The big bird threw the dead mouse on the ground, and the eagle talon took the rat blood, picked out Bang Zun's right ear, looked at it with the eagle's eyes for a while, and said, "It's a lump of dead blood, just pull it out!"

Bang Zun was afraid and shouted: "Light, it hurts!"

The big bird's talon has three fingers, one behind it, and he can only stick one of his claws and pick at it for a long time, and he cries out the heavens and the earth, but he does not come out, saying, "Your ears are blocked, and you can't take them out until you cut them open!"

My sister couldn't hear such strange words, and said, "Don't stay here if you can't pick it!"

Big Bird laughed in a woman's voice: "Actually, I can't stay anywhere for long, I have to look for food everywhere, and if you don't want me to stay, I won't stay!

Bang Zun tightly covered his right ear, felt very painful, and said: "Don't be verbose, if you want to bake, hurry up, there is dry firewood next to it, add a little, be faster!"

The big bird came out of the big hole with a mouse and called out a woman's voice: "He, he, he, what......"

When Bang Zun and his sister heard the sound, they hurriedly came out to take a look, and they were also stunned! The corpse outside the cave was by the bonfire, but it was an out-and-out living person!

He was adding wood to the campfire, and he was not angry when he saw us, and a voice came: "What about the rats I barbecued? Why haven't you seen them for a long time?"

Big Bird showed embarrassment and said, "I thought you were dead! ”

"Come on, you can't eat without my permission, isn't that the same as stealing?"

The big bird, who had only one mouse in his hand, walked over and said, "It's yours!"

The dead and alive did not refuse, but took them and put them in the place where the fire was most prosperous, and said, "Go and catch a few more, cook them and eat them together." ”

The big bird hurriedly went into the big hole, and Bang Zun really couldn't figure it out, so he walked over and asked, "Who saved you?"

"What? How can anyone be in such a cold place? I woke up, and I was at the mouth of the cave, and I crawled in; what's wrong with me?"

My sister's brain was confused, and he didn't know that he had been beaten to death by Bang Zun before he threw it out?

"yes, who wouldn't want to sleep by the campfire, how could I sleep by the mouth of the cave?"

Bang Zun's face was a little embarrassed, and he cowered and said, "I don't know, we are all in the big hole; ”

The dead and alive could not find anything to say, but they had a good heart: "When the rat is cooked, each of you will get one." ”

There was only one rat in the campfire, and the smell of roasting was very foul, and the dead and alive tossed over it with a twig......

As soon as the big bird came out of the hole, he cried out: "It's so lucky, catch ten at once, the biggest one is mine, don't let others rob it!"

Bang Zun said: "These are yours, and my wife and I are both immortals, and we do not eat the fireworks of the world." ”

Big Bird Bibi Eagle Claw praised: "It's amazing! With immortals, you will definitely be able to cultivate into immortals; I am a woman, marry a man, and the problem will be solved!"

My sister glared at her eyes and roared, "Are you deaf?"

"What's that? There are polygamys everywhere, and it's hard to find a man on such a cold day!"

Bang Zun was disgusted! Pointing to the dead and alive, he said, "Look for him! Can't you see that it's a man?"

The big bird was not stupid, stared at the living dead and asked, "Are you an immortal?"

"I'm an immortal father, what do you ask?"

Confused, the big bird shifted his gaze to Bang Zun's face and asked, "Is this true?"

My sister jumped like thunder, staring at the dead and alive and roaring: "Isn't it looking for death? It's good to let you stay, and I want to take advantage!"

The dead and alive seem to understand something, and in particular, he explains: "I can't understand the curse! Who can afford to provoke the immortals? All the rats on the fire belong to you, okay?"

"Who's going to want that? Big Bird is going to marry you, and if you don't hurry, you won't have it if you miss the opportunity!"

The dead and alive turned over the rats on the fire and said, "Let him go to his own kind!

The big bird stared at the dead and alive with eagle eyes, and called out a woman's voice with a "chirp and chirp": "A stinky beggar, covered in lice, and the same kind of people who go to you are dirty, it is better to be a single!"

"It's not Lao Tzu who is blowing with you! There are a lot of women in the family, eating dragon meat during the day, and sleeping with tigers at night!"

The big bird drooled and asked, "What does dragon meat look like?"

The dead and alive said sharply: "I won't tell you!"

"Smelly beggar, please, okay?"

The dead and alive are bullish, holding their heads high and ignoring them.

My sister couldn't stand it and said, "Why can't you understand such stupid words when you call a beggar?"

The belly of the rat on the bonfire was bulging, and the dead and alive stood up and walked away and said, "This thing will explode and the intestines will come out, and the black spots will fly on the face, and it will be very uncomfortable!"

The corpse exploded, and it was right in front of his eyes, and he was covered all over his body, and his face was full of black spots, stinking, and very uncomfortable!

The big bird was not afraid, and with its long hooked beak, it pecked a hole in the belly of the mouse, and all the breath came out, and its round body was deflated.

The smell of barbecue rat meat filled the cave; the sister couldn't stand it, so she held Bang Zun tightly and drilled out of the hole to breathe; the big bird also followed behind and said in a woman's voice: "The man next to you is the best, I will follow him!"

This remark deeply stimulated my sister's cranial nerves, pulled down her gloomy face, stared at the big bird and scolded angrily: "Your man is in the cave;

"He's a stinky beggar! His holes are stinky, and his body is full of lice, and he's so dirty!"

Bang Zun said, "In that case, why don't you drive him away?"

Big Bird thought for a moment and asked, "If I drive him away, will you marry me?"

Bang Zun couldn't answer, but my sister shouted: "What do you say? If you want to hurry, you can catch up, even if you don't want to, and no one will force you!"

The big bird was very disappointed, and stood at the mouth of the cave and shouted: "Stinky beggar, the master tells you to roll with a mouse!

Sure enough, the voices of dead and alive people came from inside: "Get out! I won't leave; this is my cave; I am the master!"

The big bird couldn't help it, so he turned around and asked, "Man, people are going to drive you away;

The sister stared at the big bird and said, "It's telling you to get out!

The more Bang Zun listened, the more annoyed he became, and shouted at the hole: "Dead and alive - is it baked? Take it and get out quickly! It's stinking dead!"

A voice came from inside: "Don't be in such a hurry! Just burn one, and when the two are ready, I'll send them to you!"

Big Bird couldn't wait, and made a special statement: "The big mouse is mine!

Listening to the words of the big bird, Bang Zun was very strange! He glanced at his sister and received a reply: "Birds cannot understand human will; birds are always birds, and they cannot become people." ”

There was no sound coming from the hole, and the big bird hurried in, and a voice shouted, "Man, your rats are burned, and I will send them out to you." ”

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