Li Yiru's face was full of sadness, and his head was big when he thought of the learning machine! Originally, he was very sympathetic to Ma Jian, and decided to invite him to have a supper after the game tonight to express his apologies, but now it seems that he needs to add a few more bottles of wine, and their brothers are really difficult brothers!

The teaching level of the 19th Middle School is not outstanding, but the campus scenery is beautiful, the grass and trees are shady, and Li Yiru walked slowly along the long and winding path, and Li Yiru soon came to the school gate.

He looked out through the entrance of the campus and stumbled upon a girl at the door of the old neighborhood across the street. The girl bent her right arm to support the saddle of the bike, and struggled to lift the rear wheel of the bike, while her left hand held the handlebar to control the direction, and she was pushing the bike forward, her tails swaying from side to side with her body.

She barely pushed forward a few steps before she had to let go of the back wheel, take a breath, flick her ponytail, and continue to lift and hunch her waist forward a few more meters.

It was a girl in a pale blue chiffon dress, the bad autumn wind blew the broken hair on her forehead, she squinted her big watery eyes and hung her forehead against the wind, stubbornly pushing the locked shared bicycle forward.

Stop after a few steps, stop at a few steps, turn around the intersection of the community, and turn to the corner of the wall...... The autumn wind carried dust and sand against the delicate skin, and the girl could only lower her head a little more and move forward against the wind.

Finally pushed the shared bicycle to the corner of the fence of the community, the girl wiped the fine sweat on her forehead with the back of her hand, breathed a long sigh of relief, and then appreciated her hard-working masterpiece, she slightly opened her lips and hummed "Love Cycle":

“でもそんなんじゃだーめ

もうそんなんじゃほーら

心はevolveするよもーっともーっと

......”

Li Yiru didn't expect this girl to be able to speak Japanese? Treasure!

Xia Yuqing: "Lalalalala."

Lala......

Lalalala......

......”

Li Yiru's heart suddenly cooled, yes, it turned out that the first few sentences? Bai Temo was excited! Bai Temo made up for the scene of a beautiful female translator sitting next to him watching a movie in the future!

Xia Yuqing was very happy, she turned around with two small hands and was about to take a step, but she was surprised to see Li Yiru looking herself up and down with her shoulders on her shoulders.

"Lalalala...... Why are you here?"

"What are you doing?" Li Yiru pointed to the bicycle in the corner.

"Oh, it's immoral for someone to take off the lock of a bike-sharing bike and add their own lock for themselves. So, I'm going to let him not get this bike!" the girl gritted her teeth angrily.

"Huh!"

Xia Yuqing raised her chin at this time and said proudly: "And, let him lose another lock!!!"

"Poof!haha!" Li Yiru couldn't cry or laugh, this girl was a little cute, "You're amazing!"

"Awesome, let's go!" Xia Yuqing walked forward with two little hands waving her arms, for fear that her dirty little hands would stain her skirt.

Li Yiru feels that Xia Yuqing's logic is a little problematic, for example, the car thief can't find the car, but the staff of the bike-sharing can't find it for a while!

But only a fool analyzes the problem here with the cute girl at this time, he Li Yiru is not a straight man, so he doesn't know how to spoil the fun!!

Besides, since the girl can push the stolen shared bicycle here so righteously, Li Yiru feels that if she is really telling the truth, she is likely to find a way to get the car to a nearby parking spot.

This method obviously refers directly to Li Yiru, who is strong, has broad shoulders and a round waist, has the strength to carry the tripod, and is full of vitality! Li Yiru will not find hardships for himself, and pickled girls are really not like this.

"Why did you come so early, didn't you say that you arrived at the school gate at 5 o'clock?" Li Yiru took out a bottle of mineral water from his schoolbag at this time, and held it tightly with both hands from top to bottom.

"I'm embarrassed to make you wait so long last time, so I'm here early this time!

Li Yiru immediately interrupted and exclaimed: "It turned out to be you! Such an excellent person with careful thinking, clever speech, novel angles, and quick responses, among the people I know, except for me, you are the only one who meets you! Damn, I am stupid, I should have thought that it was yours!"

Xia Yuqing was stunned: "I didn't say it was me, I really thought it was her, how could I be so good!"

"No, you have! Not you?"

Xia Yuqing shook her head violently, "It's not me, I worship her so much, she quarrels much more than my mother, unlike my mother who can only use strong words to make trouble." Can that girl canvass for your teacher, or is it your fan girl, which girl in your class should be?"

Li Yiru sighed: "If only there were a girl as good as you in our class, then I might have fallen in love a long time ago." ”

Hearing this, Xia Yuqing lowered her head slightly, suddenly pursed her mouth and stopped talking, she carefully kicked a round peach pit as she walked.

I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air......

Li Yiru is still very good at resolving small embarrassments, and he skillfully changed the topic: "But you also know, there are too few high school girls who are beautiful without makeup, and although there are many chasers after me, they can't move my heart!

You have to know that the women I like are all of your level, such as Li Lizhen, Wen Bixia, Ye Zilin, Ye Yuqing, Chen Baolian, Shu Qi and Weng Hong. ”

When it came to movie stars, Xia Yuqing suddenly looked at him suspiciously, "Why do you like old women?"

Haha, the success of changing the topic is just the angle of her question......

Li Yiru suddenly said affectionately: "Because, I grew up watching their plays, I am affectionate, I am affectionate, and I will never change my mind for the rest of my life if I recognize it." Whether she is peerless, or she is in her twilight years. ”

Li Yiru felt that what he said was too beautiful, first of all, he emphasized that he had always been chased, and what he said just now was just a simple compliment to her, which means that if I meet a girl like you to pursue me, I really can't keep the body of a child. This not only shows that you never take the initiative to pursue girls, but also implies that if you come after me, then your chances of success will be high!

and by talking about Hong Kong Star, he expressed his infatuated image of not changing his heart.

is different from the "three nos" of scumbags, Li Yiru just indirectly hinted at his three principles for outstanding girls like her: don't take the initiative, if you have the opportunity, you must be responsible!

Xia Yuqing frowned: "But I found a fatal problem!"

Sure enough, it was still discovered, Li Yiru knew that she was going to ask him why he watched this kind of movie next, but Li Yiru could directly counter her, and asked her How do you know that they acted in this kind of movie?

At that time, her face was red, shy, and delicate...... Hahaha, the topic scale is slightly opened, which means that the relationship between the two parties is more intimate!

Li Yiru especially enjoys this feeling of controlling the rhythm, when dating girls, you always have to guide them skillfully, until she takes the initiative to say "I love you", and then we have to think about it for a few days, and then reluctantly say: "Then try it!"

Why does love go around and around? It is because when you quarrel after marriage, you can shout angrily: "If Lao Tzu knew that you were such a woman, he should not have agreed to your pursuit in the first place! Lao Tzu was really blind to fall in love with you, and I should have chosen XXX in the first place! If it weren't for the child, Lao Tzu would have divorced you a long time ago!"

Is this familiar?

If we say it instead, wouldn't it be cool?

If you want to say this in the future, you must be passive now, whoever takes the initiative first will lose! This is Li Yiru's summary from the painful marriage in his previous life, otherwise the women will really bully us like bullying their sons, we really can't fight, we can't fight, we can't fight, we can't escape, we can't escape, we want to cry, this is not our man's right.

Therefore, men must not be too humble in getting along with the sexes, and must lay the bottom from the beginning and fight for the minimum rights after marriage!

"Li Yiru, what are you smirking at?"

"Did I smirk?" Li Yiru pointed to himself.

"Ahh

"Is it so obvious? By the way, you just said you found a fatal problem, but it doesn't hurt to say it!"

Li Yiru was ready for a large-scale topic, "Hey, how can you a girl know this kind of movie", he has silently prepared it for Xia Yuqing.

But......

Xia Yuqing tilted her head and looked at him: "Why do you like seven women at the same time?"

"Huh?"

"Are you affectionate and affectionate?"

"This ......"

"Are you a scumbag?"

"I ......"

Damn! Neglected! This is not my script!

Li Yiru was confused at that time!