Chapter 109 Su Chen was trained four and one, and suddenly woke up to not be a straight man
After Su Chen had some understanding, he went back to the dormitory in a daze, and in the 401 dormitory, Li Qiang and the others were waiting for Su Chen to come back.
"Good boy, are you finally willing to come back? why did you come back all of a sudden?"
"What's wrong? Aren't you welcome?"
"We won't welcome you, a person who values sex and ignores friends, have you forgotten us a long time ago? If you have a sister, you forget your brother, I'm sorry, we 401 collectively despise you, we 401 don't welcome you, you go quickly, hurry up!"
"No, I'm going to chase me away as soon as I come back, so you won't leave me for a while. ”
"What are you going to do, are you worthy? Look at yourself, are you worthy? Obviously I said before that we would be a happy single dog together, but you quietly got off the single, and I don't know how many you found, all of them are goddess level that we can't get, you kid is showing off nakedly, all day long you still say that you just want to be low-key, look at you now, are you low-key? Not low-key at all, okay, if you call this low-key, then what are we? Are we waste? Maybe it's not even scum, you kid, it's just too bad, we want to kill you. ”
"I'll go, as for it, brothers, we're still brothers, aren't we?"
"I, who wants to be a brother with you? I didn't think you kid was a good thing before the fight, but now it seems that my judgment is not wrong, and your kid is even more finished than I thought at the beginning, Su Chen, count me wrong, I have seen countless people with these eyes, but I have seen you wrong, you are the only exception, you go, we 401 do not welcome you." ”
"No, as for it, isn't it just a few women, and it can affect the relationship between our brothers, right?"
"There is no affection between us, you go and accompany your woman, don't come to us to ridicule us, you are giving us eye medicine, we 401 don't welcome you, this is a single dog settlement, not you who have a girlfriend can come in. ”
"Oh, where did you all think, they're just friends with me, they're not girlfriends, they're just good little sisters, you all misunderstood us. ”
"Misunderstanding, we want this wonderful misunderstanding too, you know? But you don't give us a chance, I just want to ask, why is it yours every time a beautiful girl comes?
"emm, this ...... I think you should take a mirror and look at it yourself, and when people look in the mirror, they call it looking in the mirror, and when you look at the mirror, the nature of the mirror changes, and the mirror becomes a demon mirror, don't you understand?"
"Damn, Su Chen, you kid doesn't have a long memory, don't you? Song Ming, Zhang Tao, hold him down, let's clean him up. ”
"Eh, don't do it yet, wait for me to say a few words first, you do it first. ”
"What do you want to say, if you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have a fart, let it go, otherwise you won't have a chance in a while. ”
"Ah, okay then, I'll fart first. ”
Just listen to the sound of a body, and the 401st house is full of poisonous gas.
"Damn, Su Chen, what are you doing?"
"Didn't you make me do it? ”
"Song Ming, Zhang Tao, go and open the window, this biochemical weapon is more powerful than our stinky socks, I can't stand it, Su Chen, why are you so ignorant of inspection?"
"You let me put it, blame me?"
"I'm asking you to say it quickly, it's just a metaphor, who made you really fart and smoke to death. ”
"Oh, that's my misunderstanding, mine, mine, now, let's get back to the point, Sparks. ”
"Forever, eh, why did I just follow along?"
"Haha, it seems that you haven't forgotten our 401 slogan, let's take a look at this. ”
I saw Su Chen take off his coat, revealing the clothes inside.
Su Chen was wearing the 401 brand clothes at that time, and the dormitories of the whole school were all the same, but they were the only ones who were unconventional and made such a thing.
Because Zhang Tao is a master of fine arts, and he is also one of the best, his painting ability is very amazing.
The logo he drew is also very unique.
Therefore, 4011 These people are all living treasures, real hammers, good guys, what bulls, ghosts, snakes and gods have come to 401.
"Hey, I said, you can let me go now. ”
"Cut, even if you kid still have a little conscience, and you still know the sign of our 401, then okay, I'll let you go this time, but if there is a next time, our 401 collective will start to criticize you, and you kid will watch it." ”
"Okay, okay, okay, I know, you stinky boys, let's go, brothers, go out and rub a meal, I'll invite you to dinner, let's eat skewers." ”
"Okay, but, I'll treat you, after all, I'm in for a treat, you pay for it, hahahaha. ”
"Cut, I know that I can't count on you boys, go out to eat with me, which time have you paid for it? You white prostitutes, I invite you, okay, hurry up, it's still an old place, Xiaobai barbecue, rub it well today, it's been a long time since we've been together like this, let's not get drunk today." ”
"Okay, don't get drunk, stuff your kid, your kid's small amount of alcohol still wants to drink with the three of us, the three of us take turns to pour you wine, don't want to walk back straight today, you are very good at drinking, I admit it, but you can still drink the three of us alone?"
"That's not accurate, the three of you are all finished drinking wine, you can't drink it after just a few glasses, you drink with me, it's purely looking for death, if you don't believe it, let's try it, let me tell you, I've never been afraid of anyone at the wine table, I'm known as a thousand cups of not drunk, Su Lichen's people, you drink with me, isn't that looking for abuse, believe it or not, I'll drink all three of you!"
"Cut, here again, here again, look, Song Ming, Zhang Tao, he started blowing again. ”
Song Ming and Zhang Tao collectively gave Su Chen a middle finger to express their disdain.
But I won't describe it much, and the two of them will end here, anyway, the two of them are not important, let's focus on Li Qiang.
(Actually, the author can't go down, he doesn't know how these two people should write at all, so Li Qiang is better to write, because Li Qiang often scolds Su Chen, and the two of them quarrel and become a kind of predetermined weird cp, so you think, he still has a great chance to turn over, and when he finally becomes the best popular supporting actor award, how energetic!")
Reader: "Song Ming and Zhang Tao have left their names well, and they are now in front of the protagonist, and the space is still very large, why don't you write it? What's more, Zhang Tao took the trouble to get your 401 logo for you, and you still abandon him, what are your intentions?"
"I'm also very helpless, I also want to write them out, but his strength doesn't allow it, the two of them will go as supporting roles, the supporting role group needs the addition of their two protagonists, they still have a good chance, they have a good chance to become the No.1 of the supporting role group, I believe they can lead the supporting role group to the final victory. ”
"I'm sorry! If you can't write it, you can't write it, and it's so high-sounding, don't find a reason to excuse yourself, you kid, we have already seen through it, take the pass, take the pass, must take the pass. ”
"Hey, don't, don't, I'll write them, write them, okay?"
"Cut, even if you know each other, this is about the same, if you leave me a name in the future, we will shut you down, either leave a name, or don't leave a name, this kind of wonderful character relationship must be written clearly, there can be no omission, it must be clearly distinguished, clear, you don't even write the person who left the name, what else do you want to write, then I advise you to wash and sleep as soon as possible." ”
"Hey, I'm so hard. ”
It's that familiar sentence again, your youth is back.
Su Chen and the others arrived at the familiar small barbecue stall.
What's the most fun thing to do in the Northeast? Big gold chains, small watches, and three small barbecues a day.
If you don't bloom snowflakes and pine forests, that thing can't be small.
"Boss, the old rule is still those dishes, put more chili peppers today, you often don't put chili peppers. ”
"Okay, you young man, you come often, today the boss must take care of you, add two more dishes to you, taste it, these are newly developed new dishes, let you judge whether they are delicious or not, give them to you for free, boneless chicken feet, taste it well, and see how much it should be priced." ”
"Haha, then the boss we accepted it unceremoniously, thank you boss. ”
"Eh, what do you say thank you, you patronize this small barbecue stall all day long, I am already very grateful, it should be me thank you, okay, you wait on the side first, I will bake your share first, and I will bake it for you in a while, you can find a place to sit first." ”
"Okay, the boss is really cheerful, and he likes to talk to people like you. ”
"Alright, young man, I'll invite you this time, you won't have to pay for it, I'll invite you. ”
"Eh, how can it be done, boss? The cost price is more than that, why do you have to protect your capital, don't you? Don't say anything, you take this money, if you want us to come again, then take this money, how can you do it if you don't give money? I can't get over it in conscience, although we know the happiness of white prostitution, but, uncle, you also have to make money to support your family, so you have to take this money anyway, if you don't accept it, you don't give the kid face. ”
"Haha, okay then, let's do it, Uncle will bake you more, it's enough for you to drink." ”
"Okay, remember to put the chili peppers when the time comes, don't forget it again. ”
"Haha, you must put it, you must put it, this time, Uncle will put more for you! But be careful, Uncle This pepper is very spicy. ”
"It's okay, don't be afraid, we can all eat spicy, no spicy food, no spicy food, then it's not called food, it has no soul. ”
"Alas, okay, okay, then Uncle will put more for you, but if it's too spicy, dilute it with water." ”
"Uncle, you roast first, let's go upstairs and sit, and remember to bring a few dozen pine forests up later." ”
"Okay, you go find a place to sit first, and I'll arrange things for you later." ”
"Then it's troublesome uncle. ”
"Don't bother, don't bother, you go sit and stay first, Uncle will bake everything in a while and send it to you." ”
"Okay, uncle, you are busy first, and we won't bother you first. ”
"Go, go. After a few people sat down, they began to criticize Su Chen. ”
"Tell me, tell me honestly, what are you doing with them?"
"They, who are they?"
Su Chen was still pretending to be stupid at this time, and he couldn't hear what they were talking about at all.
"I'll go, don't you kid understand? Who else could it be? The two new goddesses came yesterday, and before we could find a chance, we were already robbed by you, how can you kid know so many beauties? Introduce a few to my brother. ”
"What you think is quite beautiful, besides, we just went out shopping, and we didn't do anything, those two people are really losers, they have been buying, buying, buying, and then buying me a set, which is the one I am wearing, I said I don't want it, I have to buy it, who is it, I really don't know how to save money." ”
"Fourth, you are really a straight man of steel, you don't understand the rules of love at all, you see, you taste it carefully, people call you out to give you a chance, just like every girl, there is a little left when eating, people don't eat is reserved, you see which woman just started to eat so much, and wow! Obviously, I have always loved milk tea, why do I only drink so little after buying milk tea? That's all for you, fourth, you taste, taste, taste, you taste, you don't even hurt her, what does it hurt? Tengger? Men are not lustful, what's good, how are you? You don't even go back to her, so what do you go back? Go back to school? You don't stay up for her all night, what do you boil, do you give Olli? You don't even have the courage to make friends with her, so what are you doing? Are you anxious?"
After carefully recalling what Li Qiang said, Su Chen recalled the previous picture and suddenly woke up.
"That's right! Li Qiang, I didn't expect you kid to have no partner, but the theory of love is quite reliable, it's amazing for you. ”
"Hey, hey, hey, look, look, is this talking about human beings? What do you mean I don't have a partner? You kid doesn't have a backache when you stand and talk, don't you?"
"Hey, look clearly, I'm sitting, don't ask me what zodiac sign I am, I'm sitting on the bench, even if you're black and white, then I'm also sitting on the bench. ”
"Hey, you kid, it's against you, Song Ming, Zhang Tao, hold him down, give me him. ”
That's exactly what I mean. ”
"Oh, what are you doing, what are you doing? It's against you, isn't it? Just the three of you, trying to settle me, I feel like it's enough, even if there are ten more, it's not my opponent. ”
"Ah, I can't stand it, let's take him in quickly, Li Qiang, Song Ming, let's go." ”
"Hey, you three, you're really here! It looks like I haven't cleaned you up for too long, and you all want to rebel, don't you?"
"Don't worry, Song Ming, Zhang Tao, let's take the lead and suppress him, I'll see how he turns over. ”
"Cut, it's up to the three of you, no matter how much you suppress it, I have a way to counteract, the strength of the three of you is completely insufficient, can you do something else? You can't, we're not on the same level, you want to settle me, then I'm enough to choke, idiot dream, aren't you afraid you haven't woken up yet? ”
"Su Chen, your kid's mouth is still as stinky as ever, we really want to fan your mouth open with a big mouth. ”
"If you can do it, then try it, I'll sit in front of you, and you see me like before. ”
"I see your sister, can you kid do it day by day A bit of a serious mentality, you look at your current appearance, like a serious person, who is a serious person?
"I'm not here, who is a serious person, it's generally done by the Sea King, the Sea Emperor does it, lowly, haha. ”
"Cut, I'm greedy for their bodies, I'm honest, you're hungry for their bodies, you're cheap. ”
"Hey, you kid has a set of crooked theories, I really don't want to say anything about you, okay, okay, don't talk about these idle stumbles, I guess the uncle should be roasted. ”
Sure enough, after a while, the uncle brought the roasted things and beer.
"Hurry up and eat, you can't stop your mouth if you eat. ”
"Cut, for the sake of you paying for it today, you are the father of the gold owner, I will let you go today, and I will have the opportunity to criticize you again in the future. ”
"That's good, wow, let's have a good theory at that time, you see I don't spray you all over the skin. ”
"Cut, it's up to you, are you worthy? Ask the one who is worthy of the key, are you worthy? Or ask the street fortune teller, fortune teller for ten yuan at a time, what are you?"
"Hmph, eat, you can't stop eating. ”
"Cut, come on, have two drinks, don't you drink. ”
"Whoever drinks, who is afraid of whom, who is afraid of who, you let the horse come, no matter how many times you drink with me, I will continue, I will not bring the toilet today, whoever goes to the toilet will be grandchildren. ”
"Okay, that's what you said, don't regret it when the time comes, whoever goes to the toilet will be the grandson. ”
"You don't need to go to the toilet at all, so why don't I put some water on you and allow you to go to the toilet?"
"Damn, whoever uses you to release water, no one is allowed to go today, whoever goes to the toilet is a grandson. ”
"Okay, this is what you said, I gave you the opportunity, you don't know it yourself, don't cry when you lose!"
"Joke, the three of us will lose to you alone, you can drink as much as you want, we have three combat power here, and you only have one, the three of us take turns to pour you wine, I see what else you can do." ”
"Oh, then you can try it, I'm not drunk with a thousand glasses, and even if you come ten more, you're no match for me. ”
"Cut, you kid is bragging badly, I see how you actually operate? You want to drink one of the three of us dreaming, I admit that I was very able to drink before, but, that's just a drink one, alone, I definitely can't beat you, but, the three of us drink together that is not covered, brothers together, its profit is broken, brothers, a few of us join forces to pour him wine, I don't believe that he can't be poured." ”
"Ah, then you can give it a try, the beer is up to you, and I will lose if you pour it." ”
"That thing is water, then it seems that you have locked the position of the loser in advance, and their victory today must belong to the three of us brothers. ”
"Hey, hey, hey, don't just set up a flag, otherwise it will hurt to be slapped in the face for a while. ”
"Cut, if the three of us can't drink you, I'll call you Brother Chen for the next few months. ”
"Okay, a word is a decision, don't regret it when the time comes, this Brother Chen, you are decided. ”
"The future is undecided, you and I are dark horses, the chessboard is not full, you and I will wait for the final chapter, you kid! ”
"Don't say anything else, just add up the amount of alcohol of the three of you, and it's really not my opponent, you better wash and sleep as soon as possible, and it's over when you lose." ”
"Ahh ”
"Oh, yes? Then you have to come on, I won't brag anything else, I haven't served anyone in this part of drinking, my stomach, it's made of iron, I'm not afraid of drinking at all, drinking in all aspects, hum! If you want to win, I think it's enough to choke, unless you don't want your body, pour it down, and then pour out any problems, I'm not responsible." ”
"Cut, who is responsible for you, you kid is waiting to lose now, the three of us are together, I don't believe that I can't pour you, I can't beat you in reality, but drinking may not be. ”
"But after a while, you will find that in terms of drinking, the three of you together are also not my opponents, no matter what field I am in, I am invincible, in the inhuman realm, I am also invincible, I, I am invincible, invincible me, and I am lost again. ”
"Damn, do you think you're Miyamoto Musashi? I'll send you a standard fluent sentence, you're busy (nmb). ”
"Hey, you boy, wait for me, and when I drink you, you won't talk so much. ”
"Cut, if the three of us can still be drunk by you, then the three of us don't have to mix. ”
"Then don't mix up, you really can't afford to mix, do you think you're 18 years old? Are you so interesting? You have a very smart brain, how do you do stupid things every day, you can't play a bastard, you can't play a bastard, you are a tall and no two fools, just because you want to drink me, go to your dreams, you have everything in your dreams, really, believe me, you have everything in your dreams, maybe, you can't drink me in your dreams, I am your nightmare, Li Qiang, you accept your fate. ”
"Damn, you kid, wait for me, and I'll drink you in a while. ”
"Oh, let's try it out, see who's drunk whom, and see who's back first. ”
"Su Chen, it must be you, can't the three of us drink you?"
"That's really not accurate, come on, drink it and it's over, let go of your sorrows from now on, and drink for the rest of your life. ”
A few people drank very highly, they had forgotten what it was called sorrow, it had been a long time since they had been so peaceful, Su Chen could be presumptuous for a day today, Don't think about those troubles, it feels pretty good, dawn after drinking......