Chapter 543: As long as I'm not embarrassed (four more ask for a monthly pass)
The most important thing is.
The Jade Emperor suddenly remembered that Sun Xiaokong was fighting with Kong Xuan not long ago.
and also appeared in front of him, but he didn't even find out that Sun Xiaokong's hoop was fake.
That's awesome.
Sun Xiaokong didn't react at this time, what kind of trouble Guanyin was making.
"Why are you weird today?"
"What's the matter with you?"
Sun Xiaokong looked at Guanyin and asked.
Guanyin pursed his lips and replied: "Okay, then I'll say, when did you take off your hoop, and who took it off for you?"
it?
Sun Xiaokong was stunned.
No, Sun Xiaokong also understood, so he said that he had received two law fragments just now.
It turned out that Guanyin recited the mantra, which caused him to get the law fragments one after another.
This is the most lethal invisible anti-routine?
Thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong asked with a serious face:
"You said you just recited the Tightening Mantra?"
"But I didn't hear it, or you... You're trying. ”
Guanyin listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and was also a kind of stunned.
Try it yourself?
Thinking about it, I recited the mantra again...
The secret art of water kills - three sounds of water.
Sun Xiaokong saw what Guanyin was thinking, and the whole person suddenly fell back to the ground.
"Ahh Forehead... Oh..."
"Well... It's so tight... The head is so tight... It hurts..."
This guy, Sun Xiaokong began to lie on the ground and roll back and forth, and his mouth kept moaning in pain.
Guanyin was also stunned for a while.
What the hell?
Wasn't that spell of restraint ineffective?
Why did you start rolling in pain again?
What the hell are you doing???
Rulai and the others on Lingshan were also confused.
This monkey...
This dead monkey, it's pretended, right?
Guanyin's two recitations of the mantra are exactly the same, why didn't the previous paragraph react, and the latter part reacted?
Sun Xiaokong: The network is not good, there is a delay.
In the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
The immortals are also confused, they can't understand!
The Jade Emperor admired it in his heart, this Sun Aiqing's acting skills are definitely at the level of a god.
Awesome my emptiness.
I have to say that Sun Xiaokong's operation made the Jade Emperor also happy.
In other words, don't you think Guanyin is stupid?
No, Guanyin is not stupid at all, but she knows it very well in her heart.
At this moment, Guanyin stopped chanting.
Sun Xiaokong also got up from the ground, with a serious face... Said angrily: "Are you crazy?"
"Recite the mantra well, the people who read it... Head... It hurts!"
Guanyin looked at Sun Xiaokong, his face did not change, but he read it again.
This time, Guanyin was not reciting a mantra, but an ordinary Buddhist scripture.
Sun Xiaokong looked at it, oh, I'll go!
You're excited, aren't you?
Again?
Boom!
I saw Sun Xiaokong fall to the ground violently, and then began to bow and twitch.
"No... Don't..."
"Don't... I read it, it hurts... It hurts..."
Drip!
"The anti-routine is successful, and you get: Fragments of the Law of Force. ”
Sun Xiaokong: ???
Guanyin: Damn, I just know that you dead monkey is pretending.
This guy, Guanyin's face is wonderful.
looked at Sun Xiaokong and moved his mouth, he really didn't know how to complain.
It's too much!
It's too much.
I see...
I'm afraid this dead monkey has been wearing a fake hoop for a long time.
It's no wonder that Sun Xiaokong would have a headache only every time he read it out loud before.
The co-author is, if you don't read it out loud, this dead monkey can't hear it, you don't know what you're doing, and then you can't pretend...
"Heh..."
This time, Guanyin was all happy by Sun Xiaokong.
On the Spirit Mountain.
Rulai and the others turned dark.
Mom, a dead monkey who sells batches!
It's too much, you're not human!
Actually... You've deceived everyone for so long, you're really not a person.
That's it.
Rulai sighed heavily, and didn't play anymore.
The hoop is fake, then...
The catastrophe prepared for Tang Sanzang this time was in vain, and nothing could be done.
Tyre!
In the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
Jade Emperor Le laughed.
"Hahaha..."
"I'll just say, how can this Sun Xiaokong monkey spirit monkey spirit honestly wear a tight hoop, it turns out that it was fake early in the morning. ”
"It's so interesting, now it's all discovered by Guanyin, Sun Xiaokong hasn't noticed it yet, and he's still pretending..."
"Just an ordinary scripture pretends to be so painful..."
In this regard, the Jade Emperor said, you...
But as long as you have nothing to do and read two scriptures, you will be able to distinguish them, and the one that Guanyin recites is an ordinary scripture, and it will not be exposed.
Now it's okay, isn't it?
Sun Xiaokong: As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed.
The immortals were also happy for a while.
Ninety percent of them can distinguish the scripture that Guanyin just recited, that is, the ordinary scripture of Lingshan, which is a monk.
Although all the immortals are Taoists, they can tell the difference by looking at the two scriptures.
This is enough to prove that Sun Xiaokong's goods really have nothing to do with Buddha and Lingshan.
People don't like this.
To put it simply, Sun Xiaokong is illiterate in the scriptures, except for the sentences "There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south, good and good!" and "Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground." ”
The others are really gone, not only are they gone, but Sun Xiaokong can't tell the scriptures at all, and what the scriptures are recited.
I'll give you an example, everyone doesn't understand Japanese, but when you hear Ya Butterfly, you understand.
But anything other than Ya Yan Butterfly is a sentence of "Kani Wow... Carney is wow. ”
Sun Xiaokong really has never read any scriptures or anything.
So much so that Guanyin stared at Sun Xiaokong directly.
And Sun Xiaokong felt that he didn't act well just now?
Goofs?
In this regard, Sun Xiaokong is also a little puzzled, right?
I am a god-level actor, how can I be a goof?
For a while, looking at the question mark on Sun Xiaokong's face, Guanyin was even more speechless.
Your sister!
Sun Xiaokong: My sister is a monkey sister.
It's like this now, you still haven't figured out what's going on?
You're too... It's annoying, isn't it?
I saw Sun Xiaokong in a serious way:
"Hey, if you have something, you can say something, why do you recite the mantra at every turn, this mantra hurts. ”
"I'll tell you, if you have something in the future, just open your mouth, don't recite any tight mantras, people who hurt... Don't want it. ”
Guan yin:......!
Guanyin really doesn't know what to say now.
It's really Sun Xiaokong's... A serious confused look, the anger is not good.
After thinking about it, Guanyin asked with a serious face, "The Tight Mantra really hurts?"
"How much does it hurt?"
Sun Xiaokong thought about it for a while, and said with a serious face: "I'll introduce you to the pain level." ”
"First-degree unnoticeable pain, such as a mosquito bite. ”
"Grade 2 just noticed pain, such as preparing for surgery after anesthetic. ”
"Grade 3 very weak pain, cut by a knife. ”
"Fourth-degree weak pain, such as being slapped in the face. ”
"Grade 5 mild pain, such as hitting the door or being caught in the door. ”
"Grade 6 moderate pain, such as gastroenteritis and stomach pain caused by unclean diet. ”
"Seventh-level pain, like being beaten with a stick. ”
"Grade 8 severe pain, such as menstrual cramps in women. ”
"Grade 9 is very intense pain, such as neck, shoulder, waist and leg pain, neuralgia. ”
"Grade 10 severe pain, such as a severed finger. ”
"Grade 11 extremely severe pain, such as appendicitis pain and other visceral pain. ”
"Grade 12 unbearable pain, such as pain during childbirth. ”
PS: There is no charge for the extra 197 words in this chapter, so don't say I water.