Chapter 106: Shame!
"Ling'er, that! I learned from Du Niang. ”
"Brother Hao, are you okay to learn this thing from Du Niang? ”
Ling'er blinked her beautiful eyes, covered her small mouth and smiled.
"Didn't I have a back injury? I looked up my symptoms on the Internet, and I happened to see these by accident. ”
Yan Hao defended to Soft Ling'er.
"Ahh
There were three painful screams of men in the men's department again, and the screams sounded heartbreaking, completely opposite to when men enjoyed the pleasure of women and fishes, and it sounded like a real torture.
The pain of inserting the urethra is unbearable for any man, the huge cotton swab head goes straight into it, and the process of taking the secretion is also quite painful for the man, which is a great challenge to the man, and it is also a challenge to the man's dignity and bottom line.
But in Yan Hao's heart, he thinks slightly differently from most people, since men like to mess with flowers and grass, they must know the consequences of encountering toxic women, if they really want to touch women, then they need to make themselves stronger.
The root of his life is poisoned, and he can't blame others, he can only blame himself for being too greedy for a poisonous pepper.
Therefore, since a man enters a woman, it is natural that a woman will be able to enter a man with something one day, but one is enjoyable and the other is painful, which is very intriguing.
"How embarrassing it is for that female doctor to insert her urethra! I can't do it, it's too stressful. ”
Ling'er blushed and said.
"Yes! Ling'er, the sacredness of the doctor's profession lies in this, to be an angel in white, you must have a strong heart, otherwise some female doctors wait for the object, and they don't feel anything when they see their boyfriends, and how can they sigh, it can be regarded as a kind of sadness. ”
Yan Hao didn't take it seriously.
"Brother Hao, what are you ashamed of when you see your boyfriend?"
Soft Ling'er is not deeply involved in the world, and asked.
"It's a sigh, it's not shame!"
"Brother Hao, I still don't understand! What shame is not shame?"
"Ling'er...... Did you see me, and your IQ started to go offline. ”
Yan Hao was helpless.
"Not really!"
Ling'er smiled mischievously.
Suddenly, from the opposite gynecology department, there were also three women's screams echoing from afar, and this woman's loud voice could make Soft Ling'er jump.
"Oh!"
The voice coming from inside can't say whether this woman is uncomfortable or enjoying, from the perspective of voice recognition, there is not the kind of pain that the man's voice carried just now, but there is still some enjoyment, which is still intriguing and thought-provoking.
"Let's go, Ling'er, let's not listen, it's heartbreaking on the one hand, and intoxicating on the other, it's terrible. ”
"Brother Hao, why do the voices in these two rooms sound different?"
Soft Ling curiously pulled Yan Hao and asked again.
"Ling'er, this ...... How can I explain it to you! Maybe the structure of men and women is different, and when the woman doesn't hurt when she gets it, the sound will be different!"
Yan Hao dragged Ling'er and said nonsense.
"Poof! What does it have to do with construction? You know a lot. ”
Soft Ling'er mocked.
"Generally speaking, only those who don't understand really understand. ”
The corners of Yan Hao's mouth rose slightly, and he smiled evilly.
"Nasty, Brother Hao, necrotic. ”
Soft Ling'er said shyly.
Just as the two were about to shoot a film, they were suddenly confused by the prescription list in their hands, Yan Hao took the list, took a careful look, and wrote a line of ligatures on it: "Please go to the first floor to shoot 13 super films." ”
"Ling'er, I was in good health before, and I haven't been to the hospital, this list says 13 ultrasound, what kind of stalk?
Yan Hao took the prescription list and asked.
"I haven't heard of 13 super either, 13 super may be on the first floor, just now I heard that sister say that it is on the first floor, let's look for it. ”
Soft Ling'er pulled Yan Hao's arm, and the bird snuggled up to Yan Hao's side like a human, and the two quickly took the elevator to the first floor, but they still didn't see the so-called 13 super.
"Let's go back and ask the doctor's sister! We've looked for it two or three times, and we don't have a 13-year-old supersound. ”
Yan Hao rubbed his temples and said helplessly.
"Okay! Brother Hao, I've been here with my grandfather for so long and I haven't heard of this place, let's ask and go again! Don't bother. ”
Soft Ling'er said tirelessly.
Soon the two returned to the men's department on the second floor, but Yan Hao was a little anxious at this time.
It just so happened that the intern woman poked her head out of the room and began to call the number.
"Sister, please ask you something, how to find 13 super on the list you opened?"
"What 13 ultrasound? That's B ultrasound. ”
The intern woman glanced at it and couldn't help but smile.
"Damn, it's a B-ultrasound!
Yan Hao shook the list in front of the intern woman, and said a little angrily.
"What are you talking about? I'm not very open, I'm not very open!
As soon as these words came out, the intern woman said with disdain on her face, but after a while, the woman suddenly felt that something was wrong, and her cheeks flushed.
When she saw everyone's surprised eyes, she looked at the stunned Qing in front of her, and immediately closed the male door.
And Soft Ling'er couldn't help laughing out loud when she saw Yan Hao looking like this to the intern woman.
"Brother Hao, let me take a look, I didn't look carefully at the list in your hand just now, it turned out to be B-ultrasound, and you regarded B-ultrasound as 13-ultrasound, so there was a misunderstanding. ”
Soft Ling'er took the list in Yan Hao's hand, looked at it carefully, and couldn't help laughing.
"Oh, that's embarrassing, you see what this is all about. ”
Yan Hao scratched his head and said embarrassedly.
Soon the two found the B-ultrasound room on the first floor, and after Yan Hao did the B-ultrasound, after waiting for half an hour, he got the film and returned to the men's department on the second floor.
At this time, there were very few people waiting outside the door, and the time was close to half past three.
"Bang, bang, bang!"
With Yan Hao's knock on the door, the intern woman poked her head out and said with some displeasure.
"Come in!"
Intern woman slanted her eyes.
"Doctor, this is Yan Hao's film, take a look. ”
Soft Ling'er politely handed the film to the doctor's sister.
I saw the doctor's sister take a closer look at the film under the light, and asked: "Yan Hao, your waist is fine, and it is stronger than a normal person." ”
"No problem, then why do I have nosebleeds, occasional general weakness, and abnormal lower back pain?"
Yan Hao was puzzled.
"Don't look at your strong body, only tired cows, no ploughed fields, you go back and comprehend well. ”
The doctor's sister looked at Soft Ling'er's tights, and then said euphemistically to Yan Hao.
"Doctor, we don't have it. ”
Soft Ling'er hurriedly explained.
"Is there anything you two don't know?"
The intern woman's expression was indignant, and she made a precise divine repair sword.
"What are you talking about? Ling'er is innocent. ”
Yan Hao lowered his face and said with some displeasure.