In fact, the source of the gas was a middle-aged woman, who ate too many peas and soybeans at noon, so the turbidity continued to leak out, but she had to hold back for the sake of face and did not dare to use all her strength.

At this time, in order to take care of her own face, she pretended to wipe the car windows with a tissue, and she looked decent, and the scene was also very funny.

With the sound of wiping the car windows, she echoed her own unique exhaust pattern, and "poofed" a few times in a row, and no one else found out who did it.

In fact, Yan Hao had long noticed that this middle-aged woman, in addition to her unnatural expression, her behavior was also very strange.

Yan Hao said in his heart, sister-in-law, didn't you just leak a little bit of air? What dare you do not dare to do? This can make the master miserable, not only smoke the master with the smell, but also cause the master to be misunderstood by Shui Bingyue, you are too guilty.

The most pitiful thing is not Yan Hao, but the small place closest to the woman.

Behind her, a thirty-five or sixteen-year-old glasses guy was staring at the woman's fat ass, his expression was a little exaggerated, and there was a hint of fear in his angry eyes.

Looking at the entire bus car, he was indeed the worst, his face was suffocated red, and his hair was blown a little unkempt.

The poor glasses brother had been distorted by the woman's turbid expression that had been brewing for a long time, his eyes were scattered, and he was delirious.

Because opposite him was the sphincter vent of the middle-aged woman, and the sudden human gas bomb just now almost poisoned him to death, which was really a stench that life could not bear.

He covered his nose and watched curiously as the middle-aged woman swayed and trembled, screaming anxiously in his heart!

Seeing this, Yan Hao really couldn't look at it, ignored the girl's warning, and immediately poked his head out and said slowly to the middle-aged woman:

"Eldest sister, what's wrong with you?

"No...... No, no help. ”

The middle-aged woman looked embarrassed, her body trembled even more, her face turned pale, and she covered the exhaust port behind her with both hands, for fear of leaking turbidity again.

"Take a deep breath! Relax!"

Yan Hao saw that the woman was trembling, her lower body was twisting around, and sweat was breaking out on her forehead, so he suggested with a worried face.

"No...... You can't be too relaxed, you won't relax as soon as I relax. ”

Yan Hao was a little confused in her heart, what did she want to do? Could it be that this woman wanted it? Yan Hao's body couldn't help but be excited, and her thoughts were a little evil.

Suddenly, the smell of rotten eggs wafted under Yan Hao's nose, and he suddenly realized that he understood the real reason why the middle-aged woman was trembling, and a ghostly smile appeared on his face.

"Ma'am, you just want to get out of breath, shake something......! Finish...... Let's do it!"

Yan Hao looked anxious and asked, for fear of seeing a middle-aged woman's miserable scene.

"I ...... I'm in vibrating mode, easy? You're kidding. ”

After hearing the conversation between the two of them, the glasses brother behind him chuckled in his heart, and he couldn't sit still, and his face immediately turned the color of pig liver.

"I say, do you want to get rid of the smell again?"

Brother Glasses asked with a look of fear on his face.

"Damn! I just had a feeling in the last two seconds, how do you know?"

The middle-aged woman cocked her buttocks, feeling a little confused, and said very embarrassed.

"I saw that you were pouting, the ventilation in this bus is not good, and the air pollution index has seriously exceeded the standard, please change the direction of the exhaust! When exhausting, you can't just look in the direction of the left and right! Why don't you look back at the person behind you? If you dare to pout in front of me again, I'm really not welcome?"

The glasses brother didn't know when he took out a big glue stick in his hand, and threatened very unfriendly.

Take out the glue stick and want to stick to me? If you stick to it, the fart is the anger of the human body, how can there be any reason not to let it go! Smoke you to death, why are the big men so squeamish!

The middle-aged woman cursed silently in her heart.

Yan Hao almost laughed out loud when he heard the conversation between them.

Xindao, this glasses brother is really a talent that has not been met in a hundred years! He is observant of the details, and no one can compare with him, what a great sin he has suffered! The smoked brain is extremely flexible, and he has found the law of middle-aged women releasing turbidity.

But the girl didn't seem to be affected by these episodes, maybe this episode didn't get her attention enough!

She only had Yan Hao in her eyes, and she wanted to pull Yan Hao back to ask for an understanding, and said in her heart: You think that if you ignore your aunt and grandmother, I will be able to let you go.

But two minutes later, the middle-aged woman's stomach suddenly rolled like a galloping horse.

She listened to Brother Glasses' language full of ridicule and ridicule, and she was already deflated in her heart, and she didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, what kind of quality was not good, come on!

"Little brother, stay away from me first, don't hurt you by mistake. ”

The middle-aged woman reminded Yan Hao in a low voice.

She immediately covered her face skillfully, anyway, she couldn't face this kind of trouble, because she couldn't hold it back, and she didn't care which direction it was, she would talk about it when she relaxed.

A new round of sphincter movement rushed out of her body, and the sound came again.

Start or chant softly:

Puff! Puff! Puff!

But later, the vibration mode was changed to the ring mode at high speed.

Boom! Boom!

However, there is also an occasional vibration and ring mode, which is also invincible.

She seemed to treat the bus as a public toilet, releasing the fishy gas to her heart's content, and everyone had nothing to love at this time, wanting to cry without tears, and wanting to get off the bus one after another.

In the face of the disdainful gaze of everyone, the exhaust sound of the women's sphincter stopping and pausing also made a unique rhythm.

The burning gaze frightened the woman enough, so she sometimes held her breath, sometimes exhausted, like the movement of a small mortar.

As the old saying goes: the fart sound is too small, everyone is hard to find, the fart is too loud, you are embarrassed, you don't let go of the fart, you hold your heart, you don't have a fart, you squeeze your body.

This time, the women also fought, directly ringing mode, and tuned to the loudest.

Yan Hao and the girl immediately discovered the culprit of this prank, and the two looked at each other for a long time, silent, and cursed in their hearts that this woman was not qualified.

Not in a hurry, a wave of unevenness rose again and again, and at this time, there was a shout of an old aunt in the car.

"Catch the thief, catch the thief!"

There was chaos in the car, and all the passengers looked in front of the car, and the girl was no exception.

In just a few minutes, five or six of the passengers have lost their belongings, lost their mobile phones, lost their money, and lost their sanitary napkins.

I saw the man at the front of the car pull out a cold dagger directly from his waist and pointed angrily at the bus driver.

"Damn, stop or cut your neck. ”

Under this threat, the bus driver did not dare to slack off, stepped on the brakes, slowly stopped the car, and wittily opened the back door of the car instead of the front door.

"Don't stop me, don't look for death. ”

The man threatened loudly, waving the weapon in his hand as he walked towards the back door of the car.

The people inside the bus consciously avoided a passage.