"Wow, I'm afraid of the dark, I'm going out. ”

"The baby is the most well-behaved, the baby is the most obedient, don't you want to see the panda? The panda will go out immediately. ”

"But isn't the panda in the zoo?"

"Yes, but the pandas in the zoo are not cute, and you can see not only the pandas, but also a lot of small animals, such as piglets, dogs, ducks, etc. “

......

In general, it is inevitable that parents will bring their children to come, and Yu Linsheng, who was sitting in the fifth row, felt a little happy listening to the voices of the children behind him.

I don't know if my son will be obedient when he takes his son out to watch a movie in the future?

"In the future, we must not take our son to the movies. ”

Meiling said in a low voice at this time.

"Huh?

Yu Lin was born.

"I'm the most annoying bear child, the loud noise in the movie theater, I definitely don't have double standards, I can't annoy my own children and think that my children are cute. ”

Meiling sighed: "Actually, I don't understand those dazzling children, one by one they treat their children as treasures, but who likes others, the key is to show off and forget it, the dazzling screen every day is really annoying." ”

"That's not right. ”

Yu Linsheng shook his head and said: "If there are children who are noisy in the movie theater, it must be wrong, but now I haven't started watching movies, in addition, everyone has their own way of living, some people like to say positive energy in the circle of friends, some people like to sell advertisements in the circle of friends, and some people like to show their affection and love in the circle of friends, that is people's circle of friends, you have no right to decide anything, you can block if you don't like it, you can block it, you can block it......"

This is Yu Linsheng's principle of doing things.

This is true of everything, and it is often just a matter of seeking common ground while reserving differences.

If there are micro-businesses in the circle of friends who don't like to block it, just do it.

But there's no need to be annoyed on the one hand, or embarrassed on the other.

There is no need.

The two chatted in a low voice, and they didn't dare to make too loud noises, otherwise it would be embarrassing to be heard by others.

Almost a minute later, the movie begins.

At the beginning, it was naturally a unique symbol of Spark Film and Television.

The feature film begins.

"There is a legendary hero in the legend, he is strong in martial arts, a legendary kung fu, he travels all over the world, looking for opponents of equal strength......"

At this time, at the moment when the voiceover sounded, the panda Po wearing a hat looked unusually handsome, and then the majestic appearance killed the Quartet.

But what do you say?

This picture looked very dissatisfied with everyone.

"W-how does this look a bit like a static painting?"

"yes, so pompous?"

"yes, I think it's a bit pompous. ”

......

The other people in the theater also talked in a low voice, but Yu Linsheng didn't say anything, because he had a faint guess.

Sure enough.

Then the mystery was revealed.

It turned out that this was a dream of Po.

Think about it, can the picture in the dream be the same as the picture in reality?

The so-called legendary heroes and the like are completely Ah Bao's obscenity.

He's actually a noodle seller.

Yu Linsheng said.

Lin Chen is the screenwriter, how can the original team of "The Return of the Great Sage" be so rough in "Kung Fu Panda".

At this time, the other people in the theater couldn't help but let out exclamations.

The graphics are realistic.

At this time, as time progressed, the plot gradually became clearer.

Po's father turned out to be a duck.

Ancestral is to sell noodles.

"Did you really dream of meeting a note?"

"Ah, I dreamed of it. ”

"That's a good sign. ”

"What's the good sign?"

"You're almost ready, I can completely pass on the secret recipe of my secret recipe Immortal Soup to you. ”

Bao's father said very excitedly: "Then you can take the noodle shop from my hand as a matter of course, just like I took it from my father, my father took it from my grandfather, and my father's grandfather won it by playing mahjong......"

......

Many people are happy to see this.

Nima.

Is this really a genetic mutation?

Grandfather is a pig?

For the children, they naturally don't understand the story of the old king next door, but the 4-year-old Xiao Tiantian, who is sitting in the back seat, is watching it with relish.

Every day's parents looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief.

If they are still noisy every day while watching the movie, then they can only go out with their children.

Next, the screen turns, and the kung fu master appears.

Five of his apprentices showed up and got into a fight with the master.

"It's good, disciples, but it still disappoints me. ”

Master commented: "The tiger is not fierce enough, the golden monkey, you are not fast enough, the crane is not tall enough, the spirit snake is not sharp enough, and the praying mantis is ......."

Just as he was about to comment, another duck came to report.

Master Turtle wants to see Master.

At this time, the tortoise master told the master that he had a premonition.

The dragon is coming back.

As soon as the words fell, Master's expression had changed greatly, and the picture of the memory flashed away, and it didn't believe it.

So he called Xiao Shan and asked the prison over there to be doubled guards, and everything had to be doubled.

The master, who calmed down, looked up and saw the secret in the mouth of the dragon, and then decided to hold a competition and come out of the dragon hero first.

From time to time, the sound of laughter rang out in the theater.

Master's pretending to be serious from time to time makes people feel funny.

There is also the serious contrast of the turtle master blowing out the candles seriously but not blowing them out, and then the master extinguishes all the candles at once.

Of course, the most important thing is the Shenlong throne election meeting held, Ah Bao asked everyone to go, and he himself went, but unfortunately he was tired and out of breath, and finally arrived, but the door was closed.

After the jousting begins.

The legendary five-digit moves can be said to be very elegant and brave.

"Nima, this Chinese kung fu at a glance makes me think that I am not watching animation, but watching kung fu dramas. ”

"yes, that's amazing. ”

"That's right, I thought 500 million must be an exaggeration before, but now I don't think 500 million is much, you look at the set of this anime, you look at the actions of this Zhen Yizhen, and the hair of these characters, it's really a big deal. ”

"It's funny, it's funny, but I still like Po. ”

......

At this time, many of the audience at the scene also became serious.

is similar to the original "The Return of the Great Sage", this "Kung Fu Panda" is not just a low-intelligence Chinese comic, on the contrary, this is an animated movie suitable for all ages.

In another cinema.

"How dare you burn money. ”

Luo Qing looked at the set and also grew his mouth: "He doesn't worry about what if the audience of this anime doesn't buy it?"

"yes, I'm curious too, why isn't he worried?"

Luo Hai shook his head and said: "Maybe because Lin Chen has always done this, many of us think about the result first and then do things, but Lin Chen often does things well, think about it, Guoman, who dares to make an anime as down-to-earth as Lin Chen?"

"No one. ”

Luo Qing shook his head and said, "Even the Eighth National Congress doesn't dare to invest so much." ”

"So this is where the gap between you and Lin Chen is. ”

Luo Hai shook his head and said, "If you want to surpass Lin Chen, you must first have self-confidence. ”

Luo Qing was silent.

He wanted to be confident.

But self-confidence had taught him to be a man before.

Read on.

Luo Qing wants to see how good this anime can be?

At this point, the movie is just 10 minutes into it.

But someone in the forum has already started talking.

"I've been watching it for 10 minutes, and I want to tell everyone that this Kung Fu Panda should be bought with money. ”

"Yes, Kung Fu Panda will not disappoint you. ”

"Everyone else in the cinema was watching, so I didn't play with my phone. ”

"I'll talk about it when I'm done. ”

"Well, let's not talk about it for now. ”

......

In the blink of an eye, the onlookers were a little dizzy.

This Nima?

What does it mean?

It seems that "Kung Fu Panda" is quite good.

Next, the sound of laughter rang out in the movie theater.

Because Po wanted to go in to see who the Wonder Hero was, he used all the means, but the results were unsatisfactory.

And it's really ugly.

In the end, it all ended in failure.

At this time, the turtle master suddenly said, "I feel that the dragon hero is beside us. ”

As soon as the words fell, Jiaohu, Golden Monkey, Xianhe and others hurriedly stood in a row.

The master also said loudly: "Fathers and fellow villagers of Peace Valley, Master Turtle will elect the Divine Dragon Hero. ”

Ah Bao outside was in a hurry, and suddenly Ah Bao found countless fireworks and firecrackers, and he came up with a solution.

That is to tie the firework to the chair, and it sits and soars into the air.

At this time, the picture is given to the turtle who is about to choose the dragon god.

Camera cuts.

"Bao, what are you doing here? ”

Seeing this, Bao's father hurriedly ran over.

"What do you say I'm doing, don't blow it, don't blow it, I want to see the Dragon Hero. ”

"I don't understand this, you finally dreamed of meeting a note. ”

"I lied to you, I didn't dream of any noodles at all. ”

......

At this time, Po also shouted loudly when he saw that the fuse had been lit: "I love Kung Fu Fufu......"

And then it was embarrassing.

It thought it could take off.

As a result, he fell directly to the ground.

It's fucking embarrassing.

There was also laughter in the theater.

"Holy shit, that's fucking weird. ”

"Nima, I'm laughing to death. ”

"Hahaha, that's interesting. ”

"I'm going to go, it's pretending to be forced but not pretending. ”

......

Meiling also felt a little funny, and then she was shocked.

Po felt that he was done with his calf, so he wanted to go home with his father, but as a result.

Suddenly, the lead hit again, and instead of taking off into the air, it slammed into the wall.

It collided in the east, in the west, and then took off into the air, causing the people at the scene to exclaim.

Then it just fell.

......

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