Chapter 107: Omelette! So big?

"I'm sorry, doctor, Yan Hao has been a little angry lately, what do you need to pay attention to when you see his problem?"

Soft Ling'er pressed Yan Hao in time, smiled and asked the doctor.

"It's okay to continue taking the medicine prescribed to him, pay attention to moderation, and don't mess around. ”

The doctor's sister replied.

"Who?

Yan Hao said unhappily.

"Thank you. ”

Ling'er said politely.

Yan Hao was dissatisfied, and just as he was about to refute, he was pulled out of the men's department by Soft Ling'er.

"Brother Hao, we are here to see a doctor, not to be angry. ”

Soft Ling'er pouted, a little unhappy.

"Okay, Ling'er, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I can't find the answer to my question here. ”

Yan Hao shook his head helplessly, crossed his hands on his waist, and rubbed the life acupoint.

"Brother Hao, this time you have to follow the doctor's instructions and take medicine on time, I'll look at you. ”

Soft Ling'er reminded with a serious face.

"Okay, okay, got it, Ling'er. ”

Yan Hao looked helpless.

"Brother Hao, my aunt is here, can you accompany me out to have a look?"

The soft spirit covered her stomach and said shyly.

"Why is your aunt here, it's appropriate for me to go to see her so empty-handed?"

Yan Hao scratched his head and asked.

"Brother Hao, it's not my aunt, it's my aunt who is here. ”

Soft Ling'er began to correct.

"What's the difference between an aunt and a great aunt?"

Yan Hao was a little confused.

"Brother Hao, look at you still say that my IQ is offline, you are too, and the decline is more serious than mine, I mean my ** inner membrane is being upgraded in the system, and it is Kwai Shui. ”

"Ling'er, if you say that, I understand, I thought your aunt came to see grandpa, hello aunt!"

Just when Yan Hao pretended to be puzzled, he had already found that Soft Linger's hand was covering his lower abdomen, and he squinted at Soft Linger's slender waist and began to be informal.

"Brother Hao, don't make trouble, accompany me out to buy something for women!"

Soft Ling'er smiled with a smart look in her eyes.

"This ...... , I guess it's not buying sanitary napkins!"

Yan Hao was a little embarrassed, after all, it was the first time that a girl had made such a request to him, and it was inevitable that he would be a little embarrassed.

"No, let's go!"

A few minutes later, Soft Ling'er pulled Yan Hao out of Fengcheng Hospital, and under Yan Hao's protection, the two came to the lively pedestrian street not long after.

At this time, the pedestrian street was really crowded and lively, in fact, this was the first time that Yan Hao could go shopping so leisurely in Fengcheng.

Although Yan Hao doesn't like to go shopping, there is a comfortable and virtuous soft spirit by his side, and he doesn't feel bored, but can feel relaxed and comfortable.

"Ling'er, in order to buy things for women, we ran so far, and after a while, your aunt will come to the door again. ”

Yan Hao said teasingly.

"Brother Hao, don't make trouble, I found it, you see it's there, I wanted to enter and buy it when I first came to Fengcheng. ”

Soft Ling'er pulled Yan Hao's arm, happy like a blooming peony petal, pointed to the underwear store in front of her, and said happily.

There is an advertising slogan written on it: beautiful wife, close-fitting beauty, women love to wear, men love to see.

"Dizzy, Nene...... Zhaozhao, Ling'er, what are you doing here?"

Yan Hao could see from the window a dazzling array of women's underwear and underwear, they were under the light, almost wanting to make the men passing by squirt blood, but if you looked closely, the store was overcrowded, all of them were women.

"Brother Hao, come in with me and have a look. ”

Before Yan Hao refused, he was pulled in by Soft Ling'er.

Yan Hao stupidly followed behind Soft Ling'er, and didn't say anything, but couldn't help but look at the various styles of underwear and Zhaozhao in front of him.

After Yan Hao's astonishment and savoring, he felt that some of the neines really couldn't be described in words, thin and small, and good breathability were simply synonymous with these feminine products.

But at this time, there were five or six girls on the opposite side, holding the unknown Xiao Nene in front of Yan Hao, and Xiao Zhaozhao dangled in front of his eyes, a little annoyed.

Talking about underwear, the girls chirped, "What half-wrapped? What silk?70a?75a?70b?75b?"

Yan Hao couldn't understand what they were saying.

"Brother Hao, do you think this one looks good?"

"Ling'er, I really don't have much experience with this, but it looks a little leaky!"

Yan Hao pretended to be deep and said bluntly.

"Brother Hao, you are really a straight man, just buy this, I want to try it. ”

"Poof, buy this, it's too leaky, can you try to show it to me?"

Yan Hao's eyes rolled and said amusedly.

"Brother Hao, don't make trouble. ”

Soft Ling'er smiled like a flower road, she was about to walk into the locker room, and suddenly a pair of male and female voices came from the locker room.

"Honey, don't eat meat when you go back, it's time to lose weight. ”

The man said anxiously.

"It's stupid, did you get it in?"

The woman was a little displeased.

"My dear, it's too slippery, the buckle is buckled in, it's too tight, but the fat on your back squeezes out the groove is deeper than the ditch in front, I'm afraid that you go out wearing a backless outfit, and others will make jokes when they see it, and outsiders will think that your head is upside down. ”

The man who was more straightforward than Yan Hao said openly.

"What are you talking about? I will go home in a while, and I will kneel on the stripping board, and I will hear it. ”

The woman said angrily.

What happened in the dressing room made Yan Hao and Soft Ling'er cry and laugh, it seems that the body is really important to a woman, and Soft Ling'er walked into the fitting room.

Yan Hao was wandering around the room alone, and was suddenly stopped by an enthusiastic salesman lady: "This gentleman, do you want to buy underwear? We don't have men's underwear here." ”

"I ...... Accompanied by friends. ”

Yan Hao was a little embarrassed.

"Then I understand, you might as well choose one for your friend! ”

This young lady is also able to speak well for the sake of sales performance, and Yan Hao was stunned, and before Yan Hao refused, the young lady began to introduce it.

"Do you want to see this one that is perfect for female friends?

The young lady asked, how does Yan Hao, who asked this question, know how big Soft Ling'er will wear, and he hasn't measured it, Yan Hao was silent, pretending to be deep, the young lady seemed to understand the meaning, and then smiled:

"Your friend is the size of a sweet potato?"

Yan Hao almost didn't spray when he heard it, and using the sweet potato as a metaphor is a must, so he chose to shake his head.

"That's the size of a tomato?"

Yan Hao still shook his head and said nothing.

"I see, the size of a goose egg?"

Yan Hao was silent.

"So that's the size of an omelette? We don't sell it. ”

The salesman's sister was sweating profusely and said impatiently.

Yan Hao still shook his head, and said in his heart: This young lady is really smart, she has thought of the omelette, it's really 6!

"That bothers you, sir. ”

The saleswoman walked away disappointed.