Donkey Trouble Volume 1: The Adventures of Han Zai 8, where did the kung fu come from
The bizarre tricks and abuses have all been reversed and turned into strict religion and great love.
The mad beggar screamed as he pulled up his sleeves and pulled his fingers at Jung's neck, as if looking for a place to peel the skin.
The lazy worm ran out of the cave with a knife in his arms, jumping happily and shouting: "Peel the skin, remove the meat! Stir-fried shredded pork, stewed pork ribs, cold belly slices, spicy tenderloin, and braised hooves!
Although Zheng En didn't move, his mind was very clear. He heard the sloth worm's shout, and secretly opened his eyes slightly, and saw that the lazy worm really ran from the direction of the cave with a knife, and the instinct for survival had just moved, and his body had jumped up from the stone slab.
"Stop!" cried the mad beggar, following in hot pursuit.
Consciousness can make a person more powerful or less powerful.
The process of practicing Kung Fu is actually mainly a process of training the use of consciousness. What cannot be moved under normal circumstances may be moved in a critical situation, and a deep ditch that cannot be crossed in normal times may be crossed in a critical situation. A thin woman, when she is going crazy in hysteria, two or three young men may not be able to hold her. This highly concentrated mind is called "urgency" and "madness", and it is like astigmatism gathered into a beam, which can cause drastic changes in the body in an instant, producing unimaginable power.
At this moment, Zheng Eun faced the danger of being skinned and deboned, his mind was blank, and all his thoughts were focused on "escaping".
Running, running, running, running,
At the moment of life and death, the consciousness of life made Zheng Eun's body produce great energy, Zheng Eun felt that his body was very light and ran fast, but the mad beggar was still in hot pursuit.
The lazy worm, armed with a sharp knife, suddenly emerged from behind a large tree and stopped him.
Zheng En saw that the lazy worm had a knife in his hand, turned around and grabbed the road, and the mad beggar had already chased after him and stopped in front of him.
Zheng En didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, rushed up, and kicked indiscriminately.
The crazy beggar laughed, as if he was deliberately playing tricks on Zheng Eun, slowly defending, slowly attacking.
Zheng En couldn't take advantage of it, and he couldn't get out, so he couldn't help but feel anxious.
Dogs will jump over walls when they are in a hurry, and rabbits will bite when they are in a hurry. Zheng En's heart was anxious, and the heart of both defeats was suddenly born, and with an angry cry of "ah", the whole person crashed into the crazy beggar regardless of life and death.
With a loud bang, Zheng En's shoulder hit the palm of the crazy beggar, and the crazy beggar staggered backwards and stuck to a big pine tree the thickness of a basin. The pine trees were knocked to the ground, and the pine needles fell to the ground like rain.
Zheng En was stunned, he couldn't believe that his shoulders had so much strength! He glanced at his shoulders in a daze, and asked himself in his heart: "What's going on, how can I have so much strength?"
The madman and the lazy worm also seemed to be stunned.
is obviously a wage earner who doesn't know martial arts, how could he suddenly exert such a huge strength?
The mad beggar didn't dare to underestimate the enemy anymore, so he reached out and took the boning knife that the lazy worm gave him, and stabbed Zheng En in the chest.
Zheng En didn't dare to respond, dodged, and ran again.
"Peel your skin, pick your flesh, break your belly, pick out the offal, pick the tendons, cut off the hands and necks, cut off the ears, gouge out the eyeballs—"
The mad beggar stopped him, shouting, while stabbing on the left, on the right, on the top, on the next, and constantly making moves, Zheng En instinctively jumped and jumped in danger, flashing and moving, although the move was passive and dangerous, but he could always get away with it.
The mad beggar's attacks became more and more fierce, and the shouting became more and more fierce.
Zheng Eun's dodge is also getting faster and faster, and his body is becoming more and more flexible.
"Fight to death, don't fight or die, you have to die after all, Quan Dang is already dead! Forget him three-seven-twenty-one, fight!" Zheng En became more and more angry, and suddenly had the idea of fighting back in the dodge.
The mad beggar stabbed him in the chest, and he no longer jumped back, but leaned over to the side of the knife, and leaned over with one arm.
The mad beggar flashed flexibly, smiled strangely, and wiped his neck with another knife, Zheng En lowered his head and flashed, not retreating, but advancing, and his whole body hit the crazy beggar's chest.
The crazy beggar saw Zheng En's whole body crashing into him, dodged sideways, and with a flick of his hand, Zheng En flew straight towards the stone wall.
Zheng En was frightened, thinking that he had to be smashed into a meat persimmon this time. Who knows, when his body hit the stone wall, he instinctively flipped over, kicked with both feet, and rebounded back like a ball, and the obvious strength was even stronger. He bounced up with his feet and threw himself into the air again at the mad beggar.
The mad beggar staggered, laughed proudly, left Zheng En, and flew away.
"I beat him, I beat him! He can't eat me!" Zheng Eun shouted with joy when he saw that the mad beggar was gone.
"Did he lose? Why didn't I feel it at all? You haven't studied martial arts, how can you go through so many moves with him, a top master? Don't you think it's strange?" The lazy insect watching the battle from a distance, holding his arms, kicking and pulling rotten shoes, walked over with duck steps, looked at Zheng En, and said with a strange smile.
"Yes, the mad beggar is a peerless master, he caught me like a chicken at the beginning, how can I fight him now?" Zheng En was confused: "Do I have martial arts?"
"You'll find out if you try!" said the lazy creature with a grin.
Zheng En jumped lightly, only to feel that his body was very light, more than three feet tall, he thought that he was hungry and thin, and slapped the big tree again, and the thick pine tree shook wildly. He still couldn't believe it, and kicked a big rock on the ground, and the small basin-like stone flew into the air with a "poof" and rolled down the hill with a bang.
"I have martial arts? I really have martial arts!" Zheng En shouted happily at the reckless Lin Hai.
Zheng En didn't know that he had been standing in the wooden cage for 7749 days, draining the waste gas in his body and filling the essence of heaven and earth;
"Where did my kung fu come from?" he asked the lazy worm.
"Of course it was me and the old monster who gave it to you!" the lazy worm deliberately said the word "I" to emphasize.
When he was working in an oil mill, Zheng En once heard his fellow workers Kan Dashan say that the masters of the martial arts hall taught people to practice martial arts in four stages. First of all, practice basic skills, leg pressing, kicking, lower waist, punching, standing pile, and punching sandbags, mainly to stretch muscles and bones, strengthen the body, and strengthen the flexibility and flexibility of the body. The second stage is the plate shelf, that is, to learn the moves and routines, mainly to familiarize yourself with the moves and enhance the coordination of the body. The third stage is practice, mainly to understand the offensive and defensive roles of moves, requiring tacit understanding, seeing moves and dismantling moves, flashing and moving, and attacking and defending appropriately and accurately. The fourth stage is Sanda, although it is a point to the end, but the two sides make moves at will, almost in actual combat, mainly to practice instinctive reflexes.
Jung Eun had heard this, and of course he was confused by the lazy worm's words. He asked the lazy, "When did you teach me, and why don't I know?"
"I know you're just like me, and I don't want to learn anything!" the lazy worm laughed, clutching his stomach and bowing his waist.
"How do you know that I don't want to study just like you?" asked Jung Eun curiously.
"Teaching is abuse, and practicing is suffering. When he first brought me, he asked me to stand on the stump every day, and I sat on the ground and fell asleep after standing for an hour; he asked me to stand upside down, and he turned his face and rested on the top of my head; he asked me to meditate, and as soon as I closed my eyes, I thought about delicious food, and kept smacking my lips and drooling. The old monster was so angry that he couldn't help it, so he came up with a bad idea. He made the big wooden cage, saying that he was going to lock me in, and forcibly made me stand on a stump and open the valley, so scared that I ran away several times and didn't run away.
"A few days before I caught you, he asked me to stand in a wooden cage again, so I pretended to pee and ran out quietly. He chased me into the woods on the top of the mountain, and met a few people digging medicine who were yelling at the 'yellow madman'. 'Yellow Maniac' was his nickname for meddling outside the mountains, and when he heard people scolding him, he came up to him and asked why. The digger said that the 'yellow madman' has a false chivalrous name, and he has to set up an archway when he is a bitch. He usually pretends to be a hero, fights a few evildoers, cleans up a few martial arts evildoers, and gets the signboard of a hero, so he asks his apprentice Du Biao to open a martial arts hall to make money. The 'Yellow Maniac Martial Arts Hall' specializes in collecting rich and evil, as long as you give silver, green forest robbers, ruffians and hooligans, all characters are taught. What is this not aiding and abetting? Now we want his apprentice Sun Dong Da to stand up in Qiaoshan's hometown, beating people to death and not paying for their lives, what is this not a demonstration to the poor? There is a wrong, there is a debtor, and the Huang Maniac Martial Arts Hall was opened by Huang Luozi, so who will we not scold Huang Luoman?"
When the old monster heard what the digger said, he trembled with anger, and he didn't care to punish me for standing in a wooden cage? He sent me back, and hurried out of the mountain.
"After he left, I ran twice more, and wandered around for a long time, and I was so tired that my back and legs hurt, but I didn't even turn out of the woods on the top of the mountain, and I heard the wild boars barking, so I had to come back again. I was afraid that he would come back and let me stand in the wooden cage, but I didn't expect him to pick you up again and let me go.
"You are standing in the wooden cage with a horse step pile, and the bamboo sticks are the main mysteries on your body, and the old madman is secretly conditioning your hair on the side, so you quickly opened up the second pulse of Ren Du and worked hard. Hehe, you say, isn't this my martial arts for you!"
A question is solved, and the question is opened. Jung Eun finally understood.
The mad beggar's hateful behavior, which originally seemed strange and strange, has all been deformed, turned upside down, and become a strict religion and a great love.
"So, the crazy old man brought me here as an apprentice?"
"Do you really eat you? Your meat is better than wild boar?"
"What is 'rinse and depilation' for?"
"Fool, that's a medicinal bath, you know? The medicinal bath is a secret method handed down by his family, which can clear the hair, smooth the meridians, and activate the muscles and bones. I also washed it, and he burned it like fried shrimp skin! However, it is still very comfortable after washing!"
"'Drying and drying' is for me to practice pile skills, right?"
"Yes and no. According to my observations, he brought together the pile exercises, the dantian exercises, the enlightenment exercises, the Bigu exercises, and so on, a lot of exercises that were practiced individually. He saves time and you suffer a lot of crimes, and forcibly forces you to work quickly! He is ruthless, and he never knows 'pity and cherishing jade'!"
"Then 'peeling and deboning' is a trick?"
"Say you don't understand, you really don't understand, what tricks do you pass? That's to stimulate your reflexes, understand? The old monster is always nagging, and in actual combat against the enemy, the ability to react quickly and instinctively is the most important; The other party punched him, as fast as lightning, you go to think about which move to use, you haven't thought about the move, your face is already blue!"
The lazy worm said that it was a punch to Zheng Enzhao's face.
Zheng Eun didn't understand what he was doing, and his face flashed, and the lazy worm kicked up and kicked on Zheng Eun's belly almost at the same time.
Zheng En's body didn't move, and he subconsciously swung up his dantian qi, and the lazy insect fell to the ground on his back as if he was on a spring, and he couldn't get up after turning over for a long time.
If you want to know what happened, please watch the next episode: oil boxing.