Chapter 20: The Eighteen Stone Gates
Tianmei, who rarely shows a smile, didn't hold back this time, and laughed directly!
Hu Che is back! His clothes were all rotten and broken into pieces, and he had to cover his lower body with leaves. He had a lot of wounds on his arm, and an iron diamond-shaped flake was stubbornly stuck into it. He still had one shoe left, his toe peeking out, and the belt was able to put him on "one-point pants" by tying it to the leaves!
Hu Che wanted to continue scolding, but suddenly, his eyes went black and he fell straight to the ground. He also had two broken arrows stuck in his back, but fortunately they didn't hurt in critical positions.
Tianmei saw him fall to the ground, and her first reaction was to go over and save him. However, looking at Hu Che's white and upturned buttocks, she suddenly felt a little embarrassed. "Childe, please come out and have a look!"
"Don't look at it, carry him in!" Chu's voice came faintly.
Tianmei frowned, and in desperation, she put Hu Che on a super large broom and pulled it into the house. "Childe, is it okay? Why don't we sisters pull him out and bury him?"
"Yes, Childe, what the eldest sister said makes sense. He just knows how to cook, and he doesn't have a good level in other aspects?"
"Childe, Sister Tianlan is right, the last time I went out hunting with strawberries, I saw a place where the feng shui was good. ”
The Tianmei sisters all came back, and the youngest Tianju stood there without saying a word, quietly watching Chu apply needles to Hu Che. "You guys, that's going too far. After all, I've eaten other people's skewers for so long, and now I will cross the river and tear down the bridge, I can't say it!"
"You can't blame us! Who told him to go to the Eighteen Stone Gate! What kind of place is that, if he goes in without any preparation, isn't that looking for death? Unless he has the skills of you, Childe!"
Hu Che stood up suddenly! His head turned slowly and mechanically, but his eyes were closed. Tianlan was startled, thinking it was a corpse, so she didn't dare to speak!
Chu took out a towel and a few bottles of medicinal powder and put them on the table, and instantly pulled out the two remaining broken arrows behind Hu Che under the envious gaze of Tianmei and the others. Then, the milli needle is quickly injected into several directions of the wound, deep and shallow, and evenly distributed. He took out the ointment that he had already made from the small medicine stove on the side, sprinkled some more medicinal powder, wrapped it in gauze, and then pressed it on Hu Che's back!
"Ahh
"Ahh
"Brother Hu Che is so white!" Xiao Tianju looked at Hu Che's big white ass exposed outside and admired. Seeing this, Tianzhu ran over directly and reached out to cover her eyes. This little girl really dares to say anything!
"Childe, is there any salvation?" Tianlan asked as she looked at Hu Che, who had just been kicked unconscious.
"It was supposed to be rescued, but you got this foot down。。。。。。 It's hard to say!"
"Oh, don't, Childe, save him! If he died just now, then he would be dead. But now I kicked him to death, so I'll feel guilty. Tianlan was a little anxious.
"No way, leave it to fate! You too, you've been practicing for so long, a 'stare' can scare you like this!"
Tianlan wanted to cry aggrievedly, and let Chu complain about herself, she didn't dare to say half a word! She walked over and pulled Hu Che up from the carbon stove. There was no wound on Hu Che's face anymore, not because of Chu's superb medical skills, but because his face was full of soot and furnace ash at the moment. Tianlan carried Hu Che back to the straw mat with one hand, and pinched her white and tender little nose with the other hand, with an expression of disgust on her face that couldn't be hidden!
"Alright, you take care of him! If you wake up, remember to tell me. If you can't wake up, then carry him to the piece of feng shui treasure selected by Tianzhu in the evening and bury him!"
Although Tianlan has a big personality, she actually regarded Hu Che as her brother for a long time, and she ate so many of his skewers. Looking at Hu Che now, Tianlan felt guilty from the bottom of her heart. Thinking about the serious attitude of the previous child, she felt that it might be difficult for Hu Che to wake up.
Tianlan kept sighing, she felt a little wronged, and she also felt that Hu Che's "death" was too wronged. However, it didn't take long for Tianlan to suddenly move her nose. Sniff~~ A smell of barbecue slowly wafted in! "I'll go! These people actually went to eat barbecue behind my back!
Tianlan disappeared in an instant. "I'm sorry, Master Hu, my mother is going to eat some barbecue first!" Tianlan learned this bit of effort is estimated to have been used on the way to eat and drink! Sure enough, fragile feelings can't withstand the test of the flesh! Ahem, the "flesh" here refers to -- barbecue!
At this time, Chu was greeting everyone in the kitchen. "Eh, eh, eh, you cover it, cover it, and after a while, the smell will run to the main house. Just order meat like this, and two more will definitely not be enough. ”
"Childe, your barbecue skills are better than Hu Che!"
"Brother Childe, it's delicious!"
"It doesn't matter what you guys think of me, but can you leave me some barbecue. And that dipping sauce, give me the dipping sauce! This son has been roasting for so long, just this plate of meat, hurry up and give it to me. ”
"Okay, for your son, then!" Tianzhu threw a few pieces of meat on the plate! Chu, who was extremely confident, opened his mouth wide and was about to continue, but suddenly, a shadow jumped out and cut off the meat in the air! Chu was still waiting there with his mouth open!
"Tianlan!" a roar resounded through the heavens and the earth!
At this moment, Xiong Da and Xiong Er stood up in shock, completely ignoring the saliva mixed with honey and dripping down. Qingli, who had just flown back from the patrol of the lonely grave, staggered, his wings flickered, and he almost lost the giant python on his paws. The deer leg in the strawberry's mouth had only been half-bitten, and it was so bloody that it drooped on its teeth!
Tianlan squatted on the ground with her head in one hand, and wiped the residue of meat foam from the corner of her mouth with the other hand, obviously not having eaten it! Chu on the side turned his head angrily, picked up the bamboo shovel and was about to slap Tianlan.
"Chu, you brute, leave some barbecue for Lao Tzu!" another roar resounded through the heavens and the earth!
The big animals outside were shocked again! They were very experienced in grasping the food they had just eaten, and then waved their hands again, telling themselves that they still hadn't heard anything, and continued to eat!
Ying~~~~ Qingli let out a bird song: "Your sister's! These two neuropaths are really troublesome, you have to make a fire to eat meat!" Hearing this bird's call, the poor python on Qingli's claws trembled and fainted!
"Uh。。。。。。 Ahem, ahem, you're awake, Boss Hu!" Tianlan stood beside Hu Che with a plate with only a few pieces of meat scraps, and she snatched just a few pieces of meat scraps from Chu and a few people.
Hu Che didn't look up, and stood up suddenly following the smell of meat. If it weren't for his good control, he would definitely run into Tianlan. Whoosh! The plate is empty!"Is there anything else?" At this moment, Hu Che is definitely the best representative of the wild man! No matter whether there is a real wild man in this world or not, people will define him as a wild man at this moment!
Tianlan shook her head! Hu Che looked at the others again. The others also shook their heads!"I'm going to eat you!" Hu Che pounced on Chu like crazy!
Smack! Chu stretched out his hand to block Hu Che's forehead!"Have you encountered a 'corpse mutation'?"
"I met your sister!" Hu Che glared at Chu angrily.
"It seems that the practice is not enough!Let's go!" Chu dragged this "wild man" to the eighteen stone gates again! "Help!" Hu Che's pitiful cry for help came from afar!
"It's miserable!" Tianmei shook her head and was the first to go out, and she took two more mouthfuls of the residue on the signature. "Let's go on with the barbecue! Alas, it's pitiful!"
"Yes, the barbecue is really delicious! Sister Tianmei, do you remember the steps of the childe's barbecue?"
"I think I remember!"
If Hu Che heard the conversation between them, he would definitely try his best to break free from Chu's clutches. However, the harsh reality tells him that there are no ifs in this world!
Hu Che sat on the ground, pulling the leaves on his body, while removing a piece of rotten cloth and rubbing it in his hand. He felt a little regretful, regretted agreeing to Chu to learn kung fu, and even regretted knowing Chu.
He put the strip of cloth in his mouth and smashed it like a few months old baby. He looked at the familiar passage in front of him with a dull gaze, and his white and tender ass didn't even feel the bite of the ants, and at this moment, he still had the picture of being thrown in by Chu with one hand just now.
"Woo woo ~ don't bring this kind of play!Woo woo, shameless thing!Woo woo~ I've already passed it, and I'm throwing it in! Don't bring such a play!Mom, I want to go home, woo woo~~~"
Chu outside the stone gate listened to Hu Che's cry and shook his head cruelly. He put the prepared clothes on the ground and walked out leisurely with his hands behind his back.