trouble in your life!" Take the shit as a fritter and give a sour apricot as a sweet date." I don't know that the skull is a treasure, as a pig's head and say that there is little meat! Come, I'll go under the knife, you call good, happy to go to see the king of Hades-"
Before the thin man could speak, he had already pulled out the knife in his waist and wiped it on Zheng En's neck.
The thin man's knife is fast, the fat man's knife is faster, the thin man's knife has not yet reached Zheng En's neck, and the fat man's knife has already penetrated through the back of the thin man's heart, and it has penetrated through the front heart.
"Three-one-three, there is one left, it's better to add two to five!" The fat man pulled out with a knife in the back of the thin man's heart, and smiled at the driver on the other.
"Yes, yes, a thousand taels of silver, three people, that's a little little!" said the chauffeur, swinging his whip and slamming it on the back of the fat man's head.
Before the fat man's knife could be pulled out, he staggered down with the thin man.
"The partnership business is not easy to do, there is no shortage of strength, when the time comes, divide the walnuts and dates, and accidentally fall into someone else's trap! If you want to do your own work, you can earn as much as you want, how good it is!" said the driver proudly, while searching for something on the fat man.
The three people who kidnapped Zheng En were the three masters of the "Yellow Maniac Martial Arts Gym".
The fat one is called Du Biao, the thin one is called Monkey Spirit, and the one who drives the car is called Lao Wu, all of whom were invited by "Dong Squeezing Oil" to fight for his sons Dong Da and Dong Fa.
"Dong Pressed Oil" saw the two delicate sons fall down in an instant, life and death were uncertain, and he was filled with grief and indignation, so he took out a thousand taels of silver tickets in the watchhouse, and asked the three of them to avenge his son except Zheng En.
Dong Da and Dong Fa are the apprentices of the three, and they were injured by an oiler who had never learned martial arts, of course, the three of them couldn't lose face, they hated Zheng En, and when they saw that "Dong squeezed oil" and sent a thousand taels of silver, they immediately nodded and took over the head business.
Because the three of them were not the champions, it was inconvenient to start in the ring in full view, so Fang decided to pretend to be Zheng En's senior brother, robbed Zheng En to the mountains, and cut off his head to "Dong Squeeze Oil".
One tael of silver is about 200 yuan equivalent to the later generations, and one thousand taels of silver is equivalent to 200,000 yuan in the later generations. The three of them are all villains who see money, how can they not kill each other?
Zheng Eun was kind-hearted and stunned by this momentary upheaval.
For more information, see the next episode: The Eccentricity of the Mad Beggar.