Chapter 2: Brain Problems
Wang Ping'an was so annoyed by the village party secretary that he couldn't help it, he really wanted to spit on him and disturb his communication with the beautiful young lady, are you still reasonable?
I live so big, and it's the first time I've met a fool begging for money, and since that's the case, I'm stupid...... Phew, no, this immortal will grant his wish.
"Since you are so sincere, then I can only reluctantly agree. Come on, get closer, let me pick one. Wang Ping'an said, sat up from the grass, and looked very serious.
Wang Deli rolled his eyes angrily, patiently, put the two banknotes in front of him, and urged angrily: "Is this time around?"
Wang Ping'an didn't bother to answer this fool, there were two banknotes in front of him, one for one yuan and one for five yuan, and he was about to choose, but suddenly remembered a similar joke he had heard before.
It seems like a simple choice, but it is a trap, it is wrong to choose one yuan, and it is not right to choose five yuan.
Seeing Wang Ping'an's hesitation, the village party secretary suddenly became proud, and looked like "I already knew this": "Look, such a simple question, he still needs to think about it for so long, isn't he a fool?"
"Ah, he looks so good, he doesn't look like a fool!" Qian Duoduo began to worry about Wang Ping'an, and hurriedly reminded, "Wang Ping'an, what are you worried about?
Yes, why should I hesitate? Wang Ping'an scolded secretly, he had really been affected by the fool's thinking for too long, and he couldn't turn around for a while.
Regardless of his three-seven-twenty-eight, it is the most cost-effective to choose a big one, after all, the village party secretary has never done something similar before, and it is impossible to do similar things in the future.
So Wang Ping'an grabbed the five-yuan bill in his hand under the expectant gaze of everyone, and said with a smile: "Hehe, I'm not stupid, this one is big, I choose this." ”
"yes, he chose the right one, he's not stupid, haha, so smart. Qian Duoduo jumped up happily, the peaks trembled slightly, his hands clapped, and his excitement was beyond words.
Wang Deli, the village party secretary, changed his face and felt a little embarrassed, but his expression changed, and he said very calmly: "Alas, Wang Ping'an's choice of five-yuan banknotes is really stupid." You think, if he chooses one yuan, our village people will always play this game with him, and after a long time, he will get more money. ”
Now he chooses a five-yuan banknote, this game, no one will play with him in the future, and the loss is not as simple as ten or eight yuan. ”
Poverty Alleviation Commissioner Qian Duoduo was stunned, and the smile on his face froze: "You say that, it seems to make a lot of sense, I was speechless." ”
"......" Wang Ping'an knew that the village party secretary would say this, whatever, anyway, he made five yuan, and it was the other party who suffered.
If Benxian chooses a one-dollar banknote, maybe you will laugh at me for the rest of your life, and I won't be so stupid.
At this moment, a translucent light curtain suddenly appeared in front of Wang Ping'an, like an ultra-clear computer screen, and a strange message box popped up.
"Ping'an disciple, I didn't expect you to earn five yuan so quickly, and you are really more diligent than when you were in the fairy world. Because of this, the Shennong auxiliary system was officially activated, which was very gratifying for the teacher. ”
"This system integrates the cultivation civilization of the fairy world and the science and technology of the mortal world, the head of the family, the light of wisdom, and the infinite use, as long as you farm steadily, work hard, and follow the guidance of the teacher, return to the fairy world, revenge and blood hatred, just around the corner. ”
"By the way, if you can complete the small tasks issued by the master on time, you will get a lot of strange and superb rewards! Seeing this, are you surprised, are you not surprised? Have you been touched by the master's careful care?"
Seeing these unreliable words, Wang Ping'an wanted to scold, and always felt that there was something wrong with his reincarnation.
There is even an illusion of taking the blame for others, but after the soul is broken, many memories are missing, and I can't even remember who the enemy is.
"Master, don't make trouble, I don't believe that the will of Heaven will help you make this system, if you take away this unreliable system, I thank you for your eighteen ancestors. ”
"What's wrong with eating and waiting for death? After the punishment of this life is over, I can return to the fairy world, what do I want this broken system to do?"
"Wrong, because your soul has been scattered, and there has been a great turmoil in the fairy world, if you can't return to the fairy world in this life, you will never have a chance. Otherwise, why spend a huge price as a teacher to make a deal with the will of the Heavenly Dao?"
Wang Ping'an was dumbfounded for a moment, this is different from his vague immortal memory, and he wanted to ask again, but the system had no reaction.
"It's really unreliable!" Wang Ping'an muttered, not knowing whether he was talking about Master Shennong's or the auxiliary system.
When Wang Ping'an was talking to the system, poverty alleviation commissioner Qian Duoduo saw that after he got five yuan, his eyes were straight, his saliva was watering, and he looked like he was demented, and his heart was broken.
Why is he a fool when he looks so handsome?
Under the reminder of the village party secretary, I remembered to take a few photos of Wang Ping'an and completed this work task.
At this moment, I suddenly heard someone in the village shouting that Wang Ping'an was eating.
"Ersil, I'm back for dinner!...... Ouch,, don't pinch me, can't I call me wrong?"
This is the voice of his father Wang Degui, only half a sentence was loud, and the second half of the sentence seemed to have been attacked, and after a period of chaos, it weakened.
So he changed to a gentle and kind voice, and shouted again: "Erbao, I'm coming back for dinner, my mother has made you a lot of delicious food, remember to bring back the fishing rod." ”
"Oh, okay, I'll come back. Hearing this, Wang Ping'an smiled with joy, answered, turned his head and ran home, regardless of the reaction of others.
"Wang Ping'an, your fishing rod, your mother just reminded you, why did you forget?" Qian Duoduo stopped him, and pulled up the fishing rod by the river, and took a closer look, there was no hook and bait.
This time, she really understood that Wang Ping'an's brain did have a problem.
"Thank you. Wang Ping'an took the fishing rod and ran into the village with one jump and one leap, like a wild horse on the loose.
The big yellow dog sparrow followed behind his buttocks, barking wildly, as if to remind Wang Ping'an to be more elegant.
Wang Ping'an's home, like other families in the village, lived in three or four tiled houses, and another one was set up next to it as a kitchen or cow house.
In front of it is a small yard with a pressurized water well for daily activities, drying clothes, and enclosure for chickens and pigs in an inconspicuous corner.
There is a vacant land in the back, you can make a small vegetable garden, plant some daily onions, garlic, peppers, tomatoes, cucumbers and the like, which is convenient and fast, and saves you from running to the vegetable field in the distance.
Wang Ping'an ran to the hall in one breath, tired and slightly panting, and saw that his mother had already filled the table with dishes, as well as his favorite spicy chicken nuggets and sauerkraut fish.
"Mom, what day is it today, why do you make so much delicious food?" Wang Ping'an said, grabbing a piece of chicken and stuffing it into his mouth.
A pair of chopsticks gently tapped on his hand, and his mother Su Wenting reproached: "Put down the fishing rod and eat after washing your hands." Today is your eighteenth birthday, you forgot, Mom didn't forget. ”
Father Wang Degui made up a knife next to him: "Second fool...... Bao, Dad didn't forget. Because of the rules in our village, even if you are an adult at the age of eighteen, you can split up. After eating this casual meal, Dad will give you another two acres of land, and you can move away. By the way, if Dad is generous again, you can also take this big yellow dog away. ”