178 jokes

The game starts, and the Salty team serves.

Ji Bei lowered his head and dribbled to the bottom line.

As soon as I looked up, I saw Li Zheng, who was close at hand and impatient.

Although he didn't want to give Li Zheng the ball, the distance was too close.

If you don't give it to Li Zheng again, I'm afraid I'll have to kiss it.

The fellow from northern Hebei had no choice but to send the ball to Li Zheng's arms.

As soon as Li Zheng got the ball.

Fuck you.

Victory?

Lao Tzu is here to be cool.

Before his teammates could react at all, he was already alone and rushed to the opposing half like a wild donkey.

People who really play basketball don't need to look at shooting or anything, they only need to look at the dribble for two seconds to judge a person's strength.

Therefore, if ordinary idols want to rely on things like "like to play basketball" to set up a persona, they will inevitably be scolded by basketball men to the point that they dare not touch basketball again.

In front of him, Li Zheng attacked all the way, not only with a stretched posture and sexy movements, but also full of a bursting impact.

Directly panicked the sweet team.

Bad!

This force is very good at fighting.

If it were usual, it would not be difficult for Li Zheng to break into the inner line alone.

But now, the members of the sweet team, who haven't seen girls for a long time, can't be embarrassed in front of this super cute sister.

Suddenly, several people also pounced on Li Zheng like wolves.

However, at a distance of three or four meters from the three-point line.

Li Zheng jumped directly.

The basketball is held high above the head, staring at it, and shooting confidently.

Call.

The ball swept over the inch.

It was a long-range three-pointer.

Not only elegant, but also domineering.

The members of the pounced Sweet Team stiffened and looked up, watching the basketball arc across their heads.

Then.

Hit the ground with a thud.

Three do not stick!

The basket was more than half a meter short.

I didn't even scratch a single hair.

Straight out of the bottom line.

And Li Zheng confidently blew his somewhat messy bangs, turned around and ran to his own half in a dashing manner, "It's a wave, I'm sorry." ”

The crowd, led by Wei Dongyang, clapped their legs and laughed.

"Hahaha, it's quite similar. ”

"I almost believed it. ”

"You're done, wait for sweet tofu brains. ”

Just as they were laughing and scolding.

The energetic girl on the sidelines suddenly threw down her luggage, rushed into the basketball court with a bottle of drink, and ran all the way to Li Zheng, smiling and presenting it with both hands.

"Master drink water~~"

Suddenly.

Including the Salty team.

All the inches are soft.

The expression of ridicule also froze instantly.

And then it hung down a little, a little, a little bit.

That breath was vented forever.

Li Zheng looked at this girl and also twitched: "Xiao Ke?"

"Hahahaha!" Zhang Xiaoke raised his hand and grabbed Li Zheng's decadent hair, "Look at what you have become." Look, I feel sorry for you, and I've sent you supplies, and you won't praise me?"

"Praise!" Li Zheng's whole body lit up, and he immediately turned his head and shouted: "You guys, my classmate is here!"

After that, he walked to the sideline with Zhang Xiaoke.

No one on the pitch answered him.

I thought I was watching a joke.

It turned out that he was the joke.

Laughing and laughing, I cried.

Such a cute girl......

Not far away......

Also classmates......

Schoolmate......

Li Zheng and Xiao Ke came to the sidelines, but they hadn't seen each other for many days, and they were overjoyed.

Of course, given the current situation, even if Qiao Bixia comes, she will probably be overjoyed.

"People come and get it, and they bring something. Li Zheng immediately looked at Zhang Xiaoke's suitcase.

"Isn't it pitying you?" Zhang Xiaoke bent down and leaned in front of Li Zheng to look at it carefully, "Say...... Your temperament has changed...... Who bullied you...... It's so pathetic......"

"Everyone is bullying me......" Li Zheng was instantly saddened again, and bowed his head in despair, "They don't let me do physics problems, they don't let me read comics, and they don't let me rest...... Only Chemistry ...... If it weren't for the support of art, I'm afraid I would have a split personality a long time ago......"

"Don't cry, don't cry, Master. Zhang Xiaoke stretched out his arms and hugged Li Zheng in the air full of motherhood.

"What is a sticker?"

"Hey, it's stickers, like me, pretend to hug, just stick. ”

"Oh, the sticker. Li Zheng also hugged Xiao Ke in the air, although there was no contact, he still felt a particularly strong friendship between master and apprentice, and seemed to have absorbed some of Xiao Ke's vitality.

Zhang Xiaoke jumped forward, smiled with his hands behind his back and asked, "Is it better?"

"Hmm...... It's much better......" Li Zheng breathed a long sigh of relief, finally returned to some vitality, pulled the suitcase and said, "Let's go, go to my room to talk." ”

Zhang Xiaoke hurriedly slapped Li Zheng on the back: "If you are quiet, you will be misunderstood." ”

That's it, in the strong onlookers of more than a dozen inch-headed men.

The two of them talked and laughed, played, and went away.

Boom.

The basketball in Wei Dongyang's hand fell to the ground.

Knock knock.

Knock knock.

Half a minute's effort, more than a dozen inches, all looked in a certain direction in amazement, and no one spoke.

It was Lu Dong who opened his mouth first: "Xian team...... Have a...... Let's go understudy......"

Several substitutes, did not move.

This game seems to have lost all meaning.

"Your damn ......" Wei Dongyang squatted on the spot and hugged his head, "Why ......"

Looking at his appearance, the whole audience was full of fighting spirit.

It's not just basketball that loses its meaning.

What's the point of this thistle contract in hand?

Okay, let's dedicate our youth to chemistry together......

Li Zheng is forced to ......

This is forcing ......

Finally, an inch pounded the basketball hoop and cried: "Can't let this force Prague!"

Suddenly, there was a response.

"Fuck, you can't lose anymore!"

"Play basketball, learn to go!"

"I'm looking for Shi Yang, do it!"

Li Zheng didn't know.

Although he himself refused.

However, it has indirectly improved the overall chemical level of our country.

......

Li Zheng and Zhang Xiaoke walked all the way back to the lobby, and between talking and laughing, they added a lot of vitality.

Zhang Xiaoke originally wanted to secretly call on everyone to come together on the weekend to replenish Li Zheng's blood.

But Lin Yujing and Jiang Qinghua are preparing for the physics competition, Xu Mengxi and Qiao Bixia are preparing for the college entrance examination, and there is only one Liu Xin who can be called.

Although Zhang Xiaoke has no opinion on Liu Xin, he and Liu Xin traveled to Ludong together, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't convince himself of this kind of thing.

In the end, I had to take my mother with me.

But my mother is also a caring person, so she specially informed Lao Li before the trip, and helped bring some changes of clothes by the way.

How can there be such a good person?

In the lobby of the hotel, Li Zheng met Ke's mother, who had just completed the check-in procedures and received the room card.

On the surface, it looks like a mature and considerate version of Zhang Xiaoke, who has transformed his vitality into charm.

But look closely.

This is a master dresser.

On this trip, my mother walked in a handsome leather style.

A cropped black leather jacket, high-top denim-style leather boots, and a large pair of sunglasses.

The finishing touch was that the leather jacket was wearing a light gray pullover.

Two things that didn't match at all came together, and it actually gave birth to a cool taste.

But my mother was the opposite, when she saw the decadent Li Zheng, she only had two words and wanted to cry.

"Xiao Ke wants to come to visit, I'm afraid of delaying your training. But my mother took off her sunglasses and looked at Li Zheng with sympathy in her eyes, "Who bullied you and told your family?"

"I didn't ...... It's just that I do too much of the question. Although Li Zheng and Ke's mother met for the first time, they felt very cordial, "Auntie, it's hard to go all the way." ”

"It's okay, there happens to be an agent here, by the way. But the mother handed a room card to her daughter, patted her and said, "You send the things to Li Zheng first, seeing that the time is almost up, I will take you to dinner." ”

"Yes, yes, you can go, don't bother us. Zhang Xiaoke pushed his mother to the side.

"Okay, you, unload the mill and kill the donkey. But my mother smiled, but she didn't resist, and only then did she remember to turn around and say, "You can play in the hotel, just report my room number, don't say anything else, Li Zheng, you can at least get a haircut." ”

"Thank you, Auntie. ”

Zhang Xiaoke drove his mother away and pushed Li Zheng into the elevator quickly before he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Your mother is so nice. Li Zheng pursed his lips and replied, "I still want to exchange outfits, what are you doing in such a hurry?"

"Don't you think it's weird?" Zhang Xiaoke hugged his chest and tilted his head, "What is she doing so well to you, it's weird." ”

"I guess the parents will sit at the same table as my dad. Li Zheng raised his cheeks and said, "Huzi has no dog father, Lao Li's emotional intelligence is very high, and he must have formed a good relationship with your mother at that time." ”

"Stop, it's even weirder. ”

"Ding" sounds, and the elevator reaches the floor.

The two walked all the way to the door of Li Zheng's room, only to find that the door was open, presumably Shi Yang was back.

As soon as he walked in the door, Shi Yang shouted inside: "Ha! You Li Zheng, are you going out to hook up with your sister during the afternoon vacation?"

Before Li Zheng could answer, Shi Yang came out from the wall and raised his eyebrows obscenely: "This kind of thing is not called Lao Tzu...... Father...... Lao Tzu ......"

The moment Shi Yang found Zhang Xiaoke, his eyebrows froze at a high point.

I couldn't close my mouth anymore.

The face began to visibly deform.

"Ah......h

Eventually, he squealed timidly like a chick and shrank back.

Li Zheng looked back at Zhang Xiaoke.

The latter had already had a disgusted face, tilted his mouth, and looked like a dog ignoring it.

This disgusted expression has undoubtedly sentenced Shi Yang to death.

is worthy of Shi Yang, as soon as they meet, they can reverse the favorability.

Li Zheng dragged his suitcase into the house, and forcibly introduced him with embarrassment: "This is my classmate, come to give me clothes, this is the chemistry boss of the first school in the city." ”

Shi Yang sat in front of the bed, not daring to look directly at Zhang Xiaoke throughout the whole process.

But even so, that cute little face and cute outfit were deeply imprinted in his mind.

No doubt......

This must be Lin Yujing......

Oh, my God...... The top ten in chemistry are still so cute......

You'll have to get to know each other.

Despite this, Shi Yang still didn't dare to look at her, only leaned over and bowed his head, pretending to be handsome in his shoes: "You...... Hello...... My name is Shi Yang, and my goal is the Icho World Championship, huh. ”

This self-introduction instantly lowered Zhang Xiaoke's impression of him again.

Zhang Xiaoke didn't even tell him his name, only turned his head with his hands behind his back, and barely "um".

In this unusual embarrassment, Li Zheng put down his suitcase, squatted on the ground and pulled the rope, and said to Shi Yang: "You rest yours, let's put down our things and leave." ”

"I ...... This, I'm still ...... Let's go out for a while......" Shi Yang swallowed and spat, walked past Zhang Xiaoke, but his eyes unconsciously swiped down, glancing at Zhang Xiaoke's thighs wrapped in stockings.

"Woo......" Zhang Xiaoke took half a step back vigilantly, "Okay, you can go out." ”

"......" Shi Yang shuddered, wiped his face, and walked out aggrievedly.

This...... I can't help but take a look.

You're dressed like this, who can stand it?

"Wait. Li Zheng suddenly raised his hand.

"Oh?" Shi Yang turned around.

It's a good brother, and I have a sister to tease together, so I still have to keep it in the end.

"Bring a bottle of water. Li Zheng picked up a bottle of mineral water on the table and threw it to Shi Yang, "Go to the backyard to play ball with them, don't wait for me for dinner at night." ”

Shi Yang trembled and took the mineral water.

Looking at Li Zheng, his teeth couldn't help but clench.

Fake, all fake.

The senior sister is too, and so is the cute sister.

It's all fake, and you won't take me to play at all.

It's all surface brothers, all plastic love.

But even if Shi Yang was in pain, he could only turn around and run away.

In his world, I am afraid there is nothing more painful than giving a room to his brother.

Originally, this was bitter enough, but Shi Yang went out and ran two steps, and then he heard a "bang", and the door was smashed to death.

As soon as he turned around, he saw the "Do Not Disturb" light come on.

This scene can be said to be worse.

Good for you, Li Zheng!

You and Lin Yujing, are you in such a hurry?

Obviously she is one of the top ten chemistry girls in the city.

Damn it......

Believe it or not......

Believe it or not......

Sue the teacher!

......

In the room, after Zhang Xiaoke slammed the door, he was still angry: "What kind of roommate are you, it's disgusting......"

"Shi Baoer just has low emotional intelligence and doesn't know how to hide his desires. ”

"Then you can't look at the legs first. Zhang Xiaoke scolded.

"That's what you say, but you're so ...... Cute ......" Li Zheng coughed and said, "I also tried very hard to restrain myself so that I didn't look down." ”

"Oh?" Zhang Xiaoke sat at the end of the bed, raising his eyebrows, "Master, do you also have seven emotions and six desires?"

"......" Li Zheng's expression became anxious.

Zhang Xiaoke laughed when he saw it, and shook his legs happily: "Haha, I didn't let you see it." ”

"Enough!" Li Zheng lowered his head and scolded, "You are a double standard, why do you have a...... Oh no, Shi Baoer is obscene to watch, I can watch it casually, not because I'm handsome. ”

"Vomit !!"

Seeing Zhang Xiaoke's nausea, Li Zheng also became comfortable.

Finally licking his lips, he lifted the suitcase.

Wow!

Golden Epic Supplies!

Science Fiction World 2018 Bound Edition.

Two stacks of "Volleyball Junior" comics.

Two stacks of physics competition textbooks & exercises.

Two bags of change of clothes.

A brand new set of painting tools.

The most critical.

And a pair of slippers.

Guesthouse paper slippers can go to death.

"Now I'm ...... I'm alive......" Li Zheng stroked the books, panting and raising his head, "Say, what do you want? Anything, as long as I have it, I can give you anything." ”

"???" Zhang Xiaoke was stunned for a moment, then jumped into the bathroom and escaped, "I'll go to the toilet first......"

Two minutes later, when Zhang Xiaoke finished sorting out, Li Zheng had already transferred all the things in the box and was opening the bag containing the clothes.

"Wait!" Zhang Xiaoke jumped again.

However, she spoke too late.

At this time, Li Zheng had already taken out a pair of cotton briefs with black spots on a yellow background from his bag.

When I looked closely, I realized that it was actually the head of a Pikachu.

This head, along with the two long ears on the left and right, just make up the complete body of the briefs.

"I have this?" Li Zheng looked down blankly and looked at the clothes bag.

Wow!

New world!

Even Li Zheng blushed and panicked.

Before he could put down his things and apologize, Zhang Xiaoke had already sprinted over.

"Give me amnesia!"

Li Zheng was directly knocked over on the bed, he couldn't have imagined that Zhang Xiaoke would have such strength.

At the same time of the collision, Zhang Xiaoke also inserted a Feiyun hand, snatched Pikachu back with his hand, and then stuffed the bag back into the bag at the speed of light, and tied the bag back into the suitcase at the speed of light.

After that, there was only silence.

Zhang Xiaoke didn't raise his head, gasping silently, and couldn't see his face at all.

"Right...... I'm sorry......" Li Zheng swallowed and foamed, "I thought it was all my clothes......"

"Shut up...... Zhang Xiaoke still didn't look up, and whispered in a terrifying voice, "Say it, and I'll kill you." ”

"I know, I won't say it......" Li Zheng nodded again and again, "It's actually nothing, there's nothing to be ashamed of Pikachu's underwear, my dad still wears red Superman boxers......"

"Shut up!"

“......”

After Zhang Xiaoke locked the box, he escaped into the bathroom again.

Sit on the toilet lid and kick your legs and wave your arms wildly.

Ahhh

I knew I had to change the belt.

It took a long time for her to wipe her face and come out again.

Li Zheng sat upright in front of the desk, not daring to move, only muttering: "I thought about it...... Why don't I give you a secret compensation for the loss, Teacher Tang, she ......"

"Shut up, it's over. Zhang Xiaoke sat on the bed with hatred, "Don't mention it in the future!"

"Good ......"

There was a moment of silence.

"What's wrong with Mr. Tang?" Zhang Xiaoke finally couldn't help it.

"I'm just telling you, you are not allowed to tell anyone. ”

"Mmmmmmmmmm ”

A few minutes later, Zhang Xiaoke, who had collected the new secret, finally relaxed.

"Aha, no wonder I haven't been wearing stockings lately. ”

"Oh, is it because of the stockings?"

"yes, the stockings stink the most. Zhang Xiaoke thought about it, and hurriedly added, "Except for me, I sweat very little." ”

"Okay, don't laugh at other people's shortcomings, everyone has shortcomings. Li Zheng shook his head and sighed, "For example, for me, for so many years, my understanding is very low, and I learn very slowly......"

"Shut up!" Zhang Xiaoke stopped Li Zheng in time, then sat on the bed and shook his legs, turned his face sideways and said, "You just said that as long as you have it, I can do anything, right?"

"Well, let's talk about it. ”

"Then ......" Zhang Xiaoke swallowed and spit, turned his head, "Share me a little...... Time for it. ”

"When?"

"That's it...... Take me to study......" Zhang Xiaoke turned his head again, "That's it...... After using your system feedback method...... Recently, I took my monthly exam, and I accidentally took the 10th place ......"

"Congratulations!"

"yes, I didn't expect that either...... So...... I wanted to try it. Zhang Xiaoke leaned back and lay on the bed with his arms outstretched, "After all, I also relied on myself to fight into Rendafu...... Maybe it's been too long since I've been confident...... Now that I'm in the top 10, I want to really try again...... Although I can't compare with Master, then I also want to try to challenge Jingbei!"

"That's a good thing, of course. Li Zheng did not forget to remind, "But you also have to look at yourself correctly, the only reason why you can be in the top ten is that I didn't take the exam." ”

"Damn!" Zhang Xiaoke got up and scolded again, "Speaking of which, Jing Jing didn't take the test, so angry." ”

"Why is she?"

She said that she had no fighting spirit and simply studied physics at home. Zhang Xiaoke stuck out his tongue and spread his arms, "The principal can't ...... her either"

"Hmph, it is worthy of being the Lord of Ye City. Li Zheng couldn't help but move his fingers, "Okay, let's talk about you first, when I go back from the training camp, I will conduct a more comprehensive investigation and special training for you, don't be unable to bear it." ”

That's what I want. Zhang Xiaoke got up and said happily, "Xu Mengxi also took the second place in the grade in the monthly exam, you are not allowed to teach others anymore." ”

"This one is very tiring, and it will take dozens of hours to smash. Li Zheng waved his hand and smiled, "It's okay, it's just a passing on of merit." ”

"Alright, let's go out and play. Zhang Xiaoke grabbed Li Zheng and pushed him out, "Bowling, table tennis, swimming?"

"Hmm......" Li Zheng thought for a while and said, "Why don't you go shopping?" ”

“???”

"If you don't want to......

"I'm sorry for you. Zhang Xiaoke stretched out his arms helplessly, "Let's take it as a haircut with you." ”

"OK, call your mom along. ”

“???”