There are ghosts in the deep mountains, and idiots catch and play;

It is more difficult to test the way of skill than the real ghost.

Zheng En stopped, turned around, and sure enough, he saw the sloth worm jumping out from behind a big rock, shouting and running towards him.

"Sure enough, the skill is not small, and it has become quite similar!" Zheng En looked the lazy worm up and down, picked up a stick beside him, pulled out the stance, and shouted: "Evil ghost, if you have any skills, you can use it, Lao Tzu is waiting!"

"I'm a lazy worm, your senior brother, we were still together just now, it's only been a while, why don't we know each other?" The lazy worm smiled and leaned towards Zheng En's side.

"No matter who you become, you can't fool me! Honestly, what the hell are you going to be?" Zheng Eun asked reprimanded, waving his roots to fight.

The lazy worm hurriedly jumped back and said, "You're so funny! After more than two years together, will I change?"

"I won't turn you into a lazy worm!"

"I'm a lazy worm! Look at my clothes, look at my face, my hair, my arms and legs, is it the same as a lazy worm?"

"The painted skin looks like it, but you can't fool me! Honestly, are you a wolf spirit, a fox spirit, a snake spirit, or something?" Zheng En was highly vigilant and asked sharply.

The lazy worm couldn't justify himself, so he had to strip off his clothes: "Look at the backbone, look at the belly, check the ribs, look at these two small scars, this meat monkey, am I?"

"Don't play tricks, you can't fool me! You say, just now pretending to be a doll to cry, pretending to be a woman to cry, learning how to call a cow and a dog and a chicken to cry are not you?"

"yes!"

"Dare you say it's not a ghost?"

"It's not!"

"That's the ghost helper!"

"I mean, I made the sound, but I'm not a ghost!"

"What the hell are you doing, why are you giving me a barrier?" Honestly!" Zheng En asked sharply as he swung his stick and tried to hit again.

"Bangua, are you scared? I'm really your brother lazy? You go ahead, I'll protect you from behind, in order to keep you from being lonely, play some ventriloquist to tease you, why do you treat me as a ghost?" The lazy worm dodged as he tried to defend himself.

"Whatever you become, I also know you're a ghost! Don't talk about flattery, just show what skills you have!" Zheng En reprimanded and chased.

Zheng En had just walked not far when the lazy insect looked at the gloomy Lin Hai and became afraid. He didn't dare to stay on the mountain alone, and wanted to call Zheng En to wait for him, but he couldn't let go of it, so he followed Zheng En and played ventriloquism, wanting Zheng En to find him by himself.

At this moment, he saw that Zheng En still didn't believe it, and said with his own idea while running: "Ghosts are afraid of human blood." If you don't believe it, you can beat your nose and bleed, wipe it on me!"

"I don't want to fool you! The ghost has no blood, you punch yourself in the nose and let me see if there is blood!"

The lazy worm had difficulty explaining it, so he had to slap himself in the nose.

He kicked his arms and legs for a long time, and after tightening his belt for a long time, he closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, grinned, and opened his arms.

Self-protection is the instinct of human beings, and they have an intuitive reaction when they encounter danger, not to mention beating themselves, and they are still lazy insects who don't want to eat at all?

Like some yamen errands, the lazy worms are prepared "solidly", the propaganda is earth-shattering, and the form is vigorous, but the fist is on the nose, but it is like a mosquito bullet, the effect is not to mention bleeding, and even the snot is not squeezed out at all.

"There's no blood, isn't it?" Zheng En grabbed the evidence that the lazy worm was not human, and swung his stick again.

While the lazy insect was running, learning to cry from a baby, barking from a dog, barking from a cow, and learning from a rooster to crow, Zheng En still didn't believe it, until he tripped over the root of the tree and fell to the ground, and his knee broke and bled before he stopped.

"Hehe, it's you slacker!

"This is not modest! Our ventriloquist has won a grand prize at the Spring Festival Gala!"

"What kind of Spring Festival gala?"

"The Spring Festival Gala of the stray babies in Dongguan Dagou Lane, Hongdong County, participated in some adult VIPs begging for food!"

"In which box did you open it?"

"Bridge hook railing!"

"I haven't heard of any bridges. ”

"Hangua, it's in the broken bridge hole, that's our collective mansion!"

"What did you win?"

"Of course it's an unnibbled chicken leg!"

The lazy worm said proudly, but it made Zheng Eun laugh to tears.

"Aren't you coming back?" asked Zheng Enxi.

"Who wants to come back? If it weren't for the fear that you would be confused and eaten by wolves, I wouldn't have picked you up! After all, I am a senior brother, and you are a junior brother, so how could I leave you alone? I care about you wholeheartedly, love you, and help you, but you beat me like a ghost. Now that I'm seriously injured, you can do it!"

Zheng En was of course happy when he saw the lazy worm coming, grabbed the lazy worm and threw it on his back, picked it up and left.

Zheng En carried the lazy worm on his back and said: "My life of fun was given by the master, I must find him and serve him for the rest of my life!"

The lazy worm lay on his back and complained: "You fool, you can be regarded as a drag on my senior brother." If you dare to be arrogant and rude to me again, I really don't care about you!"

Zheng Eun threw him to the ground in anger, and walked forward alone, and he shouted again and chased after him.

With companions, life is not lonely. During the day, the two of them walked and argued about the "senior brother, junior brother" that could never be argued, told some stories and jokes they heard, drank some mountain spring water when they were thirsty, picked some mountain fruits to satisfy their hunger when they were hungry, or found some yams and yellow essence to burn and eat. Find a cave or a rock crevice at night, sleep in shifts, and relieve fatigue.

Zheng En and the lazy worm grasped the direction they came, climbed the slope when they saw it, drilled when they saw the forest, waded when they saw the water, looked for something to eat when they were hungry, slept when they were tired, and couldn't remember how many days and nights they had passed and came to a dense pine forest.

The lazy worm jumped onto a big rock and spun around to observe for a while, and happily shouted to Zheng En: "Bangua, I ran away to here, and the place where we live is not far from here!"

"Take a closer look!" said Jung.

"That's right, that old monster was talking to a few diggers, just under the big pine tree in front of me!" said the lazy worm affirmed.

"Master, we're back!" Zheng En shouted happily.

"Old madman, old monster, we're back! Pick us up in a sedan chair!" the lazy worm also jumped off the boulder and stood beside Zheng En, shouting in the direction of the mountain.

With the shouts of Zheng En and the lazy insects, there was a loud noise in the woods, and four people rushed out.

One of the four men was thin and slender, like a bamboo pole with a garment on a shelf, and carried an iron rod that reached to his eyebrows, one was thick and short, like a sawn stump, and held a nine-section iron whip in his hand, one was of medium height, with a donkey's face, and carried a ghost-headed knife, and the other was thin and small, like a horse monkey, and carried a short sword more than a foot long.

Four people rushed out of the forest, the first two and the last two, blocking the way for Zheng En and the lazy worm to advance and retreat.

The bamboo pole first asked, "What are you shouting?"

Zheng En said: "A few big brothers, we called our master, but I didn't expect to disturb you, sorry?"

Zhu Pole smiled and asked, "Your master is a yellow madman, right?"

"yes, you know him?"

"Yes, of course we do, we are good friends! You are his apprentice Zheng En, right?"

Zheng En saw that they even knew about themselves, so he became even more affectionate: "Yes, this is my junior brother Huang Mao, nicknamed Lazy Worm!"

"Long Yang Jiu Yang, where is your master?"

"Our master lives in the mountains in front of us, let's go with him if you want to find him!" Zheng En saw that they were acquaintances of the master, and treated them as if they were VIPs, and bowed down to guide them.

The stump said, "We've been there a long time ago, and he's not at home." Do you know where he is now?"

"We've just come back, and we haven't gotten home yet. We can wait for him at home and he will always come back. Although our home is not like a restaurant in the city, there is good food and wine, but there are still things to fill the stomach. Let's go, let's go and rest our feet! I'll kill pheasants and rabbits for you!"

Zheng En and the lazy worm have not seen outsiders for many days, and when they meet the living, they are like meeting old acquaintances in a foreign country, not to mention that these people are friends looking for a master, of course, they are very enthusiastic, as if they have met a long-lost brother.

The four exchanged glances and took a step forward at the same time, narrowing the encirclement.

If you want to know what happened, please watch the next time: the four murderers pick up the goods.