Chapter 51: Captain, Don't Shoot
CCTV Spring Festival Gala, backstage!
Ding Lei and Xu Jin are also a little nervous!
Although the two have been on stage countless times and have worked together for several years, today they are performing in front of a national audience!
Taking a step back, the two also worked together on the Spring Festival Gala three years ago, so it stands to reason that they can't be so nervous.
But the sketch "Protagonist and Supporting Role" is too classic!
Once, this sketch in another time and space can be described as a classic among the classics of the Spring Festival Gala, and it is unique in terms of funny and irony!
Especially when Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao were performing, there was a mistake, when Zhu Shimao's holster strap was broken, but Chen Peisi had to use it later, so Zhu Shimao could only knot the strap while acting!
It is precisely because of the knotting that the strap is much shorter than the original, so that when it is Chen Peisi's turn to use it, the too short strap will strangle the gun high, and Chen Peisi's traitor harlequin image will instantly improve a notch.
Of course, this time Lin Chen also told Ding Lei and Xu Jin about this detail when he was writing the script, how to make Xu Jin's image tall and Ding Lei's image funny and ugly!
But whether it's a rehearsal or a rehearsal, it's all acting, what will happen to the real combat?
Talking on paper is shallow!
Everything is full of unknowns!
"Teacher Ding, Teacher Xu, get ready to play!"
The staff said to the two!
Xu Jin and Ding Lei also glanced at each other, and their moods calmed down!
This is a typhoon!
It doesn't matter how nervous you are beforehand, but as soon as you go on stage, you forget everything!
Just put on a good show!
On the stage, there was a table, there were clothes on the table, Xu Jin was wearing the clothes of the Eighth Route Army with his back to the audience, and Ding Lei also walked up from the other side!
Looking at the two people on the stage, Wang Qi'an was also a little puzzled!
"What is this for?"
As Ding Lei and Xu Jin spoke, Wang Qi'an also understood.
It turned out that it was two people acting!
"Ah, this time, this time I'm mutinous again?"
"Look—"
"Nope!"
"Let's play the first three scenes!"
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"Oh yes - I forgot, this sentence was cut. And there's another one! Isn't that one—more difficult? How many games did I have? The fourth game I was caught by the devils?"
"Yes!"
"After being tortured and tortured by the enemy, you said that if I held on a little longer......"
"Huh?"
"If I grit my teeth again...... Didn't you just get through it!"
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On the stage, the performances of Ding Lei and Xu Jin attracted bursts of applause!
Novelty, humor and funniness!
Especially Ding Lei and Xu Lei, the one good and the other evil are full of conflict!
Even Wang Qi'an was surprised!
What a surprise!
What does this feel like?
It's like being fed feces at the Spring Festival Gala and suddenly bringing a bowl of instant noodles!
So Wang Qi'an also forgot to complain, and he began to watch it intently!
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Wanting to trick Xu Jin to let him help him betray was completely frustrated, Ding Lei turned his back to the audience and said while dressing: "Isn't this over! After talking nonsense for a long time, don't you still want me to play a supporting role for you?"
The appearance of the flow and the clothes of this traitor were dressed up, and when Ding Lei turned his face, the scene also burst into applause again.
It can't be helped, just dressing up like this doesn't need to talk at all to bring a comedic effect!
As for Xu Jin, who was already wearing a costume on the side, he said solemnly: "Okay, let's start!"
Ding Lei, who staggered to the side and walked to the side, 'cut': "What's the spirit, to be honest, it depends on who has a play when you get to the stage!"
In the middle of the stage, Xu Jin shouted, "Hurry up!"
"Captain, don't shoot, it's me!!"
Ding Lei, who was trotting, came to Xu Jin and said.
"Oh, it's you!"
"Hey, it's me!"
Ding Lei walked to the front with a little spirit, and hugged his fists and made a gesture for everyone!
Next, Ding Lei is trying his best to make himself the protagonist!
For example, a little trick made Xu Jin turn his back to the audience, and then successfully steal the scene!
Of course, Xu Jin was also a little angry, he asked Ding Lei to face the audience with half of his face, and the sentence 'two-skin face' caused laughter on the spot.
But Ding Lei once again blocked Xu Jin's face with his hat and successfully stole the show!
Angry!
Then Xu Jin drew a circle for Ding Lei: "Just stand here!"
Ding Lei said: "That's it?"
Xu Jin nodded: "Yes, yes, that's it!"
"Okay, no problem, don't worry!"
Ding Lei said to himself when he said this: "I won't go out of this circle and still play tricks for him!"
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Wang Qi'an squirted out a mouthful of salt soda!
If he thought this sketch was instant noodles at first, it has now been upgraded to pig's trotters!
It's hilarious!
Especially the cooperation of Ding Lei and Xu Jin, the burden is shaken, which is called perfect!
So Wang Qi'an also said on Weibo: "I want to apologize to the Spring Festival Gala, this year's finale sketch "The Protagonist and Supporting Role" is simply amazing, everyone hurry up and watch it!"
Originally, Wang Qi'an wanted to publicize it, because so far, he feels that this sketch can be called the king!
But he forgot one thing, that is, the Spring Festival Gala has abused the audience for so many years, and the audience has long stopped falling in love with her.
In everyone's eyes, the Spring Festival Gala is a green tea!
Therefore, as soon as Wang Qi'an's Weibo came out, it was much more lively below!
"Haha, Xiao Xiaoan really can't hold back his complaints, and you are an anti-loyal traitor!"
"Scared me, I didn't blog for two hours and I thought Xiao Xiaoan was banned, but I was relieved to see this familiar word!"
"Xiao Xiao'an, this chicken thief, I know you don't want us to see it. ”
"That's right, what is "The Protagonist and the Supporting Role"?
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This makes Wang Qi'an also a little painful!
It backfired!
Of course, he also has points in his heart!
It's like sitting on manual laborers in the East Bay all along, and suddenly telling you that we're good!
If you change it, you don't believe it!
Forget it, watch the show with peace of mind!
Although Xu Jin drew a circle for Ding Lei, Ding Lei successfully stole the scene again after washing and exercising, rubbing his back, and wiping his sweat!
This made Wang Qi'an laugh too!
It's so!
A furious Xu Jin said, "You can't move!"
Ding Lei: "Why am I moving?"
Xu Jin said angrily at this time: "If you stand here and move around, everyone will look at you and he won't look at me!"
At this time, Ding Lei finally said the deafening line: "Oh, you control me, you can control who the audience likes to watch?"
"Good!!"
The audience at the scene has already applauded, of course, this must be a blessing in the Spring Festival Gala!
When to laugh, when to applaud, when to applaud, etc., are all strictly controlled.
I remember that when Lao Guo went to the Spring Festival Gala, there were people holding signs below, and there were still a few minutes left, what should you say!
Xu Jin waited for the applause to stop for a while, and then sighed: "I said Lao Ding, you don't know your conditions too much." ”
Ding Lei said unconvinced: "Why don't I know myself?"
"You say how good your condition is, ah, you let everyone take a look. ”
Saying that, Xu Jin pointed at Ding Lei and said: "Look, look at this nose, this eye, this brain, it is only one in thousands of years!"
Ding Lei was stupidly happy at this time and thanked everyone.
Applause!
Then Xu Jin began to count with his hands: "An image like you, petty thieves, illegal traders, and ruffians, you don't need to act, just poke there, and you'll be fine."
Ding Lei glared at Xu Jin with his eyes: "There is such a thing in thousands of years?"
Xu Jin said: "You are not a thing!"
"What? You say I'm not a thing?"
"Ah, you're something!"
"What am I?"
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The lines of the two made the audience burst into applause, and the applause was like thunder!
Online!
"The "Protagonist and Supporting Role" of the Spring Festival Gala is about to make me laugh to death!"
"Damn, this Ding Lei is so funny. ”
"The two of them work together great!"
"Haha, especially Ding Lei's little eyes, it's so obscene"
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Some people on the Internet suddenly felt a little inexplicable, after all, some people didn't want to watch the Spring Festival Gala at all with the attitude that everyone was drunk and I was sober!
Besides, there is nothing to see in the Spring Festival Gala!
As a result, everyone was surprised to find that someone on the Internet was blowing "The Protagonist and the Supporting Role"!
This made Bai Yuhan, who was in his hometown, a little confused!
At first, he looked at the Weibo of 'Xiao Xiaoan' and felt that it was dark, after all, the Spring Festival Gala has not had any trust in the past few years.
But who would have thought that the next wave of people would praise "The Protagonist and Supporting Role"!
"Is that really that good?"
Bai Yuhan was a little puzzled, and after he came out of the bedroom, he was surprised to find that his father and mother couldn't laugh at the TV they watched.
In TV, it is the CCTV Spring Festival Gala "Protagonist and Supporting Role"!
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Finally, Ding Lei got his wish and became the protagonist!
"You see, just like me, he is also an underground worker in this dress!"
Xu Jin made a gesture at this time and pointed at Ding Lei and said, "Look at this one again." He's all about being a spy in our army!"
As he spoke, Ding Lei, who had already changed his clothes, turned around and successfully won applause again!
As Xu Jin said, it's like a spy!
Especially Ding Lei's hands on his waist and his spirit are full of laughter!
The audience below burst into applause!
Xu Jin said speechlessly: "What are you doing with your waist forked?"
Ding Lei patted Xu Jin on the shoulder: "Little ghost!"
"Go, go, go, who's your little ghost, I said were you ready?"
Xu Jin waved his hand and said.
"That's it!"
Ding Lei nodded and said.
"Go down!!"
"Hey!"
Ding Lei walked halfway to the side of the stage and suddenly reacted, came up again, patted Xu Jin, and made a gesture!
"What?"
"Go down!"
Ding Lei said slightly arrogantly: "I am the protagonist!"
"Backwards, backwards!"
Xu Jin walked slowly to the side with his hands behind his back.
"Is the traitor angry or something?"
Ding Lei said with a little annoyance, looking at Xu Jin's unconvinced appearance, he directly made a gesture to grab it!
Xu Jin could only go down helplessly!
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Seeing that Bai Yuhan was also sitting on the side of the sofa, he really didn't expect this sketch to be quite funny.
Next, looking at Ding Lei's appearance of squeezing Xu Jin and making various appearances, Bai Yuhan remembered a word...... Mu monkey and crown!
"Perseverance is victory! The people are waiting for the news of our meritorious service. Brothers! Hold on! Hold on!"
Ding Lei's words and gestures made Xu Jin behind him quite speechless.
"What, this is!"
Saying that, Xu Jin wanted to go down.
"Hurry up!"
Ding Lei's words made Xu Jin run up quickly: "Captain!"
"Who?"
"Don't shoot, it's me!"
"Ahh......h
Ding Lei's words made Xu Jin stunned: "What?"
The pause here just made the audience laugh uncontrollably again!
"You brought the devil here!"
Ding Lei hurriedly pretended to be shocked and said.
"The devil asked me to bring you a message!"
"What did the Imperial Army say?"
"The devil told you to surrender!"
Xu Jin's words made Ding Lei slap his hat on the table, and then pointed at Xu Jin, "What word?"
"Daydreaming!"
"Yes, daydreaming...... What about the back?"
"You traitor!"
"You're a traitor!"
"I'm talking about the line, "You traitor."
"Oh, okay. I know. I always thought that only someone like me could rebel - I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it—"
Ding Lei said another line that was once popular: "You Zhu Shimao, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, also betrayed the revolution!"
"What a mess this is...... Captain, Captain, the devil told you to surrender!"
"There's still to come!"
"It's gone!"
"Yes!"
"It's gone!"
Hearing this, Ding Lei turned around and said, "Let me ask you, is there no condition?"
"No conditions!"
"Nonsense, who surrenders without conditions!"
"This is a positive character!"
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The scene was already laughing, and Wang Qi'an, who was watching the Spring Festival Gala, also felt shocked!
This is no longer a pig's trotter, this sketch is simply abalone!
Especially the next plot!
"Ah, I see. ”
"Understand what?"
"It's been a long time, have you kid taken a kickback for all the benefits that Taijun gave me?"
"And with kickbacks?"
As for Ding Lei, he pointed a gun at Xu Jin: "Say, is there any?"
"Nope!"
"Don't you pretend to me, don't you think I know?"
"What do you know?"
"The Imperial Army told me when I came!"
"How?"
"The Imperial Army asked me to bring you a message!"
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Peak loop turn!
When he saw this, Wang Qi'an almost had incontinence with a smile!
Can you still act like this?
Especially after Ding Lei handed Xu Jin a gun and killed himself in the end, he couldn't laugh even more.
"No, I'm the protagonist!"
This sentence made the scene burst into warm applause again!
It's on fire!
As the finale of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, the data monitoring room shows that in the final period, the ratings of the comprehensive channel are approaching 10 by leaps and bounds!
In previous years, the highest was only 6.5!
Soared directly for more than 3 points!
Overnight, the sketch "The Protagonist and Supporting Role" and many lines became completely popular!
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