Chapter Thirty-Six: Don't Believe It?

Who knows that the bucktooth man is really worthy of being an elite player in the thief class, with the well-known name of "the first thief in Fengcheng", the so-called gentleman on the beam, the time of the game, is very famous in the thief industry.

The bucktooth man is quick-eyed, and before the paper ball hits the girl, the iPhone has already been successful.

Oops, it's crooked, how does this feel get worse and worse lately?

Yan Hao muttered in his heart, revealing a shyly smile, and a pair of handsome eyes stared at the girl's cute rabbit without blinking.

This ball of paper with nosebleeds seems to be a bit of a recognition!

As the girl leaned sideways, the ball of paper hit the side of the Madonna Peak impartially, and after a little trembling, a large red patch was printed.

You are so happy, the baby is so bitter, the baby wants to become you, feel the elastic softness and comfort.

Yan Hao knew that he had done something wrong with good intentions, and it was useless to explain, so he immediately turned his head at this time, whistling in his mouth, pretending to look at the scenery outside the window, but he panicked in his heart.

After the girl's body collided with Yan Hao like a spark just now, her nerves were extremely sensitive.

Suddenly, she only felt a chill flash over the big jade rabbit that was still sleeping, and the girl glanced down, and her face changed immediately.

A blood stain was instantly hit on the white clean shirt, and the girl touched it, and countless grass and mud horses suddenly flashed in her heart.

The nosebleed soaked through her clothes, and she couldn't wipe it at all, making her feel uncomfortable.

I saw a dead silence in her eyes, as if it would explode at any time.

In fact, the girl had already guessed that the paper ball was thrown by Yan Hao, but she didn't expect him to so openly challenge her endurance.

Xindao: You guy is really too bold, you dare to tease Aunt Ben's grandmother, and pretend to look at the scenery, quite a heartfelt! Throwing a paper ball with nosebleeds, is it an indirect kiss, or on your own cute white rabbit, unforgivable?

Thinking of this, the girl's face suddenly flushed, a little hot, and then a ball of anger burned in her heart, and she was furious, and she was about to do it.

"Bastard, not only harassing my aunt, but also stealing my aunt's mobile phone, you are not small!"

The girl turned her head and stared at Yan Hao angrily, convinced that it was Yan Hao's thief who stole the mobile phone, and shouted.

"Girl, you misunderstood again, it's not me ......"

Yan Hao sighed in his heart, wanted to cry without tears, pointed at the bucktoothed man with his finger, and still made a meaningless explanation.

At this time, the girl suddenly bent down and slowly leaned down.

The explanation worked, no need to be so polite, you don't have to nod and bend over if you want to apologize.

Yan Hao was overjoyed in his heart, so he stopped looking at the scenery outside the window and turned his head back.

The girl slowly lowered her head and deftly took off her high heels.

Yan Hao said in his heart, what are you doing here, how can you take it off in front of so many people, girl!

"Huh!"

A delicate snow-white high heel suddenly flew through the air, flying directly towards Yan Hao's head.

Yan Hao was a little speechless, why do girls like to throw high heels and smash people! Probably because the master is too handsome!

Immediately, the girl was already standing in front of Yan Hao's eyes, trying to grab Yan Hao's elbow joint.

It's hard to imagine that this girl is really good at kung fu, she is actually a fighting master, but her strength is not enough, and she is still slightly inferior to Yan Hao's hard qigong.

Seeing her movements flowing in the car, her shots are calm and sophisticated, she must have been trained for a long time to be so agile and very strong.

Damn, are all girls so hot-tempered now?

But the girl is strong and strong, Yan Hao swept away, and his left hand easily and accurately caught the girl's shoes.

Yan Hao didn't dwell too much, and flashed back directly, and the girl grabbed the air.

"Girl, are you throwing embroidered shoes to recruit a son-in-law?"

"Recruit you big-headed ghost, how could my aunt and grandmother meet a narcissist like you. ”

The girl was about to collapse at Yan Hao's cheeks, and shouted loudly, her face was flushed with anger and her whole body trembled.

Yan Hao stared at the girl's Jade Rabbit Peak with burning eyes, looking like he wanted to speak and stopped.

"If you have something to say, let go of a fart, if you have nothing to say, your aunt and grandmother will send you to the police station. ”

"Girl, you can't frame a good person! I often go to the police station, and usually someone respectfully asks me to help with the case. ”

Yan Haofeng said lightly.

"Who do you think you are?"

The girl felt that the more Yan Hao spoke, the more unreliable he became, he was like a liar, to be precise, he was a thief with a tongue.

Yan Hao was silent for a while, pursed his lips, in fact, he didn't want to go to a place like the police station, for fear that he would meet an old acquaintance he had protected before, and Yan Hao's current situation would be very embarrassing.

"You don't mean I'm a thief? ”

The girl was stunned, and her eyes swept Yan Hao's clothes and pants,

I don't think there's a place to hide my phone.

"Search, search, what do you see!"

The girl noticed that Yan Hao's eyes were strange and asked vigilantly.

"Don't dare to say it, you're going to misunderstand again," Yan Hao shook his head again and again.

The more Yan Hao was like this, the more curious the girl became, the more uneasy she became, and she felt uncomfortable.

"Say it, I won't scold you!"

"Are you sure you don't scold me?"

Yan Hao looked at the girl's fullest and plump place, and said cautiously.

"Don't scold, say it quickly!"

"Your buttons are open, revealing ......"

The girl looked down and saw that the buttons had been squeezed open, and two white and creamy snowballs were mostly exposed, and a trace of black ribbon was crooked.

This uniform was originally temporarily worn for a party, but I was in a hurry when I bought it, and I didn't have time to change it, so I bought a smaller model.

Who knew that this girl was really fickle, and her face changed in a blink of an eye.

"You stinky rascal! You thief! I'm not done with you. ”

"Hey, hey, didn't you say you're going to be searched to clear me?"

Yan Hao was a little speechless, but a trace of cunning flashed in his eyes, and then an evil smile couldn't help but appear on his face.

"What is the innocence of people like you? I advise you to take out your phone and fight for leniency. ”

"Since you don't search, you don't have no evidence, don't talk nonsense. ”

Yan Hao raised his eyebrows and said.

The girl hesitantly leaned towards Yan Hao, and after thinking about it carefully, things would definitely not be hidden in his pocket, could it be in his pants...... Her face flushed.

At this moment, a middle-aged woman in her forties next to her heard a faint sound of air flow from her sphincter, and a turbid air erupted.

"Huh?"

Everyone looked at each other and covered their mouths and noses.

A few seconds later, another "poof!" sound immediately spread across half of the bus box.

The overwhelming smell of fishy gas swept through, just like a gas gas bomb, surging and surging, gushing endlessly.

"It stinks, girl, what are you excited about, eat sweet potatoes or radishes at noon, girls are not elegant when they leak air in public. ”

"Damn! You fart, and then let your aunt and grandmother gag your mouth. ”

The girl covered her nose with her hands, her brows furrowed, and her face flushed.

Yan Hao thought to himself that he had encountered a ruthless stubble today, and the girl in front of him couldn't be reasonable.