When the uninvited guest heard this, his heart was very angry, and he scolded in the local language: "Nima's, dare to scold people?

Bang Zun's rotten virtue came up, grabbed him by the collar and lifted it from the ground, stared at his eyes tightly, revealing a vicious gaze and roaring: "Blind your dog's eyes! Don't you see a woman next to Lao Tzu? Get out quickly, you can leave a dog's life! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will kill you with a fist!"

The anger of the uninvited guest seemed to fly out of his eyes, and his hands tightly squeezed Bang Zun's arm, like a dog, biting and not letting go.

Bang Zun suddenly hurt like a knife, and with a force, he pushed the uninvited guest to the earthen wall, hit it hard, fell to the ground and got up, full of anger, clenched his fists, rushed over, and threw more than a dozen punches in a row; Bang Zun retreated again and again, stretched out his arm violently, and stood upright; several punches hit it; the uninvited guest was almost interrupted, and the pain in his heart had to stop.

The sister was about to use the immortal method of green yin and yin, but Bang Zun took the lead, kicked on the chest of the uninvited guest, bounced off the earthen wall, fell and rolled a few times, and fell to the ground and could still move, but could not get up......

Bang Zun's anger did not subside, so he jumped over and stomped on him a few times and scolded: "Blind your dog's eyes! Compete with Lao Tzu! Don't look at who it is?"

The uninvited guest was underground, like a dead dog, not moving at all, and Bang Zun stomped several times frantically, not wanting to stomp again. My sister asked, "Will I die?"

Bang Zun turned his face up with his right bare foot, and suddenly, the dirty and messy hair spread out and slipped back, and there was still a little cover on his face, and he could see his eyes closed and his black skin relaxed......

Is it impossible to say for sure. My sister fell in love with the long leather coat on his body, how nice it was to rest on the stone bed? By the way, "Take off your coat and drag the body out and throw it away!"

Bang Zun grinned and peeled off his fur coat, which was covered with dense lice, and a single fur was lined with many cockroaches (lice eggs) covering almost all of his coat.

My sister had to think about dyeing herself, so she had to say, "Throw it out!"

"If the immortal master is here, with a wave of the immortal method, the corpse will go out. However, Bang Zun didn't learn, so he could only drag his head out with his hands, and he felt greasy and greasy when he hugged it, and as soon as he let go, his hair flashed away, revealing dense lice, and his whole hair was full of cockroaches......

Bang Zun thought about it, but didn't do it, dragged his clothes out, got out first, and climbed into half of his body, reaching the hair of the uninvited guest and dragging it out, not getting stuck in this car, dragging it out with great difficulty, throwing it directly onto the hillside, unable to roll a few laps and stopping, his body was wrapped in snow, leaving traces of rolling, and scolded: "Die!

When I looked back at my body, I found that there were a lot of lice crawling around, and I slapped them down with my hands, grabbed my nails and squeezed them, and felt that they were gone, and I was trying to burrow into the hole, but my sister stood behind me and said, "The smell of smoke in the cave is too great, so it is better to look around, maybe there is something new to discover." ”

It was very cold, and my sister was clinging to Bang Zun's arm and felt very warm......

Where can this kind of day go? There are snowflakes everywhere, and after a while, the uninvited guests will be covered, and it is really out of sight and out of mind!

The sister took Bang Zun's hand, flicked her body and flew up, looked around with snowflakes, and muttered, "Can you find a hole better than here?"

Bang Zun scanned with the Lei Gong eye on his forehead, but did not see a hole in the mountain, but a big black and mushy bird flew by, passed by Bang Zun, stopped at the entrance of the cave, stood like a human, found a snow bag on the slope, walked down slowly, opened it with both hands, revealing an uninvited guest; the big bird did not mean to peck at it, but dragged the corpse up to the door of the cave, turned over the long coat, stared at it tightly, and pecked at the lice on it with a sharp beak......

The sister was disgusted, she wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit, she didn't want to look at it more, but the big bird wanted to drag the corpse into the hole, which had to attract the attention of Bangzun, and dragged the sister down, landed in front of the big bird, and asked, "What do you want to do?"

As if he hadn't heard, the big bird dragged the corpse into the hole, and went into the hole himself, stretching out his hands and dragging his feet inside.

Seeing that he did not speak, Bang Zun stepped on the corpse with one foot, and the big bird could not move, so he had to shout: "Let go! Don't you see others working?"

His language was understandable to everyone, a bit like a bird, and his sister didn't think it was strange that even a parrot could speak, let alone such a big bird, and his body was full of black hair, and he had human-like hands and feet, but his face on his head was like a man, and he had an eagle's hooked beak; he was one meter six tall and weighed more than 100 pounds.

Bang Zun shouted at the hole: "This hole is ours, what are you dragging a dead man in?"

"Don't you see anything on him? The meat is still edible, this kind of corpse can only be met with luck, it is enough to eat for a long time, there is a fire in the cave, and when it is cooked, there is also a share of yours, it should be okay!"

The sister shouted, "Drag it out!" We are immortals, and we don't eat the fireworks of the world!"

"That's better, no one will fight with me, you don't eat, I want to eat, don't drag it in, it's inconvenient to put it outside!"

Bang Zun was furious, glared at his eyes and roared: "Don't you understand people's words?

"If I don't drag it in, what will I eat?"

The sister shouted, "Drag the body out!"

Bang Zun lifted his bare feet, and the corpse moved in, so he had to hold his head tightly and drag it out; the big bird stepped on the hole with all his strength, firmly grasped his feet and dragged it in: Bang Zun took a lot of effort, and it almost came out; the corpse was frozen in the cracks, and the possibility of dragging it out was very small.

The sister had to put her hands together and drag it out, and she scolded angrily: "Where did you come from? Lao Tzu beat you to death with a fist!"

Big Bird laughed in a woman's voice and asked, "You still have a big tree wrapped in snow in the whole way, let me see it?"

My sister glared at her eyes and shouted, "Crazy! Dead people can't eat it!"

"Can't eat, what to eat?"

"Rats, there are a few in the fire, the dead have burned them, go in and take them!"

The big bird really went in to see, but he didn't come out for a long time, and no one answered when he shouted, and he couldn't, so he crawled and squeezed in, and the sister followed, and the corpse was left at the entrance of the cave......

There were no big birds in sight, and a few of the rats on the campfire were missing, and there were some burnt rat hairs beside them......

Bang Zun became alert, and immediately went into the little hole to look, but did not find it, and the sister followed closely, and shouted everywhere: "Dead bird!

The sound of a bird like a woman came from the big hole, and the sister took the lead to go in and see that there was nothing; Bang Zun cried out beside her, "Dead bird, come out quickly, where is it hidden?"

My sister's eyes were fixed on the crack in the stone opposite, and a woman's voice from a big bird came over her head: "Here, where are you looking?"

Bang Zun and his sister raised their heads at the same time, and the big bird's feet turned into eagle claws, and they hung upside down on the top of the cave, and asked, "Where is the mouse?"

The sister shouted, "Stupid, can the rat run to the top? It should be behind the rock." ”

The big bird flew down and said as he looked for it: "The rat meat is so delicious, but a few are not enough to satisfy hunger." ”

Hearing this: Bang Zun had to ask: "Are you a female bird or a male bird?"

The big bird looked down and saw a voice: "I am a woman, not a bird!"

My sister couldn't help but curse: "Fart! There is no smell at all, a woman wants to be like me, and a big bird wants to pretend to be a woman, go to death!"

The sound of "chirp" came, and then the big bird's talons picked up the mouse, and after a few casual pinchs, it died, bleeding from its mouth and neck.

Bang Zun could see clearly, the big bird's talons were too sharp, sharper than his own famous sword, and he glared and shouted: "Hey—can you look at my right ear and take out the contents of it?"

The big bird is conditional: "If I can take it out, I will live in the cave for a long time!"

The sister thought about it for a long time, the cave is too yin, there is more than one eagle is stronger than nothing, anyway, it is not a human being, and the blessing of the dignity will not be affected, and said, "Okay!"

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