Chapter 79 The wisher takes the bait and scatters the bait, and the Xuanye retreats to talk about the fate
"Okay, okay, you two don't get in the way of my eyes here, where should you go and stay, I won't leave the two of you here, you two want to talk about love, don't take me, a lonely old man, lack of virtue?
"Master, which eye did you see that we were in love? Obviously, she has been pestering me all the time!"
"Oh, that's what I said wrong, it's the two of you who love and kill each other, anyway, whatever it is, get out of here, don't get in the way of me here, you two are very noisy, please, if you don't want to leave, stay in this deep mountain with me, a bad old man, don't go back." ”
"Then forget it, master, I'm used to staying in the city, we can't afford your paradise, it's too difficult, it's better for you to enjoy the blessings alone, the disciple takes the first step, and I worship you!"
"Get out, you little conscienceless, what do I want you for? I have raised you for so many years, who knows that I have raised a white-eyed wolf?
"I don't like to hear this, master, what do you mean I'm useless? How much trouble have I saved you in the days I was on duty? Didn't I guard the border well?"
"Do you still have the face to say, those things you did are too high-profile, you don't hide it, if I don't work hard to wipe your ass, it's really difficult, it's enough to cause a sensation at home and abroad, in the end, I don't have to give you these two things? And say you don't bother me? I bah, you are more troublesome than bothering me, I'm so old, and I have to deal with the aftermath for you, I'm still so easy to say that I didn't do anything for you, have you asked your conscience? It's all in vain what I've done for you for so many years, isn't it? I'm cheap, isn't it? You kid, come over to me, what are you running? Obediently lead the fight!"
"Master, don't, there are still others here, so save me some face." ”
"Face? What more face do you want to save face? Your thick-skinned skin is comparable to the city wall, and you are still afraid that others will count you down? Besides, how much is your little face worth? You go out and ask, is there anyone who can buy it for three yuan a pound of fire?"
"Master, seriously, let me go this time, I really won't do it again next time, you believe me, I'm right to Tianfa Si!"
"It's useless to send four, you have a temper, do you have a temper? If you have a temper, you hold back to me, a good spring, just ruined by you, you say I'm not angry? What do you care? Can you manage you? What hole cards do you have? Show them all! Let me see, what growth have you made over the years!"
"Master, come again, I really can't stand it if I come again!"
"Don't talk nonsense, the old bones of my body can still stand it, what do you say that you can't stand it as a young man? As a man, you can't say that you can't do it at any time, do you hear it clearly?"
"But I really don't have much experience in this area, and I'm not just beaten in front of you, how dare I fight back?"
"You're so cowardly? You're such a waste? After so many years of martial arts training, you've been trained back to waste? What about the momentum before? Take it out, let me take a good look, has that stinky little ghost grown into a lion now?"
Su Chen remembered when he first saw Xuanye, and he shouted loudly: "Cut, you all wait for me, one day I, Su Chen, will press you to the ground and rub it, do you hear it?"
Looking back now, this picture was said in front of such a big man, at that time, he didn't directly return to the West to count himself lucky, why was he so Shabi at that time? I really don't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick, and I provoked Xuanye when I was young......
"Master, don't tease me, I was ignorant when I was a child, and I just joked!"
"What you said may be just a joke, but I'm serious, I'm a person who listens to the wind and rain, so it's useless to say more, use your strongest moves, hit me, let the teacher take a good look at your progress, and see if you have the qualifications to be able to take charge on your own!"
"Master, I really can't do it, just raise your noble hand and let me go!"
"Don't talk nonsense, you rebel, you just want to be lazy, don't think I can't see it, it seems that I don't force you, you really don't know how ruthless I am, look at the trick!"
I saw that Xuan Ye calmly took out a machine gun, loaded it with a magazine, and without saying a word, he shot directly at Su Chen, Su Chen didn't have time to dodge, so he had to lie down and turn to the side with a disgraced face.
"I'll go, master, are you really here? If I hadn't reacted quickly just now, I would have almost been killed by you!"
"Don't talk nonsense, even if you are killed, then you are innocent of death, you can only blame yourself for your bad luck, besides, how can you kid die so easily? Isn't there a good saying, good people don't live long, scourge lasts for thousands of years, a big scourge like you, can be shot to death by me, that's, and I didn't use all my strength, I still haven't taken it out to deal with you, wait, wait for it to scare you to death any day!"
"I'll go, isn't it, there's a killer move, pull it down, let me go, the first few tortured me to death, and now you tell me that there are other trials, my God, spare me, I'm just a child, I'm only so old to go through things that shouldn't be experienced at this age, I'm too difficult......"
"Don't worry, it's all for you, do you want to give it a try now?"
"Then forget it, forget it, I can't afford it!
The current situation is very tense, Su Chen's Xuanye has no intention of cultivating, and the disciple brother is too tired and panicked, on the other hand, Hei Ye's side, Hei Ye still hasn't gone out, he can't go out of the customs, he is behind closed doors, and there is no time for him to get out of the customs.
Su Chen was slack in his cultivation, lazy and lazy, like a gai slipper, on the other hand, on the Black Shark's side, the Black Shark was steadily advancing under the guidance of his senior brother.
To his surprise, his overlord power had actually increased to a large level, and this was the reason for his struggle, this kind of person was destined to succeed.
On the other hand, Su Chen's side is lazy and lazy, with no motivation at all, as if he has given up everything, it doesn't matter what happens, he just wants to be low-key, kick his calves, have no quarrel with the world, and cover a summer cool quilt, I look anxious for him.
But we're not him, and we can't make decisions for him, can we? We can only watch from the sidelines, be a bystander, and we can't control his affairs at all, and we can't control them, so let him go on casually.
The story is still very long, and if you want to hear it, I will tell it......
Su Chen will definitely not be able to be lazy like this any longer, regardless of their strength and weapons on their side, they can't solve it with personnel alone.
Although there are a lot of people on their side, they are basically all non-combat talents, and the strength of the opposite side is not clear for the time being.
"Rebel, you are too lazy to die, I really don't know how he became this king of soldiers in the first place, is it shady?
"Master, can we not be so stiff? Alas, life in the countryside is really nostalgic, people outside want to come in, but people inside want to go out, alas! ”
"Don't talk to me about these things that I don't have, I don't listen, is it useful? You might as well practice honestly if you have that time, clean up these useless things, you kid, it's hopeless, I can't control you!"
"Slightly, slightly, slightly, you want to take care of it?"
"Hey, you stinky boy, you don't want to give you some face, don't you? It's against you, isn't it? It looks like I need to clean you up today!"
"Master, I'm just joking, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously. ”
"I'm really sorry, I took it seriously!"
"Don't, what are you really doing? Master, don't make trouble, be honest. ”
"Do you mean to say that I'm messing around with you? Do you think I'm messing around with you? Big mistake, who has the spare time to talk to you about this idleness? How do you drop when you have nothing to do? Why don't you talk about it for 180 yuan first? What do you think?"
"I think it's better to forget it, chatting with you, chatting, chatting, it's easy to chatter, I'm afraid, you can pull you down, you just go cool, there should be nothing to do with you here." ”
"This means that I am superfluous! Good boy, I can endure you, dare to say that your master and I are superfluous, and I can endure it? It seems that I have to teach you a lesson today! Come over honestly, be self-conscious, and be less beaten, otherwise, don't blame the teacher for being ruthless!"
"Master, be merciful. ”
"You say that, but what are you doing all this far?"
"I can't afford to fight, can't I still afford to run? I only allow others to fight, so I don't allow others to escape? I'm not stupid, goodbye to you!"
"Stinky boy, will I let you go? Come back to me! Don't think you can escape by running there, tell you, impossible!"
"Huh?
I saw that Su Chen's way was blocked by Yu Nuolan, Su Chen is now a tiger in front and a wolf in the back, he is in a dilemma, neither advance nor retreat, what should he do?
"Sister Lan, you ...... You, why are you here? Didn't you just ......?"
"Less nonsense, why can't I be here?Su Chen, do you hate me?As long as you say it, I will disappear in front of your eyes immediately, and I will never appear in front of you again!"
"Oops, oops, no, no, no, okay?"
Who knew that Yu Nuolan directly gave Su Chen a bear hug, and almost strangled Su Chen directly!
"Alas, I knew that you still had mine in your heart. ”
Lan ...... Sister Lan, ahem...... Let go, if you don't let go, I'm going to be strangled to death by you......"
"Oh, oh!"
Yu Nuolan let go of his hand, at this time, Xuan Ye had already caught up, and he happened to eat this wave of dog food that should not be eaten, he looked confused, and he looked angry, he was very dissatisfied with Su Chen's behavior, and was thinking about the right day to clean him up......
"Okay, good boy, you just came here and you prepared the killer weapon for me, a good wave of dog food killing, I have been taught, I have hurt me, you are ruthless!"
"Ahh
"You still say, haven't you changed it?"
"I don't know what's going on. ”
"Good boy, you don't admit it after you finish it, you want to lift your pants and leave, tell you, don't delay other girls, you have too many emotional debts to deal with in time, otherwise sooner or later you will regret it! Don't blame me for not reminding you then, this is all your own fault!"
"What? Inexplicably, master, can you say some words that people can understand? I really can't understand your big theory apprentice......
"Don't ask, what I should tell you is already told anyway, I can already be regarded as benevolent and righteous, as for how to operate, it is still up to you, I can't control your private affairs, and I don't want to care!"
"Oh, master, don't, you can't just say half of the words, it's so appetizing?
"I don't care if you have any meaning? Fuck the sky, manage the earth, I still care about your big fart! Hurry up and get out of the way, don't come back, I'm annoying, it's really brainy, why did I get on such a thing like you? Alas, point back, such a big chance for me to choose, I haven't chosen the right one, you tell me about this, who should I find to reason?"
"Master, where did you say what you said for a long time? Apprentice, why can't I understand a word?"
"Don't talk nonsense, you can understand it yourself, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, what's the matter? I don't understand this? Is your language prenatal education? Are you still Chinese? I don't understand this? Are you a barbarian who just came out of the mountains?"
"Master, how can you say that? I don't like to hear that!"
"I don't care if you like to hear it or not? I still need to take into account your feelings when I speak? The mouth grows on me, I can say whatever I want, this is my freedom, you can do it yourself!"
"Huh......? Master, you really have a problem for me...... Anyway, give me an option, hey, I can't do this question, I can't do it!"
"Then I don't care about you, who told you not to work hard, now you know that it can't work, right? Remember one sentence, if you don't work hard, the boss will be sad, you will practice yourself, you, when will your talents be wasted, you will regret it, when the day comes, don't give me a sad face and lick a big face here and say you can't do this and that, I tell you, I don't eat that set, when it really comes to that day, it is also you who asked for it, no wonder others!"
"That's no way, master, I'm like this, it's not that you don't know me, so there's no way, isn't it?"
"There's no way to fart, your kid is full of excuses every day, I really want to strangle you and me all at once, you kid is really too bad lately!
"Damn, master, there's still no end? Come back, you? If you come again, I'll fight back, I'll really fight back." ”
"Then you come, you will play tricks, I have never seen you serious, come, let's have a good fight between master and apprentice, you have also studied for so long, today we will divide him into high and low winners, you don't want to be lazy, be careful, lazy will be fatal, stinky boy, look at the trick!"
I saw that Xuan Ye finally took out his sword, Hanguang, although this sword ranked sixteenth in the sword spectrum, but it has never won in the rivers and lakes.
Hanguang is one of the three swords of Kong recorded in the Liezi Tangwen, which is invisible, and does not know what it touches, and is boundless, and it is an invisible sword in the legend.
The edge is contained but not revealed, this is the true color of the light, the gentleman has no contention, the light is invisible, and the heart is forgotten, which is the sword intent of the light, the sword light refers to, and the heart is going!
Xuan Ye hadn't pulled out his sword a few times in total, but this time, he was serious! The sword qi was all over his body, and his power cut off the surrounding grass and trees, and the sword qi was unstoppable!
"Boy, draw your sword!"
"Master, I think, or forget it, tell me about you, why are you still serious? Isn't it just a joke? I can't afford to open this? How can I talk to you in the future? You talk about me talking to you, and you will do things for me, how can you play with this?"
"Give me less nonsense, where's your sword?"
"Master, do you think I look like a sword?"
"Well, I think you look like you, I want to kill you, look at the sword!"
"Why do you still do this? Master, there is no love!"
"There's a fart love and love, I don't have any love for you, I'm honestly beaten, where did you get so much nonsense?"
"I'm lost, I really can't be angry with you, you tell me every day, you have to do it with me at every turn, are you interesting? I came all the way to discuss countermeasures with you, not to fight with you, if you do this again, I won't come to you in the future!"
"If you don't look for it, you won't look for it, I still want to be clean!"
"Damn, I'm worthless?"
"Wrong, you are worthless, if you have a little use value, I will not be so poor, I can't escape the world, why retreat to the mountains and forests, this is the reason, it's a real hammer!"
"Master, what you said is so good, it makes so much sense, I am simply speechless to throw myself to the ground for the five bodies that admire you......"
"That's nature. ”
"Then, master, I wonder if you have any good ideas about taking the lives of the enemy?"
"Well, there's one at that time, but you'll need to make a little sacrifice to make it work. ”
"Sacrifice? What sacrifice? It can't be to sacrifice my body, right? No, Master, anything, that's it!"
"What do you think? Who wants your flesh? You think it's beautiful, if there is such a good thing, I'll go first. ”
"Master, aren't you a cultivator? Why do you still think about this?"
"I'm a Huoju Taoist priest, I can marry a daughter-in-law, the nature is different, understand?"
"Well, I know, I know, I believe in your ghost. ”
"Are you really joking with me? Stinky boy, you're itchy again, aren't you? Come on, look at the sword!"
"Master, spare your life, don't make trouble, hurry up and get down to business, what is the solution?"
"I'm not telling you. ”
"Master, you can do it, tell me, the apprentice knows that he is wrong, and he will not dare anymore. ”
"Are you really wrong?"
"I really know it's wrong. ”
"Okay, then I'll tell you with great mercy, you listen, my trick is to put a long line and catch a big fish. ”
"Master, what do you mean? The apprentice doesn't understand, can you be specific?"
"This trick is to use you as bait, to lure the enemy out, the specific operation is that you are the same as usual, go to school, go to play with friends or something, in short, to behave naturally, the enemy does not move, I do not move, we just want to lead the snake out of the hole, they do not come, it doesn't matter, let's wait for them to come, don't believe they don't come, see who can't sit still first, you just need to be a good bait, come to a Jiang Taigong fishing, willing to take the bait, wait for them to send it to the door, then everything will be fine, if you can't hold your breath, then cool, I told you what to say, it's up to you how to operate, you can get out, nothing, let's break up!”
"Come on, master, bye to you. ”
"Stinky boy, there's no shape, get out, there's nothing to do with you here, I'm going to retreat, go on your own!"
"Huh, master, you want to retreat?"
"yes, what's wrong?
"No, no, no opinion, how dare I have an opinion?"
"Forgive you and don't dare, I expect that there may be big moves on the border side in the next few days, you pay attention to yourself, if you can manage it, you can manage it, if you can't manage it, wait until I get out of the customs, don't be reckless, they have been suppressed for a long time, this counterattack must be difficult to survive, so I must improve my strength a little more to suppress them, otherwise, the entire Huaxia Continent will not be peaceful!"
"Master, don't worry, I am guarding the border, they don't dare to make a mistake!"
"You can keep it for a while, can you keep it for a lifetime? No heart, what do you think about in your brain, you have to look into the distance, don't be complacent and feel like you're very awesome, tell you, you're nothing now, you don't have such arrogant capital, there are people who can suppress you in reality, don't be complacent here, you don't have that strength, the sky is too high, the sea is too wide, don't talk nonsense if you don't have the strength, do you hear clearly?"
"Yes, master, don't train me anymore, I'm leaving, there will be a period later. ”
"Come on, who wants to have a period with you, every time you come to me, it's a kind of torture, or will it be indefinite, I don't want to see you again. ”
"Master, you can't do this to me!"
"Okay, okay, let's go quickly, when I get out of the customs, I'll contact you again, don't come here if you don't have anything to do, I'm going to close the mountain!"
"Yes, Master, I wish you all the best in your retreat!"
"you, don't get in my way here, get in the way, get in the way!"
"Cut, it's out of the way, when I uproot all the front and back of this stage, I see how you still pick my thorns, and at that time, you can't praise me if you want to!"
Su Chen left Guangshan, Yu Nuolan followed, the two were neither familiar nor strangers, just consumed, neither of them took the initiative, they were silent, waiting for the other party to speak first......