Chapter 1: The Strange Old Man
The sun, the sea, the beach, and of course, all kinds of beauties in bikinis, playing in the sea, and from time to time they make waves.
From time to time, some beauties will walk past you and pick up a delicate seashell, and some will even sunbathe in the open space next to them with sunscreen.
But for some men, it seems boring, the purpose of coming to the beach, of course, is to see the beautiful women, otherwise what's the point of coming. That's the flesh of the white flowers floating in front of your eyes! Do you think you can hold it?
"Huh, this is punctuality, white skin, beautiful and long legs, not bad, the one over there is okay, barely reaching 80 points! I said aunt, don't come out to hang around, you are blocking me from looking at beautiful women, yes, yes, yes...... That's just a little bit like that, and a little bit more than that, and I'll see it. ”
And there is no doubt that such a person is simply to see the beauty, and the beauties who come and go see such a person with lustful Mimi eyes, and kindly give them a title "Dick Silk." ”
Women are like this, they enjoy being noticed by others, but they can't stand the wolf-like eyes of the people around them. What a strange creature a woman is.
At this time, an old voice came into my ears: "I said, young man, what are you doing?"
Feng Yan was looking at the beauty with "appreciation", and a sudden voice interrupted him, and he couldn't help but wonder.
Strange, why is there suddenly an extra person next to him? It turned out to be an old man.
The hair is gray, and there is a long white beard, some kind eyebrows and kind eyes, quite a bit of fairy wind bones, but when you look down, the naked body, plus a standard flower pants, there is no doubt that the temperament just now is simply a mess of destruction.
"I said old man, you're going to scare me to death!
Feng Yan didn't know how the old man came over just now, as if he appeared out of thin air, standing behind him. Then he hurriedly shook his head, no, there are no ghosts in broad daylight, ghosts only come out at night! I must have been a little fascinated by the beautiful woman just now, so I didn't notice this old man, yes, it must be so.
The old man also laughed: "Aren't you still not dead? Besides, your little doll looked at the beautiful woman a little fascinating, so you didn't pay attention, and now it's still up to me." You little doll is so funny. ”
Feng Yan knows that he is at a loss, but he can't lose in terms of momentum! He waved his hand magnificently: "Forget it, seeing that you are bigger than my grandfather like this, I am afraid of making you angry, I don't hold a grudge against you, let's go, don't delay me to see beautiful women." As he spoke, he turned back and continued to look at the beauties on the beach, showing a lustful look from time to time, not knowing what he cared about.
Looking at Feng Yan who looked like a pig brother, the old man smiled strangely, and directly squatted down and gave Feng Yan a violent shudder.
Feng Yan, who was watching well, was suddenly given a shudder, and anyone would be angry: "I said, old man, what are you going to do? I won't say everything, seeing that you are old, I will let you go, why don't you know what to do!"
Seeing that Feng Yan was angry, the old man was not happy, and immediately blew his beard and glared and said, "Who told you to curse me to death just now, if you say so, I will rely on you." ”
As he spoke, he immediately lay down, clutched his chest and wailed: "Oh my mother, the young man has beaten the old man, is there anyone in charge? As he fell, he grabbed Feng Yan's ankle. Don't let Feng Yan escape.
Feng Yan suddenly had a big head after hearing this, he didn't expect a professional household to come today, and he knew that he would look at the yellow calendar when he went out. Feng Yan was still wrestling with the old man while thinking.
"I rely on the old man, your profession is not to touch porcelain, right? It was fine just now, but now it is not good? ”
Feng Yan kept breaking the old man's hand, but no matter how Feng Yan moved, he couldn't break the old man's hand with the strength of milk, but instead his face turned red. I can't help but think to myself, this old man has deliberately practiced his kung fu in order to touch porcelain! That's really dedicated!
And the old man was not idle at the moment, and was still shouting miserably: "Help! Someone! This person has beaten someone and wants to escape, who will pity and pity my old fellow!
And such a crying voice has indeed attracted a lot of people, wanting to see what is going on, not to mention that the Chinese people are definitely the first in gathering to watch the excitement. It didn't take long for people to rush over one after another. Let's see what's going on.
Feng Yan saw that there were more and more people and felt that things were getting bigger, so he said to the old man lying on the ground in a good voice: "You see that this person is coming more and more, it is cold on this ground, let's get up and talk, how about it?"
The old man also stopped crying, and sneered: "What did you do like this, you still intimidate me, an old man, my weak heart has been indeliblely wounded" said and touched the place of the heart, making it the same as the real thing.
This old man is blind if he doesn't go to Hollywood to act, and he can definitely be an actor. But Feng Yan didn't dare to say that. Seeing that there are more and more onlookers eating melons, the delay continues, and the fake has come true.
Still smiling flatteringly: "Old man, the heart trauma is not irreparable, so I apologize for my previous behavior, what do you think." ”
The old man rolled his eyes and said, "Of course you can make it up if you want to, promise me one condition and I'll let you go." ”
"Yes, don't say a hundred. Feng Yan saw that the old man was relieved, and immediately said heroically, no matter what, coax the old man first.
The old man smiled evilly: "Okay, then a hundred." At this moment, the old man seemed to have succeeded in his treacherous scheme, and he was extremely happy.
Feng Yan suddenly wanted to give himself a slap at the moment, just agree well, what a mouth.
"Do you agree?"
"Agreed, of course agreed. "What can I do if I don't agree? Strangle this old man? Then I'll have to wait until I'm done and find a place where no one is around.
Seeing that Feng Yan agreed, the old man also kept his promise and let go of Feng Yan, stood up and patted the sand on his body.
And Feng Yan couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw the old man let go of his ankles, and hurriedly slapped the sand off the old man's body flatteringly.
And the crowd is not happy, and the good excitement is gone, what is going on! He asked unhappily: "What were you doing just now, calling people and shouting for help?"
Feng Yan was in a hurry at the moment, and said to the people who ate melons: "This is my grandfather, just a joke between the two of us, don't be surprised." As he spoke, he stabbed the old man on the side.
And the old man suddenly understood what Feng Yan meant, and hurriedly explained with a smile: "That's right, next to me is my grandson, just now our grandfather was playing here, I'm sorry everyone." He arched his hand and apologized.
I don't know if it's Feng Yan's illusion, when the old man shouted the word "grandson" just now, he was extraordinarily heavy, as if he was deliberately taking advantage of himself.
Seeing that people on both sides said this, everyone immediately felt bored, and left with a scolding and scolding.
Seeing everyone leave, Feng Yan's tight strings at the moment were finally completely loosened. Panting for air.
However, at this moment, there are only the old man and Feng Yan left.