"Damn, you can fucking ??? like this"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, begging for Jiaohu's psychological shadow."

"Nima, it's fucking poisonous."

"No, it's the fucking protagonist mode, to be exact."

......

Laughter rang out in the theater again, this time even more exaggerated, and many people were out of breath laughing.

This Ah Bao originally fell from the sky just to block the finger of the turtle master, so the turtle master originally referred to Jiaohu, but it turned out to be it.

You said.

If it weren't for the protagonist, how could he have taken such shit luck?

......

The stunned Ah Bao hurriedly said on the ground: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just want to see who is the Dragon Hero?"

Saying that, Po stood up and quickly stepped aside.

Master Turtle said slowly, "Interesting, this is really interesting. ”

Behind him, the tiger said, "Master, do you mean me?"

"It's him, Dragon Hero. ”

As a result, the turtle master directly raised Bao's hand.

"What?"

"What??"

"What ???"

"What???

......

Po was stunned.

The five of Jiaohu, praying mantis, and crane were stunned.

Master was stunned.

Bao's father, who pushed the door in, was also confused.

Completely unbelievable?

The plot continues.

This result was obviously not satisfied with the master, but at this time, the ceremonial flowers had already been released, and many ducks even lifted the sedan chair.

This place makes everyone laugh and fat.

It's so fucking fat that pandas.

"Master Turtle, wait a minute, that wilting panda can't be the dragon hero we are looking for. ”

The master was furious, and he said to the master turtle, "You originally meant the tiger, but that lump of meat happened to fall, and it was just an accident. ”

"There are never any surprises. ”

Master Turtle said slowly.

The apprentices were sorry, and Jiaohu said, "Please forgive the master, we have failed you." ”

"No, if the panda doesn't leave tomorrow morning, I've failed you. ”

Master said seriously.

The screen turns.

Xiao Shan finally came to the prison, and he brought a letter from the kung fu master.

But the rhinoceros leader was unimpressed.

How can it be?

It was simply impossible for the dragon to escape.

I have to say that the plot here can be summed up in one sentence.

That's how to use a feather to escape from prison.

It can only be said that everything is predestined.

The next plot is a little lighter, or rather, the panda abuse begins.

Because the kung fu master wants to drive the panda away, he doesn't believe that the panda is the dragon hero.

The attitude of the five heroes towards the panda is also different, and they all don't like it as a whole.

Especially the Jiaohu.

She hates pandas the most.

But the pandas still look like they're fans.

It's embarrassing.

......

"Damn, this panda is laughing at me. ”

"Haha, it's so cute, but Master is also a little fucking bad. ”

"Yes, the panda wants to make it retreat, but it is not possible. ”

"Yes, this panda is still admirable. ”

"I can only say that the meat is so durable. ”

......

At this time, a milky child in the theater asked, "Is this a male panda? Does he have JJ too?"

Childlike words.

One sentence made the people in the theater laugh even more.

The plot continues.

The panda knew that it was not liked by others, and it followed behind the mighty five, and it was slightly embarrassed to listen to what they said.

It's really fat like a ball.

Especially since he really can't touch his toes.

I have to say that the personalities of the mighty five heroes here are also different.

The friendly, playful but warm-hearted monkey master has a playful look.

Master Crane is the most "maternal" of the five, and he sympathizes with Bao, and doesn't even laugh at Bao.

Although the conceited Viper Master feels a little frivolous, her attitude towards this matter is as unclear as her fickle personality.

Master Mantis is the smartest of several masters, and he is very helpless about Bao's current situation, and always helps secretly.

As for Jiaohu, she was disgusted with Ah Bao, and made it clear: "You don't belong here, you don't belong to our Jade Palace, you are the shame of martial arts, if you still know how to respect our heroes and respect martial arts, then you will leave early tomorrow morning." ”

Looking at Po's appearance, many people are a little distressed.

Po, who is in a bad mood, always likes to eat, especially when he is in an upset mood.

"My performance today is probably the worst in history, the worst in the history of kung fu, the worst in history. ”

Ah Bao sighed and said, "There are still those five, you should really look at them like that, they hate me to death." ”

"Hate to death. ”

"How can Master train me to be a dragon hero? I'm not those five, I don't have claws, I don't have wings, I don't have venom, even praying mantis have things like that, I'd better give up and go home and make my noodles." ”

Po said as if he was a loser.

"Give up, don't give up, make noodles, don't make noodles, you suffer from gains and losses, care too much about the past, and worry about the future, there is a good saying, yesterday is a history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift from God, cherish today as you cherish a gift. ”

......

Suddenly, the crowd in the theater became quiet.

Master Turtle said this as if he was making chicken soup for the soul.

In fact, many people have said this.

To put it simply, it's about cherishing today.

Seeing this, Luo Hai also exclaimed: "Just this sentence has sublimated the whole movie a lot, or it is completely different from those so-called low-intelligence anime movies." ”

"Yes, I admit that I'm not as good as Lin Chen in anime. ”

Luo Qing nodded lightly.

In this respect he was convinced.

He Lin Chen is a pervert, he is an all-rounder.

But there is a specialization in the art industry, and in the area of filmmaking, I Luo Qing has not been afraid of anyone.

One day, I will crush you Lin Chen.

But don't wait for everyone's feelings.

The film becomes compact.

Relying on that feather, the leopard successfully escaped from the prison, and at this time it had one goal, to kill back to the Emerald Palace and recapture the secret of the dragon.

The people in the Emerald Palace didn't know what was going on, and they were still training pandas.

Although he still hates pandas, he hasn't left either.

When I was helping the panda with acupuncture, because his flesh was too thick and there was too much hair, he couldn't find the acupuncture points at all, which made the mantis very helpless.

At the same time, Jiaohu also told the relationship between Dalong and Master.

It used to be like father and son.

But it was because Master Turtle thought that Dalong had a dark side, and he didn't let him be a dragon hero, and then the follow-up happened.

The character of the tiger is further strengthened here.

Because she envies.

Since Da Long's accident, her master has never treated his apprentice like he did to Da Long.

At this time, Xiaoshan also returned.

But it's not good news.

The dragon escaped.

The panicked Master came to Master Turtle to report the news.

"It never meant anything. ”

"I know, you've said that twice. ”

"Two times is not an accident. ”

"Three times. ”

......

I have to say that the expressions of the turtle master and the kung fu master are really full of laughter.

"That panda can't fulfill his mission, and you can't fulfill your mission. ”

Master Turtle said, "Unless you no longer fantasize about controlling your fate. ”

"Fantasy?"

"Yes, look at this tree, I can't push it to bloom as I want, nor can I force it to bear fruit early. ”

"But there are some things we can control, I can make the fruit fall early, I can decide where to plant him, this is not a master of fantasy. ”

"Yes, but no matter what you do, that seed will still grow peaches, and you may make them grow into apples and oranges, but you can only get peaches. ”

......

What the two of them said is mysterious, that is, the battle of the avenue.

The turtle master wants to convince the kung fu master, and at the same time he tells the kung fu master that he chooses to learn to believe.

Because the time of the turtle master has come.

Many people who watched this scene were a little sad.

"You have to... Believe"

The peach blossoms in the sky wrapped around the turtle master and finally dissipated.

Who would have thought that this cartoon would be so touching.

In other theaters, many Guoman directors and industry insiders are excited.

"Wonderful, I'm a big deal, it turns out that I can still shoot like this. ”

"It's not just a cartoon, it's a wonderful cartoon. ”

"You said a word of nonsense, but I think you're right. ”

"That's right, this cartoon feels like the whole thing has been sublimated a lot. ”

......

There are laughter, tears, and most importantly, there is a breath of life.

At this time, the picture turned, and Po made noodles for the mighty five.

The aroma of the noodles is really quite real.

While frolicking, Master came and told everyone such news.

The Great Dragon is coming.

Then Po fled.

The two began to argue.

Po is not a fool, he knows that he is not a dragon hero, he is still his original self.

He wanted to stay and feel that he could change, but nothing changed.

Ah Bao questioned the master, and the master reluctantly said that he didn't know.

"I'll just say it. ”

Po also sighed slightly.

On the roof of the building, Jiaohu was ready to stop the big dragon alone, and the mantis, the crane, the golden monkey, and the spirit snake were also close behind, and they were ready to go together.

For Jiaohu, it waited so long for an opportunity, a chance to prove itself.

A chance to tell Master that he is no worse than Da Long.

Then the hesitant master suddenly heard a sound come in, and then found that he had been messed up by the panda.

"What? I love to eat when I'm upset. ”

"You don't need to explain, I thought you were a golden monkey, and he likes to hide Jerren's biscuits on the top. ”

The master, who was a little helpless, turned around and hid after saying this.

At this time, Ah Bao was directly flexible to the top.

It turns out that Po stimulates his vitality when he eats.

For a moment, Master felt that he had a way.

By food.

......

......

(There is also a more, you can watch it tomorrow, do what you say, ask for support)