Chapter 347: Easter Egg (16th Explosion Subscription)

If it weren't for this paragraph to understand Yu Linsheng's situation.

Then Meiling must have thought that Yu Linsheng had watched the film in advance.

Damn it.

The guess is the same as a dime.

This Yu Linsheng is a little bald, this must be fucking smart and bald.

Until this time, Meiling also had a trace of curiosity about this product.

How the hell did he do it?

If a woman is curious about men, then hehe.

The movie goes on.

Overturned.

The two were worried about the explosion, so they hurried out.

It didn't explode.

"It's different from American blockbusters. ”

"Who said that if the car overturned, it would definitely explode. ”

"Boss, do you still hate me?"

"Hehe, I'm used to it. ”

......

The two of them glanced at each other at this time, and everything was in plain sight.

The screen turns.

It's dark.

The two lit a fire.

At this time, there was also an introduction on the screen.

A certain hillside.

Distance from New Year: 5 minutes.

Distance from Changsha: Unknown.

"Hey, you're a treasure chest, you have everything. ”

Li Chenggong looked at the cow egg and said with a little admiration: "What are the seasonings?"

"Yes, spicy beef!"

"Is there any seafood?"

"It's seafood. ”

"Add some more vinegar. ”

......

The little life of the two is quite good.

In winter, drink a little wine to warm up, and then bake the soup and eat instant noodles, which is also considered the New Year.

The two chatted.

Li Chenggong finally began to confess.

He doesn't feel like he's a success.

The staff nicknamed him the Big Big Wolf behind his back.

He didn't think he was a good son, and his father wasn't there when he left.

At the same time, he did not feel that he was a good father, so he went to his daughter's school to see the parent-teacher conference, but the head teacher of the school did not know him.

As a husband, Li Chenggong went behind his wife's back to find the mistress.

As a lover, he is not a good lover.

Li Chenggong felt that he was a failure.

"Niu Dan, I should thank you for showing me how embarrassing my life is. ”

"Happy New Year. ”

......

It's dawning.

The car continued to roll over.

I don't want a car for two.

Walking on the road, there was no car willing to stop and take them.

Then the two of them had fun again.

Li Chenggong finally carried the cow egg on his back.

It's really full of emotion.

"You said if I were a crow's mouth, I would want him to come and crash into a car like this right now, do you say he's coming?

was beaten to death by the cow egg carried by Li Chenggong, not believing that he was a crow's mouth.

Then the sound of a car crashing sounded.

Chicken crows.

It turned out to be a cart with chickens.

The two apologized while helping the boss catch chicken.

As a result, I didn't expect the boss to go to Changsha.

Yes, I took the chicken cart back to Changsha.

That's really the answer.

Is there a chicken feather in a place?

"Haha, that's fucking cool!!"

"Laughing at me, both of them scared the waiter. ”

"Damn, this shape is awesome at grandma's house. ”

"I'm drunk too, this is a fucking cow. ”

"That's right, I'm also drunk, and I'm a husky. ”

"Hahaha, give me a smile. ”

......

Laughter in the cinema.

At the same time.

This is also the last laugh of this movie.

Everyone naturally knows the next plot.

Xiao San reluctantly left.

Li Chenggong and his wife are living a good life.

What was the original ending like?

It was Niu Dan who asked for the money, but this money was paid by Li Chenggong.

Then the two finally met again on the plane after a long time.

Lin Chen made a magic change here.

Wishing you prosperity.

Without saying a word, they began to sing.

In the end, a song suddenly sounded on the street where the cow and egg were on a blind date, and the actors of "People in Embarrassment" all appeared on the street.

Everyone sang together.

I congratulate you on your fortune

I congratulate you on your splendor

The best please come over

If it's bad, please go away

......

Oh, don't blame many people

I wish all the girls in the world

Marry a good boy

Two small bites are always in one piece

I wish all the children of the world

It's better to be smart than to be talented

IQ fills your head

......

I wish my esteemed aunt and grandmother

Thirty-six laps of the race

I don't pant for breath and my face doesn't change

I wish the third uncle a sale

Business is famous

Prosperous fortune lives in a mansion

Swagger and be happy to eliminate disasters for you

......

With the singing, the lights in the theater came on.

Stone City, Taiyang Cinema.

Bai Yuhan stood up with his wife Wang Bing in his arms.

"How's that? I said this movie is good. ”

Bai Yuhan smiled at Wang Bing: "There is no abuse in the movie." ”

Wang Bing also grinned: "Yes, it's really good-looking, but it's a pity that our children are small, otherwise I'm going to take my children to have a second thought." ”

"Khan, pull it down, our daughter is a little older. ”

Bai Yuhan wiped his sweat wildly.

As for the rest of the people in the theater, they are talking non-stop.

"It's good-looking, it's so fucking good-looking. ”

"yes, this movie is so good, it makes me laugh. ”

"I think easter eggs are the best, oh my God, they haven't been advertised before. ”

"That's right, indeed, it wasn't advertised at all before. ”

......

Obviously, everyone has the ability to discern between good and bad in a movie.

If the movie is good, the audience is willing to watch it, and even willing to hold their urine to watch it.

And the laughter in the theater can sometimes be reflected.

Especially comedy movies.

You are good-looking, and being able to amuse the audience is the first place.

Taiyang Cinema, everyone is discussing and coming out one after another.

Lin An, the manager of the studio, was holding the questionnaire in his hand and preparing to investigate.

Yes.

He thinks his boss is a little confused.

Please.

It's understandable to support Lin Chen, but there is no need to schedule almost half of the films in "People in Embarrassment", it's too risky.

Who doesn't know that the two most promising movies in the current Spring Festival file are "Magic" and "Young King Five".

One of these two is a romance film and the other is a martial arts film.

In addition to these two, it is the Hollywood sci-fi blockbuster "The Vanished".

The three films are fought at the same time as "People in Embarrassment".

In other theaters, basically the two films "Magic" and "Young King Five" account for 50% of the film schedule, and the rest are "The Disappeared", "The Lonely Old Man", "Looking for a Gun" and "People in Embarrassment" four movies to divide.

But in their Taiyang Cinema, their boss ranked 45% of the films for "People in Embarrassment", and other movies divided the rest of the films.

This made Lin An slightly dissatisfied.

For Lin An, he feels that a small-budget movie like "People in Embarrassment" is not interesting.

On the contrary, whether it is the romantic comedy of "Magic" or the action comedy of "Young King Five", this is quite interesting.

Especially the starring role of "Young King Five" is none other than others.

It's the forest leopard.

, a kung fu superstar on the same level as Dai Junlong, is now in his prime.

He already has box office appeal.

And "Young King Five" is also said to be Lin Bao's ambitious work.

He wants to establish himself as the king of kung fu with this movie.

As for Dai Junlong, since he was exposed last year to cut out the picture stand-in incident, he has been in a low-key state, because the incident needs to be diluted.

Anyway, the audience's forgetfulness is relatively large, and when the time comes, Dai Junlong will be full of trends for the return of the king.

But for Lin Bao, he has always wanted to rely on his works to speak, and compared to Dai Junlong, Lin Bao has always been weak.

is exactly like this, taking advantage of Dai Junlong's public opinion, Lin Bao wanted to rely on "Young King Five" to directly bring back the weak board.

There is a way to take advantage of your illness and kill you.

The time, the place, and the people are all right, of course, Lin Leopard has to fight.

Therefore, whether it is a premiere or a roadshow, Lin Leopard changed his previous low-key mode and began to make a sense of existence with all his might.

This "Young King Five" is naturally highly anticipated by everyone.

In Lin An's opinion, he thinks that it is good to vigorously schedule "Young King Five".

As a theater manager, I am thinking about making money during the Spring Festival.

So just after the first session in the morning, Lin An wanted to do an investigation, and he wanted to tell the boss with practical actions.

Boss, you're wrong.

The questionnaire is very simple.

It's divided into four gears.

ABCD。

It's up to everyone to score.

When Bai Yuhan received the watch, he didn't think about it, and gave a first-gear A.

As for the others, there are those who give to A and those who give to B.

There are also a few because they don't like the junior in it, so they give it to D.

But on the whole, there are still many praises.

Acclaim!

Acclaim!!

Or is it a good review!!

Lin An was a little embarrassed, he suddenly felt as if he was thinking something wrong, so Lin An asked a few more old customers.

"Yes, it's true that there is no nutrition, but what nutrition is needed, just look good. ”

"I think it's okay, there is true love in the world, and the cow egg laughed at me. ”

"The easter egg at the end of this movie is also quite interesting. ”

......

After listening to everyone's discussions, Lin An also reacted quickly.

Sure enough, it's the boss.

The eyes are so fucking poisonous.

......

At this moment, not only the Taiyang Cinema in Shishi, but also other people who watched the movie also received the questionnaire.

Rave reviews.

After Li Ming finished reading it, he had already started to spontaneously become a water army in his group.

"Damn, don't watch "Magic" and "Young King Five", hurry up and watch "People in Embarrassment" horror. ”

This news of Li Ming in the group also blew up the group.

"What's going on? Fuck, Xiao Ming, you watched the movie by yourself??"

"Haha, it's definitely not, Xiao Ming should be going with the object. ”

"Upstairs, don't think too much, if Xiao Ming finds a sow, he can go up the tree. ”

......

Li Ming, a group of friends in the group, also posted a speechless emoji: "I said can you have a little discipline, I will recommend a movie for you and even fucking mock me." ”

Now the group is also chatting seriously.

Because Li Ming, don't look at the part of falling in love.

But his evaluation of a movie is quite reliable.

As a result, the people in the group who were originally going to watch "Magic" and "Young King Five" also felt that they should not watch "People in Embarrassment".

Amway.

Many people like things that will always want to Amway others.

Because I want to be recognized.

The movies you like, the people you like, and the networks you like are all pretty much the same.

And the same is true for film critics.

Here we are talking about disciplined film critics.

Because some film critics say that as long as you have money, even a pig can blow you to the sky.

After so many years, Yu Linsheng has been able to gain influence because of his neutrality.

Many people know him as a qualified Lin Chui.

But in the face of some flaws in Lin Chen's movies, Yu Linsheng was also ruthless.

This is true love.

It's like you like a girl.

Although she is beautiful, innocent, and has long legs, she also looks literary.

But doesn't she pick her nose, pick her toes, fart, grind her teeth, and burp?

Therefore, Yu Linsheng is also absolutely unaccustomed to the shortcomings of girls.

So, why do you think Yu Linsheng has been single for so many years?

Why didn't the girlfriends talk about it well?

Therefore, what Mei Ling said was right.

Yu Linsheng is based on the body of a single ability.

This is quite similar to Bai Yuhan's before.

Today's Yu Linsheng came out of the theater and was thinking about the situation of the movie "People in Embarrassment".

There are several climaxes.

There are a few laughs.

Which are the shortcomings.

Where the performance is slightly fake.

Wait.

"Where are we going to eat later?"

Meiling had a little bit of a good impression of Yu Linsheng, so she felt that it was good to have a meal together and get to know each other.

"Well, you go home first. ”

Yu Linsheng said: "I have to watch "People in Embarrassment" again, because there are a few points that I haven't seen clearly. ”

Saying that, Yu Linsheng had already walked towards the front desk and was ready to buy tickets.

Only Meiling was left a little messy.

Because she never thought that someone would turn her down.

......

County.

After the end of "People in Embarrassment", there was also applause in the cinema.

"Brother, how do you think they would feel if they found out you were here?"

Lin Xiao whispered to Lin Chen, who was wearing glasses and a hat.

It's a bad taste.

It's also very rewarding.

Very proud.

Lin Xiao really wants to tell others that the director of this movie you are watching is my brother Lin Chen.

And my brother is right next to me.

Lin Chen, the great director of the movie you talked about and discussed, is by your side.

When leaving, Lin Xiao and Lin Chen also retreated in turn.

"Lin Xiao!!"

Suddenly, a fan girl found Lin Xiao, she hurriedly walked over and said: "It's really Lin Xiao, hello, Lin Xiao, I'm your fan, I like the second dimension very much." ”

Not only this fan girl, but everyone else also hugged her.

Some people have indeed heard of Lin Xiao.

Some people just just join in the fun, and when they see everyone coming around, they also come around.

Don't believe you'll give it a try.

At the subway station, you suddenly run, and it's crazy, to see if anyone is running with you.

Or you're in the cinema and you run up and see how the rest of the people react.

That's the case at the moment.

Lin Xiao was suddenly surrounded.

Someone else has to sign it.

To take a group photo.

There is also a hurry to take a photo or video and send it to the circle of friends to pretend to be forced: "I met a star." ”

As for who.

No one is paying attention.

Lin Chen was also afraid that something would happen, so he hurriedly squeezed over quietly, and then said loudly: "Damn, where is Lin Chen!!

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(The simple magic change of the movie "People in Embarrassment" is an attempt, you can talk about it if you like it or not)