Chapter 346: The World Has Its Own True Love (15 Explosions)
Yes, continue to have accidents.
And it's all fate.
Li Chenggong and Niu Dan got into the same car again.
This scene made the theater laugh again.
"I can't get rid of it. β
"Haha, I want to laugh even more when I see Li Chenggong's expression. β
"yes, let's see if things continue to happen. β
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The car from Guangshui to Jiangkou was started.
Zhang Yuqiang, who was holding the frying pan, started singing.
"If you have money or not, go home for the New Year
I know you want to get your home back.
There is money and no money
Go home for the New Year.
I know you want to get your home back
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At first, Li Chenggong was still disdainful of listening to this song, but as the chorus began, Li Chenggong also sang involuntarily.
If you have money or not, go home for the New Year.
This sentence is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
For Huaxia, even if the Spring Festival Gala is not as good as a year, even if everyone is getting weaker and weaker about the New Year, even if everyone is getting more and more annoyed about the New Year.
But.
Everyone will come back during the Spring Festival.
The Spring Festival is the day when all families reunite.
This is a tradition that Chinese people carry in their bones.
Singing the song, the car stopped.
The road ahead is gambling, and I can't do it.
Then it passed through the village.
The scenes of the New Year in Saddle Village flashed one by one.
"Where is this, the scenery is so beautiful. β
Meiling, who was sitting next to Yu Linsheng, suddenly sighed: "It's good if I can retire here, it's good to raise some pigs, feed a few sheep, and raise a few geese." β
"You have a literary disease. β
Yu Linsheng shook his head slightly: "What kind of hypocrisy is it? Let you disconnect the network, I think you can stand it?"
Meiling said: "You are a bar, who doesn't have a net now?"
"Huh. β
Yu Linsheng smiled.
Don't bother to pay attention to her.
The joke is up again.
The car hit people, the village chief was furious, and the cow egg saved people, which made the audience laugh.
This time thanks to the cow eggs.
The village chief arranged a car to take him and Li Chenggong to Hankou.
"Thank you, village chief. β
Li Chenggong got out of the car and said.
The village chief said without giving face: "If you want to thank him, thank him, people like you, I don't know how many legs I have to break in a year." β
In a word, it is also for the audience to know.
The village chief is a real person.
Next, Li Chenggong also looked helpless.
It turned out that the car arranged by the village chief was a tractor.
Finally arrived in Hankow.
The words were typed on the screen again.
Wuhan, Hankou.
On the twenty-ninth day of the Lunar New Year, in the afternoon.
It is 353.6 kilometers away from Changsha.
It's also time here that the deceptive girl makes her debut.
Niu Dan was deceived.
On the other hand, Li Chenggong found that he was inseparable from the cow egg.
Originally, he thought he could go to Changsha.
But who would have thought.
The bridge on the national highway is broken and is being repaired.
They had to come back.
It's just a leak and it rains overnight.
What's more embarrassing?
What's even more embarrassing is that Li Chenggong's wallet was also lost.
"It's good to be cheated, and it proves that no one is sick. β
Niu Dan's words also prove once again how kind-hearted he is.
"Hey, how did I fall into your hands again. β
Li Chenggong looked up to the sky and sighed: "Okay, I'll invite you to dinner with this sentence to you." β
As a result, Li Chenggong found that the wallet was gone.
Niu Dan looked at Li Chenggong and said, "Did you lose your wallet?"
"You said you lost it, you must have lost it. β
Li Chenggong didn't look for a wallet when he heard Niu Dan's words: "Let's go." β
It's night.
Wuhan, Hankou.
On the twenty-ninth day of the new year, in the evening.
It is still 353.6 kilometers away from Changsha.
The real biggest laugh is here.
The two opened a room.
Because I only have 80 dollars in my pocket.
Then the words of the waiter at the hotel caused everyone to laugh.
"You two men open a room?"
The waiter repeated this sentence to make everyone really laugh.
"I didn't think I was thinking about anything, but how did this repetition feel so emotional. β
"yes,, squirt thoroughly. β
"I went, and the two of us really slept together. β
"Hahaha, fuck. β
It means that it is already a laughing bird. β
The bird's laughter was gone. β
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After watching the two of them sleep in the same bed after moving in, Zhang Yuqiang's various dream words and snoring also made the audience really laugh.
Get.
That's not the biggest laugh.
Next, high energy ahead.
Of course, the people in the movie theater don't know, and they can't suddenly add a sentence next to the movie: "Audience friends, high energy ahead, please don't drink water!"
Originally, Yu Linsheng thought that this was already the biggest laugh.
You see, it's really pleasing to the eye when two women are lying on the same bed, and it's okay to hug them.
But with two men hugging each other, you must feel that something is wrong.
Li Chenggong and Niu Dan are in such a situation.
And then came the climax.
When he went out and came back, Li Chenggong knocked on the wrong door.
Then he thought he was knocking on the door and lay down, when he suddenly heard the voice of a woman next to him.
Li Chenggong, who was a little panicked, was ready to slip away quietly.
"Haha, laughing pee, I fucking lay in the wrong bed???"
"Who is this woman??"
"I'll go, what does that mean??"
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Next, the plot has reached the maximum of laughter.
The fat man has come to catch the traitor.
But the woman knew that there was no man in her house, so she asked the fat man to come and find the adulterer quickly.
Just when the fat man felt that he believed his daughter-in-law, a shoe fell off.
The fat man's face changed.
The door was pushed open, and Li Chenggong, who was standing on the shelf on one leg in red pants, said with a slight stumble: "I, I, I said that I went to the wrong room, do you believe it??"
"I'll fuck you uncle. β
The fat man threw the shoe in Li Chenggong's face.
The screen turns.
Niu Dan slept soundly, and then he turned over and found that the boss was gone.
After opening the door, he found Li Chenggong sleeping on a chair.
"Hey, boss, why are you asleep??"
Niu Dan said with a slight exaggeration: "I said why didn't I wake up and see you, I thought you went to buy steamed buns, when did you come to sleep here." β
"How did I sleep here, guess how I slept here??"
Li Chenggong said with a little grievance.
"Boss, why is your face swollen like this??"
Niu Dan bent down and looked at the injury on Li Chenggong's face, and he was also slightly puzzled.
"Can you handle it?"
"Where did you go last night?"
"Can you manage it??"
"What's wrong with you?"
"If it weren't for you sleeping naked, grinding your teeth, burping, and farting, would I have been able to run out?"
Li Chenggong, who stood up, said, "What are you doing?"
"Didn't do anything. β
"What the hell are you doing? β
"Milking a cow. β
"You were sent by God to punish me, you said that the plane will come down and the plane will come down, you say that the train will stop and the train will stop, I finally made a bus to dump you, and I can still turn around and drive back. β
Li Chenggong looked at Niu Dan and said: "I found out that you are a goblin, ah, you are a good person in the world, right, there is true love in the world, right, I knocked on the door for a full forty minutes last night, can't you hear?"
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At this time, the audience who watched the movie in various movie theaters was already laughing.
Yes, the pee of laughter is coming out.
Even some people with high laughter are laughing non-stop at this time.
Hahahaha.
Laugh at me together.
Yu Linsheng glanced at the time and wrote: "In 1 hour, the laughter of the film has reached the maximum. β
Many people laughed and their eyes hurt all.
Meiling on the side also couldn't stop laughing: "It's really interesting, finally stop abusing it." β
As for Bai Yuhan's theater, his daughter-in-law was already laughing stupidly.
This movie is indeed as Lin Chen said.
The main purpose is to make everyone laugh.
The happier you laugh, the better.
Chinese New Year's stalls.
Of course, the happier the better.
After the laughter, it finally began to sensationalize.
There is true love in the world.
Li Chenggong's wallet was given away.
Later, the two also discovered the deception.
The next plot enters the sensational stage.
Everyone really misunderstood this woman.
When looking at the children one by one, the audience was also moved.
"Sensational, too sensational. β
"Yes, look at the crying, the female teacher is really strong, but also miserable. β
"Alas, looking at the smiles of the children, I really feel that everything the female teacher has done is worth it. β
"That's right, crying. β
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At this time, Wang Bing also cried.
Wang Bing, who has just become a mother, can't see her children suffering at all, especially such a poor child.
When she was not a mother, Wang Bing often donated money to some poor children or sick children, before she saw a little girl unfortunately suffering from a cancer called "retinoblastoma", her family could not afford the high cost of surgery, and then Wang Bing also did a little bit.
didn't expect it to be revealed later that the money was not used to treat the girl, but instead all the money was taken out to save the girl's brother.
This incident made Wang Bing directly angry.
In particular, there are cartoons that say 'the death of a little girl' and so on, and there are many people who think that this family is patriarchal, and so on.
As a result, when Wang Bing scolded, things reversed.
It turns out that there is no such thing as deception.
The philanthropist who broke the news just likes hype a lot.
The accusation of this incident caused the little girl's family to suffer a second injury.
Wang Bing was also a little uneasy, and since then she has decided that no news should be easily taken out of rhythm.
Looking at this plot, Wang Bing also suddenly thought of this past.
But Bai Yuhan didn't think about these things.
In his opinion, things on the Internet are inherently true and false.
Only the naΓ―ve Wang Bing would believe in people like this.
"There is truth in the world. β
In Bai Yuhan's view, this sentence is actually just a beautiful ideal.
The true feelings of the world often cannot withstand the consideration of money.
Bai Yuhan's hair is like this.
My father was hospitalized with cerebral infarction, and there were three brothers in the family, and he was the second child, because the second child was better, bought a house, and had extra money.
Therefore, my brother doesn't care about my parents, because in my brother's eyes, the family cultivates you the most.
The younger brother is okay, but the younger brother is upside down, so theoretically he won't care too much.
Think about the situation when you are small.
Bai Yuhan understood that the so-called 'there is true love in the world' is often fake.
There are people in the countryside who starve old people to death.
In the countryside, there are also people who fight for a few acres of land.
Hell is empty.
The devil is on earth.
Of course, Bai Yuhan would not say this to his daughter-in-law.
The daughter-in-law who is in the midst of a little depression if she listens to so many things.
That's not looking for death.
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The movie continues.
Yu Linsheng finally understood what Lin Chen said in the previous interview.
Truly.
The plot is beautiful.
It can be regarded as confirming that sentence.
There is true love in the world.
Not to mention the dense laughter, such a positive story can be regarded as educating a wave of everyone.
More precisely, it is a good gift to everyone.
So far, Lin Chen is really quite smart.
If it's still abusive during the Spring Festival.
That's really feeding to the audience.
At this time, if you say that it is Lin Chen, it is useless to be a top director.
You have to kneel, too.
At present, Lin Chen's movie is really prepared for the Chinese New Year.
Many people cried when they watched this episode.
In particular, the little girl gave the two of them a painting, which hit the softest place in everyone's hearts.
The screen turns.
Yongan Town.
Chinese New Year's Eve, afternoon.
It is 282 kilometers away from Changsha.
The two who had 4 dollars left and started buying lottery tickets.
Then Niu Dan didn't win the lottery.
As for Li Chenggong, he won the first prize.
It's amazing for me.
The laughter here is also up, which can be regarded as diluting everyone's tears just now.
The lottery ticket was blown into the sky.
After flipping over the chickens and dogs, I finally got the lottery ticket in my hand.
The two successfully claimed their prizes and drove.
The plot of driving is also a laughing audience.
They lost count of how many times they laughed.
"Boss, I'll open it. β
Niu Dan looked at Li Chenggong and yawned, and said hurriedly.
"No, I can't. β
Li Chenggong said without thinking.
Why??
"If you drive it, we'll never get there. β
"You just don't believe me. β
"Yes. β
"Why"
Li Chenggong glanced at Niu Dan, but there was no sound.
If you are an understanding person, you should be able to understand what Li Chenggong means.
Why don't you have a little pressure in mind?
Yes.
Niu Dan's heart really doesn't have a little force.
"Look, first, there's only one road ahead, and I won't make a mistake when I come to drive, and second, you didn't sleep well last night, I slept well, and third, not third. You see, it's not safe for you to drive like this, and there will be problems. β
Niu Dan said as he looked at Li Chenggong, who was yawning, and said.
Get.
successfully persuaded Li Chenggong.
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Looking at the plot, Meiling suddenly said: "I have a bad premonition, and something is going to happen." β
"You finally have a bit of an IQ this time, that's right, something will definitely happen, I predict that Niu Geng drove the car and fell asleep, and finally the car overturned, and the two of them spent the New Year together at night. β
Yu Linsheng guessed at this time.
"You won't praise anyone. β
Meiling rolled her eyes at this time, and then listened to Yu Linsheng's prediction and disagreed: "Look at what you can do, if you can guess it, you can be a director." β
Then the plot suddenly made Meiling silent.
The rest of the theater burst out laughing.
"Damn, is this cow egg specially here to pit Li Chenggong?"
"I think it's a success for Lee. β
"Haha, I fell asleep while driving, it hurt my eggs. β
"That's right, this Nima, two funny comparisons. β
"Hahaha, what a fuck, what a fuck. β
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Everyone saw Li Chenggong wake up, and then Niu Dan actually snored and laughed completely.
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