Chapter 344: Laughing, Laughing (13th Burst)
It's still the familiar icon of 'Spark Film and Television'.
The cute little gorilla on the screen also made Bai Yuhan laugh: "Senior Lin Chen's creativity is really full." ”
Wang Bing didn't make a sound.
The rest of the people in the cinema were also quite quiet.
Yes, Bai Yuhan was also silent.
Hush.
Don't make a sound when watching the movie.
At the beginning of the feature film, I only saw that it was in a private room, and Bai Yunzhan, who was wearing formal clothes, was eating with a fork.
The camera in turn shows the three men opposite him.
"Knowing you makes me believe that everything is the arrangement of fate, and perhaps God has long been destined to lead us through the darkness, and now I want to say that. ”
Bai Yunzhan said very seriously: "What kind of sin did I create in my last life......
This contrast also caused the theater to laugh out loud.
"Interesting. ”
Bai Yuhan also sat up slightly, but when he saw Bai Yunzhan's next sentence, he also laughed.
"At present, after Xinghuo Film and Television launched the animation "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf", the national animation market is hot, and you actually showed me such sales performance, your IQ is really refreshing. ”
Bai Yunzhan began to speak venomously.
Bai Yuhan hadn't seen this movie before.
Therefore, he didn't know that Lin Chen was interspersed with hard bread in the movie, and it was interspersed so smoothly.
"Pleasant Goat??"
"Huh??Isn't this the song "If You Want to Marry, Marry the Big Big Wolf" that Liao Qing sang before??"
"Those two anime toys don't look very good. ”
"It's okay. ”
......
There were a lot of people around talking about it.
The movie continues.
"Xiao Zhang, you are still making progress this year, you were mentally handicapped last year, and today you are promoted to stupidity. ”
"And about you, I have always felt that there are two kinds of people in the world who are the most attractive, one is the kind of person who is very beautiful, and the other is you, thank you for making me realize that it is a truth that hair is long and short. ”
With this translation, the image of a boss with a poisonous tongue and harsh words also stood up.
Later, an introduction was also made on the screen.
Name: Li Chenggong.
Nickname: Big Big Wolf.
Occupation: CEO of United Doll Culture Group.
Immediately after the screen turned, Niu Geng, dressed as a milkman, appeared.
"Compared with previous years, this year's Spring Festival will come earlier, and it is difficult to find an old train ticket......
It turned out that Niu Geng was watching TV.
The TV showed the picture of the Spring Festival.
This plot also touched many people in the movie theater a little.
Truly.
It's so hard to buy tickets when it comes to the Spring Festival.
"Don't look at it, I want to go home for the New Year this year, hmph, it's definitely no fun. ”
With this sentence, the camera was given to a middle-aged man on the table next to him.
"You say whether you can go back or not, isn't it all up to us. ”
Niu Geng said in his hometown: "You see, the main thing is to ask for this salary. ”
Later, everyone understood.
It turned out that this middle-aged man was the owner of a dairy factory.
He is a typical owner who does not pay the wages of migrant workers.
The angry Niu Geng took a fork and molested the boss to give money.
It's a pity that the boss took out a bunch of IOUs: "I really don't have any money, you have the ability to go by yourself." ”
Here's another laugh.
The picture turned, and the three milkmen looked at Niu Geng.
The cow meows behind it.
"What to Changsha, what does it mean, what Jia, what is it, what is written. ”
Niu Geng was obviously illiterate, and he looked at the IOU with an annoyed expression.
The little fat man on the other side was a little puzzled and said: "I don't understand, why do you have to ask for this Changsha one, that one in Chengdu is worth 80,000 yuan." ”
"What??"
Niu Geng's eyes widened and said: "How much does the boss owe us in total, the four of us add up to only 20,000 yuan, and you want 80,000 yuan with others, what have we done." ”
This sentence also shows Niu Geng's kindness and honesty.
"Let me tell you, people can be kind without measuring their own strength. ”
Niu Geng said seriously.
At this time, his introduction was also played on the screen.
Name: Niu Geng.
Nickname: Cow Egg.
Occupation: Senior milking worker of Happy Milk Factory.
The screen cuts to the crane machine again.
Toys such as Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, and Big Big Wolf appeared in front of the audience.
Meili took out a doll at this time and said with a smile: "Give it to your daughter." ”
Li Chenggong kissed this beautiful bite.
"Don't go home for the New Year this year, stay here with me, you can call and tell your wife about the divorce." ”
With the beautiful flip of words, the audience is also abrupt.
"Nima, this is a junior. ”
"I'll go, why does this sister look so familiar??"
"Wanyu, Lin Wanyu in "Love Apartment", and the previous song was also sung by her. ”
"That's right, good boy, this is fucking interesting, Lin Wanyu came here to be a junior. ”
......
The audience was full of discussions.
At this time, along with the picture on the train station, the four big characters of 'people are embarrassed' also appeared.
"The movie has just begun??"
Yu Linsheng was stunned, but with these 4 minutes of situation, Yu Linsheng felt that this movie should be called Li Chenggong and Niu Dan next.
He wanted to see how Lin Chen was going to make it up.
Shishi Airport.
On the twenty-eighth day of the Lunar New Year, in the afternoon.
It is 1228.8 kilometers away from Changsha.
When this picture was played in the movie, Bai Yuhan, the people in the theater, suddenly made an uproar.
"Nima, it was actually filmed in our village. ”
"No, I haven't heard of us coming here for filming. ”
"Haha, laughing pee, it seems that we are right to support it. ”
"yes, it was filmed here with us. ”
"Interesting, I'm going to see what happens next. ”
That's identity.
Although the housing prices of our 'International Village' are high, the air quality is poor, and the consumption is average, everyone still has a high sense of identity with their city.
One look is here at our international village.
It must have been quite exciting.
At the airport, Li Chenggong was very angry because the ticket he bought was not first-class.
"I'm sorry sir, you booked an economy class ticket. ”
"If you look at it again, will it be business class?"
"Sorry sir, it's an economy class ticket. ”
"Can I add money?"
"Sorry sir, first class and business class are full. ”
"That's giving me a window seat. ”
"I'm sorry sir, but this is for first class, and economy class is on that side. ”
With the finger of the young lady's hand, everyone saw the long queue.
It's kind of shocking.
At the same time, many people also feel abrupt.
It's fucking a different service than it costs.
Li Chenggong, who was a little helpless, began to line up on the side of the economy class.
Cow Dan carried a large bag and a bucket of milk, smiling quite brightly.
"Sir, I see that you have a lot of luggage, and it is better to check it in. ”
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm energetic, I can carry it. ”
"Okay, here's your plane ticket. ”
"Is this to Changsha?"
"This is to Changsha. ”
"So am I standing or taking a ticket?"
"The planes are all tickets. ”
"Thank you, you're gone. ”
Niu Dan was about to leave with his things, and Li Chenggong also said to the customer service with a sigh of relief: "Li Chenggong." ”
"Where's the platform?"
Suddenly, Niu Dan came back and asked.
"Young man, young man, this is the airport, there is no platform, take your registration card and ID card, see if you have not, go to the security check first. ”
Li Chenggong patted the cow egg a little helplessly and said: "Na, registration gate 2B, seat number 13C, go, goodbye." ”
"Brother, how are you going to go with this 2B?"
"Go through the security check first, and after the security check, you will find 2b. ”
"Thank you. ”
Niu Dan left happily, and as for Li Chenggong, he sighed helplessly with a look of disgust.
After seeing this.
The audience's mood is almost up.
"I'm laughing to death, Nima, it's a 2B. ”
"I'm going to go, it's interesting, it's so interesting. ”
"Haha, cow eggs are really stupid. ”
"yes, I think cow eggs are stupid enough. ”
......
At this time, in the discussion, Yu Linsheng also wrote in his notebook while watching the movie: "The broadcast started for 6 minutes, there were many stalks, the laughter was intensive, and the audience laughed 3 times, but there was no big laugh." ”
At this time, the picture once again turned to the cow egg who was passing the security check.
"You don't let me bring this, you don't let me bring this, you still let me check in these luggage, okay, I promise you that I will check it in later, but why don't I bring this bottle of milk??"
Niu Dan was crackling with the pot and knife, and he looked quite angry.
The security inspector patiently explained: "Sorry sir, according to the regulations of the Civil Aviation Administration, liquids cannot be brought on the plane. ”
"We take the train and let these go, and take the plane for the ......"
"I'm sorry, this really can't be brought on the plane, if you insist on taking it on the plane, then you can go down with your kitchen knife to check it in, or you can drink it now, sir, please pack these things up, hurry down and check in, there are still many passengers behind you to go through the security check, okay?"
When the security inspector said this, the expression on Niu Dan's face was slightly solemn, and he looked straight at the security inspector.
The camera was given to Li Chenggong in the back.
Immediately afterwards, the camera turned back and forth between Niu Geng, the security inspector, and Li Chenggong.
Of course, there are other travelers.
After a few seconds of silence, Niu Geng directly opened the bottle of milk.
Drink.
In one breath, Niu Geng drank it without changing it at all.
The security officer was stunned.
Li Chenggong was also stunned.
Other passers-by also stared blankly at Niu Geng.
Niu Geng's drink overflowed a little from his mouth.
The security inspector's expression was slightly shocked, and Li Chenggong was also incredulous.
Drink it out.
The cow egg also had a burp after drinking.
"Talent. ”
Li Chenggong's words also said what the audience thought.
The hustle and bustle in the theater reached its maximum at this time.
"Holy shit, Nima, this isn't a fucking human. ”
"This bucket of milk, just drank it in one go???"
"I'll go, I can't believe it, Nima, what can I say???"
"Laughing pee, haha, Niu Dan is really suitable for such a role. ”
"Honest and fucking cruel to himself, I guess he thinks the security inspector is mocking him, so he must drink the milk. ”
......
The crowd was discussing.
As for Yu Linsheng, he also wrote in this book: "The first small climax, the audience laughed. ”
Not to mention later on the plane.
As the first time to take a plane, Niu Dan is full of jokes, and it is a coincidence that he and Li Chenggong sat together.
"I see. ”
Yu Linsheng nodded lightly.
He finally understood how this Lin Chen was going to be arranged.
Needless to say later.
The cow egg was so airsick that I wanted to vomit.
"Haha, it's a little disgusting to look at the milk, drink a big bucket of milk and want to vomit. ”
"It's not just disgusting, just look at Li Chenggong's appearance. ”
"Yes, but I think it's kind of funny. This Li Chenggong and Niu Dan are really a comedic conflict. ”
"It's really a comedic conflict, it's up to you to play it out next. ”
"Look, it's pretty good so far, anyway. ”
......
It's been 10 minutes since it started.
The current plot is considered successful from Yu Linsheng's point of view, and it has retained the hearts of the audience.
Pretty good.
On the other side, Bai Yuhan from the Shishi Cinema smiled at his daughter-in-law and said, "What's wrong, I'm right, this movie is a comedy New Year's film, how can Lin Chen, who is a big Chinese New Year, make the plot abused?"
Wang Bing also smiled: "That's right, it's quite okay." ”
At this time, the cow egg in the movie was about to lose it, and he said: "I want the plane to stop for a while, I don't want to do it." ”
"Can a plane stop in the sky?"
Li Chenggong explained.
"How can I stop then?"
"If you cancel your flight, you won't fly. ”
"Then you let him cancel it. ”
"The plane is already flying in the sky, how can I cancel the flight?"
"Then why do people say that the plane can't take off?"
"It was foggy and snowy. ”
"If only we could get into a foggy day. ”
Niu Dan said helplessly while holding his schoolbag.
"When it encounters foggy days, the plane won't fly,"
Li Chenggong looked at the cow eggs like a fool.
Drip.
A few seconds later, the plane sounded the message: "Passengers, I just got the news, due to the heavy snow at Changsha Airport, the airport is closed, and the plane cannot land, and now the plane is ready to return, please get ready." ”
Li Chenggong's face was very entangled, but the cow on the side laughed: "So can we go back??"
"Crow's beak!"
Li Chenggong looked at the fool next to him and didn't know what to say.
In the theater, Wang Bing couldn't help laughing: "Haha, this Niu Geng is really a crow's mouth, and this is too stupid, he really let the plane return." ”
"yes, it's a bit funny. ”
Bai Yuhan looked at his wife and laughed, he was also happy.
The effect was achieved.
If you can make your daughter-in-law happy, then today will not be in vain.
As for the people in the theater laughing even more exaggeratedly, they even writhed and laughed sharply: "Laughing to death, laughing to death, ah, no, Dad is going to die." ”
A fat man next to him said angrily: "If you don't whisper, I don't know if your father will die, but you will definitely die."