Chapter 19: Deep in the Cave
Whoosh! Whoosh! Three figures came to Chu's side, and the three Tianmei who were about to kneel were quickly helped up by him one by one. "Can we stop kneeling? I don't have a red envelope, so I'll have to give you New Year's money soon?"
"Oops!" Tianju didn't control his strength well, and stabbed Chu Mou. She covered her little head and shouted, frowning, very cute!"Brother Childe, I actually want to kneel too." Tianju pouted, and her two hands rubbed against each other's fingernails.
"I know, I know, don't kneel in the future, okay?"
"I, I listen to my eldest sister!"
Chu looked at Tianmei, but Tianmei was stubborn and didn't speak. She turned her face to the side, as if she hadn't heard at all. In desperation, Chu was ready to go back to the house with them.
"Wow Ka Ka, my little Tianju!"
Hearing Tianju's voice, Hu Che, who was "imprinted" on the mud by Xiong Da, instantly bounced. This thing didn't care about the muddy water all over his body, and he was going to run over and hug Xiao Tianju. Where would Chu give him this opportunity. In the clash of lightning and flint, Hu Che barely blocked Chu's first two blows. Then, he was kicked out by a big kick from Chu.
The bear outside stood up and clapped his hands on the huge bear paws. Strawberry's brothers also reacted quickly and dodged in time. The big black wolf, who often carried Hu Che, raised his right front hoof very humanely to block his eyes.
I can't bear to look at it!
"Childe, this ground is so dirty, does he bring any clothes?" Tianmei asked with some concern.
"I don't think I brought it!"
"Will you let him into the house for a while?" Tianlan asked.
"Uh。。。。。。 Are you afraid that he will dirty your house?" Chu wondered.
"That's for sure, or else?"
"Tianlan, I think that sometimes, we should also take proper care of our teammates. After all, everyone has eaten his skewers for many days. What do you say?" Chu felt that it was still necessary to give Hu Che a vote.
"Well, what Childe said makes sense. Tianlan looked back at Hu Che, who was covered in muddy water, and suddenly squinted her eyes and laughed. Hu Che was so moved that he raised his leg and was about to go in. "Get out, go to that pond and wash it up before you come in!"
"Hey, Sister Tianlan, how can I wash it on such a cold day! Besides, even if it's washed, aren't the clothes still wet?" Hu Che was speechless.
"Isn't there a brazier? ”
Hu Che was helpless, drooped his head and turned around and walked out. Walking to the door, Xiong Da was still clapping. Hu Che kicked at the bear's big buttocks! Roar! On the mountain road, a big bear chased a swarthy little boy, and the picture was very beautiful!
When Hu Che threw the big bear in the pond and ran back by himself, he happened to meet Tianzhu and a few people making tea for Chu. "The Song Dynasty poet Lu You has a poem that says: 'The snow buds are close to Emei, and the red sac Gu Zhuchun is not reduced. This is the current kind of tea, and later the marshal named it 'Zhuye Qing'. Until now, everyone has called it that. ”
It only takes seven points to add tea, and leave three points for favors. Chu raised the teapot high and poured it out. "Although we are a rural village, we have also inherited the Chinese 'national drink'. It's not easy to get these tea sets!"
"Childe, where did you get the tea set?"
"I found it from the cave, and I found it from the cemetery. In short, it is not easy to put together such a set. ”
"Uh。。。。。。 Yes, it's not easy, Childe, the second 。。。。。。 Tianlan was definitely bursting in her heart. Dare to love that these tea sets were stolen from the cemetery, can this guy drink it without getting sick?
"Ahh
Tianlan glanced at Hu Che, poured him another glass, and gave him a thumbs up by the way.
"Tea, antidote to all poisons. This is a mythical story that has been handed down. Legend has it that in ancient times, there was a person in China who was called Shennong. The conditions were difficult, plagues were rampant, and the people were devastated. In order to save the people, Shennong's wandered around, tasting herbs and dividing grains. However, because of this, I also ate too many toxins, and the pain was unbearable and I fainted. When he woke up, there was a small grass beside him, and he picked a few leaves, put it in his mouth and chewed it. Soon, the body was healed. Shennong's transplanted this grass back, and the people were relieved of a lot of poison. It has been passed down to this day, and there is a saying that tea cures all kinds of poisons. ”
"Ahh He touched his lip and felt it was a little swollen. "What, do you think my mouth is any different?"
Tianzhu couldn't hold back and laughed.
"What are you laughing at? I think I'm poisoned. This is an obvious symptom of poisoning, brother! Hurry up, hurry up and save me! Oops, I feel dizzy!" Hu Che was about to fall to Xiao Tianju.
"Dizzy your sister! As soon as I came out of the cold water of the pond, I poured boiling hot tea violently, this is scalding and swollen!" Chu slapped the head of this goods.
"Oh, really, if you say that, you don't feel dizzy!" Hu Che touched his lips, thinking it was quite sexy!
"Ready?"
"Aang!"
"Let's go!"
Chu grabbed Hu Che's shoulder, and in the stunned eyes of everyone, the two quickly disappeared!
Looking at the speed at which the two disappeared, Tianmei felt a sense of weakness. She instructed Tianlan to put the tea away, and called the sisters to go to the martial arts training ground.
"You're a pervert! You can lift me at my current weight, and you're playing like a Japanese ninja!"
Bang! Hu Che was kicked away again. Hu Che fell not lightly, and his shoulder slammed heavily on the rocks in the cave, smashing out the rubble on the ground. Obviously, Chu's strength this time was a little too strong. "I can praise me, but I don't like the word 'Japan'!
"I was wrong, brother!" Hu Che stood behind Chu in a rare manner. Yes! For that island country, the Chinese people have endless anger! This anger goes deep into the bone marrow and into the soul! Hu Che followed Chu all the way, and he clearly remembered that he had turned more than a dozen forks before he came to a very huge stone house.
"There are eighteen gates in the stone house, and every time you pass through one door, turn right and the third hole to get out. If you don't want to go out, you can keep going until you pass through the eighteenth gate. Every door has a mechanism, life and death are up to you, consider it yourself!"
As soon as Chu's voice fell, he rushed over.
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! The mechanism activated, and countless hidden weapons flew out. However, Chu's speed was so fast that he had already reached the end without touching the hidden weapon at all. He turned around and looked at Hu Che from afar, smiling very cheaply!
"Your sister, what are you, show off that you're fast!Do I have your speed?" Hu Che spat and scolded Chu, and jumped up from time to time, looking like a shrew scolding the street.
"Good luck!"
"I#¥@%......" Hu Che stood there and kept scolding Chu, however, the goods had disappeared.
He tried dozens of times, but the stone door behind him did not open! Hu Che gave up the idea of running back, he smashed the stones under his feet, and threw them one by one to the opposite side. The hidden weapons kept flying out from all angles of the house, endlessly. "I'm convinced, this cave master is definitely an idle bird-sore guy. This is the secret weapon that he has been making all his life is piled up in this cave. I thank you, thank you family, thank you ancestors for eighteen generations!"
Chu left the cave, and the four sisters in the small courtyard were also practicing enthusiastically. He went into the house, poured out the tea that Tianmei had made, and made another pot of tea himself. It's a bit of a luxury!
"'All day long, drunk and dreaming, I suddenly heard that spring was strong mountaineering. Because of the words of the monks in the bamboo courtyard, he stole half a day of leisure!'This poem is a lazy and boring person spreading negative energy, why has it become a famous sentence now?'Bamboo courtyard is a monk'? Hmph, the monk's words are also believed, but it is just a group of bald people thinking about how to corrupt other people's minds every day!" Chu took out a book and turned to this Tang poem very casually, he was sipping tea and reading poems, so leisurely!
"Chu, you shameless man come out for Lao Tzu。。。。。。 Suddenly, an extremely arrogant voice came! Tianmei appeared in the small courtyard, she looked out of the courtyard with fierce eyes, as if she was going to rush over and hack the bastard who spewed wild words in the next minute!