The next day, 9 a.m.

Li Yiru woke up from a groggy sleep and was woken up by Xiaoxiao's ears.

"Brother, I'm hungry. He smiled and patted his little belly.

"Hungry!" Li Yiru yawned and turned his head to the other side of the bed, "Brother is going to sleep, and I will get up and give you hot food in a while." ”

"Brother~~~" Xiaoxiao suddenly climbed to the other end of the bed, stared at Li Yiru and said, "Brother, eating leftovers is not good for your health, people are still babies, you have to grow up." ”

"And what do you want to eat?"

"Snacks!"

"It's not a meal, you have to eat the meal, and then you can have a snack once in a while, remember, it's occasionally, it's a little bit. ”

Smiled and pouted, very unopen.

"Wait for the afternoon, my brother will buy you a bag then, are you happy now?"

"Brother, what's the bag?"

"Didn't you say you had a bag yesterday?"

Xiaoxiao counted with his fingers: "Xia Yuqing's sister-in-law is a bag, Wang Fengjiao's sister-in-law is a bag, Zhang Miaomiao's sister-in-law is a bag, Zhou Xue's sister-in-law is a bag, Sun Xiaomei's sister-in-law is a bag, you see, there are so many!" Xiaoxiao shook her little paw in front of Li Yiru.

"Oh, four bags!" Li Yiru turned his head and continued to sleep.

"No, no, brother, you miscalculated!"

Li Yiru opened his eyes and thought about it: "Oh, three bags!"

"Brother, it's obviously five bags!!"

"Brother is not good at math, let my brother do the math, it turned out to be two bags!"

"Don't bully children who don't know how to count!!" said Xiaoxiao with a small waist and a humming voice.

"Three bags, three bags!"

"Alright!!" he sat down on the edge of the bed with a smile, and had to give in.

At home, Xiaoxiao is the most afraid of his brother, but the most helpless is also his brother.

Woken up by Xiaoxiao, Li Yiru got up to wash his face and brush his teeth, and when he was hot food, Mr. Tao's phone called.

"Hello Mr. Tao. ”

"Li Yiru, are you busy at home?"

"Well, it's hot in the kitchen!"

"You even know how to heat it?!"

Teacher Tao was taken aback, he had just had a conversation with Ma Jian, and Li Yiru's platter feast had just been known by Teacher Tao.

"Teacher Tao, don't look down on people, if I don't know how to cook hot dishes, I won't die?"

Li Yiru clicked the button of the microwave oven, and the microwave oven worked, who wouldn't use a microwave oven, it's really interesting, who to look down on?

He walked to the bedroom: "Teacher Tao, what are you looking for me?"

"You will come to my office in a while to study and study the problem of the "Boya Cup" with you, I have taken a look, and the "Boya Cup" has been able to sign up. ”

Li Yiru was stunned, before washing his face, he also refreshed the official website of Fudan University, he couldn't sign up just now, it seems that in the matter of "Boya Cup", Lao Tao is more anxious than himself!

"Okay, Mr. Tao, I'll be in a moment—"

Before I finished speaking, I heard the kitchen "bang"!

Xiaoxiao hurriedly shouted: "Brother, it's exploded!"

The other end of the phone: "What's wrong?"

"We'll talk about it later!"

Li Yiru dropped the phone and ran to the kitchen with a puff of smoke, through the transparent glass of the microwave oven, Li Yiru really watched the milk inside slamming and splashing around.

He quickly unplugged the power and patted his chest to calm down. Seeing Xiaoxiao reaching out to open the door of the microwave oven, Li Yiru hurriedly slapped her hand, "Don't worry, don't touch it yet, let it cool down first." Don't you have any common sense, and now when the milk is not hot, what if it splashes on your face?"

Li Yiru seriously popularized science with Xiaoxiao.

"Brother, what are you eating, the milk is gone!Are you still hot?" smiled and patted his little belly.

"It's not hot, it's not hot, my brother will take you to the supermarket, buy some snacks, you make up for it first, and then you can play with the big fat boy in the supermarket." When the supermarket has lunch, you are there to eat. ”

"Brother, I'm embarrassed!"

"It's okay, brother is embarrassed!"

Once bitten by a snake for ten years, he was afraid of the well rope, and after the hot milk exploded, Li Yiru really didn't dare to heat other dishes anymore, why did it explode?

The proprietress laughed: "Silly boy, uneven heating is the main reason, and this kind of dairy product is easy to swell, especially yogurt." Whatever the reason, don't use the microwave to heat the milk in the future, and don't put two grapes in the microwave to heat it, the grapes will also explode, and even blow up the microwave. ”

"Grapes, two grapes so powerful?"

"That's right! Two grapes next to each other, when heated in the microwave, can form a super hot spot, forming a high-temperature plasma, spewing a passionate flame and emitting dazzling light. There is a real possibility that this kind of explosion will blow up the microwave!"

Li Yiru, a liberal arts student, is trembling at this time!

This is a phenomenon studied by American physicists, and it has been published in the authoritative American journal PNAS. The proprietress said.

Li Yiru raised his thumbs up: "Auntie, you are so amazing." ”

"It's okay!" the proprietress silently closed the webpage and reminded enthusiastically, "It's best not to heat these eggs in the microwave, it's likely that the eggs will turn into bombs." This kind of common sense of life, you children don't know if they don't run a family. ”

At this time, Xiaoxiao hugged a bag of bread, a bag of popping candy and a bag of shrimp crackers, and ran over happily, "Brother, check out!"

Li Yiru thought for a while, picked up the jumping candy and shrimp crackers and put them back on the shelf, and said, "Auntie, how much is this bag of bread?"

"Brother, it's good to say three bags!" smiled and looked pitiful.

"One bag today, one bag next week, big next week, three bags in total. Li Yiru said with his hands behind his back.

Smile: "......"

"Children should eat less snacks, isn't it Auntie?" Li Yiru turned around and asked the proprietress .

The proprietress rubbed the barcode scanner: "Do you think I should say yes or bad, dear customer?"

Xiaoxiao especially likes to play with the big fat boy of the boss's wife, Li Yiru is very familiar with the supermarket, to what extent, when he didn't give birth to Li Yiru, Li's father and Li Mama went shopping at his house every day, but the two families lived in other communities at the time, and the two communities were built for a few years, and the two families basically landed here before and after.

This kind of relationship between merchants and customers already has a friendship component, so Li Yiru put Xiaoxiao in the store with confidence.

After Li Yiru arranged to laugh, he hurriedly came to the school, pushed the door and walked into Lao Tao's office.

"Hello Mr. Tao, you don't rest during the eleventh holiday, you are really working too hard!"

Lao Tao sighed: "If you want to fight for a little anger, will the teacher still work overtime during the eleventh holiday? ”

Li Yiru said: "Then don't let your students work hard with you?

"Don't talk to me! Of all the students I have brought with me, you are the poorest. ”

"It's the cutest, too. ”

"Huh. Li Yiru, do you understand the whole process of "Boya Cup"?"

"I don't know much!"

"Why are you so careless? This is an extremely precious opportunity for you to enter a prestigious school. Lao Tao called Li Yiru, "Come and take a look at the information announced by the competition." ”

The competition mode and related requirements of "Boya Cup" last year, Li Yiru has already seen it. This morning, Fudan University released the information of this year's "Boya Cup" competition, and Li Yiru took a detailed look at it, which is basically the same as the previous ones.

First of all, in terms of enrollment objects, senior high school students from all over the country can sign up, as long as you are interested in humanities research, want to go to Fudan to study related majors, and are law-abiding citizens, you can sign up.

This year's registration time is October 1st, that is, from today to November 15th, a total of one and a half months can be registered.

When applying, in addition to the personal information form and the contest essay that need to be mailed, you must also attach an assignment that can represent your level in high school.

"Boya Cup" is very strict, all applicants' works will be publicized on the website, once plagiarism is found, immediately disqualified from the award.

When Li Yiru was carefully reading the details of "Boya Cup", he was suddenly attracted by the sound at the door.

"Lao Tao, I was going to go out fishing at noon, but you called me here. I can't catch fish today, so I'll eat you at night?"

"The registration time for "Boya Cup" is very long, you are in a hurry! Do you have an advantage in signing up early? I'm chasing TV series at home!"

"In our school, there is no one more dedicated than your old Tao!"

......

Li Yiru raised his head and saw that his language, political and history teachers were all here.