Chapter 345: Demon Reform, Crow's Mouth (14 Explosions)
Go on.
The next scene made some viewers feel the same way.
Li Ming is one of them.
Unlike people who enter in pairs, Li Ming came to watch the movie alone.
He is also a single dog.
Of course, if you find someone to watch the movie with, you can also find someone.
But it's all friends.
You said.
Is it more embarrassing for two older men to watch a movie together than to watch it alone?
Besides, Li Ming likes to watch movies alone.
Enjoy it.
He once flew once, but was forced to return during the Chinese New Year due to heavy snowfall.
The situation at that time was similar to that in the movie.
The crowd roared like a vegetable market.
Continue watching the movie again.
Li Chenggong was on the phone: "Then listen up, you go get a train ticket now, go straight to Changsha's soft sleeper, be smart, be smart, be reliable, take a little heart, okay?"
The screen turns.
Li Chenggong was a little angry with a train ticket: "Hard seat?,"
"It's the Spring Festival, and I got a lot of connections to buy this train ticket. ”
"Hard... Hard seat??"
"This carriage is additional, and the time you have to call me is too short. ”
The man who helped Li Chenggong buy the ticket explained helplessly.
The screen turns.
Shishi Railway Station.
On the twenty-eighth day of the Lunar New Year, at noon.
It is 1280.8 kilometers away from Changsha.
The train station is crowded with people, and this scene is no stranger to anyone who goes home for the New Year and takes the train.
When Li Chenggong was on the phone, Nana and Malaysia also appeared.
"I went, it turned out to be a !! of Badam"
"Badam, my youth. ”
"Yes, I really didn't expect it to be Badam. ”
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When they saw the character of Malaysia appear, some viewers who like basketball also exclaimed.
Think about how many years have been in the NBA and in the basketball team that year.
Where did the time go?
Everyone was slightly touched.
The next scene of the movie rushing to take the train is also very perfect, showing everyone what is called 'Spring Festival'.
That's true.
A sea of people.
It's a coincidence.
On the train, Li Chenggong bumped into Niu Dan again.
"Hey, boss. ”
Niu Dan said in surprise: "Why did you come here?"
Li Chenggong said: "Take your pot and find your seat." ”
"I'm sorry. ”
Niu Dan hurriedly apologized.
Later there was an oolong.
Niu Dan's ticket turned out to be the same as Li Chenggong's ticket.
The two got into an argument, and then the police showed up.
"Isn't it just to make up the ticket, okay, I'll make up the ticket. ”
Li Chenggong reluctantly made up the ticket, and then told Niu Dan to shut up: "I have already bought two tickets, now you shut up, I sit, you stand." ”
"Okay, okay, I'll sit, you stand. ”
"No, you stand and I sit. ”
"You sit, you sit. ”
Niu Dan said the wrong thing one after another, but he still honestly asked Li Chenggong to sit down.
Li Chenggong smiled bitterly.
He felt that he had been unlucky for eight lifetimes.
But this joke also made the theaters laugh.
Yu Linsheng sighed: "Who the fuck said that Zhang Yuqiang's true colors can't play a good role? This role is simply too interesting." ”
Meiling on the side said, "Ah, it's interesting to be such a stupid root?"
"You know what?"
Yu Linsheng shook his head slightly: "Do you think anyone can play a stupid root? And it's only been 15 minutes since the beginning, although this cow egg character looks honest and ugly, but don't you hate him? Don't you hate it, you can see how difficult this role is to play and how successful this Yuqiang is when you look at the smiles of other audiences......
Listening to Yu Linsheng's words, Meiling just wanted to nod, but Yu Linsheng said: "What am I talking to you, you know how to play a ball as an anchor." ”
"You ......"
Meiling was almost choked by Yu Linsheng's words.
Does she think it's a mistake for her to partner with Yu Linsheng?
Forget it, typical straight male cancer.
Make do with a few days first.
After the fifth day of the first month, he returned to the imperial capital.
When the time comes, directly block this king and eight calves.
Thinking about it like this, Meiling was much happier, and she looked at the movie again.
Another comedic scene in the movie was produced.
Li Chenggong, who was sitting in the position, checked how to identify fake tickets on the Internet, and then he was surprised to find a cruel truth.
I bought a fake ticket.
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"Hahaha, everybody give me a smile. ”
"That's right, you really should laugh, Nima, Li Chenggong actually bought a fake ticket??"
"Yes, this is really interesting, it turns out that the ticket of the cow egg is real. ”
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The audience thought it was quite interesting.
This reversal.
Later, Li Chenggong stood up and asked Niu Dan to sit down.
Niu Geng does not sit.
Li Chenggong was angry, let you sit and sit.
"When you go out, you meet nobles. ”
Niu Dan's honest smile after sitting down attracted laughter again.
As for Li Chenggong, he called: "I put up with it when I go out and let me take the economy class, I also put up with it if you let me take the green car, and you still buy a copycat version of the hard seat ticket, okay, you won't have to go to work after the Spring Festival, goodbye." ”
The screen turns.
The train came to the city of Dan.
On the twenty-eighth day of the Lunar New Year, in the afternoon.
It is 1128 miles away from Changsha.
At this time, there were also a lot of fellow villagers on the train.
The accents of Danshi are also different.
There are daimyo fellows.
Speaking of daimyos, many people may not have heard of this small county town, but if I mention one person, you must have heard of it.
Teresa.
That's right.
The daimyo is Teresa Teng's ancestral hometown
Moreover, there are some people in this county who speak with transliteration.
It's like singing.
"Where are you going?"
"Have you eaten?"
......
This turned around and sent a voice on the official account to show you our native dialect.
Cordial.
It's not.
In a cinema in Dan City.
Everyone laughed when they heard that there was a big name on their side.
"Haha, Lin Chen is not a person from our side, and he actually made a big name. ”
"I'll go, Lin Chen won't be a big name. ”
"How is that possible? Lin Chen is not a daimyo, but it is said that he is next to a daimyo. ”
"Oh, I see, but that sounds so fucking funny. ”
......
The audience in this Dan city can understand the native dialect.
But the rest of the people didn't understand it.
Fortunately, there are subtitles.
And that's just a few words.
Because there were many people getting off the bus, the place was much empty all of a sudden.
Next, there are three sisters.
Here, Lin Chen set up a person for these three sisters.
Anime.
They are all two-dimensional sister papers.
Playing anime.
This trip to Changsha is also to participate in an animation festival.
"What is a two-dimensional dimension?"
The cow egg on the side asked puzzledly.
"How can the second yuan tell you? ”
The slightly beautiful girl paper said: "The second dimension comes from the Japanese word "two-dimensional" (にじげん), which means "two-dimensional", and refers to the characters in animation, games, and other works among Japanese animation lovers. ”
I don't understand.
Then the other sister grinned: "It's right if you don't understand, we are a niche culture." ”
"Don't say that. ”
The third sister shook her head and said: "I believe that the second yuan will gradually become popular, and there will be movies and TV series in this area in the future." ”
......
This is a small magic change to the movie.
Because the character of the handsome guy is gone.
Next up is Malaysia and Nana, who are also going to make their debuts.
At night.
It's time to eat.
"Boss, are you eating??"
Niu Dan stood up and said, "Let's go to the restaurant." ”
"You go, I won't go. ”
Li Chenggong shook his head slightly and said.
On the other hand, the camera was given to Malaysia and Nana.
"Look, that guy is a fat sheep. ”
"That's right, he doesn't look like he has a mobile phone, so you can sell him. ”
"Yes, let's go, let's go first. ”
"Yes, let's go. ”
Dama and Nana followed Niu Dan to the restaurant.
Here Nana is a seductive cow egg, and then on the one hand, she sells him a mobile phone, and on the other hand, she also wants to sell something else.
After drinking a little wine, suddenly the cow egg was also a little dizzy.
When I saw this, the character of Nana was much more three-dimensional.
But it was not liked by the audience.
Because of her character, everyone thinks she is too philistine, just like the scammers who buy mobile phones, chargers, and headphones that everyone encounters at the train station or bus station.
But the next scene made everyone stunned.
"You think I'm so stupid? My mother said that the people who sell mobile phones are liars, and I don't have the money to buy a mobile phone, so I'm sorry. ”
Niu Dan's words made Nana and Malaysia also the same.
Careless.
Nana suddenly smiled: "Okay, I didn't expect you to look honest but a little smart." ”
"That's right, but why don't you go home for the New Year?"
Niu Dan's words suddenly made Nana's face a little embarrassed.
If there is a voiceover at this time.
That is.
Nana.
Microphone for you.
Please tell your story.
This is the first sensationalism of "People in Embarrassment".
"I really didn't expect that Nana and Malaysia would be 20 years apart. ”
"Alas, Nana is also a hard-working person, and the four seas are home. ”
"yes, that's it, all of a sudden I feel like she's a little pathetic. ”
......
Here, the movie performance came, and Lin Chen said before that 'there is true love in the world'.
The sensationalism here is not exaggerated.
Next is the plot showing Li Chenggong and his wife.
The eggs that came back also fell asleep.
"Where's it? ”
Suddenly, a sudden brake woke up the cow egg, and he rubbed his eyes.
Everyone else woke up.
No one knows what's going on anymore.
By this time it was already dawn.
"Why did the car stop, why didn't the car move???
Li Chenggong looked out the window.
"Come, I'll see. ”
The half-squinted cow egg said before he woke up: "The front won't collapse." ”
"Please note that there is a landslide one kilometer ahead of the railway, and the vehicle cannot move forward temporarily, so please sit down and prepare to get off the train. ”
This remark made Niu Dan also turn his head and smile honestly: "Hey, it's really collapsed!"
......
"Poof!"
Li Ming, who had just taken a sip of water, almost squirted out: "Nima, you're too talented." ”
"Haha, laughing to death, this cow egg is simply poisoned milk. ”
"This should be fucking called a god of decay. ”
"That's right, it's indeed possessed by the god of decay. ”
"It's a fucking dizzy bastard, and I'm so happy after this collapse. ”
"Talented, Nima, really talented. ”
It means that he has already laughed and peed. ”
Many viewers around me were also convinced when they watched this movie.
Yu Linsheng, who was far away in a movie theater in another city, looked at his watch.
25 minutes.
So far, "People in Embarrassment" has just been on the air for 25 minutes.
The first 20 minutes of a movie can set the tone.
So far, Lin Chen has done what he advertised.
It's a small-budget movie.
So far, the starring roles of the movie are Zhang Yuqiang and Bai Yunzhan, and the others are all cameos, and the scene is not big, but the real Spring Festival is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
And the two leading actors are static and moving, forming a strong contrast.
Sure enough.
It seems that it is the collision of the two to create a comedic effect,
So far, this comedy is really good.
But if you rely on just two people, how will the story be told?
Will it be weaker?
This is the first reaction of film critics when watching a movie.
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Stone City, Taiyang Cinema.
Bai Yuhan nodded secretly when he listened to the laughter around him.
The movie is stable.
It's still senior Lin Chen.
What kind of movie is this, what kind of movie is hot.
At this time, Bai Yuhan thought more.
His book is coming to an end.
It's time to write a new book.
Suddenly, Bai Yuhan had a bold idea.
How about having Lin Chen as the main character?
The beginning of the story begins at the graduation ceremony.
Of course, because Bai Yuhan has never been able to portray women, his book was scolded because he broke up with his girlfriend at the beginning and wrote it not very well.
The scolding is still wordless.
A wave of people said that he was a straight man with cancer, and his girlfriend broke up with someone if he didn't have a green him.
A wave of people said that he was a green hat, and his girlfriend must have greened him.
The new book Bai Yuhan has already decided, to kill not to write about women.
I don't write about women anymore in my life.
His new book is hitting the street, even if he doesn't give a reward, even if the editor doesn't recommend it, he definitely doesn't write about women.
Right.
Unless there is a Million League.
Otherwise, kill and don't write about women.
The new title of the book is "Entertainment Xiaobai".
And you can borrow the popularity of "People in Embarrassment".
Thinking about it this way, Bai Yuhan paid more attention to the movie, and even his wife Wang Bing on the side couldn't take care of it.
Fuck the wife.
How can there be code words important.
Moving on to the movies.
"Ran into a crow's beak, follow me all the way. ”
After getting off the train, Li Chenggong also caused the audience to laugh when he talked to his daughter-in-law on the phone.
"Haha, it's fun to look at the cow balls. ”
"I think Zhang Yuqiang is quite suitable for playing such a stupid role. ”
"Yes, I think so too. ”
"Laughing pee, damn it, I suddenly became a fan of Yuqiang. ”
"I also feel like I'm going to be a fan of Yuqiang. ”
"Damn, you guys are so bad, don't you want to see how hard Bai Yun is possessed?"
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Countless viewers think that the cow egg played by Zhang Yuqiang is really interesting.
Such a crow's mouth.
At this point, the screen turns.
Guangshui.
Morning of the twenty-ninth day of the Lunar New Year.
It is 489.1 kilometers away from Changsha.
Seeing this scene again, many people currently have one idea in their hearts.
Will there be another accident?
Yu Linsheng said affirmatively: "There will definitely be an accident, so you can see what is going on." ”
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(Later, I'll finish writing this plot today, so please support me.) )