At this moment, looking at the old man looking at himself with an obscene face, his body couldn't help but shudder.

"I tell you, old man, that although I know that I am handsome, I will not betray my pure personality. ”

The old man looked at Feng Yan with a smile, and waved his hand helplessly when he heard Feng Yan's words.

"Where do you want to go? I'm bored myself, I see that you are quite destined, so I want you to stay with me for a while. ”

"Really?" Feng Yan looked incredulous, but seeing that the old man was lazily stretching his waist to lie down, Feng Yan immediately changed his words: "I believe, I believe"

The old man skimmed lightly, looked flattering, straightened up again, and hammered his body.

"If you don't do this sooner, you have to hurt my old bones again, and I will move again. ”

After hearing this, Feng Yan flattered and ran behind the old man, signaled to let him come, and kept massaging the old man, looking like a dog's leg.

In this way, a unique landscape appeared on the whole beach, one old and one young, just sitting on the beach, and the small one was constantly commenting on the beauties beside him, and the old one nodded deeply from time to time.

I don't know if the combination of these two is too weird, but anyway, it has attracted the attention of many people, as if walking in front of them, as if he is a model on the catwalk for others to see.

And the hot-tempered beauty ridiculed and ridiculed the two.

"How old is it, and I took my grandson out to see the beauties, it's just two dicks. After saying that, he walked away.

The beauty's words made Feng Yan's eyes dim a lot, but he came back in an instant, and continued to find the old man's convex and backward beauty.

And the old man didn't care when he heard this, he had lived for such a long time, he hadn't seen any wind and waves, and he couldn't shake the old man's heart at all, but Feng Yan really shouldn't have reached the realm of the old man.

The old man turned his head at this moment, looking at Feng Yan, who was still pretending to be casual and constantly searching for the "target", just like an old friend.

"You seem to be a little touched. ”

Feng Yan's body shook, he knew what the old man was talking about, but he also knew that it was his own emotional problem, there was no need to say it, so that others could empathize with him. Feng Yan smiled.

"How can there be an old man, let's continue to look at the beauties, you see that one is absolutely punctual. Then he pointed to the beautiful woman who was coming to the side, and showed it to the old man, showing his lustful look from time to time, and he didn't know what he cared about.

The old man didn't follow Feng Yan at this time, but took off Feng Yan's "mask" mercilessly.

"You seem to have obviously touched the word Dick Si," the old man asked his own question about Feng Yan.

Feng Yan knew that he couldn't dodge, but he didn't continue to disguise. answered the old man's question positively.

"yes! Dick silk is not a good word, but so what? They are right! I am a living dick silk who cannot turn over in this life. ”

After speaking, his eyes dimmed and became a little decadent, as if he felt powerless about life.

The old man didn't comfort Feng Yan, in his opinion, the so-called comfort, the subtext said, you did wrong, you deserve it. Such words do not play a substantive role, there is nothing wrong with knowing yourself correctly, at least you will not lose yourself.

"Young man, don't you look like you are completely on the road of dick, so as to walk to the pinnacle of life and marry Bai Fumei"

This time it was Feng Yan's turn to smile, none of this would happen to him, but he still cooperated with the old man.

"Yes, I want to ask if there is any way!"

The old man didn't care about the ridicule in Feng Yan's words, anyway, it would be good if Feng Yan agreed.

The old man grabbed a handful of air casually, and opened his hand to blow towards Feng Yan. The air, which should have been nothing, turned into a little golden light at this moment, and it submerged into Feng Yan's body.

Feng Yan looked at the old man suspiciously, looking at the old man, could it be that this old man is a trickster?

Just when all the golden light was submerged into Feng Yan's body, a thick mechanical sound sounded in Feng Yan's mind.

"Ding~ Comprehensive Talent Improvement System Turned On"!

"Ding~ The system binds the host successfully"

"Ding~ Confirm the host's name: Jianghai High School junior student, Feng Yan. ”

"Ding~Judging the Host Identity Division"

"Judgment is complete, confirm the identity of the host: Dick Silk"

..............................

A series of electronic prompt tones made Feng Yan's head explode, by the way, these were made by the old man, he must know something.

"What is this, old man, all the bells and whistles?"

Just as Feng Yan thought, the old man did know what to look at Feng Yan with a smile, and just wanted to speak, as if he felt something, he pursed his lips and said a long story short to Feng Yan.

"This is a gift from me, I hope you will like it, by the way, someone is looking for you outside, wake up quickly!"

After the old man finished speaking, he turned into a little bubble and disappeared.

The old man's words made Feng Yan a little inexplicable, what is this, what is the old man? Why is it gone?

Before Feng Yan could think about it, at this moment, the whole world began to spin and began to collapse. When I opened my eyes again, the scene around me was completely different.

It's still the familiar classroom, it's still the familiar desk. But at this moment, Feng Yan was still in a state of confusion.

At the same table on the side, he couldn't stand it, and stabbed Feng Yan with his hand to make Feng Yan more sober.

At this moment, Feng Yan woke up slowly, and couldn't help but feel funny, it turned out to be a dream!

A loud shout suddenly pulled Feng Yan back to reality and interrupted Feng Yan.

"Feng Yan, you stand up for me, you see that you occupy a good person's place, but you don't have to work, I feel ashamed of your parents. ”

Feng Yan came back to his senses, and finally knew who was talking at this time, and looked at the angry lecturer on the podium with a hippie smile, and spoke.

"It's a math teacher! I know, I know, I'm going to go out and stand. ”

Feng Yan immediately blocked the math teacher's next words. But of course this math teacher is not reconciled! How could he let Feng Yan be so casual, as if he was deliberately embarrassing Feng Yan. Continue to sarcastically mock Feng Yan.

"Don't go to the stage for me first, give me these problems first, so that everyone can observe your problem-solving techniques. ”

Feng Yan looked at the dense formulas, and couldn't help but make people feel big, what is this!

"Forget it, teacher, I'll just go out and stand, so as not to delay your class. With that, he was about to leave, standing outside the door.

Of course, the math teacher knew that Feng Yan would not, and continued to mock: "I really don't know what your parents sent you here for, are you right? ”

Feng Yan paused, he wanted to leave, but he didn't expect this math teacher to be unforgiving, and he actually talked about his parents, Feng Yan couldn't bear it, and just wanted to go back to open up. Unexpectedly, the one continued.

"What, if you are not convinced, you have the ability to go up and do it! You have to do it, how you like my class, I will never interfere. ”

Feng Yan finally couldn't help it, even if he didn't know it, he didn't have to insult himself like this! Just as he wanted to start, a heavy electronic sound appeared in his mind.

"Ding~ Feel that the host of the Dao has been subjected to academic abuse, and the mathematical talent has been improved to proficiency, and the task is released: please start pretending to be forced. ”