Chapter 043: My mother is the devil, the kind that eats people

Although Li Yiru's personality is often not right, his emotional intelligence is not low, and he can often be very sensitive to the fluctuations of others' emotions. Although he usually likes to joke out of tune, he knows in his heart who to joke with and who not to joke with, when to talk and when to shut up.

He has a ruler to measure himself and others, so people of all kinds of personalities will be inexplicably comfortable and happy when they get along with him.

Ma Jian's Li Yiru has a very thorough understanding, attaches great importance to love and righteousness, is brainless, stubborn, and has a good face, and as the leader of the first class, he has a strong sense of responsibility and collective honor.

He didn't participate in the online battle last night, it's like the whole class went out to fight in a group, and he was left alone, and the reason why he didn't take him was that your mother wouldn't let you fight. Even an ordinary member of the class can't stand it, let alone the class leader.

As a class leader, this feeling is very depressed and depressing, and there is a strong sense of indebtedness, although he does not owe anyone anything. In addition, the most heart-wrenching thing is Wang Ping's complaint, Ma Jian is really powerless about his mother's authority.

Faced with this situation, Li Yiru tried to calm his emotions and guide him back to "vitality" from the side, but Li Yiru's best thing is to guide other women to take the initiative to say "I love you" to him from the side.

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When he came to the campus supermarket, Li Yiru directly packed all the Red Bulls in the store, and called Aunt Su Jie to prepare breakfast for 40 people.

In fact, most of the students in the class have eaten breakfast, but at this time, it is impossible to count who did not eat breakfast. Buying breakfast only for students who didn't eat breakfast is not as effective as doing nothing. Students must have a share in everyone, although life must be saved, but you can't save at this time, you have to spend it even if you grit your teeth, Li Yiru thinks so and does it.

"Squad leader, are you sure you spend this money?" Li Yiru confirmed again.

"Of course I spend, I have to do my best, swipe the card!" Ma Jian gritted his teeth and handed the bank card to the cashier.

They bought 10 boxes of Red Bull alone, and the two borrowed a small cart from the supermarket, Ma Jian stacked several boxes of buns and 10 boxes of Red Bull on the trolley, and took the initiative to snatch the two bags of soy milk that Li Yiru was carrying in his hand and put it on his elbows. He then used practical deeds to make up for his mistakes as a friend and the head of a class.

He pushed the cart so hard, and the two bags of soy milk clanged on his elbows, without a trace of complaint, but with a face full of relief.

Li Yiru walked with his hands behind his back, deliberately urging impatiently: "Ma Jian, can you do it, you will still eat fart after the exam in a while!"

"Huhuhu......" Ma Jian gasped, "You don't know how heavy this is!"

"Then I'll come!!" Li Yiru said.

"No, no, no, I can do it!"

Ma Jian was afraid that Li Yiru would rob him, so he hurriedly walked a few steps forward, but when he turned around, he found that Li Yiru had already stopped and chatted with a senior girl......

Grass, you are the first in your mouth! Ma Jian complained in his heart.

bought breakfast and Red Bull for his classmates, Li Yiru only played the role of proposal and "supervisor" in the whole process, and the rest was left to Ma Jian to complete alone.

When he returned to the class, Ma Jian distributed the buns, soy milk, and Red Bull to each student in the class in turn, and his face was full of a smile like repaying debts.

"Thank you, Yiru!" shouted a classmate.

"Don't thank me, it was the squad leader who invited the guest to pay the bill, thank you to our squad leader! Besides, this is all pushed back by the squad leader. ”

"Thank you, squad leader!"

"You've really done too much for our class!"

......

Ma Jian grinned at this time, and said innocently: "It's nothing, it's nothing!

"Squad leader, why did you buy so many Red Bulls, why did each person share three cans, do you want to kill us?"

Ma Jian turned his head to look at Li Yiru, he also wondered, in fact, two cans per person is good, one can before the exam in the morning, one can before the exam in the afternoon, two cans is just right! It's not good to drink too much of this thing.

Li Yiru smiled: "Oh, what does the squad leader mean, if you can't drink the third can, then keep it first, and wait for the next time you help me stay up late and quarrel!"

Ma Jian was stunned, when did this become his own meaning?

Wang Ping wailed: "Ah, is there a next time?"

Li Yiru is joking, two cans are enough for most people to drink, and there is no big problem in surviving the exam. However, you can't rule out that someone is a buffalo, and you can't go wrong with buying more.

Sure enough, most of the buns were left, it would be a pity if they were wasted, Ma Jian finally gave up his naΓ―ve thoughts when he ate the seventh bun in a row, "Yiru, left...... The rest ...... What can I do, it's too ...... What a waste, hiccup!"

"Uh...... Take the office and send love to our teachers. ”

"This, take what is left...... Belch...... Wouldn't it be nice to give it to the teachers?"

Li Yiru glared at Ma Jian: "Nonsense, this is obviously a copy that we specially bought for the teacher!"

Ma Jian silently raised his thumb up.

"By the way, who are the teachers in the examination rooms of the students in our class?

The students in the class immediately cheered, and then they heard Ma Jian, a fool, stand up and say righteously: "You are not allowed to copy it, hiccup!"

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After the morning exam, Li Yiru called his mother, explained the situation to his mother, and asked her to transfer 1,000 yuan to Ma Jian's mother, this money must not be spent by Ma Jian, and good things can be done by Ma Jian, but the money can't really be spent by him, after all, this is his own business.

Although the relationship between Li Yiru and Ma Jian is iron, Ma Jian is not spending his own money after all. He originally planned to let his mother transfer it directly to Ma Jian, but Ma Jian was too shafted.

Before the exam in the afternoon, Xia Yuqing suddenly sent a message: I took leave today and slept all morning. πŸ˜‚ ([Laughing and crying] emoji)

Li Yiru's heart warmed, and he was very moved, and hurriedly replied:

Li Yiru: 😘 ([Touch])

System prompt: Li Yiru withdrew a message.

Li Yiru: 😍 ([Love You, Sex])

System prompt: Li Yiru withdrew a message.

Li Yiru: 🀝 ([Handshake, Hand in Hand])

System prompt: Li Yiru withdrew a message.

Li Yiru: πŸ‘ ([Like]) I just slipped my hand, I'm sorry, thank you, I'm too sorry to delay your study!

Wang Ping witnessed all this, and he asked weakly: "Yiru, your hand slides like this when you make an expression, it can't be Parkinson's, right?"

Li Yiru suddenly looked at Wang Ping with pity, and looked at Wang Ping's hair.

He suddenly raised his hand and slapped Wang Ping's chest, and said with a wicked smile: "Hey, I really let you say it right! I really just want to high-five you, congratulations on your answer, but your hand is shaking uncontrollably." ”

"cough cough cough, don't make trouble, don't make trouble, I especially worship you people who can flirt with my sister, let me ask, do you have any secrets to flirting with your sister, teach a few tricks to my brother. ”

"There's just one secret. ”

"What?"

"Be thick-skinned!"

"What's the secret?"

Li Yiru sighed: "Many girls are pure on the outside and on the inside, if both sides are thin-skinned, how can they start?"

"Oh, will they be disgusted?"

"We're flirting, not hooligans......"

"Is there a difference between the two?"

Li Yiru frowned: "Uh, the handsome ones are called flirtatious, and the ugly ones are called hooligans?"

"Ahh

Li Yiru gave an example: "Just like me! Just like thatβ€”"

"Ma Jian Ma Jian Ma Jian!" Wang Ping hurriedly looked for a substitute for the ugly man.

"Hmm!" Li Yiru nodded, "and you." ”

Wang Ping wants to cry, but he didn't avoid it?

Li Yiru said again: "It's okay for girls nowadays to tell them meat jokes, occasionally chatting is just to liven up the atmosphere, and many girls don't think much about it at all." The reverse is the same, there are so many girls flirting with me every day, and I don't think that other girls really have any bad things about me. ”

"Huh, are there a lot of girls flirting with you every day?"

"Of course," Li Yiru counted with his fingers, "Taobao customer service, Tmall customer service, always 'pro' and 'pro', as well as Jingdong, Amazon, ......"

β€œ......”

Wang Ping was silent for a moment: "To be serious, then why did I send 😍 an emoji ([color]) to Wang Cui next door last time, but she ignored me anymore?"

Li Yiru thought for a long time, "Maybe it's really because of his appearance." ”

"!!"

"I'm really not joking this time, the same sentence 'I love you', the effect of the handsome guy and the ugly man is a great contrast. It's the same for women, for example, beautiful girls are unreasonable, called 'tsundere cute', ugly girls are unreasonable, called 'doing', called 'ugly girls are more weird', eh, don't go!"

Hey, the truth always hurts!

Xia Yuqing's message was sent quickly: My house is very close to your school, why don't I sleep until you finish the exam, and then wait for you at the gate of your school, let's go to Beijing TV together?

Li Yiru was just about to type, and Xia Yuqing immediately added another message.

Xia Yuqing: And Ma Jian, the three of us.

Li Yiru smiled slightly at the corner of his mouth, and typed: [Why don't we take him?] After thinking about it, he revised it to two simple words and sent it over: Okay!

Xia Yuqing: Okay, I'll be waiting for you at the school gate at 5 o'clock.

Xia Yuqing: Waiting for you!(The message was withdrawn in seconds.) οΌ‰

System prompt: Xia Yuqing withdrew a message.

Because this news was withdrawn too quickly, Li Yiru didn't see it at all.

After the last course in the afternoon, the first mock exam in the third year of high school ended, and Li Yiru felt that his performance was acceptable.

He handed in the papers in advance, and when he walked out of the school building, he found that the school was still empty.

Li Yiru took out his mobile phone and hung up the phone to his mother: "Mom, did you transfer the money to Ma Jian's mother?"

"It's turned, and they resolutely confiscate it. Say that the child is doing it well. ”

Li Yiru was very surprised by this, and his prejudice against Ma Jian's mother was slightly less.

"Mom, then we have to give money to others!"

"Mom knows, but she won't accept this money if I send it over by hand, her mother is very stubborn. So guess what kind of great move your mother made?"

"What's your old plan?"

Li Ma said excitedly: "I bought a smart learning machine for Ma Jian, which contains a huge number of real college entrance examination questions and mock test questions, as well as explanation videos from famous teachers, which can be used for remote online education." Hahaha, isn't your mother smart? I'll send it to Ma Jian's mother after work. ”

Li Yiru suddenly felt very sorry for Ma Jian, as a senior in high school, he couldn't finish the test papers issued by the school, so if he got a learning machine, Ma Jian couldn't live anymore?

"Mom, are you the devil?"

Li's mother ignored him, and said to herself: "Your mother and I have never taken advantage of anyone, if others are good to us, we will repay others two points." The unit price of this smart learning machine is 1999 yuan, but you remember, you just told Ma Jian that we bought it for 999 yuan, let's unify the caliber, and say that we have relatives selling it, this is the internal family price, understand?"

"Understood. ”

"My 4,000 yuan, don't talk about it, I'm going to work to make money, mom loves you, goodbye. ”

"Wait a minute, why is it 4,000 yuan, and you bought clothes for my dad by the way?"

"No, I bought you one too. ”

Li Yiru was petrified instantly.

"Son, are you surprised?"

"Mom, you're really a devil!" Li Yiru had tears in his eyes, "It's still the kind that eats people!"