Chapter 544: Kill the Past and Kill the Dog (Five More Requests for a Monthly Pass)
Guanyin listened to the pain of Sun Xiaokong's explanation, and her face was also confused.
But you can still get a general idea.
After thinking about it, Guanyin asked again: "Then what level of pain is the tightening spell you are talking about?"
Sun Xiaokong said with a serious face: "Extraordinarily painful - egg pain." β
"It's the kind of pain that men have, it's extraordinary. β
Guanyin: Bananas, you stinky chop!
Guanyin really admires Sun Xiaokong, not only can act and pretend, but also can talk nonsense seriously.
If he hadn't deliberately recited the wrong mantra, he would have been fooled by this dead monkey again.
At this time, Guanyin suddenly showed a smile on his face and said, "It's a showdown, in fact, I was lying to you just now." β
"I just recited the ordinary scriptures, not the mantra at all. β
"And when I first came, I chanted the spell and found out that the hoop on your head was fake, so I did it on purpose later, understand?"
Guanyin was very happy in her heart at this time, and she didn't care about the truth or falsehood of the hoop, but she said it herself.
Doesn't that mean that he played Sun Xiaokong, and Sun Xiaokong acted alone for a long time?
Guanyin: I just see where you put your old face, and it depends on whether you are embarrassed or not!
Sun Xiaokong: As long as I'm not embarrassed, you're the one who is embarrassed.
Of course, Guanyin thought that he was playing Sun Xiaokong.
However...
Sun Xiaokong already knew that it was fake just now, and when a few fragments arrived, he didn't need to think about it with his toes, and he knew that it was the anti-routine of the Tightening Mantra that had taken effect.
So, Guanyin was disappointed.
Sun Xiaokong not only did not have a trace of embarrassment on his face, but also said happily: "Haha, it's not a coincidence." β
"I also found out just now that you found out that the hoop on my head is fake, and then I deliberately pretended to do so. β
"Later, I did it on purpose, understand?"
"Poof..."
After speaking, Sun Xiaokong couldn't help but laugh directly.
At that moment, Guanyin's face was wonderful.
There was a burst of green and a burst of green, and finally his face darkened.
Your uncle's!
This dead monkey is just too hateful, isn't it?
It's going to make people angry to death.
Wow!
Looking at Guanyin's appearance, Sun Xiaokong covered his stomach with a smile.
You think you're tricking me?
Think too much about you!
Drip!
"The anti-routine is successful, and you get: Fragments of the Law of Force. β
"Hahahaha..."
Hearing the reward of the system, Sun Xiaokong was happy!
Oh β exciting!
It's so fun, this wave actually made several fragments, and if you come to a few, you are about to break through the quasi-saint.
Wowhaha!
This Guanyin is really her own lucky star, and the rewards squeezed out of her are really a lot!
It's so cool!
At this time, Guanyin said that he was going to surrender.
I don't know how to say it, Guanyin is convinced.
If you run into Sun Xiaokong, you won't be pleased, no matter how good or bad, anyway, if you run into Sun Xiaokong, it won't be good.
Anyway, this wave of calamity, oh yes, not only this calamity, but also the previous calamity, is also a complete calf.
After thinking about it, Guanyin was a little curious and said:
"May I ask how the hoops on your head were removed?"
"Or rather, when did you take it off?"
Guanyin asked this, and the immortals and Buddhas of the Three Realms at this moment also paid attention to them one by one and listened carefully.
Especially the immortals in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall are also very curious about when Sun Xiaokong took off the hoop.
Rulai is even more curious, which old shameless goods are helping Sun Xiaokong?
Sun Xiaokong scratched his head and said a little embarrassed: "Actually, I still think it's better if you don't listen." β
"What do you mean?" Guanyin said with some confusion.
Sun Xiaokong smiled evilly: "I'm afraid that if you listen to it, you won't be able to stand it." β
What?
Guanyin was stunned for a while, what the hell I can't stand when I hear it?
Do you drive, little brother?
After thinking about it, Guanyin replied with a serious face: "You just talk about it." β
In this regard, Guanyin said that if he can't stand it, he can't stand it, and he has already let it go.
I washed my hands in a golden basin, what bullshit calamity is not calamity, it doesn't matter if I learn from experience or not.
Of course, Sun Xiaokong means that he is afraid that he will not be able to stand it.
I saw Sun Xiaokong with a wicked smile on his face, and said, "I'll tell you yourself, don't spread the word!"
"Actually, when I was in that small world, I didn't have any memory loss at all, and my cultivation was still there. β
"Then if you come and take me away, I know it's him. β
"Rulai, Randen, Maitreya Buddha, just the three of them, can they seal my cultivation and memory?"
"It's impossible, they're not going to drop!"
"So, I started with... From beginning to end, it was all pretended, and it was bought with this tight hoop on the head, fake, and spelled for night. β
"Really, I used it to trap a six-eared macaque..."
Seeing Sun Xiaokong talking, he took off the tight hoop on his head and folded it with his hand...
Bang!
A very crisp voice rang out.
I was looking at the hoop that had been broken by Sun Xiaokong.
"Fight the sunset, imitate one to one. Although the quality is average, the price is really cheap. β
Drip!
"The anti-routine is successful, and you get: Fragment of the Law of ForceΓ5. β
No way!
Sun Xiaokong is stupid, so exciting?
This guy, if Sun Xiaokong hadn't known that the Three Realms were watching him, he would... If you can't help but be excited, kiss Guanyin.
It's so showy.
Five law fragments!
Two more, and the breakthrough is quasi-saint.
Mom sells batches!
Who else???
As Sun Xiaokong's last sentence "It's really cheap" was finished, Guanyin was stupid.
"From... Installed from the beginning?"
"No amnesia... Xiuwei has not been sealed, and the hoop is also fake... I... Hello me... I want to strangle you!"
To be honest, after listening to Sun Xiaokong's words, even Guanyin, who washed his hands in a golden basin, couldn't help but want to kill Sun Xiaokong.
Isn't that too much?
What's so special!!
The Three Realms have all been played by Sun Xiaokong!
What do you have to say, anyway, Guanyin not only wants to strangle Sun Xiaokong at this time, but also admires Sun Xiaokong very much.
It's too good to act, right?
Played the Three Realms!
Fear... All the immortals and Buddhas in the Three Realms were deceived by Sun Xiaokong, and even the quasi-saints were no exception.
It's really a heifer riding a rocket, and it's awesome.
Guanyin can barely stand it.
But!
If you come to the mountain on Lingshan, you can't stand it.
c Your uncle's Sun Xiaokong!
Why are you looking for death?
I'm not afraid of death, am I?
We'll push your lungs, pounce on you, and throw your mother hehe!
Na... Now the people on the entire Lingshan Mountain have gloomy faces, excessively... It's too much.
I really can't help it.
I really want to go and kill Sun Xiaokong, a dog thief, together.
Ran Deng looked at Rulai and asked, "Can you bear this?"
"It's like this anyway, why don't we go and slaughter this dead monkey now?"
Maitreya Buddha also nodded and said:
"Yes, kill this dead monkey, learn from the scriptures, let the six-eared macaque take his place, just do it, if it doesn't work, pull it down. β
"I really can't swallow that. β
Buddhas and Bodhisattvas: Kill the dog and kill the dog