Chapter 80: There is a wave of black humor, and there is a wave of senior sister incidents

"Hey, I said, can you stop following me?"

"No, you haven't answered me yet, as long as you say you hate me, I'll disappear in front of you immediately, you say, you say!"

"Oops, oops, don't hate it, don't hate it, okay?"

Who knew that as soon as Su Chen finished saying this, Yu Nuolan unexpectedly gave him a bear hug, "Hehe, I know you don't hate me, okay, let you go this time, if something can't be solved, remember to look for us, we are all behind you, your back will be handed over to us, and the enemies in front will be handed over to you!"

"Thank you!"

"Wait, what did you just say?"

"Thanks, what's wrong?"

"Come here and talk!"

"What the hell is going on?"

Who knew that as soon as Su Chen passed, he was pressed by Yu Nuolan and approached the ground, "It's over, it's light, it's light, it's light, when did you say thank you before, why bother?

"Isn't it, you still want to throw me into the well?"

"You know, then you go in!"

"Damn, wait, that well is ......"

Before Su Chen finished speaking, Yu Nuolan had already thrown out of his hand, and Su Chen was thrown into the Cold Dragon Well, which was instantly chilling, so Su Chen hurriedly called up Yang Jin Overlord to resist.

In this case, if he is a second late, he will be frozen into ice, fortunately he caught up, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable, and the hope of Huaxia's generation was directly killed by an inadvertent move, which is unreasonable no matter how you say it.

"Oh me, it's so cold, it's so cold, this is really not a place for people to stay, what's it? I've never seen such cold water, the ice cellar is not as cold as it, what's it? no, I have to go up quickly, I can't stand it, I can't stand it......"

"Stinky boy, come up, you can't really die inside, right? No, this water is not that deep, who are you fooling?"

"You really don't know the innocence, you almost killed me just now, you know?"

"What do you say? You great scourge can drown in this little well water? What are you kidding? If you drown in this water, then I'll wash my hair upside down!"

"You're talking lightly, if I had been a second late, I'd have frozen to death inside. ”

"Freeze to death? What are you kidding if you have nothing to do? This summer, what are you freezing to death? Suffocate you, right?"

"Damn, don't talk cool there, you'll know when you try it later, you wait, I'll go find the bucket!"

"Cut, so it's a broken well, isn't it just a broken well? What's the big deal? As for it? It's really boring to make a fuss, but I want to see what other crooked reasoning you can come up with. ”

After a while, Su Chen took the bucket and rope, tied the rope to the bucket, and put the bucket down, but the bucket was put down, but when the bucket touched the well water inside, the bucket was directly frozen, and he couldn't pull it.

This is still Su Chen's hard work to get this well water up, only to see that the well water inside has been completely frozen, and the bucket has been completely wrapped in ice, which surprised Yu Nuolan.

"Huh......? This, how is this possible? How can it be?"

"See, right? This is the true face of this well water, this well is called Hanlong Well, although it nominally has a cultivation effect on the human body, but if you are not afraid of death, you can wipe it, just pray that you don't freeze into ice, but no one should be stupid enough to that extent. ”

"I'm sorry Su Chen, I didn't know this was the case below...... I ......"

"It's okay, I'm not fine, I'm fine? Besides, you don't know, don't you? Okay, okay, don't cry, I forgive you, you see, I'm not fine? I forgot to tell you, my Yang Jin cultivation has returned, so the well water just now didn't cause substantial harm to me, all of them were dissolved by me with overlord power, you can put ten thousand hearts, in this world, the only one who can hurt me Su Chen is myself!"

"Oh, yes? What about me?"

"Uh...... This one...... I didn't think about it, who knew you would ask that?"

"Then who told you to say it, blame me?"

"Blame me, blame me, sloppy, ugly!"

"Cut, okay, leave you alone, it's time for me to go, in fact, I'm here to investigate a mission. ”

"Mission?"

"That's right, mission, I heard that there is a perverted murderer near the middle school, so I took the task to take a look and solve it by the way. ”

"Isn't that the school I'm at now?

Su Chen heard that something had happened at the middle school, and the first thing that came to his mind was the innocent little girl, Ji Xiaomo, because it was already at this point, she had already left school, so if Ji Xiaomo was there, she would also be at home.

was worried about Ji Xiaomo's safety, so Su Chen called Uncle Ji directly without saying a word.

"Hey, Uncle Ji, is Xiaomo at home?"

"Who? Xiaomo is not here, even if he is, he won't tell you, who are you, who are you? Who are you Xiaomo? It's okay to ask around, and don't get close to me, am I familiar with you? Don't be idle and have nothing to do with relatives, I don't eat that!"

"Haha, Uncle Ji, it's me, Su Chen. ”

"Yo, it's Brother Su, how long have you not called my brother?Where have you been for so long?Uncle next day, let's have a good drink? You're looking for Xiaomo, right? Xiaomo is at home, why don't you come over now?"

"Oh, Xiaomo is at home, that's good, that's good. ”

"Brother Su, you specially called to ask Xiaomo's situation, is there a situation between the two of you? How about it? Tell me about it? It's okay, don't be shy, let's talk about it in the future, you still call me brother, I call you a virtuous son-in-law, I agree with you to be my son-in-law, you and I agree very much, I can't look down on other men, they are not worthy of Xiaomo, but Brother Su, you are different, Brother Su, you are a talent, and you have been a soldier, and men who are soldiers are very good at hurting women, I can rest assured that Xiaomo will be handed over to you. ”

"Oh, Uncle Ji, what are you talking about? Don't guess anymore, I just heard that the Middle School has not been very peaceful recently, and I was worried that something would happen to Xiaomo, so I specially called to ask. ”

"You don't have to worry about this, Xiaomo can take care of herself, under my guidance for many years, don't look at her as just a girl, but her individual combat ability is not weaker than mine, self-protection is still possible, just rely on those few little thieves, and "can't set off any waves, let them go, if they don't have long eyes and dare to provoke Xiaomo, that is, they don't want to live, my daughter is a black belt in taekwondo, not only that, she has also won the Sanda championship, so don't underestimate her!"

"I know that, I always thought she was joking with me, but I didn't expect it to be true, it's really eye-opening. ”

"Haha, the little girl is usually naughty, let Brother Su make you laugh, by the way, when are you coming?"

"Tomorrow, tomorrow, the little brother will definitely bring good wine to visit. ”

"Oh, that's a good feeling, then I'll wait for your good news, and I'll hang up first." ”

"Okay, Uncle Ji, you are busy first, and I'll do something first. ”

"Okay, then you are busy, brother, I won't bother you, tomorrow my brother will prepare two more dishes for you." ”

"Haha, then I really thank Uncle Ji for letting you break the bank. ”

"Eh, don't worry, don't worry, it's all your own brothers, what else do you and me do?

"Haha, then I won't be polite to Uncle Ji, I will definitely eat you another day. ”

"Haha, then if you can do it, you can try it together, I'm waiting for you here, you come, hurt each other"

"Come on, Uncle Ji, you wait, I will definitely visit tomorrow, and see how I cut you when the time comes!"

"It's okay, whatever you can chop it, isn't it just a meal? Uncle Ji, I can still afford it, let's wait for Xiaomo to come back and eat together, there will be more people. ”

"That's good, Uncle Ji, it's lively when there are more people. ”

"Okay, I'll prepare tomorrow's ingredients, it's enough for the two of you to eat, you're full, you're welcome to Uncle Ji, you can do whatever you want, Uncle Ji will always be your home!"

"Haha, I appreciate that little brother, thank you for your care. ”

"Little things, little things, easy to say, good to say, I'll wait for you tomorrow, you must come!"

"Uncle Ji, don't worry, I, Su, will definitely go if I say that I will go, little things, remember to prepare an extra pair of chopsticks tomorrow!"

"Don't worry, you're indispensable, you're a snacker, you know how to eat, it's okay, Uncle Ji is full here. ”

"Haha, let Uncle Ji bother you more, okay, hang up, we'll talk about it tomorrow if there's something, see you tomorrow." ”

"Well, see you tomorrow. ”

In this way, after agreeing with Uncle Ji, Su Chen hung up the phone, he will return to normal city life tomorrow, he no longer needs to go through the bullshit trial of the dead and not paying for his life, he is finally liberated......

"I see you're happy, and I don't want to bother you, so I'll go first. ”

"Wait. ”

"What are you doing? Do you want to say some confession before parting? Excuse me, blame the flesh, let's talk to your little foam!"

Yu Nuolan's current PH value is very high, as if he has overturned a vinegar jar, and the old vinegar is not so sour......

"What's the matter, Nuo Lan, are you jealous?"

"Bah, who would be jealous of you for a big carrot, are you worthy of you?

"Khan, why did I become a scumbag, you listen to my explanation!"

"Don't listen, don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures!"

"Uh...... It seems that we can only save it for tomorrow night, and I won't explain what it will be for a while. ”

"Cut, still a scumbag. ”

"Uh...... Am I really that bad?"

"What's more, are you worse than that?"

"I'm sorry, am I so worthless?"

"Otherwise, what do you think? scumbag, I'm sorry, I'm Yu Nuolan who despises you!"

"Khan, not really, right?"

"Isn't that enough? Do you have to get to bed? In terms of female intuition, I feel that this little foam must like you, otherwise it wouldn't be ......."

"No, won't you? Don't say half of it, how boring is it?"

"Fool, only a stupid person like you has been kept in the dark and stupid to see clearly, saying that you are stupid, you are really stupid, you don't understand women, then you are not as good as a scumbag. ”

"Damn, I'm really convinced of your divine logic, what's the matter? What the hell? It's a real headache. ”

"Okay, okay, I'm not going to tease you, okay? Anyway, I'm just giving you a reminder, with your current status, it's not good for them to have too much contact with them, you know best what your situation is now, so you don't need me to remind you again, right?"

"Aha, no, emm......"

"Hey, I'm not kidding you, please be serious with me. ”

"I'm serious, am I not serious? You see how serious I am?"

"This, I really didn't see it, I think you're paddling seriously!"

"Oh, I didn't expect me to cover it up so well, but you still saw it, you are really amazing. ”

"I'll go, as long as it's a person, but anyone who is a little serious can see it, okay?"

"Cut, it's boring, you don't understand my black humor. ”

"Black humor?

"Well, black humor. ”

I saw Su Chen casually pick up a cup of Mojito, put it in his mouth and sighed: "Today's Mojito is not very delicious, maybe it's because it's a sunny day!"

"Oh, I see, isn't it Dong Chou's song title challenge? What's so difficult about this? You see, on a sunny day, you should go to the Hongchen Inn to see the chrysanthemum platform, and release the confession balloon on the chrysanthemum platform, after all, fireworks are easy to cold. ”

"Oh, that's good, then, again, after the fireworks are easy to get cold, there will be a little sadness, and what about happiness?"

"Cut, come, who is afraid of you? Listen to your mother, go down to the field and smell the rice, and look at the old Indian turtledove. ”

There is a lovely woman beside you, all the way to the north, all the way to the track of your happiness, rain all night, how are you? I cried, my emotions were fragmented, I didn't see you for a long time. ”

"Don't say who can do it and who can't, I haven't been afraid of anyone with your black humor, will Huo Yuanjia wear gold armor to drink the tea made by his grandfather?"

"Then I'll make you scared today, take the call, go ask the Dragon War Knight, his chivalry may also direct and act for you a sword. ”

"That's it, that's it, I thought it was ruthless, it was up to me, but he was already like snow, holding blue and white porcelain, remembering the dandelion's agreement. ”

"Isn't it possible to force me to magnify my moves? Then be a pirate across the ages, feel the depth of the Huangpu River, and don't run aground in the event of a tornado. ”

"It seems that your ultimate move is not very good! I am willing to drive quietly and play drifting, listen to the seventh chapter of the night, drive in the direction of the rainbow, go to a place called Love in front of the West Yuan, and buy a peninsula iron box. ”

"I don't believe it, I can't cure you? It's a pity that there is no Prague Square there, obviously say goodbye, friendship lasts forever, give me time for a song, thank you, sweet, simple love, it's all excuses, it's me who doesn't deserve it." ”

"Coincidentally, you really can't cure me, maybe Feng has a secret that can't be said, you should step back, just stand back, don't be told what kind of man you are, if you're in a bad mood, go to Lan Tingxu to watch the longest movie. ”

"I don't believe in this evil today, I'm not a nightclub café but tears become poetry, the second class of the third year, waiting for you to get out of class, just waiting for the seven miles of incense, the broken string, it can't open its mouth, black sweater, handwritten in the past, code, you can hear it. ”

"Believe it or not, I believe it anyway, maybe I should listen to the nocturne, go to the garden party in my father's name, and write a love flight diary. ”

"Come on, one move will determine the winner, but the cowboy is very busy, and he can't go to the sea of flowers when he goes to the Coral Sea. ”

"Come on, fight to your heart's content, see who is the first, you shouldn't be thousands of miles away looking forward to Xingqing looking at her eyelashes on the roof one day, after all, the end of the world is coming, and the sunshine otaku also feels embattled. ”

"Looks like your black humor isn't very good! she's a jogging goddess, and I'm shouting Mine Mine!"

......

The two fought for 300 rounds with this kind of black humor about the title of the song, and they still didn't decide the winner, and yes, if they love this kind of thing, no one's love will be lost to anyone, cucumber greens, each has their own love......

"Huh, huh, don't come, don't come, I didn't expect you to be a die-hard fan of Dong Chou, if we continue to fight like this, we will both lose sooner or later, let's reconcile, anyway, I'm not coming." ”

"Cut, let's coward, don't coax, let's fight for another 300 rounds?"

"Forget it, I'll be tired of fighting you for another 300 rounds, and the two of us won't be able to tell the winner until tomorrow, I think it's better to forget it, I can't afford to spend it with you." ”

"Cut, didn't you come first? You have to have a beginning and an end, right? Everything has to start and finish, don't you?"

"We can't afford this kind of thing, and it's going to be over at the end of the day, so I said I can't afford it!

"Cut, okay, okay, the reason is barely reasonable, I'll just be exaggerated by you. ”

"Alright, that's it, don't you have something to investigate? ”

"You're in such a hurry to get me away?"

"My little aunt, why am I driving you away? How dare I, don't you say?"

"Cut, forgive me and don't dare, that's okay, I'm leaving, don't make any small moves for me, I'm staring at you, don't try to bully my people, sister warns you. ”

"Yes, yes, yes, I don't bully, don't bully. (Don't bully a fart, Liu Bei, you stinky boy, you wait for me, aren't you called Liu Bei?

"Let's go, don't send it. ”

"Sister Lan walks slowly, and the wind has a smooth journey. (Halfway into a pit, three into a garbage pit...... )

"Stinky boy, don't think I don't know what the hell you're doing, the expression on your face has betrayed you, you must be scolding me behind your back, you kid didn't hold back any good fart, I can't see through you, I'll be in vain." ”

"No, no, Sister Lan, go and investigate, don't miss the hour. ”

"Cut, I don't bother to pay attention to you, anyway, don't let me know if you make small moves, otherwise, you will bear the consequences!"

"Yes, yes, yes, Sister Lan, you go slowly, I won't send it!"

"I want you to send it? ”

"Then I won't send it, Sister Lan, you go slowly. ”

"Cut, you still need to say this, you have no conscience!"

"Okay, okay, don't talk about me, let's stop here, you go to check your business, I'll do my business, the two of us will go their separate ways, you go to yours, I'll do mine, no one can get in the way, you go your way, I take my Yangguan Road, we have nothing to do with each other. ”

"It's like we don't know each other, have you ever talked with a brain? Oh, no, do you have a brain? I'm sorry, I forgot, you don't have a brain, and the one who called you a little conscienceless still lifted you up. ”

"Sister Lan, let's go, my fault, my fault, okay? If you delay any longer, it will be really dark, how can you check if it's dark?"

"I have my own way, so I don't have to worry about it, forget it, I told you that you don't understand, because you are mentally retarded!"

"Yes, yes, yes, Sister Lan, whatever you say, how dare I speak? How humble am I?"

"Cut, coward, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, goodbye!"

"Goodbye, goodbye!" (Goodbye, you little witch, I really can't stand it if you torture me again, is it okay to die on the spot?)

Yu Nuolan finally stopped nagging, Su Chen was a lot cleaner, and his whole person became better, don't look at him as submissive in front of women, but he is not merciless in dealing with enemies, he never beats women, unless he is a scumbag......

Su Chen has a lot of achievements, since he first entered the army, he has shown his strength, all the way to the dragon group, and also did a sensational event, became famous in one fell swoop, became the king of soldiers in the whole of China, and replaced the position of the previous dragon god.

Speaking of which, the dragon god is still his benefactor, without him taking Su Chen over the mountains to learn from Xuanye, there would be no brilliant star god today, if there is no him, maybe Su Chen will be ordinary for the rest of his life.

However, mediocrity has mediocre benefits, at least, he can no longer pay attention to these big and small disputes, although Su Chen has many advantages of becoming this soldier king, but it also brings him a lot of trouble.

For example, uncertainties such as the black shark are the best examples, although he doesn't want to care, but the matter is very important, he has to take care of it, once he doesn't care about the black shark, let him do evil, then this society will be over, and he doesn't want to see that.

Regarding the matter of guarding, he never took a step back, and those who offended my Huaxia would be punished even if they were far away, which was also his belief in slaughtering an elite army with his own strength, and with this belief, he would move forward.

Su Chen originally wanted to enter the city in a low-key manner to find out who was behind Cheng Xin's death, but he didn't expect to be involved in so many things, so he is still acting as a bait in the city to lure the people behind the scenes to show up.

Of course he is afraid of death, but there is something that scares him more than death, that is, the human heart, and the unpredictable is the human heart!

He who gives up his life to take righteousness is also born as he wants, and he wants more than the living, so he does not want to get it, and death is also what he wants, and what he is evil is more than that of the dead, so he suffers from it.

If we make people want nothing more than life, then why don't we use those who can get alive, and if we do nothing worse than the dead, then why don't we do anything if we can get rid of the sick?

Therefore, what you want is more than the living, and what is evil is more than the dead, and the sage is not the only one who has the heart, and everyone has it, and the sage can not lose his ears.

Therefore, the greater Su Chen's ability, the greater the responsibility, he has to solve this matter personally, otherwise, things will get out of control, and he would rather live standing than die on his knees......