Chapter 1: Master, Don't Make Trouble

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Huaxi Town, Wangjing Village, Xigou Reed Bush.

In early summer, butterflies and bees fly, the grass is strong, the flowers are fragrant, and the young people fishing by the river sleep soundly.

Wang Ping'an dreamed again, it was still the old dream that was often repeated, but this time, the dream was exceptionally clear.

In the dream, he was a little immortal, a disciple of Shennong, because he was too lazy, he delayed the major events of the fairy world and was demoted to the lower world.

It's just that when he was reincarnated in the lower mortal world, countless immortal weapons attacked, and a terrible explosion occurred, and the soul was scattered.

So he became a fool, his brain was not good, he was ridiculed in the village, and his parents were quite sad, but they still gritted their teeth and raised him as an adult.

After the first half of the dream, which was repeated many times, in the dream at this moment, there was a continuation, and a tall white-bearded old man appeared, with sackcloth and straw sandals, and a medicine basket on his back.

The white-bearded old man had a complicated expression, and said in a tangled manner: "Peace and apprentice, you have an accident when you go down to earth to reincarnate and are attacked by the enemy, and you are also very sad to be a teacher." Therefore, even if you go to heaven and earth, you must collect all your broken souls.

Over the years you have been in the mortal world, there is something wrong with your brain, and your soul is not complete, so you spent a lot of money as a teacher, made a deal with the will of the Heavenly Dao, and worked together to make the Shennong Auxiliary System, which can help you return to the fairy world as soon as possible. ”

"This system integrates some common sense in the mortal world, as well as the cultivation secret techniques of our Shennong lineage. It's just that the time is too rushed, and the master hasn't tested it, if there are some strange problems, please don't worry, just get used to it. ”

When Wang Ping'an heard this, he immediately became anxious and shouted: "Master, don't make trouble, it's good to get used to it, don't you provide modification services?"

The white-bearded old man smiled without saying a word, and suddenly a colorful light cluster popped out, falling on Wang Ping'an's body, and his body, which had been empty for a long time, was instantly enriched, and there was a feeling of nectar after a long drought.

It was the crippled soul that he had been looking forward to for eighteen years, and the unreliable Shennong auxiliary system when he heard it.

The blank and simple head flashed countless pictures, which were all kinds of his previous life, and this life, the eighteen years of experience like an idiot.

Receiving too much information in an instant, Wang Ping'an's simple brain was a little painful, he covered his head and screamed, and suddenly woke up from his dream.

Who am I, where am I, and what happened?

Wang Ping'an sat up and looked around blankly, with green mountains in the distance and green water nearby, a set of homemade simple fishing tackle without hooks in front of him, and a poor and dilapidated village behind him.

He wiped the saliva that flowed out of his dream, and was stunned for a long time before he muttered extremely dissatisfied: "Ben Xian has become a fool?

Looking up at the sky, the sky was full of white clouds and a warm breeze, and there was no response.

Looking down at the ground, there was a mess of grass and wild flowers, and a few small insects that could not be named, crawling on top of them.

There is no superfluous explanation at all? Which immortal was reincarnated in the world, didn't he live a chic life, and when it was his turn, how did the script change?

Woohoo!

A big yellow dog, running from the village, was even more excited after seeing Wang Ping'an's figure, and its tail swayed wildly, like a big windmill.

Due to the excessive speed, he pounced from behind and almost knocked Wang Ping'an into the ditch.

"Silly sparrow, do you want to kill Lao Tzu and inherit Lao Tzu's property?" Wang Ping'an's speech was slurred, and he had a big tongue, and he was a fool's tone when he heard it.

This is a physical reason, and even if the soul recovers, it will be difficult to change some habitual characteristics of the body for a while.

For example, he speaks with a big tongue, drools when he sees delicious food, and walks in a somewhat swaying posture.

The name of the big yellow dog is Sparrow, and it doesn't care what Wang Ping'an says, after knocking him down, he licks his face with his tongue to show his intimacy and enthusiasm.

"Get out, I can't eat it, don't lick my face, wait for me to catch a fish and make lunch for you." Wang Ping'an said, pulling up the fishing tackle made of bamboo rods.

There is only a rope tied to it, no hooks, no bait, and no buoys.

The sparrow widened the dog's eyes, staring at Wang Ping'an like a fool, and the look seemed to say, as long as your equipment can catch fish, the dog master will give you a raw meal on the spot.

Wang Ping'an was a little embarrassed by the dog, and he clearly remembered that he tied a piece of gluten to the rope, why was there no one? The fish in this ditch was too cunning to bully a fool...... Phew, I'm not stupid anymore.

Thinking of this, Wang Ping'an was already a little angry, and felt deeply ashamed of his behavior and habits.

Lying on the grass with his back to the sky, he tugged at the sparrow's ears and told him to be honest. This is a native dog, only raised two years ago, in the middle of puberty, very lively.

It is precisely because it is too lively, usually whining, chirping, and annoying like a sparrow, so it was given such a name.

The sparrow was very smart, and when he saw that Wang Ping'an was not interested in making trouble with him, he lay on the side and learned his posture, with his belly facing the sky, his limbs curled up, and basking in the sun.

At this time, from the direction of the village, two people came, a man and a woman.

The man is Wang Deli, the village party secretary, in his forties, with a big belly, a blessed face, and when he speaks, he always squints his eyes and smiles, like Maitreya, very festive.

"Commissioner Qian, the young man in front of me is Wang Ping'an, his dog is smarter than him, and he took us to find him at once, haha. ”

The woman was about twenty years old, with snow-white skin, delicate and beautiful facial features, wearing a short official skirt, revealing her two beautiful legs.

She is a poverty alleviation commissioner sent by the town, and she needs to register the information of some poor households and special people.

Wang Ping'an is a well-known fool in the village, not only with intellectual disabilities, but also with some mental disabilities, and has a record of hurting people.

After the appraisal of the authority of the Provincial Psychiatric Hospital, he was issued a certificate of mental illness level 3, which belongs to the certified mentally disabled person and enjoys state subsidized care.

Because of this, Qian Duoduo, as a poverty alleviation commissioner, after registering the situation of Wang Ping'an's family, he had to take a look at himself and take a few photos before he could complete the registration of the information.

"He looks so handsome, he's a fool, and he's mentally ill, I don't think so!" Qian Duoduo, who was more than ten meters away and had excellent eyes, looked carefully at Wang Ping'an lying on the grass, and his eyes were about to turn into a little heart.

"Stupid or not, try it and you'll know. "Wang Deli, the village party secretary, usually hates the women in the village to show a to Wang Ping'an, he is a fool, why does he attract the attention of women?

He is such a handsome and successful man, why doesn't anyone take a few more looks?

"Wang Zhishu, how do you try?" Qian Duoduo restrained his strange gaze and showed curiosity.

Wang Deli took out his wallet, took out a one-yuan and a five-yuan banknote, walked to Wang Ping'an's side, and shouted: "Second fool, don't sleep, let's play a game." Which of these two coins do you think has a big face value, you can take whichever one, okay?"

"You are the second fool, your whole family is the second fool, such a childish game, I don't play it!" Wang Ping'an rolled his eyes and glared at the village party secretary with disdain, I am a fool of this goods?

"This kid, you're stupid again, in terms of seniority, you should call me uncle, how can you speak?" The village party secretary was a little embarrassed, and glanced at Qian Duoduo, who was approaching.

"You are Wang Ping'an? Such an interesting game, why don't you play it?" Qian Duoduo walked up to Wang Ping'an, bent over, and asked softly with a kind and kind smile.

Wang Ping'an was a little curious when he heard this soft and pleasant tone, unlike the local dialect in the town.

Looking up, he saw a pair of white slender thighs, and he could even directly see the scenery in the skirt, and his saliva came out instantly.

"Hehe, it's so good-looking, it's so beautiful. Wang Ping'an drooled and habitually expressed his inner feelings.

"Thanks for the compliment, I also think I look good. ”

Qian Duoduo is an upright girl, her cheeks are crimson, and she accepts Wang Ping'an's praise with shame, and she doesn't notice that she is gone.

Wang Ping'an felt very desperate, how could his dignified reincarnated immortal be affected by the behavior and habits of fools, his eyes widened, and he told himself solemnly that he must not look at the young lady who is gone.

"You two are enough, right? Can you still play the game properly?" The village party secretary's hands were about to sore, and he found that the two of them were eyebrow-raising, and they actually hung themselves aside.

If all the fools in the world are like Wang Ping'an, normal people can't live anymore? Drooling can make beautiful women blushing and heartbeating? Is there still heavenly reason?

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