The teacher suddenly got angry, turned his face and left alone;

Brothers accuse each other, and the crimes are interesting.

It was an autumn noon, Zheng En and the lazy worm were cooking, and when they heard the footsteps of the master coming back from the mountain, they happily greeted them together.

"Master, are you back?"

"I don't want to let you come back early!"

"We look forward to it every day!"

"Hope I die soon, right?"

Master's face was cloudy as if he was about to drip, and he swallowed people to death when he spoke.

The lazy insect was only a master and was nosy outside, and was angry, and hurriedly played: "Warmly welcome the triumphant return of the old madman to subdue the demon and eliminate the demon!

Huang Yuan'an not only did not laugh as usual, but also said with a straight face: "Do you think this kind of playing house game is very fun? Do you two know what annoyance is? I picked you two here in order to relieve loneliness, find some fun, have someone to serve, and enjoy leisure, but one of you two is lazy and lazy, and the other is half stupid, I don't get any benefit, but I have a lot of trouble, and I suffer a lot of idleness, what use do I want you to do? You two will fuck me off now, I don't want you anymore!" ”

Zheng En thought that he was playing a crazy temper again, so he hurriedly helped him sit on a stone, entered the house and brought out the boiled bud rice and put it in front of him, and said with a smile: "Master, eat something to dissipate your anger first." If we do something wrong, just wait for you to eat and talk slowly! We will change it, don't scare us!"

"I said that you are not right, I hate you, what do you tell me to say, how can you change it? Hurry up and go, don't provoke me to lose my temper!" Huang Yuan'an kicked the bud away and shouted with a blow of his beard and glare.

The lazy insect had long been unable to look at it, and jumped to his feet and shouted: "Old monster, who are you yelling at? I was in the big city, a stick, a broken bowl, no fire, no cooking, walking on the street at will, looking at the scenery at will, catching lice on the wall in winter, sleeping in the shade under the bridge in summer, and letting others be busy, I just took care of my own leisure. You took advantage of my illness and couldn't move, forcibly kidnapped me here, crushed my legs on a tiger chair, fried prawns almost broke my waist, made me sweat every day, tossed upside down and made my blood pour out, and asked me to collect firewood for cooking, and even slept so busy that I was idle!"

Usually, when the master is angry, the lazy worm will boast about the "happiness" of wandering and begging back then, and denounce the "crime" of the master's abuse.

You joke with him seriously, he jokes when you take it seriously, this is the most difficult embarrassment, the lazy worm has to play tricks: "You have abused us for two years, and we haven't settled accounts with you, do you want us to go?

Zheng En even sat on the ground with his butt and put on a tricky posture of not leaving no matter what.

Huang Yuan'an's anger rose, he stood up and grabbed Zheng En, and then took the lazy worm under his armpit, jumped up the cliff, and ran out of the mountain.

Huang Yuan'an took the two of them for an unknown amount of time, and came to a hill outside a village, only then did he hold the two of them to the ground, and said viciously: "From now on, I will cut off you and have nothing to do with it! I don't know you, and you don't know me! No matter where you are, if you dare to say that you are my apprentice, dare to confide in the slightest relationship with me, I will pull out your tongue and drink!"

Zheng En and the lazy worm were just about to speak, but Huang Yuan'an had already turned around and disappeared into the dense forest.

Zheng En and the lazy worm sat on the ground, you look at me, I look at you, no one can figure out what the master is doing this for.

Zheng En asked the lazy worm, "You say, what is the reason why Master is so angry?"

The lazy worm said, "Do you still need to ask? It must be because of you! He has a very strange temper, otherwise how could I call him an old monster? You can't be honest and obedient in front of this strange person, you have to be angry with him, and make up circles to scold him, so that he is happy! And you, stupid, don't chirp, he listens to whatever he says, and always overdoes it. Let you stand on the pile for two hours every day, you stand for four hours, tell you to practice oil boxing nine times a day, you practice 3927 times, tell you to open up the wasteland and plant some cabbage and radish, and you can plant peppers, eggplants, green onions, and leeks and everything. Usually, you won't tell him a joke, sing him a song, and tease him, can he not hate you?

"Also, you started late, you should be a junior brother, the master saw that you were old, and let you be allowed at that time, so you took it seriously. When the master is away, you always think of yourself as a senior brother, in charge of the east and the west, digging the ground, planting seeds, raising rabbits and chickens. You don't know humility, you don't understand the rules, and you can't take back Master's words, can he not be angry?

"You can eat a big pot at a meal, more than me and Master, eating more is equivalent to corruption and theft, can Master not be angry?"

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"You said that these masters knew that if they were angry, they would have been angry a long time ago. Don't want us suddenly, I guess you've offended him in the last few days, right? Yesterday you deliberately farted in his face—"

The lazy insect regards himself as a senior brother everywhere, and in front of Zheng En, he is also right to be wrong, and he is not allowed to have the slightest objection. At this moment, Zheng En intended to discuss the reason for the master's abandonment, but he thought that Zheng En was a counterattack against his accusation, and jumped up as if he had burned his buttocks: "How do you know that I did it on purpose, you and your farts are a family? You know that my fart smells, how many times have you smelled it? What's wrong with the fart? Don't you just cover your nose if it stinks? Do you put it on your face? What is it that hinders you if you don't put it on your face? People twist their waist and make a little noise, they are farting? I saw you touching your pants and said that you were going to have diarrhea, is it reasonable? Do you dare to say that you have never farted since you were a child? You are embarrassed to accuse others when you are in a commotion? You don't offend him when you fart, but I offend him by farting? I do my duty as a senior brother, and I take care of my senior brother's affairs, but I enjoy the treatment of my junior brother, am I not generous? How can I let you remember it when I fart, but I don't remember the good ones? Now that the master is angry with you, you still shoot a horizontal cannon, what are your intentions? Why do you always see others fart? You see what you have in your heart, you see because you have in your heart, it's you who stinks too much in your heart, fool!"

"If it's not because of the fart, is it because you put worms in his ears and eyes when he slept the day before yesterday, and you hid a boiled rabbit with a leg the day before yesterday?" Zheng Eun snorted.

"I put the worm to tickle him, and his ears and eyes were itching at that moment, do you know that? You said that I hid a rabbit's leg, which eye saw it, what evidence is there? That rabbit is a lame man, with a few legs, do you know it? What is the purpose of you spreading rumors out of thin air?"

Zheng En was even more annoyed when he saw the lazy worm pointing his fingers, and hurriedly explained: "We, aren't we looking for a reason to offend Master?"

"What are you looking for? It's clearly you! In addition to what you just said, you also have a big crime! That time, a medicine digger climbed down the cliff, and I told you to scare him away, and you stepped forward to coo, very affectionate, are you leaking secrets, are you collaborating with the enemy? I reported to the master, and you also said that I was a sycophant, is this framing Zhongliang?

"If you want to move out of the mountains, you just don't love our cave; if you want to go to see your co-workers, you want to contact foreign enemies; you are desperately practicing martial arts, you just want to be the first in the world, usurp power and seek a position, and become the little emperor of the mountains yourself! You eat the master's meal, smash the master's pot, be ungrateful, collude with foreign enemies, and commit a great crime! You make the old monster angry and let me be affected by it, I can be regarded as a blood mold for eight lifetimes!"

"I'm such a big crime, if you kill me, forget it!" Zheng Eun laughed angrily.

"You want to trouble me, no way! Find a rock and die by yourself!"

Zheng En is often reprimanded by lazy bugs and crooked words, nitpicking and bullying, accustomed to it, just for fun, of course he will not be obedient to death.

Seeing that he couldn't figure out why the master was angry, he stopped arguing, turned around and walked back.

"Alas, alas—what are you doing, where are you going?"

"I'm going back to Master!"

"Ouch, the melon is coming up again, isn't it? The old monster ran like the wind, and it jumped several feet. He ran with the two of us all night, who knows how far it is? This deep mountain and old forest, boundless, that small cave is here, like a needle tip, where do you go? I am a lazy worm and so clever that I have run from that mountain several times and have not run out, do you dare to find it? If you are not tired to death, you must starve to death, if you do not starve to death, you must die of thirst, if you are not thirsty to death, you must be bitten to death by wild beasts, insects and snakes, if you don't bite to death, you have to die in a hurry, anyway, go back to him, a dead end!"

"No matter how small it is, it's still in this big mountain, you can always find it if you look for it slowly!" Zheng En said.

"I'm not going to go anyway!" the lazy worm lay on his back on a stone slab and fell asleep with his eyes closed.

"Don't sleep! There is a village not far down the mountain, go down the mountain quickly! I'm leaving!" Zheng En said to the lazy worm, turned around and ran towards the way he came.

If you want to know what happened, please see the next episode: The Devil Descends the Barrier.