Danshi used to be the capital of Yan and Zhao, and it was also the hometown of idioms, but to be honest, the glory of the past is of little use now.

The annual air quality is the lowest in the country, although it is a third-tier city, but the basic salary is about 2,000, and you can buy a two-square-meter house price a year without eating or drinking!

The soaring housing prices in the past two years have also made everyone gradually irritable, no way, housing prices are too crazy.

There is no suite, don't want to have a mother-in-law!

If you don't buy a house today, you will be a bachelor tomorrow!

With a room in hand, daughter-in-law doesn't have to worry!

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In short, Lei Ren's propaganda reveals the reality of Chiguoguo!

Push forward five years, and at that time, everyone was asking how the work was, what they were doing recently, and how was their life?

What now?

Have you bought a house?

Having a house is success, and a few suites determine how successful a person is!

Lin Chen's home is not in the city, but in the countryside!

Out of the high-speed rail station, Lin Chen stopped a taxi and sat at the bus station, and then took a two-hour car ride back to the town, and then his sister rode the tram to pick up Lin Chen!

After all, it's approaching the Spring Festival, so it's an unusual congestion along the way!

"Brother, your "Love Apartment" is fantastic, but why don't you shoot a sequel?"

Lin Xiao rode the tram and said with a little urgency: "You don't know, I and a few classmates are fans of "Love Apartment"!"

"Drive with peace of mind!"

Lin Chen said with a smile: "Let's go home and talk about it!"

"Oh!"

Lin Xiao said helplessly.

Her brother has such a temper!

It has always been relatively stable!

However, in Lin Xiao's opinion, the old brother is the sullen type!

Lin Chen in the back seat naturally didn't know that this cheap old girl was slandering herself!

Lin Chen had been past the original owner's family before, a family of four, a standard family!

Father: Lin Dalong, usually works in a factory in Danshi, not a state-owned enterprise, so he has no treatment, 3,000 yuan a month.

Mother: Zhang Dan, working as a farmer at home!

Sister: Lin Xiao, 17 years old this year, is currently a senior in high school!

There is a way that a son and a daughter get together a 'good'!

So Lao Lin's family has always been envied by the village, and his hometown is like this.

If someone doesn't give birth to a 'handle', then they must continue to give birth!

Lin Chen's neighbor Lin Feng's family gave birth hard, one a year, and finally gave birth to a son after giving birth to three big fat girls!

Of course, because everyone wanted a son when they were young, and now they have to bear the consequences!

It's hard to get married!

The bride price is expensive!

Therefore, the way of heaven is good for reincarnation, who does God forgive?

When he was on the road, Lin Xiao's little mouth crackled and didn't stop, and Lin Chen also understood the general meaning.

Lin Feng's big fat son Lin Youcai is 24 years old this year, and according to rural customs, he should have gotten married a long time ago, but the woman wants more money, motionless is the foundation, 'motionless' is a car, and 'immobility' is at least a house in the county!

In addition to these, of course, there is also the bride price!

In the past two years, the bride price money has naturally evolved!

From 'three catties and one ring' to 'thousands of purples and thousands of reds and greens', it is simply 'raising prices'!

But now, everyone is very simple.

The bride price is not called anything, just say a number, 200,000, 300,000, or even 400,000!

No, Lin Youcai wants to marry a sister from a neighboring village, and they ask for a bride price of 250,000!

"250,000 yuan, plus a house and a car, how much money can their family come up with?"

Lin Chen said with a slight frown.

"Who let Lin Youcai have three sisters, the three sisters each made up some, plus they borrowed enough. ”

Lin Xiao said a little gossipy: "I heard that Lin Youcai's blind date is a second marriage!"

All right!

After all, this is the atmosphere on Lin Chen's side, according to the relatively novel words on the Internet, Lin Youcai's three sisters are what everyone often calls 'helping younger brothers'!

The world is big, and the brothers are the biggest!

As long as we can get my brother married, our family is not afraid of foreign debts!

I'd rather eat chaff and diarrhea than marry a wife for my brother!

This is the 'Brother Demon'!

As soon as I arrived in the village, I listened to the loudspeaker singing the hottest opera "Carrying the Flower Sedan Chair" in this time and space!

Almost everyone gets married a few days in advance!

This mainly has several purposes, one is to tell the neighbors that our family is married, and we should give gifts and help!

Second, it is also a custom, and it is natural to enlarge the horn when you get married!

Three, it's also to pretend to be forced to tell other people that our family is married, and I'm angry with you!

"Dad, mother, I'm back!"

After arriving home, Lin Chen also shouted to his parents.

Mother Lin walked out of the hall and said, "Your father went to Lin Feng's house to help, Chenchen, let's rest first!"

"Forget it, I'll go check it out too. ”

Lin Chen shook his head slightly and said, Lin Youcai had called him a few times before!

In the next two days, Lin Chen was also helping at the wedding scene, most of the people in the village didn't watch online dramas, and even if they watched online dramas, they didn't know that Lin Chen in front of him was already a little director!

So it saved a lot of work!

On the eve of the Spring Festival, Lin Youcai finally married his daughter-in-law!

Because the best man must be single, Lin Chen is also a best man, and he was also shocked when he saw the bride!

Fat!

To be precise, it is bloated, some sisters are still cute and cute when they are fat, this Lin Youcai's daughter-in-law is simply fat, bloated, maybe she has given birth to a child and is still a little sagging......

But it's not Lin Chen's marriage, Lin Youcai is happy!

At night, according to the customs of the countryside, there is a hole in the house, but everyone still does not go down after this bride, and it is called 'resisting vulgar weddings'!

As for the drunk Lin Youcai, he also said a little helplessly: "What can I do? force me to get married every day, alas, marrying a daughter-in-law will ruin a family, no matter what, my days will be the end of my life in the future." ”

Lin Chen was noncommittal!

Life is like rape, since you don't resist, then don't say it's unhappy.

Even if he's a little sexually perverted once in a while, you'll have to take it!

Again, choice determines fate!

The next day, firecrackers went off in the morning!

It's the holidays!!

Chinese New Year is here!

The customs of the north, don't care about any festivals, eat dumplings all!

In the evening, the family sat in front of the TV, eating dumplings and waiting for the arrival of the Spring Festival Gala!

This is also the tradition of the Lin family!

The family can only get together during the Chinese New Year!

Lin Chen's grandfather Lin Xuewen is also there, although the old man is 70 years old, his body is still quite tough, and Lin Xiao on the side made the old man laugh with jokes.

"This year's Spring Festival Gala is not as good as one. ”

After eating, Lin Xiao knocked on the melon seeds and said.

Even Lin Xuewen did not deny this!

The Spring Festival Gala is indeed becoming less and less grounded, but after all, this is a tradition in the eyes of the Chinese people!

Lin Chen said with a smile: "Don't worry, it will definitely look good this year!"

"Huh??"

Lin Xiao was a little puzzled: "Brother, how do you know?"

Father Lin and Mother Lin were also slightly puzzled.

"Because there's a script I wrote!"

Lin Chen opened his mouth and said, "Can the script I write be bad?"

"Ah......h

Suddenly, Lin Xiao screamed: "Brother, your script is actually on the Spring Festival Gala? Who played it? What time will it come out?"

"Be quiet!"

Father Lin was a little displeased: "You scared your grandfather!"

"Shut up!"

Lin Xuewen was angry: "I'm so weak that I can't help it?"

De, a generation descends (xiáng) a generation!

And since Lin Chen's script is on the Spring Festival Gala, the Lin family naturally has enough interest in the Spring Festival Gala!

Every year's Spring Festival Gala is the most lively time on the Internet!

is still the same sentence, the Spring Festival Gala has been with everyone for so many years, maybe many people don't watch the Spring Festival Gala anymore, but every time there is a countdown to zero, there are still people who will accompany you!

Of course, the jokers on the Internet also choose to flock to this time!

It's quite lively on the Internet!

"Haha, I said that I have paid attention to a few complaining jokers, and I am waiting for everyone's complaints. ”

"It's also my fun every year, I don't know what to complain about this year. ”

"I just hope that Jiang Bin won't play again and say, 'I'm really excited, I'm here again', oh my God, I've been talking about him for 10 years, and I'm embarrassed to see that cancer is committed. ”

"There are also Li Yang, Zhong Hua and others, alas, all his sisters are old faces, I feel bored!"

"Last year's Spring Festival Gala was complained by 'Xiao Xiao'an' that it was the longest news broadcast in history, I don't know what I will complain about this year?"

……

On the Internet, everyone is happy to discuss, and the official complaints of last year's Spring Festival Gala have turned off the comments!

In particular, the chief director gave himself a score of 100, which made everyone see what it means to be shameless!

Of course, it's impossible for everyone to watch jokes and complain this year!

Why?

Because many jokers have already been warned.

If you fucking blind J8 complains, it will be banned forever!

Wang Qi'an, who is in his hometown, wants to scold his mother in his heart!

Although the current atmosphere is getting better and better, there are still such disgusting things.

Zha Lang has already told Wang Qi'an, take it easy tonight, don't wave!

Otherwise, you may be banned permanently!

'Xiao Xiao'an', the Weibo account Wang Qi'an, took two years to operate, and it was not easy to realize his fans, if he was banned at this time, he would have to drink the northwest wind.

In front of money!

Wang Qi'an can choose to call Dad!

But he is still ready to watch this year's Spring Festival Gala, just take it easy.

Two years ago, when Wang Qi'an complained about the Spring Festival Gala, he almost rowed without oars, and relied on waves all his life!

But not today!

The Spring Festival Gala begins!

"Oh my God, this back is watching a movie theater. ”

"The opening of this Nima is like a grilled sausage!"

"This is lip-synching, you also lip-synching the Spring Festival Gala!"

……

"Do you think Jiang Bin's line is quite humorous?"

……

In an hour, Wang Qi'an sent 100 Weibo posts, and then he was sent a private message by a friend of Zha Lang: "Do you want to go to heaven?

One sentence made Wang Qi'an also startled.

Steady!

Steady!

has been single for more than 20 years, and this sister's hand speed is a bit fast!

So, in the next 2 hours, Wang Qi'an controlled himself a few times, and he succeeded!!

He didn't wave!

Then, Wang Qi'an saw a sketch that surprised him!

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