Although it was a sudden shopping, it was actually a deliberate choice.

The first is the relaxation level, which has accumulated to the level of Lv.3,356/360 hours very casually during this time.

It just so happened that the 72-hour monthly shopping relaxation was also refreshed.

In addition, my mother's aesthetic outfit is very good, and I really want to communicate.

Also, my mother invites guests to dinner, and she always has to go to the business district, and the food in this hotel has already vomited.

Besides, you do need to cut your hair.

With so many factors combined, this strange shopping trip was born.

On the way, I learned that my mother's job was to act as an agent and purchasing agent for some niche luxury goods, and she also tried to build her own brand, but because luxury goods were unreasonable, they had little to do with quality, only with brands and marketing, and in the end she had to give up.

Along with Ke's mother, Li Zheng's strange knowledge has also increased a lot.

Normally he had no interest in this kind of knowledge.

But after spending two weeks with chemistry, all knowledge without elements and molecules became palatable.

It's like after eating spicy hot pot for two weeks in a row, even a washed cucumber is gluttonous and delicious.

Shopping, hairdressing, and eating all the way, Li Zheng talked happily with his mother.

It's just that Zhang Xiaoke is a little bitter.

She felt like a passerby the whole time.

Sure enough, to Master......

It's all fake.

You can only catch it with knowledge as bait.

......

At eight o'clock in the evening, Shi Yangcai and many inches left the restaurant and stepped on the elevator.

Everyone looked at each other speechlessly, and they were bored.

Damn it.

This half-day rest is better than nothing.

After parting, Shi Yang returned to the door lonely with his hands in his pockets, and only rang the doorbell when he saw that the "Do Not Disturb" light was off.

After making sure that there was no one in the house, he sighed, swiped the card to open the door, and entered the house to turn on the light.

He sighed again as he looked at the empty room and the piles of physics books and comics on his desk.

Why, I can't meet a beautiful cute girl who likes chemistry?

With such doubts, he went to the toilet alone, brushed his teeth alone, bathed alone, and prepared to go to bed alone.

Just as he was about to go to bed, his expression suddenly tightened.

Hair!

Long hair!

He picked up the long hair from the sheets in amazement.

The eye sockets gradually reddened.

Fuck you!

Li Zheng!

Why...... In Lao Tzu's bed!

In the midst of grief and indignation, the door opened.

Shi Yang pinched his hair and rushed to the door angrily.

But before he could start scolding, he was stunned.

.

This force.

It's handsome again.

A new short and sexy part, a new macho shaped leather jacket.

Brand new big leather boots, brand new burst denim.

Plus that lightly groomed stubble.

What the fuck are you doing?

Why be a brother with such a person?

I don't even dare to talk to him!

Li Zheng stood in front of the door with two big bags, but he was a little shy: "Change your look and get used to it." ”

"......" Shi Yang gritted his teeth for a long time, and finally raised his hand to show the strand of hair, "I found it in my bed, you...... You explain. ”

Li Zheng looked at the hair.

It feels like this scene is familiar.

He vaguely remembered.

One day after Tang Zhifei's home visit.

Ning Er picked up the hair on the sofa, and did the same Lao Li.

At that time, Lao Li was very panicked, but he still helped him out of the siege.

Of course, Li Zheng didn't panic at all, he just entered the house and closed the door: "She sits on your bed, it's strange if she doesn't fall off, right?"

"It's just...... Sit?"

"Seems to be lying down for a while?"

"! Why don't you lie in bed?"

"I had a lot of stuff on my bed. ”

"Uhhh

"Okay, just lie down for a while, what's the big deal. Li Zheng put down his things, changed into slippers and went into the bathroom, ready to brush his teeth, "I know you like spicy food, there are spicy crayfish in the bag, just six, don't eat more." ”

"Oh?" Shi Yang instantly twitched his nose, followed the smell, and sure enough, he turned out a box of crayfish from Li Zheng's bag, and instantly turned sad into joy, "Okay, brother, understand me!"

"If it weren't for her mother's arrival, I'd have called you along. Li Zheng squeezed the toothpaste and smiled, "Eat it while it's hot." ”

"Mom?" Shi Yang sat in front of the bathroom door, opened the lunch box and exclaimed, "Her mother...... Bringing her with you ......to see you? Open?"

"What do you think, it's just a business trip. Li Zheng scolded with a toothbrush in his mouth, "This lobster was directly ordered and packed by her mother, just to bring it back for you." ”

"Good mother, good mother. Shi Yang put on plastic gloves, grabbed a crayfish and nibbled on it, muttering as he gnawed, "Brother Zheng...... I've been with you for so long, and that's not much better...... Otherwise, you should teach me some secret skills, how can you make the girl die and come to you from thousands of miles away?"

"It's obviously a concern between classmates, why are you so disgusting when you say it......" Li Zheng rinsed his mouth and shook his head, "Indeed, your emotional intelligence is too low, I'll give you three hard rules, these three rules, you just have to abide by them, although it will limit your play, but you will never suffer, and you still don't play well." ”

"Brother Zheng, please!" Shi Yang took a bite of the lobster meat, looked up at Li Zheng, and couldn't take his eyes off it.

After thinking for a while, Li Zheng coughed his throat and said: "First, take care of your eyes and mouth, don't look at places that shouldn't be seen, don't say things that shouldn't be said, and fully respect each other, even if you have evil thoughts in your heart, you must try to pretend to be relaxed, make a well-informed and unruly look, and summarize it in five big words - steady and not frivolous." ”

Shi Yang nodded again and again when he heard this: "It makes sense...... But how can you be steady and not frivolous?"

"Hmm...... It's about the state of discussing chemistry problems. ”

"Yes, I'm good at that. Shi Yang couldn't wait, and pulled another crayfish out, "What about the second one?"

"Second, you can only trust the woman's expression, not what the woman says. Li Zheng said in the interval of rinsing his mouth, "When human beings communicate face-to-face, the amount of information revealed by their expressions is the most accurate and accurate, especially when communicating with women, the words they say in their mouths are simply disturbing the audio-visual, which is equivalent to the distraction of multiple-choice questions, and it is very easy to be tricked." ”

"!!" Shi Yang's scalp tingled when he heard this, as if the peppercorns in the crayfish were on the head, and he exclaimed, "I see! Women's words are all used to disturb them, and expression is king! ”

"There's nothing exciting about this, it's just the entry level. Li Zheng explained with a toothbrush, "In order to make it easier for you to understand, I will give you a random example - for example, when a woman talks to you, she looks left and right, which means that she wants to end the conversation early, even if she says, 'Wow Shiyang, you are so smart', don't believe it, at this time, you take the initiative to say, 'You are busy first, and we will discuss this topic when we have the opportunity to do so', but you will gain more favor." ”

"Learned, Mr. Li. Shi Yang slapped his thigh, "No wonder! The girl only talked to me once and then ignored me, is there any such example?"

"The list goes on, let's take Lin Yujing as an example......" Li Zheng admired the Hu shape in the mirror, and said with a smirk, "She rarely speaks, so most of the time she can only judge by her expression, and the interesting thing is that her expression is often the opposite of what she thinks, for example, she glared at me fiercely, which is not to hate me, but to expect me to work harder and bring her more challenges and excitement." ”

"Wow, I don't understand this at all, Mr. Li. ”

"There's no way, this is already the third layer, your rank is too low, let's accumulate it slowly. Li Zheng packed up his toothbrush cup, walked out of the bathroom, and taught in person, "The last third rule, always, always, never, don't take the initiative to provoke a topic with 'sexual elements', let alone any nonsense like 'pickling girls', this kind of thing is like blowing out the alcohol lamp with your mouth when doing an experiment, it is an absolute dead end, and you will get zero points in an instant." ”

Shi Yang was stunned and said, "Aren't girls very open now?"

"Stupid, openness is divided, and it has to be cooked to a certain extent. Li Zheng nodded vigorously, "If you are not in the other party's favor zone, you will only cut off the country, even if you are, you must be cautious." ”

Shi Yang swallowed and spat, gasped and asked, "That'...... If it's a girl who takes the initiative to provoke ...... What about that topic?"

"Hmm...... What ...... this" Li Zheng shook his head heavily, "I haven't experienced it either...... From my point of view, this kind of thing can disturb the mind and affect learning, and it is best to discuss it after marriage. If there are girls who are trying to do something to me in high school...... I'm probably going to stay away, like the 174 girls who wrote me love letters. ”

"......" Shi Yang felt serious discomfort, and with a "squeak", he bit the lobster head, "What the fuck...... And said you are not a scumbag......"

However, as a science man, he still found Li Zheng's loophole, and immediately spit out the lobster head and asked, "What are you talking about a high probability, so what is the remaining small probability?"

"You're asking too much, don't get an inch. Li Zheng dodged and retracted back into the bathroom, "Okay, now according to Feynman's learning method, you can refine and summarize it yourself." ”

"Okay, Mr. Li......" Shi Yang had to put down the lobster for the time being, and pondered cross-legged, "With girls, you have to look directly into each other's eyes, keep your eyes on them, discuss and study seriously and seriously, and at the same time, you must always observe each other's expressions, as long as the other party is slightly troubled, you must ask her to leave, and always say honest words, don't be ambiguous, that's what you mean?"

"It's not bad. Li Zheng nodded reassuringly, "That's how I basically get along." ”

"I've learned it, so I'll make it smooth and memorize it. ”

"Well, there's no way, you have this understanding, just memorize it. ”

"Let Mr. Li bother. Shi Yang shouted vigorously, "Lao Tzu also wants to be a scumbag like Teacher Li!"

"Huh?"

"It's a macho, macho. ”

"Hmm. ”