Chapter 089: You're the (Part 1)

Frankly speaking, Ma Jian's eyes were full of little stars at this time.

Ma Jian was thinking for a while, if he and Li Yiru changed their identities, he stood in Li Yiru's position and helped Li Yiru solve the problem of heavy studies, what could he do?

At most, he went to talk to Li Yiru's parents, hoping to understand his son's hard work, right?

Not to mention that he is a little kid, even if he is an adult, few people can come up with such a sassy and swishing method, right?

Li Yiru smiled, "If you still have any questions, I'll take care of your elm head today!"

Ma Jian was puzzled: "Why do you think that this 'rescue' of yours has failed...... Will the plan to rescue the fallen prince succeed?"

"There is no 100% thing in the world, but I am 90% sure about this today. First of all, I believe in maternal love!

Even if this layout is full of loopholes, the aunt will not find the problem when the mother's love is overflowing. Mother's love will blind the mother's eyes, and it will even lower her intelligence.

Just like some women who receive strange text messages and say that there is a link to evidence of her husband's cheating in the short message, she will click on it for a moment of brain fever. ”

Ma Jian nodded: "That makes sense!"

Li Yiru said again: "Secondly, I believe in force!"

Ma Jian: "???"

Li Yiru: "It's a very magical platform, this software Xiaobai feels tall at first glance, as if it is full of wisdom and knowledge." When Xiaobai clicked in, and there were all kinds of god-level characters active in every corner, Xiaobai was even more shocked, and deeply felt his ignorance and incompetence.

As long as it is a little white, when he first contacts Zhihu, he will basically be fooled. ”

"Oh, that's what it looks like!"

Li Yiru smiled: "Do you know how to force all kinds of gods to pretend to be forced?"

Everyone shook their heads.

Li Yiru said: "Everyone take the book and remember it, and read it carefully one by one, so as to avoid being fooled and lame by the forced gods when you go to force it again." The number of words is a bit much, but they are all essences, so bear with them. Ahem, listen!

First say thank you for the invitation and then blow it, people get off the plane in the United States.

The Ph.D. has just finished class and barely has time to answer this question.

All of them are highly educated, and their family savings are hundreds of millions.

The annual salary of one million is a fart, and the monthly income of ten million is a bit low.

Thousands of citations and dozens of references.

Add a dividing line at the end, and continue to edit it on a different topic.

So-and-so answered perfectly, and I'll add a short paragraph.

The number of words is at least 350,000, and I woke up with a lot of praise.

Multi-picture early warning license fraud, source network infringement deletion.

The real name opposes the high vote answer, and angrily brushes a wave of presence.

Let's take a pit today, and I will continue to like more than 10,000 likes.

The interests should be declared, and the end should not forget to shake the wit.

Reply to the comment area in a unified manner, and I will say a few more words at the end.

There are many insiders in the circle who hurriedly hid, and the above pretending has been completed.

Okay, that's it, it's more interesting than ancient poetry!"

"Poof!"

"Haha!"

"It's really special, I've been shopping for so many years, and it's really too vivid!"

"Yiru, you are really a ghost! The gods are indeed pretending to be like this!"

Ma Jian was convinced thoroughly: "Brother Confucius, you are really: above, you can study mother's love thoroughly, and below, you can understand netizens!"

I really don't want to praise you, the point is, you really convince me! I'm in front of you, I feel like I'm a piece of rotten iron, you can think so much alone, think so comprehensively, think about everything, and don't leak, your logic is too powerful, right?"

"Eh, don't," Li Yiru waved his hand, "Don't just praise these two sentences and it's over!"

Everyone: "......"

Ma Jian: "Great God, you have such a careful plan and such a proper arrangement, is there no miscalculation?"

Li Yiru thought of this and felt sorry and regretful: "How can there be no miscalculation, I am not an immortal!"

First of all, I didn't expect you to be beaten. ”

Ma Jian: "......"

"I thought Auntie was going to beat you up first, and then I found out more. After hitting you, I picked up my phone and realized that I had misunderstood you. It should be this plot, how cool this plot is!"

Ma Jian: "......"

Li Yiru said again: "Secondly, my aunt didn't return the goods, which really surprised me." ”

Ma Jian said proudly: "My mother said that she can't let this unscrupulous learning machine trick others." ”

Li Yiru's heart was inexplicably touched, and his impression of Ma Jian's mother changed a lot.

Ma Jian thought of a question again: "By the way, where did you get those foreign language materials? Such a professional answer, it should be very troublesome to find materials, right? It's too hard for you." ”

"It's not hard!"

"Huh?"

Li Yiru smiled: "Those are just lyrics." ”

"What?"

"Eh, the details are not important, and Auntie can't understand it! Why do you do useless work? Besides, the words in the answer are all reasonable and foolish to me. ”

"You...... You...... Is that how you bully my mother?"

"It's not to save you?" Li Yiru glanced at him.

"What are the lyrics in those foreign languages?" Ma Jian was curious.

Li Yiru picked up his mobile phone at this time and opened Zhihu, and the foreign language materials of various countries on the screen resurfaced again:

Li ?? sht?? njeriu m?? i zgjuar n?? bot??. Ai ka nj?? hund?? t?? lart?? dhe nj?? fytyr?? t?? guximshme……

П?? рх?? й?? мчип?? ч?? к???? ……

??????????????????????????.???????????????????????????????????????????????????? ……

……

Li Yiru pointed line by line, "The lyrics of each language are actually a song. ”

Ma Jian suddenly realized: "The national anthem of their respective countries, right?"

"Hmph! I'm so patriotic that I can write the national anthem of other countries? Actually, they are all foreign language versions of a song of my country. Listen to me sing Chinese.

Love me China,

Athletes rise to the occasion,

Love me China,

Build our country. ”

Ma Jian's admiration for Li Yiru suddenly rose to a higher level, and he exclaimed: "Yiru, you are really noble!"

Everyone couldn't help but high-five and praise, but they didn't expect Li Yiru to be a positive and progressive young man, which was really a bit unexpected by everyone.

"Don't listen to his nonsense," Feng Linwan couldn't hold back, "I saw these foreign languages when he was looking for translation software to translate, and they were all the same sentence." ”

"What?"

Feng Linwan scoffed: "This sentence is: Li is the smartest man in the world, he has a tall nose bridge, a sassy heroic posture, and a charming temperament......"

Everyone fainted!

Li Yiru smiled, I didn't expect everyone to be so serious.

Ma Jian snorted every day, and said: "However, although you are a little commotional, today, you have completely conquered me." Frankly speaking, you can't do this kind of operation alone, it's too showy. ”

Li Yiru frowned: "Are you scolding me or praising me?"

"Praise you, your thinking is always different from others. ”

Li Yiru just smiled, picked up his mobile phone and directly deleted the topic he initiated.

Ouyang suddenly exclaimed: "Yiru, why did you delete the topic you initiated?"

"The purpose of rescuing Ma Jian has been achieved, so why keep it?

Ouyang raised his thumb and was speechless in admiration.

Li Yiru said to Ma Jian at this time: "You delete the Zhihu in your phone now, and don't download it in the future." ”

Ma Jian asked: "Why is this?"

"Your mother is a novice, so it's easy to deceive. But do you want to watch Xiaobai become an old cannon in Zhihu?"

Ma Jian also raised his thumb: "It's so thoughtful!"

Throughout the whole process, the mentor Mengzhu was stupid again, she witnessed Li Yiru's unparalleled brain power last night, and today she witnessed Li Yiru's coquettishness!

is not only Sao, but Li Yiru's logical ability is too good. The whole process, he conceived it seamlessly, you can't find a mistake from any angle, and he takes one step at a time and thinks ten steps, just like a chess and card master, he even thinks about how to deal with it once things get big and go to court.

This is an exaggeration, because the probability of such a serious consequence is too low and too low to happen. Even so, Li Yiru did not take it lightly.

Mengzhu realized that Li Yiru was a fool on the surface, but in fact, his heart was meticulous to the bones, don't look at him smiling and smiling with you, but he is extremely meticulous in his heart.

Li Yiru has a full score in the overall layout of this matter. But even if he can't be so meticulous and only reach the level of 40 points, presumably Ma Jian's mother must have been fooled.

Mengzhu shook his head slightly, and said in his heart This boy, the future is amazing! If you want to fight wit, everyone present together may not be able to fight Li Yiru.

If he is a bad guy who is cunning and cunning, he can trap everyone so that he can't find the north, and if he sells the pit, he has to help him count the money.

Mengzhu looked at Li Yiru with affection, she really hadn't seen anyone with such a level of strategizing when she was 17 years old.

It's a small thing, but it's a lot of it. If you change to someone else, no matter how well you handle it, it's at Li Yiru's level, right?

Li Yiru sighed at this time: "Ma Jian, I don't dare to guarantee that my aunt can really figure it out, after all, it is extremely difficult to change deep-rooted thoughts, so you should be mentally prepared." That's all I can do for you. ”

Ma Jian smiled and said, "Enough, enough!"

Li Yiru said half of what he said just now, in fact, he felt that if Ma Jian's score in the next mock exam declined, it was likely that Ma Jian's mother would return to her own education policy.

But Li Yiru didn't say this to Ma Jian, and he wouldn't change anything if he said it, and it only increased his worries and worries, so let him be happy for a while!

The players didn't leave until late at night.

Everyone not only tasted Li Yiru's love platter luncheon, but also had a sumptuous dinner together.

However, there was no platter for dinner, and in the Li family's kitchen, everyone showed their cooking skills and did their best.

Li Yiru was not idle, doing what he could.

For example, he said: "Ma Jian, go downstairs and buy a bottle of soy sauce! Xia Yuqing, if the level is not good, don't go to the front, go and take out the garbage! Brother Feng, I have a heavy mouth, put more chili peppers." Brother Ouyang, your cooking skills are so good, Ollie!"