Donkey Trouble Volume 1: The Adventure of Han Zi 9, Oil Boxing
The name is ugly, the style is ugly, and although it is used at the top, no one practices it.
Zheng En reached out and pulled the lazy worm up, and the lazy worm cried as he covered his buttocks. "Oh, this 'drying and drying' really works! I, as a senior brother, can't beat it!" he shouted as he turned around and limped towards the cave, "Old monster, old monster, you are so unfair. The ones he taught him were real kung fu, and all the ones he taught me were useless!"
Zheng En fully understood the good intentions of the mad beggar, and followed the lazy worm and ran towards the cave.
The crazy beggar's surname is Huang, his name is Yuan'an, he was born in a martial arts family, and his family lives in Quanzhou, southern Fujian. Because of his open-minded temperament, debauchery, love to fight unevenly, and enmity with the evil forces of the government, he lived in seclusion in this mountain. Because he has been nosy outside the mountain many times in the name of "Yellow Maniac" and revealed his martial arts, he has become famous in this place.
Du Biao is famous for tracking the deep mountains, kneeling down to seek a teacher, Huang Yuan'an is not easy to refuse, so he passed on some of his outer martial arts. Unexpectedly, he valued wealth over righteousness, and even opened a museum to teach apprentices in his name for the purpose of making money, and let his apprentices Dong Da and Dong Fa set up a gang in Qiaoshan. When he found out about this, he was afraid that he would cause some serious trouble, so he disguised himself and went to Qiaoshan to investigate. During his visit, he had learned that the "heroes of the rivers and lakes" in the ring were nothing more than a death support found by "Dong Oil", and his so-called kung fu was nothing more than suffering tempered by a pair of steel and iron bones, and while sympathizing with Zheng En, he also became disgusted with "Dong Oil's" unkindness to the rich. He was about to rescue Zheng En at the right time, and Du Biao took the two martial arts masters he hired and robbed Zheng En. He was puzzled, followed behind, witnessed the scene of Du Biao's accomplices killing each other, and felt that Zheng En's kindness, honesty, simplicity and integrity were valuable, so he resolutely took him away and accepted him as an apprentice.
Because there were lazy insects who couldn't bear the pain of practicing, and it was difficult to make progress in refining the foundation, he simply put his heart down and used the wooden cage that was ready to rectify the lazy insects to forcibly stand on the pile, open the valley, and quickly build the foundation of martial arts on Zheng En's body. After the medicinal bath, he forcibly stood on a stump and opened a valley to force him to explode the potential energy in his body; and used the intimidation of "peeling skin and removing bones" to forcibly stimulate his instinctive reaction ability to respond to the enemy, which marked the fundamental quality of martial arts, and quickly built a martial arts foundation for Zheng En that would be difficult for ordinary people to achieve in ten or eight years, or even in a lifetime.
The forty-nine days of standing on the pile and Bigu are the life and death of Zheng En's rebirth, and it is also the dangerous time when Huang Yuan'an is suffering and suffering. The layman saw him meditating with his eyes closed beside Zheng En, but in fact he was gathering his life's work to protect Zheng En's life. Every subtle change in Zheng Eun's body will be reflected in his body.
It is the connection between heart and heart, the confluence of blood and blood, and the sharing of life and life.
He used his life to quickly build a martial arts master, and he felt extremely gratified, nothing more.
Zheng En ran in and knelt on the ground to make up for him, his heart was sweet, but his face was unimpressed, and he said with a smile: "The old madman is playing tricks on you for fun to relieve loneliness and loneliness, you don't hate me like a lazy worm and scold me, what are you kowtowing to?"
"It's really verbose, just know it, what's the matter? Hmph, it's not enough to cure you!" the lazy worm also put up his senior brother and reprimanded Zheng En.
"From now on, you will be the senior brother of the lazy worm, and you will be in charge of beating him instead of me!" Huang Yuan'an ignored the lazy worm, and then explained to Zheng En.
The lazy worm shouted: "Old monster, old madman, I'll come first, I'll be the greatest." Martial arts ranks regardless of age, do you still have any rules?"
"My rule is to listen to the master and practice martial arts well, have you done it?"
"Why didn't I do it? You said, 'Practicing martial arts requires hardship', and I did the first seven of the eight words, only missing one word, isn't this still okay?" said the lazy worm.
Huang Yuan'an replied: "Okay, senior brother, isn't there only one word missing?"
Jung Eun couldn't hold back a laugh.
"You don't gloat, the suffering is behind!" the lazy worm said to Zheng En, unconvinced.
"Martial arts see high and low with kung fu. You want to be the boss, you can beat him! If you are not convinced, you can try to fight with him?"
The lazy worm pouted and muttered: "Old monster, you are eccentric! You passed on the secrets of martial arts to him, and what you taught me was all showmanship!"
"Okay, you can go to the wooden cage now!"
Huang Yuan'an was disgusted, and pretended to catch the lazy worm, so frightened that the lazy worm hid behind Zheng En, and begged repeatedly: "Senior brother, you have seen it, don't reason with him, you will be scolded if you say you don't win him, and you will be beaten if you say you have to win him." I'll just say that his old monster is unfair, and he's going to eat people again, so save me!"
probably thinks that lazy insects cannot be made of big materials, Huang Yuan'an turns a blind eye to the practice of lazy insects, and does not overly forcibly discipline them, but he is strict with Zheng En everywhere.
He taught Zheng Endou the internal skills of his own mixed yuan gong to Zheng Endou, taught him to guide qi and lay a solid foundation for martial arts; and taught him to know some commonly used words so that he could read and record books and have higher accomplishments; and according to Zheng En's clumsy characteristics, he took advantage of the situation to sort out and refine the skills he was familiar with in his work and life, and compiled them into a "oil punch" suitable for Zheng En's regular practice.
The boxing methods of "oil boxing" are: one-handed hammering, two-handed hammering, forehand hammering, backhand hammering, back-body hammering, rounding the body hammering, and whipping the flowers; the body method of catching and falling has the following methods: lifting the stone stone, turning the stone mill, carrying the cloth bag, inverting the cloth bag, pulling the cloth bag, throwing the cloth bag, and lifting the oil basket; the leg method has the following: tightening the oil hoop, braking the cart, kicking the dog upside down, and the donkey stumbling; and the footwork has the following: springboard swimming, leading the donkey to walk, running the road, hiding from the wolf dog, etc.
Oilboxing comes from labor and life, simplifying the complex, pointing to the fundamentals, seemingly clumsy, but the tricks are practical; it actually contains Huang Yuan'an's lifelong martial arts gains, which is the essence of martial arts that is lacking in great success and great ingenuity.
The road is simple, and the enlightenment is in nature.
Martial arts is a method of fighting, and speed and strength are its foundation. The boxing proverb "the world's martial arts, only fast is not broken", "one force wins ten times", all say this truth. No matter what sect you have, what kind of boxing you have, how miraculous your words are, how majestic your acting is, people have ten punches in one second, and you have one move in three seconds, or you are embarrassed to beat guys; you are like soybean sprouts or a body of fat, beating people with ten punches is like tickling, and people punch a thousand pounds, and you have to find Hades to report to Lao Tzu when you go back. This is common sense, but it is a pity that under the interests, there are more and more sects, more and more masters, more and more theories, more and more tricks, and martial arts have become more and more profit-seeking methods in the eyes of the world.
In such a situation, although oil boxing is the essence of martial arts to strengthen the body and defend the country, it is difficult for teachers to show their profound martial arts, it is difficult for scholars to show their heroic posture, it is difficult for fame and fortune to be useful, who will practice it?
Zheng En has no hobby of pretending to be a show, no ambition to teach apprentices to make money, and only teaches the master as a skill to strengthen the body and protect the body, resist violence and help the weak. And every morning and evening horse step low pile for two hours, only a little more, the line of qi guidance, hard practice mixed yuan internal skills; all over the body, grab boulders, palm iron sand, also set their own specific quantity requirements.
The master led the way into the door, and the practice was in the individual. Huang Yuan'an was originally a first-class master, and he cultivated both civil and military, and did his best to bring Zheng En into the realm of martial arts.
The leisure time is slow, and the busy time is short. In two years, Zheng En has grown two years older, and his body has also grown larger, although he is not yet eighteen years old, he is already like an adult with a large figure.
After Zheng En practiced, he took the lazy worm to open up the wasteland and farm. The clearings in the mountains are no longer overgrown with weeds, but grow lush corn, soybeans and various vegetables, and the wild and pheasants they catch are raised in captivity and allowed to breed. The birds and flowers in the mountains are fragrant, the bees fly and the butterflies dance, a derivative vitality, like a fairyland outside the world.
In addition to practicing martial arts, the three of them hid cats, beat blind donkeys, caught butterflies, and chased rabbits...... There are also lazy insects who are mischievous, coquettish and stupid, and engage in some pranks from time to time to increase the interest of life. The three masters and apprentices are as close as father and son, get along with each other unscrupulously, like children in kindergartens outside the world, playing to their heart's content, happy and interesting, even the gods are afraid to die of jealousy when they see it.
Na knows, after two years of such happy days, the master's temperament suddenly changed, and he turned his face blatantly, finding fault with the two enemies, and picking provocations to find faults.
If you want to know what happened, please look at the next episode: Who offended Master.