Chapter 118 The three-legged triad robbed Su Chen, and Su Chen's harem filled with newcomers
When Su Chen saw them like this, how dare he speak, once he opened his mouth to speak, then the three of them would definitely be in a mess He reconciled and acted as an intermediary, which was not very suitable, which gave him a headache.
You talk about it, persuade this, those two are not suitable, persuade the other one, the other two are not suitable, this Su Chen is mixed between their wars, and some of them seem to be not human inside and out.
Su Chen was sandwiched in the middle, like a sandwich biscuit, which became the object of everyone's scrambling, if you want to take more, I also want to take a little more, let's not let anyone be beaten, each with his ability to snatch Su Chen's piece of fat.
Who can grab it, it depends on how big her ability is, this kind of thing, not only individual work, but also a mental work, the key is to see, whose tea art is higher, who will be better.
Is it a childhood sweetheart, who has been bare-butted since childhood, living mud, and has been playing until now, Lu Xue won?
Or are they the friends of the deceased, important friends of Su Chen's guilt-free friends?
Their war without gunpowder is still going on, and Lu Xue is familiar and preconceived.
"Su Chen, hey, Su Chen, why don't you ignore me? I'm talking to you, did you hear me, hey, reply to me, don't pretend to be asleep, get me up quickly, otherwise I will ignore you." ”
You can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep, Su Chen continues to pretend to be asleep, even if Lu Xue is pinching him, he does not waver at all, even if it hurts, he can't bear it, just say that he is asleep, his trick is called abandoning the car to protect the handsome.
Lu Xue continued to pinch, but this made Jiang Li and Cheng Yao next to Su Chen very dissatisfied.
"Hey, what are you doing? Don't you see he's tired? He's still resting, please don't disturb his leisure, okay?"
"Who are you, I want you to take care of the affairs between me and Su Chen. ”
"Do you know Su Chen too, do you know him well?"
"Can you not be acquainted? The two of us are good brothers who have played together since childhood, and are good enough to wear a pair of pants. ”
When Su Chen heard this, his head automatically recalled the stupid childhood past, that kung fu was doing everything, that kung fu Lu Xue hadn't grown yet, just like a tomboy.
Su Chen was young and ignorant, he didn't know that Lu Xue was a girl, he even had to compete with Lu Xue to stand nn, to see who was far away, no, he couldn't make up for it anymore, the picture was too beautiful, I didn't dare to imagine it......
"Pants on, who are you?"
"Little sister, that's a good question, sister, I'm his sweetheart. ”
"It's impossible, Su Chen, it's impossible for him to treat you as his girlfriend, he still has a task in his body, and in front of him, the task is always the first. ”
"Yo, it seems that the two little sisters have done a lot of hard work, yes, yes, yes, you are right, but the rules are dead, people are alive, and the rules are not used to break them? ”
"Impossible, don't even think about it, Su Chen is ours, and no one more person is allowed. ”
"Oh, yes? So, are the two little sisters asserting sovereignty to me and making me obediently admit defeat?"
"Yes, this sister, although you have a very temperament, but I have confidence and certainty that Su Chen will choose us, not you What do you think?
"Confidence? Do you need that kind of thing? What is mine is mine, none of you want to snatch it, he is my property, you are still too young, you want to occupy him, it is impossible, ask me first if Lu Xuetong agrees." ”
"What should I do? Sister Jiang Li, she is so difficult with this person, how can we solve her?"
"It's not easy to do? Sister teach you, that, Lu Xue is right? First time we met, my name is Jiang Li, please take care of me." ”
Jiang Li stretched out her hands to show her sincerity, but Lu Xue didn't seem to respond in time, but was stunned and thinking about something.
"Jiang Li, I seem to have heard of it somewhere, but I forgot, where did I hear it? Forget it, I don't want to, shake hands first. ”
has been asking people to stretch out their hands there without making any response, which is against her consistent style, so Lu Xue also subconsciously stretched out her hands to cater to Jiang Li.
Vaguely, Lu Xue's momentum seemed to be neutralized by Jiang Li's momentum, and the state of the two of them reached a balanced state, in short, now there is another girl, which makes Su Chen have a headache for a while.
Lu Xue still refused to give up an inch of land, and she would definitely not take half a step back on Su Chen's question.
"Hey, I said, you just quit, anyway, you can't get any name, it's better to just give it to me, how about it?"
"Oh, you think beautifully, you don't think that you can convince us to do things for you by relying on your mouth, look at my eyes before you speak, oh no, I'm sorry, I forgot that you were blind, and you didn't know that you had robbed other people's things. ”
"Oh, did I rob something? I don't know, if you say Su Chen's words, then I will advise you to die of this heart, he, I will not leave it to you, he is mine, about his problem, I will not give an inch. ”
"If you want me to tell you, why are you so stubborn? Are you stubborn?"
"Who do you look down on? I'm glorious, glorious gold, isn't it glorious? 1-12-2, my teammates are blind, and I send fw to call me the king, I'm always happy, since I played this game, I feel younger, they all call me a primary school student. ”
"Uh...... But when you see us, you have to smile face to face, don't cry, you laugh at me. ”
Well, the handsome guys and beauties in the audience, let me see your hands, the highlight of the two tearing is being staged, look at it, don't blink, come, draw a dragon with me on the left, draw a rainbow on your right, go!
Come, draw a rainbow with me on the left, and a dragon on your right, and walk......
Su Chen is now beginning to regret his previous actions, why did he provoke so many women? However, there is no way to do it.
Anyway, these are all provoked by Su Chen himself, and he has to solve it himself, and he has to extinguish the fire in his backyard.
If he doesn't extinguish it, the fire in the backyard will inevitably spread to other people, and it will not be good if there will be some chaos at that time.
The girl she provoked by herself has to deal with it herself, because is it a harem?So, if Su Chen doesn't handle the relationship between everyone, he will make trouble for a while, and he will make trouble for a while, then the members of the harem group will be ruined.
Su Chen: "This is too difficult, Lao Xuan, why don't you help me." ”
Author: "What are you going to do? I'm a person who has never had a girlfriend, and if you let me come, isn't that hurting you? ”
"Hey, don't go, tell me how to solve this dilemma first. ”
"You can solve it how you want, then it's up to you, come on, I'm optimistic about you." ”
"Damn, you don't get serious day by day, I know that I can't count on you, you can't support the wall with mud from a street fighter, forget it, it's up to me. ”
Su Chen immediately recalled in his mind 10,000 ways to reconcile girls.
The Shura field is a Buddhist legend that the king of the Asura often fought with the Emperor Shakti, because the Asura had beautiful women but no food, and the Emperor Shakti had good food but no beautiful women.
The Asura King and the Emperor Shakti were jealous of each other, robbed each other, and fought each other, and this is why the Shura Field appeared.
Later, the term Shura Field was extended to the real battlefield and occasions where competition or combat is required, for example, a scene where several women compete for a man to form a-for-tat scene, relatively speaking, men are mixed in and do not know what to do and cannot handle the situation.
Shura Field is extended to refer to a tragic battlefield, and further extended to refer to a tragic situation in the workplace, life, interpersonal communication, etc.
A common use of Shura is to refer to emotional entanglements between men and women, such as extramarital affairs, polyamories, etc., which is probably the most well-known usage.
If you only know this word through a certain romantic comedy, you may easily misunderstand it.
For the real Shura field, please understand in the direction of a certain love adventure game.
He can't even handle the Shura Field well, so what qualifications does Su Chen have to solve those disputes on the border? So, the best solution, he has already come up with, what is the "good way"?
That is, there is nothing that cannot be solved with one meal, and if there is, then two.
Therefore, Su Chen planned to use food to tempt them to end this war.
So, Su Chen got up and asked, "Yo, everyone is here, I'm hungry, why don't we go eat something together?"
"Eat something, yes, I happen to be hungry too, I want to eat stinky tofu." ”
"Hey, I didn't expect you to be good-looking, and you like to eat such disgusting things, but I still like to eat baked gluten. ”
"I'll just drink a few cups of milk tea. ”
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"Hey, hey, hey, you can stop here about eating, don't share your experience anymore, today I have a treat, let's go, I invite you to go to the night market for a stroll, there is everything, if you don't go, you won't rush, when you get to the night market, you can buy whatever you want, don't be polite to me." ”
"Cut, there is a ghost who is polite to you, how can there be a boy who comes out to let the girl pay for it? I must slaughter you well today, to teach you a lesson, who let you mess with flowers and grass everywhere, you should be ready to have an empty wallet today, a few of us can eat you." ”
"Really, come on, then I thank you. ”
"Why don't you lead the way, take us all over, and think about what are you thinking about here? Don't just talk about not practicing, wow! What are you doing here stupidly, why don't you hurry up?"
"Yes, yes, yes, Jiang Li's lesson is, I'll leave now, I'll leave now, why are you so anxious when you hear about eating?
"What's the matter with you as a foodie? In this world, everything can be disappointed, only food can't be disappointed, Su Chen, let me ask you, are you going? or not?"
"Go, go, go, I'll go, then I'll definitely go, I dare not go, don't I? You two of you, can you let me not go? Where do I dare? Isn't it? I'll let you eat enough tonight, how about it, it's interesting enough, make sure you don't think about the next meal after you finish this meal." ”
"Cut, even if you can still do some things, we can tell you in advance, if we don't eat well today, then, the three of us will try to ask you. ”
"Hey, I'm too hard, I'm spending money hard, and I'm not pleasing either, right? ”
"That's the case, what's the matter, you still want to beat us up? It's against you, isn't it?"
"Don't dare, don't dare, you are my little ancestor, you can be regarded as curing me, okay, let's go, don't talk about it, otherwise if it drags on for a while, people will also have to close the stall." ”
"Why don't you hurry up and leave?"
"Yes, yes, yes, let's go, let's go. ”
Su Chen went outside and pulled the three women into his car, because the old bicycle really couldn't take three people, so Su Chen had to drive himself.
Driving a luxury car just to go to the night market to eat food from a stall, he is no one, it's really unusual!
Driving this car on the street, has already attracted everyone's attention.
Almost all of them glanced here, and then sighed when they saw the three beauties in the car.
"Well, why? Why is it not me who is sitting in the driver's seat, I also want to be surrounded by beautiful women, who can tell me why this is? Why can that kid be favored by the three goddesses, but I don't have one? God, you are not fair. ”
It's a pity, they think a little unrealistically, these things, they can only think about them in their dreams, they want to go in their dreams, they have everything in their dreams.
There is never a shortage of beauties in dreams, and there is never a shortage of erotic encounters, as long as the brain hole is big enough, then the goddess can take maternity leave.
Su Chen drove the car to the night market like this, and it was still so popular and attention-grabbing.
Everyone said: "You have already driven a luxury car, and you are still coming to eat the food from the stalls in the night market, are you pretending? Or are you pretending? This is a question, you have the money to drive such a good luxury car, and you also bring beautiful women to eat the stalls of the night market, should you say that you deduct it? Or are you generous? ”
"Alright, ladies and gentlemen, we're here, let's get off. ”
"Xiao Chenzi, do you have any recommendations for delicious food?"
"Well, you still look at the feeling, I still like to eat baked cold noodles, baked cold noodles made at home, there is no smell of wind and dust outside, or made outside, the baked cold noodles made on the iron plate are more flavorful, you can look at it yourself and buy it, I'll have a baked cold noodles first." ”
"Then remember to bring us a copy too. ”
"Good, good, good, all of you have a share. ”
Su Chen's trick to change the concept is very good, so that people can't see the depth of his scheming at all, and sure enough, these people who play routines have dirty hearts.
Su Chen's trick is to repair the plank road, and secretly cross Chen Cang is very good, and the effect will come out immediately, and the three people who were still making trouble in the world before began to eat delicious food, just like sisters who have been separated for many years.
The friendship between women is really mysterious, mysterious, wonderful, you can't guess what will happen to them in the next second.
The fight was inextricable one second, and the next second it was like a long-lost sister, and this contrast was really a bit unbearable.
Looking at the three people living in harmony, Su Chen knew that his goal had been achieved, so he showed a relieved smile.
"Hey, I'll go, and finally calm down the mood of the three of them, I'm really tired to death, and it's really a tiring job to deal with the Shura field! It would be nice to beat and beat honestly as usual, but how can you beat women now? Women, aren't they just used to spoil? What's the name of a boy who beats a girl? That's still a human being, right?"
Therefore, Su Chen doesn't dare to be as reckless as before now, and he is cautious and careful in everything he does, for fear that if something goes wrong, he will not succeed in playing with fire in the end, and he will also play with fire and self-immolation.
If you can't extinguish the fire that you play, then Su Chen will be roasted dry, and in the end there will be no scum left, and he won't even have the qualifications to be a scumbag.
Actually, he is not a scumbag, he just wants to give everyone a warm home, but in this environment, he can't do it, it's just that, he doesn't know what his choice is.
He has a more or less ambiguous relationship with everyone, but if he opens a harem in this era, it may be a little impractical.
If he is half-hearted, he will not be a little upset.
What should he do? I knew it was a shock, so why should I forget it?
Su Chen looked at the backs of the three people, and then remembered the people he had met, and looked a little stunned, he really didn't know who he should choose.
If you want to, then it may be a little impractical to open a harem.
However, if he chooses only one, he doesn't know how to choose.
Su Chen seemed a little lost and overwhelmed now, he was afraid of losing and gaining.
He never knew what he was craving.
It's just a mess, every hour, every minute, every second here.
"Hey, Su Chen, what are you doing there stupidly, come here!"
"Hey, here, here, here, here, when I'm done baking these things, I'll go to you, you go shopping first, leave me alone. ”
"Cut, hurry up, we'll be waiting for you in front. ”
"Okay, okay, okay, got it, I'll go right away. ”
"Hurry up, we won't accept your apology if you're late. ”
"Alas, don't worry, you must go over as soon as possible, you guys go shopping first, don't wait for me. ”
"Cut, you kid don't have anything to say, okay, let's go first, if you don't come later, we'll be angry." ”
"Okay, wait for me for five minutes, five minutes. ”
"You shut your mouth for me, I'll tell you a number, you have to come over to me immediately, two minutes, if you can't do it, then you won't come to us in the future, Su Chen, did you hear clearly?"
"Two minutes, that's a bit embarrassing. ”
"Why? can't do it, if you can't do it, then you just roll up and leave, and we won't leave you here. ”
"Okay, then I'll give it a try, anyway, I'll give you the opportunity, as for whether you can grasp it or not, it's up to you, let's go, leave him alone." ”
"Alas, I'm too difficult, master, can you please bake the skewers for me?"
"What do you want to do, young man? We're all running a small business, and if things break down, we can't do business. ”
"Hey, uncle, I'll give you some more money, you give me the grill, do you think that's it?"
"Alright, boy, come on, but don't break the equipment for me, take it easy. ”
"Don't worry, uncle, I'm good at this. ”
I saw that after Su Chen took over the grill, he began his unique technique.
"Well, the temperature of the carbon fire is not too high. ”
But Su Chen has a unique heating method that can make these skewers roast faster, only to see that Su Chen poured hot oil on the charcoal first, and directly put the skewers on top of the charcoal.
This fuels the fire, which is true, but the blazing fire on the grill is also scary, but Su Chen doesn't care, Su Chen uses these flames to turn the bamboo sticks extremely quickly, so that they are evenly heated.
In this way, the skewers that are grilled at high speed in the flame have a taste and are not so bitter, because they are cooked thoroughly inside and out. ”
Su Chen also has a special sprinkling technique, the normal sprinkling is directly sprinkled on one side, he is different, he can make each side evenly sprinkled with dipping sauce.
It's a unique approach he's figured out on his own over the years.
I saw that Su Chen threw the skewers into the sky, and then picked up things like chili noodles and raised them into the sky.
The raised pepper noodles were all sprinkled on the skewers he had thrown up.
These tricks shocked the barbecue stall owner.
"Wow, young man, your tricks are too shocking, I've been running a barbecue stall for so many years, and I've seen a lot of people, the first time I've seen someone as powerful as you Otherwise, young man, you can do my job, uncle will pay you, how about it?"
"Forget it, uncle, my friends are still waiting for me, so I'll leave first. ”
"Alas, young people nowadays, I know that I can't stop you, remember to come to my uncle's place to eat next time! Uncle will roast you more." ”
"Okay, I'll be here next time. ”
"Okay, then I'll wait for you. ”
Su Chen picked up the skewers and rushed in the direction where Lu Xue and the others went.
One minute after the skewers were grilled just now, and in the remaining minute, Su Chen began to sprint for 100 meters.
With his speed of about 100 meters and ten seconds, Su Chen quickly arrived at the location where Lu Xue and the others were.
Now there is no torture in the Shura field, the three of them get along very well, and the two sisters before have now become three sisters.
A woman's heart, a needle under the sea, and the emotions between women are really unpredictable, they are still enemies one second, and they become good girlfriends the next second.
It's really confusing, this aspect of things, it's a headache, women, it's really hard to guess, unspeakable, you never know, what are they thinking in their hearts.
Food is justice, appearance is justice, being handsome is the object of conversation, and being ugly is not good at all.
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