"Langya Bang" Bai Yuhan re-pondered some details of the TV series, and some details that he didn't notice were also discovered.

For example, the emperor's eldest son, Xiao Jingyu, is the son of Emperor Liang and Lin Leyao, but the grandfather who loves Lin Leyao deeply actually named his son 'Yujin'.

Concubine Jing must like Lin Xie, when Lin Xie was under the pseudonym Mei Shinan, she saved Concubine Jing, and when she saw the 'princess looking at the Nanshu in the courtyard, she asked, "Do you like Nanshu very much?"

"Always loved it. ”

Concubine Jing's words also proved that she liked Mei Shinan, and I am afraid that she will take revenge for her forbearance.

Of course, there is also Gao Gonggong, a few shots are just right, as if Gao Gonggong has already seen through some of them.

There are already a lot of interpretations on the Internet, and Bai Yuhan is not ready to make comments.

Anyway, the ratings of the finale of "Langya Bang" broke 7, which has proved that this drama has reached the altar.

Others are less important.

"Here, drink another one. ”

Bai Yuhan held the wine glass and said, "Lao Bai, have a good New Year." ”

"What old white? It's not big or small. ”

On the side, Bai Yuhan's mother was a little angry.

"It's okay, it's okay, haha, it's good. ”

Bai Yuhan's father, Lao Bai, said with a smile: "An old white, a little white, quite good, come, do it." ”

Bai Yuhan's family will sit together in the Spring Festival Gala every year, Bai Yuhan, who is an only child, has also been pampered since he was a child, and his father is also relatively cheerful, so the two occasionally call it that, which is not bad.

"How's your job?"

Lao Bai drank a glass of wine and said: "You have to give me a blind date this year, the daughter of Uncle Wang's family next door to you is good, you can meet it." ”

"Dad, pull it down, my Uncle Wang's daughter looks like a comedy, I really don't understand, why my Uncle Wang and Aunt Wang are so handsome, and they gave birth to a daughter who looks like this. ”

Bai Yuhan remembered that Uncle Wang's daughter next door was also frightened: "Dad, don't give me a fool." ”

"The eighteenth year of the women's college has changed, and your Uncle Wang's daughter really looked like that when she was in high school. ”

Lao Bai shook his head slightly: "But it's quite beautiful now." ”

"Watching the Spring Festival Gala, watching the Spring Festival Gala, don't talk about this topic, I heard that this cross talk is very good. ”

Bai Yuhan remembered that when she was in school, the sister paper looked like a UFO and didn't speak, and she was full of 'I'll fuck Nima', fuck your father, and kill your sister paper, and this sister paper also beat Bai Yuhan a few times.

Do you dare to ask for such a person?

Don't say that the eighteenth female college has changed, she can't even have plastic surgery.

Think about it, when I snapped, I suddenly came to Lu Xing's words: "Dad, oh, dear father, it's cool to death......"

Ever since watching the video of the girl calling the bed in Lu Province, Bai Yuhan always thinks of Uncle Wang's daughter in his mind, when he posted this video on his elbow in the group, Bai Yuhan was masturbating, that guy was almost impotent.

"Okay, let's watch cross talk. ”

Of course, Lao Bai didn't know that his son's mind had turned eighteen times, and he also looked at the TV.

In recent years, there have been fewer and fewer old people in the Spring Festival Gala, and this Zeng Yuan is the one who sticks to it, although his cross talk is gradually not as interesting as it was at the beginning, but every year's Spring Festival Gala is still slightly looking forward to it.

Here we go!

On the stage, Pi Shan and Zeng Yuan appeared at the same time.

"Are you...... Zeng Yuan. ”

Pi Shan stretched out his hand and took the initiative to hold Zeng Yuan and said, "I really envy your work, cross talk actor." ”

"Don't say that, it's all about serving the people. ”

"No, I do envy your work, you don't move your hands with your mouth, and you don't have any injuries on your body after talking about cross talk. ”

Pi Shan's words made the audience at the scene happy, as for Zeng Yuan, he was a little speechless: "What?

With a sigh, Pishan said, "So my work can't compare to yours." ”

"How?"

"We were beaten twice in three days, and our noses and faces were swollen. ”

"Oh, you played boxing?"

"I'm so old. ”

"It's confrontational. ”

"It's too risky. ”

"That's when you see the spirit. ”

......

The two of you are laying the groundwork here, and as for the people watching TV, they actually already have a general idea in their hearts.

It's funny because I understand.

Sure enough, Pi Shan said a little angrily: "Just a few days ago, 6 guys caught me and beat me up, scolding me while beating me back." ”

Zeng Yuan's face showed a puzzled look: "What are you scolding?"

"I'll make you cheap, I'll let you steal your wallet. ”

"No, you're a thief. ”

Zeng Yuan suddenly realized.

Pi Shan was a little unhappy: "Teacher Zeng, you see that you are also a literary and artistic worker, why do you say this so ugly? What is a thief?" ”

"That should call you ......"

"The ...... of the Bag"

Pishan's slightly obscene words drew bursts of applause from the audience.

The first baggage of this cross talk is quite successful.

The applause of the audience is not driven by the actors on the stage can clearly feel it.

That's right, Zeng Yuan and Pi Shan glanced at each other and started the performance more easily.

"Yes, this sketch is interesting. ”

Lao Bai took another drink and said with a smile.

Bai Yuhan looked at the TV and said, "It's a little interesting, it's different from the embarrassing performance before." ”

Next, the baggage of "Thieves, Inc." is one after another.

Pi Shan's sentence: "I'm really enough, in order to steal this little thing, I mumbled all day long, secretly shrinking." Trembling and frightened, secretly living is not chic at all. I'm so fed up, I regret how I became a thief?"

Zeng Yuan also held it: "It's good if you understand." ”

"So, it's better to block the road and rob it? Really, if you catch the roadblock and rob you, you can be killed, so you don't have to suffer so much. ”

Pishan's sentence almost made Bai Yuhan spray.

At the same time, Lin Chen's family, who were watching "Thief Company", also laughed, and Lin Xiao rolled like a pig with laughter: "Brother, you are so talented, what do you think of this word." ”

Lin Chen didn't speak, it wasn't him who was talented, it was the talented screenwriter Liang Zuo.

I don't know how many people have heard of him, but you must know that "I Love My Home", which created a precedent for Chinese sitcoms, was created by him and Yingda.

This is really a talented and undignified person, and it can be said that the cross talk of the year had a Zhongxing momentum because of him.

Even Wang Shuo admired him unusually, but unfortunately he died of a sudden myocardial infarction at the age of 44.

On the TV, the lines of "Thieves Inc." are also getting sharper.

"Do you thief company still have leading cadres?"

"Well, what you said is that "the train runs fast because of the headband." The cadres take the lead, the thief has energy, the thief has no leader, and it must not be good to steal, either he steals less, or he can't run. “

"Then what kind of cadres do you have?"

"There are many cadres, one general manager, forty-eight deputy managers"

"Forty-eight people?"

"Everyone's in charge. ”

"What's the matter?

"There are those who are in charge of administration, those who are in charge of business, those who are in charge of organizations, those who are in charge of publicity, those who are in charge of logistics, and those who are in charge of the second child...

"No, wait a while, wait a while, wait a while, your thief company still cares about the second child?"

......

Here, Lin Chen has changed it slightly, but family planning was still practiced back then, but now that the second child has been opened, what kind of family planning will Lin Chen estimate that this sketch will definitely be killed.

Not on the same front with the organization?

Do you want to die?

The original line was: "The whole country is a game of chess, and we thieves are no exception." Or if everyone has family planning, we thieves will give birth to random thieves, thieves will give birth to thieves, thieves will give birth to young thieves, thieves will give birth to more and more, and there will be fewer and fewer good people, who will we steal?"

This caused a lot of laughter at the time, but Lin Chen changed it to: "What do you think, what is the most important thing in these years? It is talent, others are born, we must also be born, there is a way that a thief gives birth to a thief, a thief gives birth to a thief, and a thief gives birth to a thief, and if you keep up with the trend of the times, there will be no end to the children and grandchildren! Therefore, the second child must be managed, otherwise the department will give birth, and you will not be in charge of what can you do?"

Cross talk is mainly based on satire, so at this time, it is also appropriate to satirize the 'certain Cheng' kindergarten.

"Look at who is, such a big company, but the child is not taken care of, the father and mother are upstairs to earn milk powder money, and the baby is feeding mustard downstairs, how can this work? Although we are thieves, we also understand that the child is the flower of the future motherland!"

Although Pishan's words were slightly ironic, there were bursts of applause and even applause at the scene.

After all, children are the bottom line of parents at all times.

What followed was mainly a satire of a wave of bloated institutions.

......

Zeng Yuan asked, "What kind of institutions are there?"

"That's a lot, you look like you have to set up a spring thief office during the Spring Festival."

"What?

"Raid and theft of the office during the Spring Festival, referred to as the Spring Theft Office"

"What if it's Women's Day?"

"Establishment of a Female Thief Office"

"May Fourth Youth Day?"

"Green Thief Office!"

"Children's Day?"

"Steal!"

"No festival is delayed. ”

"You said that it's a New Year's holiday, and we will set up a yuan to steal it at today's New Year's Day party."

......

With the spicy irony of "Thieves Inc.", the Internet is frying.

Wang Qi'an, who was no longer ready to watch the Spring Festival Gala, was also attracted by the sketches.

Last year's Cheng kindergarten incident, Wang Qi'an also used his own Weibo to speak out many times.

In his opinion, those people are no longer scum, they are simply inferior to beasts.

It's a pity that no one knows how to solve it later.

In recent years, there has been no trust in the relationship between people, and you say how difficult it is for people.

Abuse in kindergarten, you go to a nursing home when you are old, not to mention, Wang Qi'an once investigated, many old people there are only miserable, can't say, can't speak, they are simply beaten miserably, and they are all sent in by their children at a high price.

Now that he saw that "Thief Company" was so bold and satirical that a certain Cheng Kindergarten, Wang Qi'an couldn't help himself and posted a Weibo blog: ""Thief Company" praised, this is cross talk, and it really fucking dares to say it." ”