Chapter Forty-Five: Dying, I Can't Save You
Liu Mei also covered her mouth and stopped:
"Lin Feng, don't say it, it's really disgusting. I think let's use the first plan, and if it doesn't work, we can use the second plan. We do have some Chinese medicine here, but the two medicines you mentioned are ......."
"Our Qingshui Village, outstanding people, there is no shortage of those two medicines!, but ......" Lin Feng said with a smile.
"But what?" said in unison.
"But I have a third plan, which I just came up with. But you can't say it, you have to keep it secret for the time being. ”
"Three sets?"
Liu Mei was depressed, she couldn't even think of one set, but Lin Feng came up with three sets of plans in a short period of time. Really, people are more angry than people!
"Yes, the first set has relatively high requirements for acupuncture points, and my half-hanger level is easy to stab people to death;
The second set is an ancient home remedies, according to legend, the ancient emperor had fainting, and he was cured by drinking this medicine;
As for the third set, it is also the most conservative, and it can be cured without taking medicine or injections. However, the effect is not as good as the first two sets of schemes.
It's up to you two to decide how to choose!"
When Lin Feng spoke, he kept staring at Liu Laosan. These words were also said to Liu Laosan.
And Liu Laosan, who was pretending to be dead on the bed, almost vomited when he heard Lin Feng say this, and thought to himself:
Hmph, if you want labor and management to eat and drink urine, there is no door, and you can't kill labor and management.
It really can't be done, and the labor and management will wake up on their own after a while. It's just a pity that He Yonghou was cheapened for nothing.
This once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, of course Lin Feng will not be cheap Liu Laosan. For him, this is a great opportunity to repair Liu Laosan, how can he easily let it go!
The first set of plans that Lin Feng just said was poisonous enough. The palms of the hands, the soles of the feet, and the top of the head are the nerve endings of the person, and they are the places where the pain is felt most strongly.
The second set of solutions is the most disgusting, stimulating people's senses and taste buds. If Liu Laosan really drank it, it is estimated that he would not be able to eat for a week.
And the third set is the softest. Lin Feng was going to use the dog's tail grass to tickle Liu Laosan to see how long he could last.
Three sets of plans, Liu Laosan can pass a few levels, it depends on his creation......
"Okay, which plan are you two going to choose?" After a while, Lin Feng said with a grin.
"After choosing, we will prepare three sets of plans to try them one by one until Village Chief Liu is sober. After the two negotiated, Liu Mei said solemnly.
Liu Laosan's heart was thundering:
This is to bring labor and capital to death!
"That's easy, by the way, do you have any silver needles here?" Lin Feng said with a smile.
"Of course, I'll get it for you. ”
Zhou Wenwen nodded, and hurriedly went to the pharmacy to get an iron box out. When I opened it, there were three sets of silver needles in the tin box, each of different lengths.
"Yo he, it's really a small sparrow, and it's full of organs!"
Lin Feng stretched out his hand to take the iron box, looked at it, and there were silver needles from one to ten inches. In order to scare Liu Laosan, he chose the four longest silver needles.
"Lin Feng, why do you use a ten-inch-long silver needle?"
Zhou Wenwen looked at Liu Laosan who was lying on the bed, and couldn't help but gasp. Six-inch-long silver needles are not commonly used, but Lin Feng dared to use ten-inch-long silver needles.
Is this to save people or to kill people?
"Governing a big country is like cooking a small fresh, and curing a major illness requires a fierce medicine!"
Lin Feng was like an executioner, stretching out two hands at the same time, twisting two silver needles with his thumb and index finger, and walked towards Liu Laosan.
Liu Laosan glanced at it from the corner of his eye, how could he have seen this battle! Suddenly a little admitted, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
"Okay, I'm going to start treatment, and I'm going to trouble the two of you. Zhou Da beauty, can I trouble you and help Liu Laosan up. Doctor Liu, please take off his shoes. ”
"Lin Feng, you kid hasn't won yet, you know that you call people? It's really annoying, Xiao Zhou will help you help people, and I, an old woman, can only be reduced to helping people take off their shoes?" Liu Mei snorted coldly.
"Hehe, Doctor Liu, I'll just say it casually, who told you to catch up! Or Doctor Liu, you can give our village chief artificial respiration later?" Lin Feng scratched his hair and said with a smile.
In fact, Lin Feng knew that he cherished the fragrance and cherished the jade, and he was reluctant to let Zhou Wenwen give Liu Laosan slippers, otherwise it would be cheaper for Liu Laosan.
"You stinky boy, are you looking for a beating, right? See if I don't beat your ass!" Liu Mei pretended to be angry.
"Oh, you two don't quarrel, hurry up and save people. Zhou Wenwen couldn't stand it anymore and urged.
She had already helped Liu Laosan up at this time.
Liu Mei didn't have a good seizure, so she ignored Lin Feng and went over to take off Liu Laosan's shoes
"Yo, your village chief is really bullish, and he wears brand-name leather shoes. In Qingshui Village, I also saw Village Chief Liu wearing leather shoes alone, and the others wore cloth shoes made by their mother-in-law. ”
"That's not it, our village chief spends all the money blown by the wind, and he doesn't feel distressed at all!"
Lin Feng said the opposite, thinking to himself in his heart:
Liu Laosan, you fucking wait for me, don't bring down your labor and management oath!
Liu Mei was almost stunned, and hurriedly covered her nose and said:
"Stinky boy, do you need to take off your socks?"
"Of course you have to take it off, or you won't be able to tie it. Zhou Da Beauty, you first hold him up with both hands, and I will use the fastest speed to insert these two needles into the palms!"
Lin Feng smiled and said nothing, thinking to himself:
Liu Laosan will definitely wake up as soon as possible, so as not to be ravaged by his second plan. Therefore, in order to make him suffer more, he could only prick needles with both hands at the same time.
"Okay!"
Zhou Wenwen was very cooperative, and hurriedly helped Liu Laosan up, grabbed his hands and stretched them forward, so that Lin Feng could plunge into them at the same time.
"Zhou Da beauty, catch it, I'm going to get a needle! Doctor Liu, stabilize Liu Laosan's feet. ”
Lin Feng's face lost his previous hippie smile, and suddenly became solemn.
Suddenly, both hands stretched out and inserted forward at the same time, and two ten-inch-long silver needles accurately penetrated the palms of Liu Laosan's two hands.
"Whew!" Liu Laosan let out a ghost crying wolf howl.
Taking advantage of your illness and wanting your life, how could Lin Feng spare him.
For if anyone sins against me, I will not offend, but if anyone sins against me, I will repay him twice.
This is Lin Feng's life creed.
In addition, Liu Laosan was full of crimes, killed Old Man Wu, and was greedy for a lot of money, Lin Feng must have to recover some interest.
Then, Lin Feng inserted the other two silver needles into the soles of Liu Laosan's feet with lightning speed.
Liu Laosan only felt that the palms of his hands and feet were as if they had been cut with a knife, and his heart hurt. Inexplicable crying from the limbs to the center of the brain. The pain made Liu Laosan's eyes widen suddenly, his whole body spasmed, and his body twitched, just like he had committed a sheep epilepsy.
Liu Mei and Zhou Wenwen stood up straight, shocked.
In less than five seconds, Lin Feng quickly pulled out the four silver needles. Seeing that the two of them didn't pay attention, they slapped a knife at Liu Laosan's neck.
Killing people without leaving a trace, Liu Lao fainted in the extreme crying.
The two thought that Lin Feng's treatment was over, but they didn't expect that Lin Feng took out a ten-inch silver needle from the iron box.
In the last step, Lin Feng inserted the silver needle into the top of Liu Laosan's head, leaving less than an inch of needle.
Seeing Lin Feng's action, the two of them only felt their scalps tingle. The ten-inch-long silver needle is the only one left, how much courage does it take to dare to get a needle!
"Whew...... Hiss......!"
As soon as the needle was pricked, Liu Laosan fainted in pain and woke up in pain again.
", it hurts Lao Tzu!" Liu Laosan jumped out of bed in pain.
"Village Chief Liu, are you awake now? My second and third sets of plans are useless, what a waste of my brain cells!"
"Ah, Lin Feng, you are really amazing!" Zhou Wenwen's little face turned red, opened her cherry mouth, grabbed Lin Feng's hand and jumped and jumped.
"Hmm, what's the sound in the house?" the neighbors outside the house guessed when they heard the movement.
"It seems to be the voice of Village Chief Liu!"
"Alas, didn't you say dead, why is God so blind!"
"Didn't I say that good people don't live long and plague for a thousand years. Our village chief is like the eighth king of the millennium, and he will definitely live for 10,000 years. Let's go in and have a look!"
At this time, Liu Chunhua couldn't take care of it and listened to the gossip of the villagers. Liu Laosan is her ATM, and so far, she doesn't want Liu Laosan to die too early.
"Click!"
Liu Chunhua pushed the door and rushed in, followed by many villagers, filling the whole house.
I saw Liu Laosan standing on the ground with his hands behind his back, barefoot, looking at Lin Feng like a wolf.
But Lin Feng stared at him without blushing or beating his heart, and a sinister smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"Lin Feng, you fucking want to stab labor and management to death! You actually stabbed me with a ten-inch needle, believe it or not, labor and management killed you?"
At this time, Liu Mei rolled her eyes, stood up and said:
"Village Chief Liu, this is your fault. Do you know that you almost died just now, but fortunately, Lin Feng saved you with acupuncture. If you don't thank others, forget it, why do you still scold people? Isn't this revenge and ingratitude!"
"That's not it, the dog bites Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people!" Zhou Wenwen was slightly dissatisfied and said with a complaint.
Among the villagers in the waiting room, they immediately saw the stitches and said:
"Our village chief usually has this virtue, Doctor Zhou, you just came here and you don't know it, you will know it later!"
"Whew!" the villagers at the door burst into laughter!
"Who said that Lin Feng saved me, Doctor Liu, don't talk nonsense. That little rabbit cub can save people, I don't think he will do anything except harm people, right?"
"If you don't believe me, you can ask Dr. Zhou, and we can both testify. ”
Although Liu Mei didn't want to admit in her heart that Lin Feng, a charlatan, would cure the disease, the facts were in front of her, and she had to admit Lin Feng's ability!
Then, Zhou Wenwen said categorically:
"That's right, it was Lin Feng who saved you, why are you still so fierce to others! Village Chief Liu, no matter what, you are also the village chief of Qingshui Village, how can you be indiscriminate?
When you were sent here before, you were dying. Dr. Liu and I have tried many ways, but we can't save you. If it weren't for Lin Feng's anti-heaven means, you would have gone to Hades to report a long time ago!"
"You...... , you talk nonsense, I'm okay at all, I don't need him to save me!"
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