Chapter 108 Shopping in two boats hand in hand, Su Chen gradually broke the ninefold
"Eh, Sister Jiang Li, one day you can take me to see Sister Xiao's tomb, I want to see who is Su Chen's first love. ”
"Okay, okay, easy to say, easy to say, sister Cheng Yao, one day you will also take me to see your sister Cheng Xin's tomb, I want to see what kind of woman can make Su Chen work hard for him until now." ”
"No problem, Sister Jiang Li, you say, when do you want to go, I'll take you there now, okay?"
"What's the point of going now? Sister Cheng Yao, or let's go shopping in a while." ”
"Shopping, haha, I just want to buy a few new skirts, they have new styles at home, I just want to buy two, Sister Jiang Li will go together, I'll buy a few good-looking skirts for you." ”
"Hey, this kind of thing should be done by my sister, sister will you see what skirt you like in a while, tell your sister, sister will buy it for you. ”
"Wow, Sister Jiang Li is too good, unlike some people, who didn't even react after coming, and didn't know what to do when they buried their heads there, Sister Jiang Li, why don't we teach him a lesson, what do you think?"
Okay, Sister Cheng Yao, your side, my side, I'll count three, two, one, let's do it. ”
"Okay, Sister Jiang Li, Cheng Yao is ready. ”
"Alright, 3, 2, 1, ready, go!"
I saw that the two women grabbed one side, pinched Su Chen's two waists, and began to twist very skillfully, and the cooperation between the two was very tacit, and almost the pain came from the same time period.
Su Chen: It
He eats coptis as a dumb man, and he can't say if he suffers, what is this called, obviously he has avoided it, why is this fire still burning on him?
Su Chen jumped up directly in pain.
"Hey, I'll go, what are you doing, the two of you, why do you want to deal with me, what do you want?"
"I don't want to do anything, get up quickly and go shopping with us. ”
"Shopping? No, I don't want it, accompanying a woman to go shopping is the most terrible thing in the world, I don't want you to go shopping, why take me, can't you go by yourself?"
"No, if we let you go, you can just go, where is so much nonsense, otherwise so many bags, how can we move? Let you go, you can go, less nonsense, I will ask you a word, are you coming or not coming?"
"Do you dare to say that I can't come to this posture now? You put a knife on my neck, and I said that I would rather die than give in, so am I not stupid? I go, I go, can't I do it? That, can you let go of your hand first? I hurt. ”
"Cut, you still know that it hurts, I thought you were a senseless animal, it turns out that you also feel pain. ”
"Cut, even if it's a lesson for you this time, see if you dare to ignore me in the future. ”
"How can I ignore you, how can I interject when you speak, you call strong words, do you understand?"
"You mean to say that we are making trouble unreasonably, very good, Su Chen, you think you can do it again, you floated you, Sister Cheng Yao, let's go up together and clean him up." ”
"Okay, Sister Jiang Li, just look at me, I will definitely not let him have a good time. ”
"Oh my God, you two have joined forces to bully me as an honest man, haven't you? Am I really that easy to bully? Seeing that you are women, I can't bear to hurt you, but don't think I'm afraid of you. ”
"Oh yes, you still want to do something to us? Can you do such a beastly thing? We are such a big beauty, you can bear to do it? I bah, straight man, you deserve to be single!"
"Hey, you can say anything, don't engage in personal attacks, I'm single, I'm proud, I'm a set for the country, isn't it okay? Besides, it's not that I'm single, that is, I don't want to, just rely on my brother's appearance, walk on the street, then you can't be fascinated, pick any one, isn't that a little girl who wants a little girl? Am I afraid that I won't find a partner?"
"I'll leave it to you, or let's go out on the street now and see if any woman is willing to follow you, but I want to see which woman will be blind to you." ”
"Cut, go, go, who's afraid of whom. ”
Su Chen fell into the trap of Jiang Li and Cheng Yao because of his anger, he had already unknowingly got on the thief ship, and he still looked a little too tender in front of the woman.
After he agreed, Cheng Yao and Jiang Li clapped their hands.
"Oh yes, the plan is clear, Sister Jiang Li, you are too powerful, how do you know that he will definitely agree. ”
"Cut, I don't know him yet, when he followed my girlfriend before, I already saw his actions, he is really thin-skinned, he can't stand what he says, as long as we guide him a little, he will jump in, now you know, although he will be very clever in front of the enemy's tactics, but in front of our women, he has no tricks at all, and he can only bow down. ”
"Oh, I see. ”
The two shared their experience, and their tea art had improved a lot, they just wanted to hang Su Chen, and they couldn't let him succeed easily.
They want to try Su Chen's loyalty, because they know that the person who speaks first will not have a good result in the end, and they know that Su Chen is such an excellent man, and there must be no shortage of excellent girls around him.
They may not be on the list, so if they want to catch Su Chen, they must take the initiative to attack, and it is not an active attack in that sense, but the kind of initiative that is easy to block with an open gun and difficult to defend against with a hidden arrow.
This kind of initiative seems to be an active attack, but it is not, but it is in a passive state.
In turn, let Su Chen take the initiative, this is the true meaning of this operation.
The two of them want to fight for the status of the main palace, because the Pang clan will be forgotten, and they don't want to work hard to get cheaper to others in the end.
If possible, they would like to squeeze out all their competitors, but that might be a bit impractical.
Because, what readers want to see is to open a harem, and the author does not dare to disobey the requirements of readers, because once disobedient, it will be taken off, and the author does not dare to take this risk, so he can only open a harem at their request.
The women Su Chen knows, when they can't run at the last time, they will be included in Su Chen's harem group, and the fire in the backyard is what they love to see, so you don't have to worry, the climax scene is coming soon.
"Hey, can you walk faster, walking so slowly, like a turtle crawling, can you still do it?"
"If it's a man, you can't say you can't, isn't it because I'm trying to keep up with you? If it's not for the fear that you won't be able to go fast, or I'd already be hurrying up, isn't I?"
"Then I'll take a look, I'm going to see how fast you can run. ”
"This ...... Forget it, I'm afraid I'll scare you, but I'm also the one who broke the men's sprint record, how can the speed be poor? You don't have a backache when you stand and talk, or you come and try this bunch of things, this one bag for a while, one bag for another, I'm already piled up into a mountain, okay? You can't be considerate of me, at least help me share a little bit of it, hey, I can't take it anymore. ”
"Don't talk nonsense, can you still hold such a few bags of clothes, bags, shoes, etc., as a big man? If you can't hold them, I'll despise you for a long time. ”
"Oh, I'll go, then you can do whatever you like, anyway, I can't take it, you can do it yourself, or you can throw the things here, let's not leave today, let the people from the moving company come and bring you these things back tonight, I'll be tired of moving these things back." ”
"Hey, you kid, it's against you, are you going or not leaving?"
"If you don't go, you won't die. ”
"Oh, yes, then as you wish, let's kill you, Sister Cheng Yao, let's go up, clean him up, let him experience what is called the sinister of the world. ”
"Okay, Sister Jiang Li, ready at any time. ”
Cheng Yao's secret technique, pinching his waist is ready, and similarly, Jiang Li's secret technique is ready to pinch his waist.
The two continued to be alone, and directly suppressed Su Chen on the main road, and Su Chen couldn't cry or laugh.
"Iniquity!"
The sharp pain directly from the two waists made him a little unable to hold on, although his internal strength was already very strong, but he had nothing to do with the two of them.
And there is still a very weak place between the two waists, and the sharp pain directly from the two waists makes him a little unable to hold on.
"Hey, hey, hey, I said you're almost done, and if that's the case, I'm really going to turn the other cheek with you. ”
"Ahh ”
"Okay, Sister Jiang Li, we can't let him go, we must share the same hatred and unite the front. ”
"That's what you have to do, and it's over. ”
Su Chen: "Hey, I'm too difficult, please, you two at least consider my feelings, hey, can you two give me a way to live, so many things, you can carry one and try it." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, isn't carrying things the job that you men should do?
"I'm not happy, I'm not happy at all, you're letting me go shopping with you, you're completely torturing me, sure enough, shopping with girls is the most terrible thing in the world, you male compatriots must pay attention to it in the future!"
(A single trick every day, you can learn to scrap if you have eyes today, have you learned to scrap today?) )
Although Su Chen didn't think it was a good thing to go shopping with two beauties, it made the passers-by and boys next to him really envious, and even began to complain.
Passerby A: "Ahh ”
Passerby B: "Why didn't this kind of good thing fall on me, if these two beauties are willing to accompany me shopping, I will have no problem even if I reduce my life expectancy for a few years." ”
Passerby C: "That's right, this kid can actually do what I go to all men envy, pedaling two boats so steadily, happy, as if he is a person who has nothing to do, how did he do it, can you pass on some experience? I also want to pedal two boats, but he doesn't allow it." ”
Passer-by: "That's right, such a left and right hug, and there is no risk at all, who doesn't envy it, isn't it? As a man, who doesn't want his wives and concubines to be in groups! This is a normal physiological reaction, well, if you don't even have this kind of reaction, then you have a problem with your body again, go to the hospital to see, you may not be able to see it, ask for more blessings." ”
Passerby N: "......"
Author: "It's a pity.,You can only be a passer-by.,You don't even deserve to make trouble with the protagonist.,Because,The limit is approaching.,The word numbers don't come out.,Your grievances and grievances are just a matter of this paragraph.,Can't be more.,Okay.,Go down and get a box lunch.,Don't think about chicken legs.,The chicken legs were eaten by me.,And it's for two people.,It's a two-person portion.,It's a chirp.,It's really fragrant.。 ”
"Damn, brothers, give it to me, copy the guy, kill this author, and give us passers-by a heavenly group to fight for it. ”
With such a shout, passers-by shouted in unison, one raised the banner of rebellion, and tens of millions of people echoed it, and they dragged the author into a small black room and began a severe beating.
The wound I suffered from the last beating was not healed, but this time it was worse, and I didn't know how much salt was sprinkled on the wound, not only salt, but also cumin, don't ask me why, because the author was roasted by fire.
Okay, out of the way, let's move on to the next part of the text.
The second daughter only remembered after shopping for a long time that she had bought so much, and let Su Chen take it all, and it didn't seem to be very suitable if she didn't give Su Chen a little sweetness.
So they chose a men's clothing store and walked in with Su Chen.
"Su Chen, come with us, pick out a dress for you, you see that you are now sloppy, sloppy, how can anyone go out to take girls shopping and wear school uniforms, you are not dirty, you are going in and changing for us." ”
"I feel good about it. ”
"Okay, what's good, whatever we say is what we want, hurry up and let me in, let's dress you up again, definitely the little girl likes it." ”
"No need, you don't have to bother, you just buy yours, don't care about my feelings, I'm not important anyway. ”
"Don't talk nonsense, hurry in, or we'll be in a hurry with you, Sister Cheng Yao, go." ”
"Alas, don't, don't, don't, I'll go, I'll go, can't I go? I'm really afraid of you, move quickly!"
Cheng Yao and Jiang Li chose a set of clothes after shopping for a long time.
"That's it, go change it in. ”
"I'll go, what kind of dressing style did you choose for me, you guys are too ruthless, you guys are a living guy who packaged me as a spiritual guy. ”
I can't forget that magical BGM.
"Wow wow, wow, wow, wow, hey, hey!"
I saw Su Chen's short denim outside, the details of the loose crotch had to be grasped, the sack belly pocket, the broken cauldron and the boat, wrapped in silver, beautiful, the old school of shoulder bags, seeing friends in distress.
The sweatpants are raised, showing the tiger's back and bear waist, the peak state is 101, and the retro classic is not picky.
The state of the sole, the wind of the future, elastic and soft, indisputable, spliced upper, eye-catching, wear it to school, belong to your coolest.
This dress makes Su Chen wear a temperament, if Su Chen wears Paris Fashion Week, then he is definitely the godfather of fashion.
He will definitely become a beautiful scenery at Paris Fashion Week, praised by everyone.
Because his outfit is so trendy.
People don't dare to approach at all, in terms of dressing up, he is called second, then no one dares to call it first, and no one can surpass this dress.
Su Chen has changed from a sloppy guy before to a spiritual guy now.
It's a subtle feeling.
After Su Chen came out after changing into this outfit, although Cheng Yao and Jiang Li had already prepared, they were still stunned by Su Chen's dress.
Because Su Chen originally had that kind of school-level quality, now after changing into this new clothes, he looks even more handsome and handsome, and people can't take their eyes off it at all.
"No, isn't it a little weird for me to wear this, or let's change it. ”
But the two girls didn't care about what Su Chen said, and bought this body without making an assertion.
"Hey, hey, hey, did you listen to me? Didn't I mean to change my body?"
"What do you change? Can you make it good? That's it, you can't change it, if you want to change it, then good, if you change it, we will ignore you. ”
"Isn't it, don't you want to be so ruthless? Isn't it just a piece of clothing?"
"As for!" the two of them said in unison, denying Su Chen's opinion and not accepting any rebuttal, and the two of them didn't listen to his thoughts at all.
Su Chen, who they said, didn't dare to resist, because his status was completely equal to nothing in front of the two of them.
How could two people listen to what he said?
Su Chen just wore a spirit boy suit and walked out with them.
He wanted to change back into his previous clothes, but the two of them refused and didn't let him wear them, and besides, that set of clothes was also loaded, and the two of them carried it by themselves, just because they were afraid that Su Chen would change it back when they couldn't see it.
Therefore, Su Chen is dumb and eats coptis, and he can't say anything if he suffers, how dare he speak, they don't listen to him as soon as he speaks, what's the use, it's the same as not saying it.
Su Chen just carried a big bag of things, walked on the road in the clothes of that spiritual guy, and sent them back to the girls' dormitory.
After sending them back to the dormitory, Su Chen was liberated from the nightmare of shopping.
This is really a man's nightmare! I really don't know how the predecessors before survived, how could they just take on such a thankless job, how can they go so easily?
Moreover, I did not hesitate to buy things, and I was not tired at all when I went here and there.
I used to say that I was tired after walking two steps, but now when I go shopping, the leg is not their leg, it seems to have been renovated, and I am not tired at all.
It's endless, so you can follow them, and when they want to go back, you can be liberated.
Otherwise, you'll be dealing with the street and all kinds of storefronts on this day.
You can't run away at all.
Ness, Su Chen carried several big bags into it.
But because this was a girls' dormitory, he didn't have much to stay, so he picked up the bag of clothes and prepared to go out.
Jiang Li and Cheng Yao stopped him.
"Hey, why are you going?"
"What else can I do? Of course I'm going out, this is a girls' dormitory, how can I be embarrassed to stay here as a big man? ”
"Cut, we girls didn't express their opinions, you are a big man who is hypocritical first, me!"
"That's it, that's it, we didn't say anything, what are you embarrassed about?"
"That's not what happened, alas, I can't tell you clearly, anyway, I'll go first. ”
Seeing that Su Chen was leaving, Jiang Li was not happy and immediately stopped him.
"Hey, you wait. ”
"What else are you doing?hmm~"
Before Su Chen could finish speaking, Jiang Li made a very bold move, and he directly put his lips to Su Chen's mouth.
This is her first kiss, so she gave it directly to Su Chen.
Su Chen was petrified on the spot again, he was a straight man of steel, he would not be able to observe words, how could he have expected today's scene, but there were more unexpected things next.
Cheng Yao was also very unconvinced after seeing Jiang Li do this, and he also mustered up a lot of courage to walk to Su Chen's side.
She also stood on tiptoe and kissed Su Chen's lips with her red lips, and similarly, this was her first kiss.
The two beauties took the initiative to kiss Su Chen, but Su Chen was still there, demented like a piece of wood, at a loss, his appearance was really anxious.
"What a big idiot, okay, let's get here today, let you go, remember to take the initiative to come to us tomorrow, if you ignore us, I won't spare you." ”
Su Chen, a straight man of steel, really left like this, and there was really no way to take him.
However, because of the scene that happened just now, Su Chen's current strength has improved, and he has improved a lot.
He broke through to the ninth realm, and the obstacle was a little looser.
Su Chen, he is about to break through to the ninth level, and when the time comes, if the two ninth layers are combined, and the two overlord forces are combined, it will be a very terrifying existence.
It even touched the tenth-level threshold.
Su Chen can be regarded as a blessing in disguise because of his straight male attributes. Lost the opportunity to spend the night with the two beauties, but got a boost in strength.
"I'm bah, I'd rather have the care of the two beauties, and I don't want this bullshit to improve my strength, hmph, you hurry up and write me their emotional drama, otherwise we'll clean you up." ”
Author: "Alas, I want to write too, but I haven't been in love, how do I know how to write about such a thing as love, so don't embarrass me anymore, okay?"
"Embarrassed? Are we embarrassed? We are thinking about you, you write more, look for more feelings in it, don't you find a partner in reality? You don't have to cry to us here that there is no object, after you become proficient, isn't this kind of thing a big handful?"
"Hey, you're amazing, you're amazing, okay, old straight man, let me go......"
End of chapter......