Chapter Forty-Four: Slow Cooking, Experienced in a Hundred Battles
Wang Zhanhu touched his head and thought to himself:
I'm a big cracker, this girl is right, how can I forget this stubble! Lin Feng is this thing, but Zhang Xiaoju's own nephew!
Hey, no, Zhang Xiaoju didn't care much about that bastard before. What's wrong with this today, defending him everywhere?
Damn, no wonder the fortune teller said that the flow of labor and management is not good!
At this time, Zhou Wenwen slammed the door angrily and shouted at Wang Zhanhu:
"Wang Zhanhu, if you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will sue you for slander and let you go to prison?"
"I'm not talking nonsense, Dr. Zhou is benevolent, pure and lovely, how can I talk nonsense, and the bastard will slander you!" Wang Zhanhu said with a sneer.
Wang Zhanhu's words against his will, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, which immediately made the villagers laugh. There is no shortage of people who join in the fun, and they coaxed:
"Wang Zhanhu, you will fucking talk nonsense, didn't you just say that Dr. Zhou and Lin Feng's kid hid in the house and kissed? Why, now I don't dare to admit it? haha......"
"That's not it, the big guy heard it clearly here, and you still said that they were going to kill the village chief!"
"That's right, Wang Zhanhu, you have to be responsible for what you said!"
Zhang Xiaoju couldn't stand it, and then said justice for Zhou Wenwen:
"That's right, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense. Dr. Zhou is a family man, aren't you ruining people's innocence!"
"Wang Zhanhu, did you forget to take medicine when you went out today! Our Qingshui Village, who doesn't know that Dr. Zhou is a serious person, what kind of rumors are you making here!" Widow Sun took Zhang Xiaoju's arm and took over the conversation.
Zhou Wenwen listened to what everyone said, and her heart became more and more aggrieved. The tears fell down one by one, and the little hands couldn't wipe them off, and the angry chest trembled, and choked up:
"You...... Besides, it's not just me and Lin Feng in the ward, it's not Dr. Liu!
How could the two of us be close...... You're a dog who can't spit out ivory, I'm ...... , I'm not alive!"
Saying that, Zhou Wenwen turned around and hit the wall with her beautiful little head to prove her innocence.
However, at this time, it was stopped by Aunt He in time.
As soon as she grabbed Zhou Wenwen, she gave Wang Zhanhu a big mouth with her backhand, which made Wang Zhanhu's brain buzz, and her eyes went straight to Venus.
"Doctor Zhou, you are also the eldest person, how can you be like a mad dog!
The people of our Qingshui Village are only those two people who have no eyes and no brains, who really listens to the dog barking as a human being! We can't afford to seek death for this beast, he counts as a begging. ”
After persuading Zhou Wenwen, Aunt He turned around and shouted at Wang Zhanhu:
"Wang Zhanhu, if you don't fucking get out, the old lady will break your second leg!"
Wang Zhanhu was beaten one after another, and was abused and teased by everyone one after another, and he was already extremely angry at this moment. And what Aunt He said made him completely explode:
", Aunt He, you dare to beat someone, labor and management fight with you. There are no tigers and monkeys in the mountains. You think that when the village chief dies, you can turn the world upside down, right?"
Wang Zhanhu was just about to pounce and get back to the field. However, the ideal is plump, but the reality is skinny.
Unexpectedly, Liu Chunhua walked over from the side and slapped Wang Zhanhu's head:
"You're just dead, tell you, my mother has put up with you for a long time!"
"I've been screaming there, why do you say that my man is dead? I just went in to see it, and he still has a breath! Why, you want to curse my man to die early, right?"
was beaten to the ground again, Wang Zhanhu covered his head and turned around, and roared angrily:
"You...... , you all bullied me. Fuck, you're all waiting for me!"
Indeed, Wang Zhanhu is really sad today:
was injured by He Yonghou, trampled on the third leg by the three mothers, was kicked by Zhang Xiaoju on his chest, and was pushed out of the clinic by Zhou Wenwen......
was slapped a few big mouths by Aunt He and Liu Chunhua, and now the two sides are very symmetrical, and they have become pig's heads.
It's really fucking unlucky, it's all broken by women, can it be said that women are Wang Zhanhu's nemesis?
At this time, Liu Mei made up for the last knife in the ward and shouted in a rough voice:
"Wang Zhanhu, don't beep blindly, hurry up and get out! Wenwen, come in and help treat Village Chief Liu. Let's discuss again how to save Village Chief Liu. ”
Seeing that everyone didn't want to see him, Wang Zhanhu got up with difficulty, grabbed his third leg, and limped into the night......
Zhou Wenwen wiped her tears, glanced at Wang Zhanhu, and walked towards the ward.
When he entered the house, he saw that Lin Feng was like fiddling with a basketball, and slapped Liu Laosan's head with both hands. Look left, look right, look at this side and look there.
"Flutter!"
Seeing this scene, Zhou Wenwen couldn't help but burst into tears and smiled:
"Lin Feng, what are you doing here, what are you doing to cure a disease, even if you are not sick, you have to make yourself sick. No wonder that mad dog said that you want to kill people, don't you really want to end up with Village Chief Liu?"
"Zhou Da Beauty, what are you talking about, I am a person with medical ethics! I have now come up with a way to make Liu Laosan sober up. Lin Feng stopped his movements, clapped his hands, and said to the two doctors.
Liu Mei glanced at her lips and said a little unconvinced:
"What's the matter, we can't use so many methods, and you will have a way as soon as you come over? You are not an immortal, I don't believe in that!"
Zhou Wenwen walked over, shook Liu Mei's arm and said:
"Sister Liu, don't believe it, Lin Feng is indeed very set. I just heard that he rescued the drowning widow Sun today!"
"Well, that's right, I still have a certain understanding of first aid knowledge. Like cardiopulmonary resuscitation, chest compressions, I know everything. What I'm best at, though, is artificial respiration. Zhou Da Beauty, do you want to experience it?" Lin Feng said with a blushing face and a heartbeat.
(Lin Feng's goods are carrying forward the shameless spirit!)
Lin Feng's words and body language were very synchronized, and Liu Mei couldn't help but smile:
"You kid, give you some sunshine and you'll be brilliant, right! Okay, tell me, how can you make Village Chief Liu wake up?
You see, He Yonghou's grandson, widow Sun, if you add Village Chief Liu this time, it will be three real treatment cases.
As the saying goes, there are no more than three things. If you really have this ability, I will really obey you. I don't dare to underestimate you in the future, I will help you to treat diseases and save people, what do you think?"
Lin Feng patted his chest and said confidently:
"Oh, that's a good dare! I've already come up with two sets of plans, even if Liu Laosan's damn half foot enters the Hades Palace, I can pull him out. ”
"What do you say, two sets of plans? The two of us couldn't work hard for most of the day, so you shook your head for a while, and there were two sets of plans?
"Is it hard to do such a simple thing?"
Lin Feng deliberately patted the wound on Liu Laosan's head, and felt that Liu Laosan's body moved slightly, and he was more sure in his heart:
This old guy is really playing dead!
"Lin Feng, don't make trouble, then what do you say?" Zhou Wenwen timidly, slapped Lin Feng's hand away with her hurried jade fingers, and pointed to Liu Laosan's wound and said.
"You two rest assured, our Village Chief Liu is a well-known big head, just like the eldest son, absolutely resistant to fighting. When the brain capacity is large, it can be loaded into the lack of virtue and lack of heart and eyes!"
"Hehe, it's really fake, so why hasn't he woken up yet?" Zhou Wenwen sneered.
"Don't say it, take a closer look, this head is indeed different from ordinary people's. The top is wide, the middle is flat, and the bottom is narrow, just like that alien, maybe you have practiced martial arts!" Liu Mei looked at it again curiously, touched Liu Laosan's head and said.
"That's not it, in order to practice iron head skills, our village chief often slaps bricks on his head and hits the wall, and he has not lived until now. is much more powerful than the masters in film and television dramas!" Lin Feng said nonsense.
"Oh, is there anything else?" Zhou Wenwen patted her chest and relaxed.
It seems that with Lin Feng here, all problems have been solved.
"Okay, stinky boy, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and talk about your two plans, I can't wait. ”
No matter how much Liu Mei pondered, she couldn't think of a way, so she was very anxious.
But seeing Lin Feng's relaxed expression, she was just a little unconvinced. Lin Feng, the remnant of feudal superstition, will there be a way to bring people back to life?
It's just an international joke!
Lin Feng poured himself a glass of water, moistened his throat, and said unhurriedly:
"My first plan, which is quite simple, is to use traditional acupuncture. Our old Lin family has a set of acupuncture methods to save people's lives.
Using acupuncture to treat coma, the effect is very good. As long as you put two stitches in the palms of your hands, soles of your feet, and the top of your head, even if you are about to die, you can continue your life for a while. ”
"Is there such a god? Why do I sound like I'm being cheated and deceived! Then tell me, what is the second plan?" Liu Mei said with her arms crossed.
"If you want to talk about this second plan, it's even more advanced. It's much more mysterious than the plan I just mentioned. However, the average person can't accept it. ”
"Why?" Zhou Wenwen said curiously.
"Hehe, it's a little disgusting......" Lin Feng said with an evil smile.
"Lin Feng, we are doctors, what disgusting things have never been seen? If you are sick and don't go back to the doctor, you can just talk about it, so that the two of us can also have a long experience!" Zhou Wenwen encouraged.
"Okay, then I'll tell you, have you ever heard of 'Huanyuan Soup'?" Lin Feng asked seriously.
"Haven't you heard of it, is there such a decoction?" Zhou Wenwen and Liu Mei glanced at each other and shook their heads together.
Lin Feng smiled and explained calmly:
"This is not a decoction, but a medicine called Huanyuan Soup, also known as reincarnation wine, commonly known as children's urine. This is just a medicinal taste, and another taste is stool, plus angelica, ginseng, and licorice. Simmer together, and finally give our village chief a drink, and he will naturally be sober!"
"I'll go ......" Even though Zhou Wenwen was experienced in a hundred battles, she almost couldn't help but vomit.
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