After these things settled down, Su Chen wanted to take a break for the time being, because there was nothing big going on for the time being, so he could also take a vacation temporarily.

Therefore, the best place to go on vacation is naturally the school, only there can make him clean, and there is someone to accompany him, why not?

Therefore, Su Chen went to the verification middle school.

As long as he arrives here, Su Chen can find true comfort.

Su Chen first returned to the dormitory, and when he saw those pit goods, those pit goods were still ready to pit him, and he did not slack off at all.

No, as soon as Su Chen pushed open the door of the dormitory, it was the familiar trick of the pit man, and as soon as he pushed the door open, a bucket fell on the top of his brain.

However, with Su Chen's body and means, how could such a little trick hurt him, those extremely terrible mechanisms, it survived, and it still wanted him to be injured for this little thing, it was a joke.

Therefore, Su Chen raised his hand to catch the bucket, and the water did not fall, so he splashed the water on the people in the dormitory with his backhand.

Several people shouted and scolded: "Damn, Su Chen, what are you kid doing?"

Su Chen said with his backhand: "You are teaching me to do things? You are still asking me what I want to do, I want to ask, what do you want to do? This bucket of yours is prepared for me, if it weren't for my good skills, if I were an ordinary person, I'm afraid I would have already been cheated by you, now, I use the way of others, and also govern others, what's wrong? Don't force words with me here, let me tell you, no matter how you do, you can't pit me, your little organ is too low-level, understand?"

"So, that's why you threw cold water on us?"

"That's right, what's wrong with making you sober up? Are you sober now? You know that you can't compare to me, you know why don't you quickly take out your stinky socks for me, as soon as you enter the dormitory, there is a smell, you boys are so unhygienic, you still want to have a girlfriend? Cut, give up, you don't have a chance, so sloppy, and want a girl to like you, you dream, dream, dream, have everything in your dreams, really, you believe me, in your dreams, you can have whatever you want, you want a goddess? ”

"Hey, hey, hey, Su Chen, what do you mean by this, you have a girlfriend, you're amazing, right, the goddesses are all revolving around you, you think you're very good, don't you? Believe it or not, we cut your cow down for you?"

"Hey, I'm so scared, if you can do it, come and try it, I'll allow a few of you to go together, take out your housekeeping skills, as long as you can impress me one step, even if I lose, it's okay, it's enough to take care of you." ”

"Damn, Su Chen, who do you kid look down on? brothers, give him a lesson, and give us a lesson. ”

"I said a number, you immediately give me a stop, do you hear? three seconds, I count three, three, two, one. ”

"Hey, hey, hey, three seconds, how did we get it done so quickly? We're not ready yet. ”

"Then it's no wonder that I, you provoked it yourself, now, accept the domination, it's my turn to fight back, come and don't be rude, just now you wanted to frame me with cold water, now, it's time to come back. ”

"Su Chen, what do you want to do?"

"I'll just ask you, can we swim together? I'll let you feel what the water tastes like, whether it's salty or sweet, how about you feel it yourself?"

"No, no, no. ”

"That'...... The weather is pretty nice today, let's go climbing, I'll take pictures of you, pose for you, make sure that there is a little girl who likes you, how about it?"

"Forget it, I'm afraid we have the life to climb, but we don't have the life to come back, the little girl or something, that's secondary, and the brother is the main thing, isn't it?"

"Pull it down, I don't know how many of you boys? With brothers, you can completely forget about me, I may not even be able to compare with the status of a passerby girl in your mind, you big wolf dogs, hungry and hungry." ”

"How can you believe us, Su Chen, are we that kind of people?"

"Believe you, if I believe you, then there are ghosts, are you worthy of trust? Are you worthy? I will not believe you if I believe in a puppy on the side of the road, do you understand?"

"Damn, Su Chen, you kid, is it appropriate for you to do this? Downgrading us is not even as good as a street puppy, is our status so low in your mind?"

"Hey, brothers, you want to understand something, what kind of status you have, it doesn't matter, your status in my mind, it's simply negative, it's growing negatively all day long, and you never stop, what status do you want, you want status, can you eat that kind of thing? Status and that kind of thing, can it be exchanged for money? Or can it be exchanged for something else? This kind of thing, if it is sold for three yuan and one catty, do you want it?"

"What can't you want? Don't want anything, you can't lose face, where you don't want face, you want face at home, you want face outside, you can have no face, but you can't have face, people have face, trees have bark, if a person has no face, then no one cares about him. ”

"Come on, pull it down, don't say it if you don't understand the truth, the original words call people have faces, trees have bark, people have no face, the world is invincible, you goods, there are no useful words at all. ”

"What do you mean that there are no useful words at all? Su Chen, I have news here, you can say if you want to listen to it. ”

"Save it, save you, what news can you tell me? You can't spit gold out of your mouth, you better save it." ”

"Don't be in a hurry to refuse, Su Chen, this news must be shocking, you believe me, you sit down and listen to me first, this issue is very important to us. ”

"That's right, fourth, it's not too late for you to listen to us before leaving. ”

"Okay, I'll listen to you, hurry up, I have limited time, thousands or tens of thousands of dollars a minute, I don't have time to joke with you here. ”

"Okay, okay, okay, Su is a busy man, you are the busiest, okay, you can give us a face, take some time, and listen to us little people nagging with you." ”

"Say it, say it, don't talk nonsense. ”

"Okay, Su Chen, then we said, this issue is really important to us. ”

"What the hell is it, it's mysterious? Say it quickly, it's annoying, it's annoying, can you not be so lazy, it's procrastinating, it's annoying, hurry up, don't make me wait." ”

"Okay, Su Chen, then I said, actually, that's it, I have gossip here, I heard that there will be a girl in our class, this girl, you must not rob us, our brothers have been single for a long time, the three of us have already discussed, the three of us, no matter who grabs the girl first, will not resent anyone, so say, this opportunity, you just give it to us, okay, you don't want to contact the new girl, we know that if you contact her, then she will definitely be snatched away by you, our five big and three thick are not as good as your thin skin and tender meat。 ”

"So, Su Chen, this girl is really important to us, whether the brothers can get off the list or not depends on this time, so don't rob us with us, okay?"

"Hey, I thought you guys were going to talk about something, that's it, that's it, that's it, just because of this, you're here to fight with me, as for it? Isn't it just a woman? Women don't have as many as you want? You still have too little knowledge, okay, okay, I'll rob you of any other girl, there are so many around me, isn't it?"

"How do I feel that you have something to say in this, aren't you ordering us? Are you showing off with your brothers? It's okay with you, Su Chen, the wind has stopped, the rain has sunny, you think you can do it again, you can sprinkle dog food this time, you are really skilled in sprinkling dog food, we don't see it at all." ”

"Pull it down, you guys, where am I in the mood to sprinkle dog food on you guys? I obviously like it, but you don't dare to say it, you are like this, it's strange to have a girlfriend, there are a lot of people who make small moves in secret, they have the same taste as you, they are all losers, what is a loser? You know? It's a loser, you like it, just say it out loud, what's the big deal? At most, you will be rejected, and you can't even be a friend, so what can you do? At least you don't have any regrets, you are so timid, you don't even dare to say what you like, in the end, not only do you have to make friends, you can't even compare with a stranger, you know? This is the experience I have summed up over the years, and I will teach it to you for free, as for how much you learn, it depends on you, anyway, teach me to you, whether you learn or not depends on you. ”

"Thank you to the master for teaching us the words of heaven, otherwise, the master will teach us a few more tricks, let's go and practice, and after a while, the new classmates will come, and we will learn a few more tricks and have more skills, isn't it? Master, teach us quickly." ”

"It's good to say, it's easy to say, then I'll pass on my years of experience in flirting with girls to you, you have to study hard, keep your eyes open, don't blink, today's cherished flirting tips for girls, you can learn waste if you have eyes, learn a little. ”

Su Chen really looked like a master, and began to explain his so-called "flirting" skills.

"First, you have to get the right method, in order to find this method, you must first establish a positive and optimistic attitude, you must have the determination to win, even if you fail, you must put on a heroic posture, you must lose with momentum, for example, if you are rejected, don't be disappointed, take out your momentum, shout loudly, heh, woman, you will regret it, you are not worthy!"

Li Qiang, Song Ming, Zhang Tao and others benefited a lot, and all three of them began to seriously seek knowledge and did not dare to leave anything out.

"Another point, your behavior should be placed on the right path, don't always think about going the wrong way, chasing women thinking, you need to develop the right habits of love, now I will explain to you the first mistake of chasing girls: no feeling, what is no feeling? That is, there is no feeling for you, you are always flattering! This is a problem, you have to change, if you don't have the standard and no conditions to be good to a girl, always blindly flattering chat, blindly echoing that girl, then that girl will easily feel that you are a spare tire that can be discarded at any time, use it if you want to, and pull it down if you don't want to use it, just like that, you meet a more beautiful one, and you will do the same thing, you said before that you would play with epic skins for a lifetime, and then people came out with legendary skins, with exquisite special effects and special effects for returning to the city, will you stick to your philosophy? No, you won't, so you can't be used to women, you have to have a sense of sovereignty, you have to take the leadership, you have to take advantage of your side, why should they break up first, right?"

The eyes of the crowd widened again, they no longer dared to despise Su Chen, Su Chen's words made them feel as if they were listening to the gods.

"Let me tell you a story of my own, when I was in school, I made such a mistake, because I didn't know how to attract girls, first all kinds of unconventional, with a more alternative style to attract her attention, and later, the attention was attracted, I did whatever the girl said, and chatting with her was just blindly agreeing! I always ask what kind of man the girl likes, what she likes, and then I hope to have a common topic with her, hoping to win the girl's heart, however, I was wrong, I can't talk to any girl's heart, and I can't attract any girl, but later, I woke up! I think the girl should like me like this, so, I had an epiphany, I shouldn't have done so many meaningless things before, that's all wasted time, women are like clothes, change if you want, pay yourself for a woman who is not worth it, it's not worth it, because the standard is rational, like is emotional, your pay and your compromise, compared to these, there is no value, what the girl really likes, and what she really likes, is often not the same category, whisper, this secret girl will never tell you... ...”

Everyone suddenly had an epiphany, and they seemed to understand, but they didn't know how they understood it, and Su Chen continued to explain his so-called "flirting experience......

"The second big mistake of chasing girls: humor is not everything, humor is not a suitable way to chase girls, they will treat you as a passerby, a clown, as long as they make them happy, it will be over, or treat you as a pistachio, after peeling the shell and eating it, there is no use value, so I don't think humor is everything, if you become very humorous, the topic is constant, every time you date a girl can make her laugh, then the girl will fall in love with you? or even just like youIf that's the case, then why doesn't she look for a cross talk actor? How much do they make people happy? They all go out laughing, and none of them go out crying, those brothers who seem to be very humorous, very good at breaking this, and breaking that, and get surrounded by beautiful women, really just rely on language humor, and a steady stream of topics, so that girls like it? If so, why are many buddies who are not humorous still surrounded by beautiful women? You must think that I must first attract the attention of the girl, and then I can move on to the next step, and finally achieve the right result, according to my reasoning, your starting point may be: "Show humor and resonate first, etc., to attract the girl, but so what? That's what I did before, but there are one more female girlfriends one after another, you see a buddy is very humorous, he has no shortage of beauties, but you ignore that there are many buddies even if they are very humorous, but they still lack beauties, so, it is completely incorrect to attribute the beauty to humor, the most important thing, it has to be the appearance, just like me. ”

"Damn, Su Chen, you kid tell us well, don't talk about anything else. ”

"Okay, I'm not kidding, you remember this, whether it's humorous words, a steady stream of topics, or even words that create emotional resonance, they should just be an adjunct to your conversation on a date, they can add points to you, but they are not the most important core. ”

"Then may I ask Master Su, what is the real core?"

"Don't worry, listen to me carefully, the third mistake of chasing girls, if you think that money and looks are the key to attracting girls, then you think about it carefully, you take a woman out to eat, buy her gifts, flowers, no matter how many times, in the end, she will still reject you and accept another one, then what about the efforts you pay? Isn't that all the bamboo baskets for water? Treat her as a man who is not as good as you, and he will be the first to take the lead, does this happen from time to time in your life? Actually, when you are doing these things, you have sent a clear signal to them: I know you don't like me, so I want to spend money to get your attention and favor, if you understand it this way, then you are very wrong, your attempt will make girls insecure, feel that they are controlled by your money, become slaves to money, in fact, they are not so materialistic. ”

"Please continue to teach Master Su. ”

"Actually, most people think that women are only interested in handsome guys and rich men, and other men don't care, but this is not comprehensive, there are exceptions, of course, there are indeed some women who are only interested in these things, but the vast majority of women value a man's personality traits more than his wallet and appearance, there are some personality traits that only a few men know at present, which can easily attract any woman, and make women uncontrollable, just like a magnet, there are always positive and negative levels, and the poles are reversed, which is why you may find that some men are not very good in the eyes of our menDoes that mean that once you learn those personality traits and know how to use them, you can become the man who is very attractive to women? No, it's not, let me say it again: If you know how to properly use what I call subconscious communication, such as your body language and communication skills, and use them flexibly to show your personality traits, Then, you can make women feel your powerful sexual attraction, commonly known as male hormones, and at that time, they will feel the same as the feeling you feel when you see a sexy body and hot beauty, people are the same, not a rational animal, so confess at the right time, you can hit it with one hit. ”

"So, Master Su, how can I get all the women I have come into contact with interested in me?"

"Okay, that's a good question, and I'll teach you a trick at the end, in fact, the most important thing to chase a girl is always only one point, that is, the dead skin is pestering her, as long as she has a soft heart, we can take advantage of the weakness to enter, take advantage of the victory to pursue, when the time comes, take her down, it's just a piece of cake, this is often the best way, otherwise why do some ugly men have such beautiful girlfriends? In today's lesson, if you have eyes, you can learn to scrap, learn to scrap, buckle one, and if you don't learn to scrap, buckle eye beads. ”

After listening to what Su Chen said, the three elm heads in the 401 dormitory were also a little enlightened, but the problem was here.

Su Cai himself is also a single dog, Su Chen has never really had a girlfriend, and the four of them in the dormitory are really amazing.

One of them really dared to speak, and the other few really dared to listen.

This is no one, I don't understand their brain circuits, and we can't say anything about them, it's all arranged by the author, who knows? If you ask the author something, don't ask me, I'm just a narration written by him.

Li Qiang and the others walked into the classroom with great expectations, and after walking into the classroom, after a while, the so-called new girl walked in.

When the new girl walked in, Su Cai noticed that something was wrong, and immediately lowered his head, no matter how Jiang Li and Cheng Yao next to him pulled him, he couldn't pull it up, and he didn't know which tendon was wrong.

The answer may be here, it turns out that the person on the stage is......

The teacher brought her in.

"Let me introduce you, this is a new student transferred from our class, and there are a lot of students who have transferred in the past few days! Come, new classmate, you can introduce yourself first, and give you a self-introduction. ”

"Hello everyone, my name is Lu Xue, not the reed of the reed, my Lu character does not have a grass prefix, don't confuse my surname, the snow is the snow of the white snow, don't get confused, I will be a member of your class in the future, please take care of me." ”

"Wow, so cute, fourth, look at it, this new girl is really cute! Eh, fourth, why are you lowering your head? Is the new girl not good-looking enough? Oh, yes, I know, you don't want to give yourself a chance to perform, talk about it and then give her to us, right? Su Chen, you are too polite, Su Chen, we thank you, we will invite you to a big meal when we get back." ”

Su Chen didn't dare to squeak, he was afraid that if the squeak made Lu Xue hear it, something would happen.

Therefore, Su Chen could only nod silently.

However, if he can hide from the first day of junior high school, he can't hide from the fifteenth, and Su Chen is destined to have this catastrophe.

What followed was Su Chen's nightmare......

"Then, the new classmate's self-introduction is also finished, new classmate, you can choose a seat by yourself. ”

"Then I'll just sit there, there are no seats left vacant, and I can sit there whenever I want. ”

Lu Xue was referring to the area where Su Chen was sitting, but the core part had been occupied by Jiang Li and Cheng Yao, so Lu Xue could only sit behind Su Chen, and it was not bad that he could keep looking at him.

Because Ling Bingyi still didn't come.

Just came once, and after coming once, she felt sorry for Su Chen, and she didn't have the face to face Su Chen again.

Therefore, the position was still vacant, Lu Xue walked over like this, and then said hello to Su Chen, Su Chen did not escape this catastrophe after all.

"Hey, Su Chen, I haven't seen you for a long time, you didn't come to me, I had to come to you. ”

It turned out that she had seen Su Chen a long time ago, but she hadn't squeaked all the time.

Su Chen didn't dare to get up at this time, she didn't dare to admit it.

"Damn, why do you let Su Chen's kid occupy all good things? Fourth, you're not kind, wow, didn't you say that you wouldn't rob your brothers? How can you do such an inauthentic thing? Cut off Hu halfway, do you see what you are doing? Give hope to the brothers first, and then pour a basin of cold water on the brothers, why is it that every beautiful girl is yours! This is not fair, say good fair competition, but you have already eaten alone, Su Chen, your sister, we are going to break off our friendship with you. ”

Su Chen has accumulated a lot of resentment in such an unknown way, but he can't help it, his relationship with Lu Xue is a childhood sweetheart, so he doesn't have to say anything.

Who would have expected Lu Xue to come to him all of a sudden?

Cheng Yao and Jiang Li, who were next to Su Chen, looked at Su Chen with angry eyes.

Then, they led the war to Lu Xue next to Su Chen.

This is how the situation of the three of them is formed.

This kind of scene is just like Wei Shu and Wu divided the world and grabbed land everywhere, everyone is swearing their sovereignty.

The war is about to ignite, and Su Chen provoked it himself, so he has to solve it himself, and no one can help him.

Who made his emotional debt too much?

The fire in your backyard, even if it is with tears, you have to put it out yourself.

Let's look forward to Su Chen's next performance, will he take the initiative to reconcile? Or will he passively face the battle and be forced to be helpless? Let's look forward to the next update.

The end of this chapter.,It's not easy to write an article.,Today's update adds more than 1,000 words.,I hope to support don't fall behind.,The author is still a student.,Please be considerate.,Thank you for your cooperation.,Really,Thank you again......