Giant panda, scientific name: Ailuropoda melanoleuc, a genus of giant pandas in the family Ursidae, is a national first-class protected animal.

Legend has it that giant pandas were originally carnivores, and later evolved to eat mainly bamboo, but they still belong to the order Carnivores. It's a kind of creature that looks very honest and honest.,Meek and harmless.,But behind the scenes, it's completely different from what it looks like.。

The black and white appearance of the giant panda is conducive to hiding in the trees and snowy ground of the dense forest without being easily detected by predators. Relatively sharp claws and well-developed front and rear limbs allow them to climb trees quickly, and their thick skin allows them to resist attacks.

In general, this is a magical creature that seems to have an attack power of only 5 and a stunt to sell cuteness, but in fact, the bite force is second only to the polar bear, and one palm can slap Jiang Feng into the ICU, the legendary ancient demon god Chi You's mount.

When Jiang Feng was finally fortunate enough to be able to see with his own eyes the mount of the legendary ancient demon god Chi You, he finally knew why Chi You had lost the battle against the Yellow Emperor back then.

He had seen so many giant pandas, and none of them had not slept on the ground with their butts facing him.

And because there are more people who come to see the giant pandas near the Spring Festival, you have to queue up to see the panda's buttocks, and one person can only watch for more than ten seconds.

Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi entered the park for more than an hour, and they only looked at the panda butt for less than five minutes before and after, and the mobile phone album was full of photos of the panda buttocks.

Leaving the previous panda butt, Jiang Feng began to look for road signs everywhere, ready to go to the next venue to see the next panda butt.

"Giant Panda Mansion No. 1, 1.9 kilometers, Qiqi, why don't we go here, it's a little far, do you want to wait for the tour bus?" Jiang Feng asked.

"2 kilometers is not very far, we have all walked to the tour bus, let's go. Wu Minqi rejected Jiang Feng's proposal, took Jiang Feng's hand and began to move in the direction pointed by the road sign.

After walking around, Jiang Feng saw the next road sign.

It is 1.6 km away from Giant Panda Mansion No. 1.

Jiang Feng: ?

He and Kiki only walked 300 meters in 10 minutes?

Is it because you wear too much in winter and walk slowly?

Jiang Feng continued to walk forward with Wu Minqi with confusion, and after walking around, he saw a new road sign.

It is 0.9 kilometers away from Giant Panda Mansion No. 1.

That's right, Jiang Feng nodded, and continued to walk forward with Wu Minqi, who was already a little struggling to walk.

After walking for more than 10 minutes, just when Jiang Feng thought that he and Wu Minqi had gone the wrong way, he finally saw a new road sign.

It is 0.8 km away from Giant Panda Mansion No. 1.

Jiang Feng: ???

Wu Minqi: ???

Wu Minqi felt that she was now not only aching in the forefoot, but also in her forefoot, back heel and even the arch of her foot.

When there were still 0.3 kilometers away from the Giant Panda Mansion, Jiang Feng finally discovered that something was wrong with Wu Minqi.

"Qiqi, are you on your feet?" Jiang Feng found that Wu Minqi was not only walking slower and slower, but also walking more and more lame.

Jiang Feng couldn't help but glance at Wu Minqi's shoes, and found that they were just ordinary boots and not high-top boots, so they shouldn't hit their feet.

Wu Minqi noticed Jiang Feng's gaze and barely squeezed out a smile: "It's just that I'm a little tired from walking for a long time, so let's go forward soon." ”

The lesson of blood tells her not to explain to her boyfriend why you put insoles in your boots, even if you put insoles just to flatter your legs so that they don't look so short.

Because most of the time, your boyfriend will only struggle with why you would rather wear insoles than high heels, rather than why insoles can modify the shape of your legs.

What is touching is that there seems to be no problem with the last road sign, 0.3 kilometers is 0.3 kilometers, Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi walked a few steps and saw the long-sought Giant Panda No. 1 Mansion.

Compared to the square and transparent square in front of it, there is only a hay, bamboo leaf sink, a sink and a hole leading to a hole that leads to nowhere, the Giant Panda Mansion No. 1 is definitely a mansion. Not only does it occupy a large area, but the design is also beautiful.

The ground is basically covered with fresh bamboo leaves, the background board is a blue sky and a rockery, and there are wooden bridges and climbing frames made of wood in the middle of the venue.

Because the venue is very large, Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi didn't see pandas at first sight when they walked in, and the three pandas in the stadium were blocked by wooden bridges and climbing frames, and they could only be seen when they walked inside. The feng shui treasure spot where the panda could be seen had been occupied by more than a dozen tourists, and Jiang Feng visually observed that even if he and Wu Minqi could squeeze in, they would probably look at the panda in a very distorted posture.

Looking at it from a distance, the three pandas inside were sitting on the ground happily gnawing bamboo, and the one Jiang Feng could see clearly actually looked more and more like Brother De, not only looked like him, but even a little similar.

The more I look at it, the more I look like Brother De who sits in the yard and eats snacks happily when he returns to his grandfather's house for the New Year.

"Feng Feng, what are you looking at?" Wu Minqi had already found a place to sit because of a sore foot.

"Kiki, come and see, do you think that the panda sitting on the far right and gnawing on the bamboo is a bit like Brother De!" Jiang Feng seemed to have discovered a new continent.

Wu Minqi: ???

Wu Minqi got up and walked to Jiang Feng's side to poke his head and take a look.

“...... It seems to be quite similar. Wu Minqi was shocked.

After the initial excitement of seeing the panda eating bamboo, Jiang Feng returned to Wu Minqi, sat with her and began to play with his mobile phone.

No matter how long Jiang Feng stood there, he could only see pandas eating bamboo, although sometimes they might also eat nests and pots of milk, Jiang Feng estimated that he would not see them today.

But as long as he went home, he could see Dege, who had the style of a panda, sitting in the yard eating jerky, eating lamb skewers, grilled lamb chops, eating lamb legs, eating beef noodles, eating fried chicken thighs, drinking juice, and drinking soda.

The recipes are much richer than those of pandas, and in addition, Brother De worked hard some time ago, and the dark circles under his eyes do not belong to pandas.

"Kiki, when are we leaving?" Jiang Feng asked.

Wu Mingqi glanced at the time: "It's only half past four o'clock, and my mother sent me a message before, asking us to go to the store for dinner at 7 o'clock, and we can arrive at about 6:40." ”

"Let's go, let's go in another half an hour, it's quite warm here, sit down for a while and walk. ”

"Good. Jiang Feng nodded, "By the way, Qiqi, tonight's dinner is ......"

"Just our family and you, my parents, and my grandfather. Tonight's dishes were all made by my dad and my grandfather, and they said you should treat you well when you first came to our house. Wu Minqi said with a smile.

I don't know why, it's obviously not cold, but Jiang Feng's legs are a little shaky.

Just when Jiang Feng shook his legs, a panda that was originally sitting on the ground and eating happily bypassed the wooden bridge at some point and walked in front of Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi.

Just as Jiang Feng was excitedly about to take out his mobile phone to take 10 photos in a row, the panda turned his head and pointed his butt at them and began to defecate in the open.

Jiang Feng: ......

Just when Jiang Feng held up his mobile phone and hesitated, thinking about whether to take this kind of photo involving the panda's privacy, another panda quietly approached. The fat body walked out of Xtep's steps, black and white skin is its best protective color, at this time he is no longer an ordinary panda, he is a lurker, an assassin, a ruthless killer.

The ruthless killer approached the unaware panda, stretched out his sinful fat hand, and poked the unaware panda's ass fiercely.

Jiang Feng: "Poof." ”

Wu Minqi: "Poof." ”

Sure enough, the next second the two pandas fought, you pulled my ears, I bit your scalp, and I didn't bite each other into bald people and swore not to give up. The two fat bodies scuffled together, making it difficult for Jiang Feng to distinguish between the enemy and me for a while, and he could only judge who was the real perpetrator by who pulled his ears and who bit his scalp.

The tourists who were originally watching the giant pandas gnawing bamboo on the other side keenly noticed that there were wonderful fighting melons to eat here, and gathered around Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi, taking out their mobile phones to take pictures and videos.

Dege, the only one who insists on eating happily on his own, finds that he has fallen out of favor, and his much-anticipated position has been taken away by the two pandas who are scuffling together. Brother De angrily put down the bamboo in his hand, got up slowly, walked slowly to the two pandas that were fighting, and joined the battle with a persuasive attitude.

I saw that Brother De pulled the scalp of this panda for a while, gnawed on the ears of the panda for a while, and looked like he would not scratch these two bald people and not let go, which reminded Jiang Feng a lot.

The battle was very fierce, and in the end, Jiang Feng had no way to tell which panda had the upper hand. Jiang Feng could see that only Brother De was swaying between the two camps, sometimes the bear hugged this one, sometimes it became the hind leg, the most important thing was that the two pandas were fighting happily and didn't notice Brother De at all, and Brother De might become the biggest winner of this battle.

Although the tricks of the panda fight are nothing more than rolling, gravity suppression, scalp biting and ear pulling, it seems that there is no technical content. There are also no left hooks, right hooks, forward kicks, and back high legs in Jiang Feng's fantasy, but they are better than lasting.

Jiang Feng had never seen anyone who could fight for more than half an hour without stopping.

Just when the battle situation was scorching, Dege suddenly let go. It may be that you are tired, or it may be that you find that no matter which side you help, it doesn't look like you can win. Dege dragged his tired body, slowly climbed up the wooden bridge, found the best observation point, straightened up, hugged the wooden bridge, and put his head on the railing.

Brother De began to eat melons silently like the onlookers outside the glass window.

Jiang Feng: ?

"Mom, Mom, that panda is lying on the railing watching the play!" the little girl beside Jiang Feng cried excitedly.

A word woke up the person in the dream, and the onlookers who were originally concentrating on watching the two pandas fight also noticed Brother De, who quit the battle and started to watch the play, and shifted the shooting target one after another, and began to take various close-up photos of Brother De.

"Oh bad, this panda. "Trump.

"Mom, is that panda tired?"

"Panda No. 3 started watching the show, and Panda No. 1 and No. 2 were still fighting fiercely. "Out of nowhere, the end of the field.

"Kaede Kaede, Kaede Kaede!" girlfriend.

Eh, girlfriend?!

Jiang Feng turned his head suddenly, and saw that Wu Minqi was anxiously stuffing his mobile phone into his bag, and his right hand had already grabbed his arm.

"It's past 5 o'clock, hurry up, otherwise it's too late!" Wu Minqi pulled Jiang Feng and ran, completely unable to see the sore feet before.

The onlookers quickly filled the gap vacated by Jiang Feng and Wu Minqi.