Chapter 119 Shopping with a new attitude, Yanran came to make up the five black fights
Su Chen continued to go shopping with the third girl, and the people outside were jealous of him.
"Damn, how can this kid be able to occupy the hearts of the three goddesses? You kid is too inauthentic, the three goddesses are all let you take them, so I can leave a few for the brothers, I finally know why there are so few good-looking ones who are single now, it turns out that they have been robbed by your kid, and it is really more human than human, angry people! Can't compare, can't compare, I admit defeat, I admit defeat!"
Author: "Even if he's still a little self-aware, there's no way, who makes the family have the halo of the protagonist? The good-looking girl has to be a member of his harem group, and this is not my own decision, the matter of opening the harem is proposed by everyone, it's none of my business, it's none of my business, it's not about me, hang high, if you're the protagonist, you can also have the treatment of this left and right, but, it's a pity, you're not, oh, by the way, I forgot to ask, what's your name?"
Mystery man: "My name is Wu Chi!"
Author: "Okay, got it, how about giving you a separate scene next time?
Wu Chi: "Then I'll thank you in advance." ”
Author: "No thanks, no thanks, it's easy to say, it's my duty to write well, this is what I should do, I hope you can have a good performance!"
"Hey, Su Chen, why are you slow, if you continue to slow down like this, we won't take you with you, sisters, let's go." ”
"Eh, wait for me, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, don't you? This time there is a big bag, that time and a big bag, and I still have to carry it, how much do you have to buy, keep buying, buying, buying, ”
"Congratulations, you got it right, but, you've been disappointed, there's no reward for you, No, we'll get you a bag, how about it?"
"I'm speechless for you...... A bag is enough to do something? I might as well carry it myself, forget it, I'm done with this kind of work!"
"Even if you have the responsibility, let's go, there are so many requirements for going out shopping with our three beauties, so many people outside are waiting in line for us to take them shopping, they can't get in line, I don't know if they have to wait until the Year of the Monkey, and they have to have this opportunity." ”
Also, if you grab the opportunity with the protagonist, if you have no chance of winning, it is better to admit defeat obediently, in this case, admit defeat and it will be over.
Su Chen: "I am the god of war on the border, the star god is here, you should save it, the girl with a face value of more than ninety points, it is all mine, you don't have to think about it, if you have to think about it, go to the dream, there is everything in the dream, really, everything in the dream, you can have what you want, you want a beautiful woman, in the dream I want him seven or eight, give birth to a litter of big fat boys!" But you have to be careful, don't let the winter wind blow you awake, because the east wind wakes up the dream of a teenager, you are pretending, Dad is heartache, remember one sentence, brother, you only deserve to live in a dream, don't wake up, okay? The real world is still very cruel, all kinds of people are eliminated every day, be careful, don't be eliminated, and tell you quietly, the author is a street boy!"
Author: "Who is going to hit the streets?"
Su Chen: "What about you, what's the matter?"
Author: "Well, you're right. ”
Su Chen and the four of them continued to shop, but as they shopped, when Su Chen saw the Hailan House not far ahead, he secretly said something bad in his heart.
Sure enough, the three women were about to start messing around again.
They are about to start using new methods to harm Su Chen again.
"Hey, hey, hey, Su Chen, come here, hurry up, hurry up, we'll show you good things." ”
"No, I don't want to, I don't want to go over, it's not good to go to you, don't try to fool me, that's what you said last time, I don't believe it this time. ”
"Oh, why are you such an ink blot, hurry up, let you come, you can come, less nonsense, hurry up!"
You must not look at the three of them as ladies on the surface, you can't be confused by the superficial phenomena of things, they are all on the outside and behind the scenes.
On the surface, they seem to be serious, but who knows behind the scenes? Let me tell you, a few of them started to move, but there was absolutely no ambiguity.
Just the three of them combined, several tigresses have to be afraid of three points, and when Su Chen was abused, it was an earth-shattering, crying ghosts.
They didn't show Su Chen a little affection.
Look at it, no, the three of them grabbed Su Chen's neck and pulled him back at once.
Su Chen didn't dare to resist, the more he resisted, the more ruthless he became, once the three of them started to be ruthless, he would die even worse.
Therefore, Su Chen could only obediently accept his fate.
So, Su Chen started today's cross-dressing routine again, without Su Chen in Paris Fashion Week, it really wouldn't work.
After sending Su Chen into the clothing store, I saw Su Chen walk out with a bad expression, and all kinds of clothes let Su Chen try them on.
At this time, I don't know who is playing the glory of kings there, and I happened to choose the hero Daji, and Daji came to say at this time: "Ah, it's broken." ”
This sentence is very appropriate to the situation, and it also reflects Su Chen's mood at this time, they don't even let go of women's clothes, they all try it for Su Chen, and they are even addicted to playing.
Su Chen is a big man, how can he wear women's clothes?
However, what can Su Chen do? His heart was unwilling, but his mood was very excited.
It seems that some strange attribute has awakened, and sure enough, women's clothing is only once, and countless times.
Let me tell you quietly, the author has also been fortunate to wear a few women's clothes, but his mood is broken, don't ask me how I know, I haven't told you.
You don't even think about the author's women's clothes photos or something, how can they be given to you?
If you want to see it, first reward a few hundred vertical and horizontal coins, send a few monthly passes, and then say, it's a new month, Lao Xuan begs online, begs for subscription, asks for collection, asks for clicks, asks for support, asks for monthly passes, asks for recommendations, and makes these more violent!
Come on, Ollie, alright, alright, it's off again, now let's get back to business.
Let's talk about Su Chen's men's clothing first, after all, women's clothing is such a thing, it is metaphorical but indescribable.
Can you just say that kind of thing? You know.
Su Chen men's wear: UR, drawstring sweatshirt, icon candy, slightly scheming, Semir trousers, one deep and one shallow, the trouser legs are left and right treasure bags, and the scumbag is starring.
The feet of Li Ning are white and mist, walking like flying, the body is as light as a swallow, flying eaves and walking on the wall, and his whereabouts are still unknown.
The overall match shines brightly.
There are not too many clothes and pants, the price and quality are not verbose, Heilan House did not say, there are many big-name clothing, and the warehouse is cleared in advance in the off-season, so don't panic and start with it.
Having said all that, do you have to sponsor some advertising money?
Alright, alright, let's not talk about it, now back to the main topic.
Su Chen's women's clothing or something won't be too much to describe, let's just talk about the result.
"Wow, Su Chen, I didn't expect you to have this unique skill, otherwise, you will wear a small skirt and go shopping with us in the future, we will give you makeup, what do you think, we promise to dress you up beautifully, Xiaojia Jasper, everyone is beautiful, what do you think?"
"Come on, come on, if I wear this thing again, I'll be killed by you, I want to live a few more years, wear this thing again, I feel like it's enough, I think it's better to forget it, what is it that men's clothing can't satisfy you? You still want me to wear women's clothes? What do you want to do? I tell you clearly, women's clothes, just this time, you still want me to wear them, you don't even think about it, there is no door, I won't let you succeed." ”
"Oh roar, yes, won't let us succeed? It seems that you are quite stubborn, but I like your stubbornness, sisters, do it, hold him down, we will change him to the next set, let him be honest. ”
"It's over, it's over, I'm going to be driven crazy by you, no, I'm going to have to run away. ”
"Run? You still want to run? Do you run away? You come back to me. ”
The three of them continued to hold Su Chen, pulled him back again, and this time they intensified it, changed into several sets of skirts, and put on makeup for Su Chen, wearing heavy makeup, and wearing a princess dress.
This Lolita princess dress, paired with Su Chen's angry expression, is simply amazing.
Su Chen put on this, as long as they didn't say it, who would know that Su Chen was a handsome guy?
As long as Su Chen doesn't speak, and they don't say it, then God knows, the earth knows, you know, I know, the skirt knows, and everyone doesn't know.
Su Chen's current appearance can completely fascinate sentient beings.
Su Chen's disguise as a man and woman can completely hide from the world, and no one can see it.
"I think I still like Su Chen dressed as a little girl, what do you think?"
"I'll add one, Su Chen, your women's clothes are too good-looking, even the actress Gu Yanran doesn't have your style! ”
"That's it, that's it, Su Chen, then we'll call you Sister Chen in the future, what do you think?" ”
"I don't want it, I don't want it. ”
Su Chen sternly refused, wanting to get rid of the shackles of his women's clothes, but did he take it off? Since this matter has been decided, then it can't run away.
Several people had already picked up their mobile phones, fixed this moment in the photo, and then mocked Su Chen for the rest of their lives.
Su Chen is also very helpless, these are all his old acquaintances, and he is not good at being angry with them.
They all have to be taken care of.
Girls are just for spoiling, not for scolding, aren't they? A man who beats and scolds a woman, what kind of man is that man? Now is not the era of patriarchy in ancient times.
In ancient times, a woman's lack of talent was virtue.
In those days, the status of women was low, and now it is an era of harmony.
Nowadays, unlike in the past, there are not so many rules and regulations, and now, the status of men and women is equal, and there is a vague tendency for women to suppress men.
Who says that women are inferior to men? No matter how powerful you are, how can you be? At home, you don't have to listen to your wife honestly, and you may be able to give you some face outside, so it all depends on your mood.
Look at it, isn't Su Chen being pressed clearly, and he doesn't even know how many sets of small skirts have been changed.
Under their rule, does Su Chen dare to say a word? Even if you say a word, they have to dismiss you, and you don't have the right to speak, what you say is not good, understand?
You don't have a status at all, your status can be imagined.
Author: "Status, he still wants status, what status does he have? What status does he want? He is thinking about peaches, the sky is big, the earth is big, this one, I am the biggest, I don't care if you are a star god or something else, give it to the master's claws." ”
Su Chen: "Dog author, what did you just say?come, come, come, author, you come here, let's come over and chat, talk about ten yuan." ”
"What are you doing, what are you doing? I won't go over, you can drop what you want, you can come in and talk to me if you have the ability." ”
Su Chen: "Okay, this is your own request, if something goes wrong, I won't be responsible for compensation, overlord power, yang energy, ninth, double stacking." ”
Su Chen once again used the power of the overlord to become the captain of the demolition team, and pursued the principle of the demolition team, demolishing again and again until nothing was demolished.
The captain of this demolition brigade is here, who is the first to make a second, and you dare to make a second? I will demolish your house for you with a shovel, and see what you can do.
Su Chen broke into the door and directly grabbed the author: "Say, who did you just say has a low status?"
"Say me, say me, I don't have status, okay. ”
"Cut, it's pretty much the same, count you as acquaintances, bring it. ”
"Huh, what?"
"What else can it be? Lao Tzu's mental loss fee, what are you doing, you have to mean it, I can't cure them, I can't cure you, you are the target of our bullying. ”
"What the hell? I'm cracked. ”
"Crack what crack? Close it to Lao Tzu, just do it. ”
"Look, if that's not the case, I'll arrange a surprise for you, you let me go first, what do you think?"
"Surprise, okay, spare your life for the time being, but, if your surprise is not exciting enough, let's see, I'll be back, and I'll ask you when the time comes." ”
"Hahaha, don't worry, don't worry, I'll definitely surprise you with this surprise, hey, hey, hey, if something goes wrong, I won't be responsible." ”
Okay, the time for two people to go toe-to-toe is over, now let's move on to the topic.
Su Chen continued to wear women's clothes and went shopping with the three of them, he wanted to take off and change into men's clothes, but they didn't let him, they kept looking at Su Chen, if Su Chen had the slightest act of resistance, they would turn their faces with Su Chen.
Su Chen was afraid of them.
But how could things have gone on so uneventfully? It's time for the surprise that the author has just arranged.
I saw that they met Gu Yanran as they walked, and this was the surprise arranged by the author for Su Chen.
How's that, surprised, surprised.
However, this is not a surprise for Su Chen, but a fright, if Gu Yanran also sees the picture of his women's clothes, then how can he mix in front of Gu Yanran in the future.
If he is exposed at this time, he will be completely disgraced.
Su Chen: "Bullshit author, you wait for me, this is the surprise you said, let's see, this is not over. ”
Author: "Slightly, slightly, slightly, blame me, who let you offend me just now, I have already said it, this book, I have the final say, you dare to provoke me, well, I will arrange a special occasion for you, let you lose face, what do you think, we are called courtesy, you are sorry for me, then I have to be sorry for you, let's wait and see, anyway, the days are still long, your role is not arranged by me for you, these women of yours are also arranged by me for you, now I let them all meet What's the problem?"
"Okay, okay, okay, there's nothing wrong with it, you wait for me, when I'm done with this matter, I'll have to give you a bruise all over your body. ”
"Oh roar, then let's go and see, I really thought I was afraid of you, in fact, in the past three years, I have been forbearing, now, the three-year period has arrived, this dragon master has gone home, your dragon group was established by me back then, and you are just my subordinate, so do you understand now? Goodbye to you. ”
"I understand your sister, you don't have a way to speak, you wait, I'll deal with these things first, I'll come to you, you can't run." ”
"Cut, I'm going to be too late to run, I'm going to have to run with a vehicle, goodbye, you. ”
"Eh, Su Chen, look at it, isn't that the actress Gu Yanran!"
Su Chen lowered his head and didn't dare to raise his head, because once he raised his head and let Gu Yanran see his image at this time, it was estimated that Gu Yanran would laugh at him for the rest of his life.
"Hey, hey, hey, Su Chen, what do I ask you? Hurry up and come with us, go ask for an autograph, it's still too late, we're all fans of Gu Yanran, haven't you ever filmed with Gu Yanran? You two should know each other very well, hurry up, let's get to know each other." ”
Su Chen was still silent at this time, but he didn't dare to speak, where did he dare to speak, if Gu Yanran recognized him, then he would be ruined.
"Su Chen, what do you kid want? Isn't it just to let you wear a woman's clothes, look at your current virtue, let you go with us, it's hard for you." ”
Su Chen also wanted to go with them, but he couldn't do it, if this was normal, then he would definitely go with them, but now the problem is that he is wearing a princess Lolita dress, and he is also wearing a wig and makeup.
If Gu Yanran is shown in this dress, then he will be done.
If you walk over normally in men's clothes, you can still tell others that you are friends.
This guy, Gu Yanran didn't know him in the past, he was dressed like this, how could they meet Gu Yanran.
Moreover, once the matter of him wearing women's clothes is exposed to Gu Yanran, Gu Yanran will pestering him with a dead face and asking him to follow her to the showbiz.
Su Chen didn't want to get involved in these messy things anymore, he just wanted to keep a low profile, but now it doesn't allow him to keep a low profile on this occasion.
Not to mention that the occasion is not allowed, readers are definitely not allowed to do it, all the way to make a fool and then all the way to be awesome, this is the true meaning of Bing Wangwen!
No, Su Chen was also helplessly pulled in front of Gu Yanran by everyone, at this time, the three women plus Su Chen, plus Gu Yanran, the five of them, this can already make up a team of five blacks.
This is in response to a sentence from the author when he took his sister at that time, the macho man has four, and the national service has dropped the province four.
It is very appropriate, gratifying, gratifying.
"Gu Yanran, we are your fans, can you sign us?"
"Absolutely. ”
"Quick, Su Chen, give me the pen and paper. ”
"Su Chen, wait, you raise your head and let me see. ”
How dare Su Chen raise his head, if he raises his head, he will be ruined, all destroyed, then there is no room for recovery at all, how can such a thing as his own women's clothing be easily exposed?
So Su Chen grabbed some mud on the ground and wiped it on his face, and then Gu Yanran couldn't see who he was.
Su Chen also used the spare voice changer that the mouse had prepared for him in case of emergency, which came in handy.
"Mouse, your voice changer has done a great job this time, and I'll invite you to dinner when I get back. ”
So, with the voice changer and a slight change of appearance, Su Chen finally dared to speak directly to Gu Yanran.
"Ah, what's wrong?
"It's nothing, this friend, haven't we met somewhere before, I see that you are also a little familiar, although you added something to cover up, but, the point of not wearing makeup, as a woman's intuition can be seen at a glance, not to mention that I am a star, dealing with all kinds of cosmetics all day long, without makeup, I can see at a glance, but your skills are a little superb, you look at your powder, there is no card powder at all, isn't it? Why did they call you Su Chen just now? Besides, why do I seem to have seen these girls in someone's circle of friends, don't you say, Su Chen?"
Although Su Chen changed his appearance and changed his voice, he still couldn't escape Gu Yanran's eyes, how could there be so many people with the same name and surname in this world, and Su Chen's wig was very unnatural, which didn't match his skin color.
Also, when Gu Yanran called Su Chen's name just now, Su Chen deliberately grabbed soil on the ground and raised a handful of soil on his face, who would do this for normal girls, but only people who deliberately concealed their identity would do this.
Gu Yanran had already seen through everything, but she just didn't want to say it.
Moreover, she has not yet determined that the person in front of her who is dressed as a woman is Su Chen.
The blame can only be blamed on Su Chen, but he himself was in a mess, and Gu Yanran saw the flaws.
Su Chen's image this time is considered to be finished, the image of women's clothing, he can't escape, this image has to follow him for a lifetime.
"Haha, alright, alright, I won't tease you, look at your angry bag, it's really funny, isn't it?
Gu Yanran added an accent here, which seemed to remind Su Chen.
"Little sisters, it's signed here, right?"
"Yes, yes. ”
At this time, another unexpected thing happened, these women directly told Su Chen's identity, and Gu Yanran of this province looked for Su Chen afterwards.
As for the specific details, let's see next time.
Five people got together, and five black walked.
With you and a group, you are the king.
There is no one in the group of five of them.
Su Chen: "Wait a minute, it's not over yet, dog author, you wait for me, this is the surprise you told me?" I'll tell you, you're finished, we're not done with this, I'll clean you up later, you can't run, even if you run to the ends of the earth, before this book is a million words, I have to clean you up." ”
Author: "Then it depends on whether you have the ability to do this, if you can find out where I am hiding, then you win." ”
"Cut, we'll see. ”
At the end of this chapter, it is another day of the author's nagging, a new January, a new day, and I hope that everyone's support will not be less, thank you.
Until this one is finished, I will still keep it updated every day.
This is the first time Lao Xuan has written for so long, and I hope you will continue to support and encourage.
It is because of you that I have the motivation to continue writing.
I will try my best to write the book "I Just Want to Be Low-key", believe me, it will definitely not be unfinished, let's work together......