Chapter 81: Humorous and funny, the thing in his hand is a mystery
After Su Chen sent his senior sister away, he went home to sleep, and his sister Su Yiran was also asleep at this time, and she didn't notice that Su Chen had come back at all.
(In fact, she didn't know that Su Chen went out at all, so she didn't bother to care about Su Chen's life or death, anyway, she knew that he couldn't die, Xiaoqiang was not as strong as him, and he couldn't die if anyone died, after all, the protagonist's aura was very strong, and the scourge would last for thousands of years.) )
So Su Chen slept sweetly and restlessly all night, without being disturbed by anyone, and he slept very sweetly this night.
After so many days and so many things, he could finally sleep soundly for a night, so he slept soundly, like a dead pig, he couldn't wake up without screaming, and he was snoring and snoring, which was deafening.
If Su Yiran hadn't fallen asleep, he would definitely have given him a thunderous hand to his face, and a big mouth to wake him up, so that he could wake her up and make her sleep, and directly slapped your face with a big mouth!
However, this night, Su Chen had a nightmare, the content of the dream was that in the process of the appearance of the mastermind behind the scenes, he fell into the trap again because of carelessness, and Su Yiran fell into the trap of the enemy in order to save him, and was ...... by the enemy in front of him
After seeing this scene, Su Chen suddenly woke up in his dream and shouted, "Yiran, Yiran!"
At this time, Su Yiran had already woken up, and these shouts happened to be heard by her, so Su Yiran went upstairs to ask him for an explanation!
Su Chen later realized, "Huh, it turned out to be a dream!"
At this time, Su Yiran arrived at Su Chen's door, kicked the door frantically, and shouted: "Stinky brother, what are you doing?
"It's okay, it's okay, I just dreamed. ”
"Dreaming, dreaming, what are you shouting, it's like I'm dead. ”
"This ...... This one...... In your dreams, you seem to be really dead, but I can't tell you!"
After thinking about it for a while, Su Chen had an idea, "Eh, there is, just say it, it's okay, it's just that you look too good in your dream, I just couldn't help but shout a few words." ”
"Oh, I see, well, forgive you for the time being, the reason is barely in the past, but pay attention, there is no next time. ”
After speaking, Su Yiran put down the big long knife in his hand, and the crisp sound of it landing made Su Chen afraid, "When did my sister become so violent? It seems that I will have to stay away from her in the future......"
After Su Chen went downstairs to eat breakfast, Su Chen left for school......
"Eh, there's still something at the corner of your mouth, wipe it first and then go!"
"No mom, I'll go first. ”
"Harm, you kid, it's really not worry-free, look at what Yiran did, it's much better than you. ”
"Oh, Mom, she has her strengths, and I also have my benefits, everyone has their own ambitions, different starting points, and of course the results are different. ”
"Yes, yes, yes, it's just that I spoiled you, so I developed your stinky habits today, and I really can't do anything about you. ”
"Okay, Mom, don't talk about me, I'll go first, Mom. ”
"Be careful on the road!"
"Got it, Mom!"
When I first arrived at school, of course, I inevitably encountered those three pit goods, among which Li Qiang was the leader, Zhang Tao, and Song Ming followed, and the reunion of 401 was once again, and I had to talk about it.
"You kid, I haven't seen you for so many days, where have you been? How many old girls have you met?
"That's right, fourth, let's be happy alone rather than happy, another day, you call a few old girls out, and a few of our brothers will sing k?" Zhang Tao followed.
"Fourth, change the name to call two, call it out, in case I become a buddy, buddy, thank you for a lifetime. Song Ming also began to become improper.
In the face of the joint encirclement of so many people, Su Chen was unhappy, and scolded: "Damn, where did I get so many old sisters? I have to keep that kind of good thing for myself? Why do you have to call it out? It's so beautiful for you, you better go over with your paper people, I think it's good for you to accompany them, what do you want for the old sister? What kind of bicycle do you want? Do you want to be faced? Don't want me to sell it for you, three yuan a pound to see if anyone wants it." ”
"You are a flirtatious sister and the king still lacks a sister? Look at Teacher Xie, she has been favoring you recently, she still asks you every day if you are here for the period of kung fu you go, Principal Guo has also come to ask a few times, even the class flower of the next class also comes to ask every day, Miss Ling, the big star, and the next school flower and the second school flower and the pure school flower, the police flower sister also comes to you every day, how do you feel that the good-looking girls have let you take up all of them? How charming are you? You can be popular with so many girls, obviously I haven't been here for a long time. ”
"What can I do? I'm also helpless? But people are handsome, and he doesn't allow me to be low-key because of my appearance? Tell me what's going on? I'm obviously low-key enough, and they still lean on me one by one, alas, people are handsome, but they can't help it, it's just so popular, are you angry?"
"I'm not angry, I'm not angry, you say yes, brothers, go on, clean him up!"
"I have this intention for a long time, Li Qiang, you hold his left and right hands, I will hold his left and right feet, Song Ming, you do it!"
"Oh, don't you, I'm just late?
"Don't talk nonsense, Zhang Tao, do it!"
"Okay, Song Ming, go on, Pan him, Pan this kid, this kid may have been a little crazy recently, and he is not very honest, so he must be treated!"
"Okay, then I'll be respectful and obey my fate, fourth, don't blame me afterwards, if you want to blame, blame yourself for being too good at pretending, my brothers can't stand it, there is no way!"
"Song Ming, do you dare?"
Before Su Chen finished speaking, Song Ming directly attacked him, although Su Chen was hit by a blow, but his ability to resist hitting was still very good, and it was really not enough for him to fight like this without some real talent.
"Damn, you're really here? I backhanded? I backhanded? I really backhanded?"
"Song Ming, Jiang Tao, did you hear what he was going to say? He said he was going to backhand, so should we give him a chance?"
"No, what kind of opportunity do you want? Opportunity is earned, not waited, don't you understand?"
"I understand the truth, but what does this have to do with my handsomeness?"
"You kid, you don't have a good line, you can't find the north after praising you twice?
"Okay. ”
"Come back, I'm really going to do it, I'm so angry!"
"Are you angry? Then you're angry, I'm still afraid that you'll be angry or what? Then if I'm afraid you're angry, then it's over, and there is no one who can make me feel scared, I tell you. ”
"Cut, isn't it time for you to be pressed to the ground by me?"
"When did that happen? Now it's not the same as it used to be, and it's not you who are being crushed under you? So I won and there were more people on our side. ”
"So do you think that you can win if you have more people? Naive, let me teach you what is the real magic weapon for victory! That is absolute strength, drink!"
I saw that as soon as Su Chen exerted his strength, he broke free from the shackles of the two and changed from passive to active.
"The so-called capture thief captures the king first, so let's carry out the ceremony first, Shura armor, fit!"
Su Chen once again grabbed Li Qiang's head, pressed him to the ground, and once again came a dog to gnaw, which is basically speaking, Li Qiang is already cold, and he has made fun of Su Chen several times, so Su Chen is ready to help him relive the memory of that time.
"How is it? Do you remember it? Fight snooker or not, the main thing is boring, don't mess with me about what you don't have, you just tell me, you don't do it or not, it's over." ”
"Then you don't need to say, do it, you have to do it, let's go, let's go now." ”
"Now, no, the next class is a glamorous class! Do you dare to skip class?"
"Don't dare, don't dare, then forget it, forget about it It's me who was sloppy, sloppy. ”
"Then what are you thinking about? Why don't you hurry in and report? What's the use of spending me here?"
"That's the same, go, go, go, go, hurry up, this guy, it's a matter of going in a second late! I don't want to be affected because of you. ”
"Cut, that's what you asked for, anyway, I don't need to, I've already completed the assessment of all subjects, and I'm just experiencing life when I go to school now, that's all. ”
"Tiger and wolf, you see what you say, this is what a man should say? But you don't touch anything that a man can do. ”
"Oh, yes, yes, yes, then I'll be low-key next time, I didn't fail, you see it, right?"
"Eh, hehe, it's really a simple and rude answer, it's really nice to say, I want to hit you, come and take my knife, I'm going to behead this person who hits other people's confidence everywhere, it's too shocking, but you don't have anything to do with mortals!"
"What else do you want from me?"
"I don't want you to do anything, no, you must not be at the scene of my wedding, I really regret knowing you, I didn't do anything all day, just listen to you bragging there, okay, okay, don't brag, the cows have been blown up to the sky by you, even the pigs you don't let go, so what have you let go? You see that even the cows are not happy, what are you still arrogant? Also, what kind of system are you? You are still restrained by nearby places, child, this place may not be suitable for you, you can try again in another place. ”
"Cut, I don't want it, it's not boring here, don't you understand? I think I should hint at it obvious enough? Don't you see it? That's over, the feelings are light, fade, so what should I do with you? Eh, there is a way, it's too heavy to throw in the river in the bag, I can't carry it, then according to the method of a certain sound, bury it for you, I'll dig the pit for you, don't worry, I must arrange it for you!"
"Oh, really? I'm sorry, I can't believe you, you kid can't speak accurately. ”
"Yes, that's right, but you don't have to worry, I will definitely dig the pit for you, and I will arrange it for you!"
"Oh, what do you mean by that?"
"I, Su someone, will never break my word, I will dig it for you, I can dig it for you, do you still need a reason?"
"Do you need it? Don't you need it?
"You're going to say these words, I think you're addicted to the game for too much, it's so fun? ”
"Cut, I think it's too much to play, and ah, you don't bluff me, you can't retreat if anyone returns, who believes it?
"Oh, let you see through it, and ah, who do you say? Do you want to solo? Let's see who is more dished!"
"It must be you, do you need to say that?"
"It's not time for you to hang up and pit me, and then I'm still fragrant and hit nine?"
"Yes, yes, yes, you're great again, you're great again, you haven't forgotten this stalk? That kung fu is really delayed, the dormitory is checking the dormitory, I can't play so blatantly, right? It's normal to hang up, why do you care about this? Which game hasn't there been a few hang-ups?"
"I've seen arrogant, but I've never seen someone as arrogant as you, I've never seen such a brazen person!"
"Then you've seen it now, by the way, Zhang Fei has a new skin, give me one?"
"you, you still play your slash Yao, you don't deserve to play Zhang Fei, you don't understand the essence of Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei with treatment of dizziness is soulless, you have to bring punishment, Zhang Fei is strong in the jungle, one punch a child, carry away, next!"
"Are you awesome again? Do you understand again? So, Mr. Su, do you want to send it or not? Look at you, a v8 player, are you short of these two dollars?"
"Oops, oops, I'll send it, can't I send it?"
"Cut, it's pretty much the same, you know that your kid is the most righteous. ”
"Yes, yes, yes, don't come with me to this set, I won't eat your set, if I didn't agree to send you just now, I'm afraid it's another set of alternatives, right?"
"Oops, you've seen through it. ”
"He~tui!Nothing, I can't guess it? I'm not stupid, just think about it with a little brain? Good guy? You're happy when you have skin? Nothing, material guy. ”
"What do men worship if they don't worship money? Do you worship Guan Gong? What are you kidding with me? What's the use of worshipping that thing?"
"You said you? That's Guan Gong, you give me some respect, Guan Gong is thin and cloudy, how can you be allowed to defile it?"
"Aha, you're going to turn against me for a dead character, Kema, is this?"
"How is that possible? I'm just looking for a chance. ”
"Looking for a chance? Do you think I still have a chance? Let's go climbing the mountain together? I'll take a picture of you, pose for you, and hug you at the top of the mountain!"
"You kid is looking for death, right? It seems that you still want to experience the vastness of the earth, how about it? Do you want to try again?"
"No need, no need, you don't make this kind of joke again, I'll go first, goodbye!"
"Cut, don't be cowardly, if you coax, you'll be bored!"
"Isn't that okay? You kid is a go-to animal, who dares to sing to the sky with a knife in front of you? Isn't that looking for death? It's pure idleness, it's not long enough to live, I want to find some excitement in life, I don't want to." ”
"Outside is as stable as Mount Tai, here as an old dog, you can really do it, I can get to know you again. ”
"Oh, it doesn't look like it's broken, and if you say it, you don't have any friends to do. ”
"Cut, who is rare to be friends with you? Friends are all over the world, there are more of them, there are more of you, there are no more of you, and there are no more of you, what are you?"
"Yes, yes, yes, I'm nothing in front of you, okay? Let me in, it'll be too late in a while. ”
"It's too late, it's too late, what can she do to you? Can she chop you alive? Really, I don't know what you're afraid of. ”
"You're not afraid, but I'm afraid, I'm not as good as you, I can do whatever I want, you know? ”
"Then you still live as I want to live, I just want to be low-key, but the strength just doesn't allow me to be low-key, what can I do?"
"Cut, pretending to be forced, and coming to this set again, how can you drip if you can't get tired of playing this stalk? ”
"Again, what can I do? I don't want to be high-profile, but the strength just doesn't allow it......"
"Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, you quickly accept your supernatural powers, I can't stand it, come and accept you personally, I really can't stand it. ”
"I'm telling you, except for myself, no one in this world can control me Su Chen. ”
At this moment, a familiar ethereal voice came from behind Su Chen.
"Su Chen, why are you back at school?"
"Little ...... Why are you here?"
"My God, I finally saw a savior, Sister Mo, help, take your husband away. ”
"What do you say, husband, hate!"
"Li Qiang, you bastard, what are you talking about? Believe it or not, I'm beating you? You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense!"
"Look at it, you still don't admit it, Sister Mo is definitely the most diligent looking for you in the days you are gone, basically once a day, don't you deny it, right, Sister Mo?"
"What do you say? How can I have it? Su Chen, don't listen to his nonsense, this person is full of feces and stinks to death, let's stay away from him, if the IQ is too low, it will be contagious, don't get caught in his stupidity. ”
"Sister Mo, why are you like this? Su Chen, take care of her!"
"Come on, I can't take care of it, you can do it, you can you up no can no bbll!"
"I, I'm even worse, sister-in-law is so strong, Su Chen, you have to be careful. ”
"You still say yes? ”
Who knew that Ji Xiaomo directly grabbed Su Chen, "Don't fight, aren't you good brothers?"
"Sister-in-law is really still sister-in-law, haha, Su Chen, someone can restrain you this time, right? Aren't you amazing, you see my newly learned stunt, the combination of lion's roar and a yang finger, are you coming? Why can't you come? Wasn't it very powerful just now?"
"Hey, you kid, don't think that Xiaomo can pretend to be with me unscrupulously here, I'll tell you, it's not easy to do anything, no matter who you are today, I have to clean up your kid, you kid is too bad. ”
After speaking, Su Chen raised his fist and wanted to smash it at Li Qiang, but was still stopped by Ji Xiaomo, "Oops, I said don't fight, I hate fighting and killing the most, can't I reconcile?"
"Sister-in-law, it's not that I don't want to reconcile, look at your Su Chen, he has to pester me!"
"Sister-in-law, I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense. ”
Although Ji Xiaomo said so, she felt very happy to be called like this in her heart, and she didn't know what was wrong.
"Li Qiang, you're talking to me again, aren't you?
"Oh, I said don't fight, Su Chen, stop, otherwise I will ignore you. ”
"Don't, harm, forget it, Li Qiang, let me tell you, this time for Xiaomo's sake, I'll let you go for the time being, but if there is a next time, you can wait to clean it up." ”
"Thank you, sister-in-law, goodbye to you. ”
"Oh, how many times have I said it, I'm not your sister-in-law. ”
"It's all right, isn't it just a matter of time? You see how loving you two are? I bless you both. ”
"Don't go quickly, don't fart here, get out of here, get out, get out of here. ”
"Understood, my light bulb hindered the love of the two of you, that sister-in-law, you two are busy first, I'll go in first, oh, by the way, I almost forgot, Su Chen, take this, it's useful for you, you come over first, I'll give it to you, this thing is inconvenient to make public." ”
"What? What are you going to do? What good birds can you bring? I'm going to see what makes you so mysterious. ”
"You'll know when you come here. ”
After Su Chen passed, I saw Li Qiang stuffing something into Su Chen's hand, a square bag, a ring-shaped object inside, well~ It's a good thing, it's worth thinking about......
"Damn, I know that you kid is not in shape, give me this thing, where do you want to go?"
"Oh, it's okay, trust me, maybe you'll be able to use it tonight, trust my instincts. ”
"I believe you are a ghost, what am I doing with it? We don't have that kind of relationship. ”
"Oh, men chasing women, compartment mountains, women chasing men, compartment yarn, that layer of yarn is not easy to pierce? unless you are not a man. ”
"Damn, who are you talking about? Don't think that I won't dare to beat you here, if I provoke me, I will you, you wait, wait for Xiaomo to be there. ”
"Sister-in-law, look at it, Su Chen bullied me, you can help me take care of him!"
"Hey, you kid, you've learned to find foreign help, haven't you?"
"Oh, look at it, sister-in-law, Su Chen still murders me. ”
"Okay, okay, Su Chen, let him go, it's embarrassing to let him keep talking here. ”
"What's that embarrassing? wouldn't it be nice to bury it directly?"
"Forget it, it's not easy for him. ”
"Yes, hello sister-in-law, unlike him, he has a stinky face all day long, and I don't know who to show it. ”
"Oh, okay, okay, you go quickly, he should trouble you again in a while, now I have you to protect you, I will be away in a while, if he troubles you again, call me, I will clean him up." ”
"Okay, thank you, sister-in-law. ”
"Alright, let's go. ”
"Xiaomo, he ......"
"What is he, gone, you forgot to promise me that you have something to do today?"
"Oh, yes, yes, yes, I almost forgot, I still have to go and drink with Uncle Ji, wait for me, I'll go back and get a jar of good wine." ”
"Drink less, my dad has a bad stomach. ”
"I know, I know, I know that drinking a little is appropriate, and drinking a lot hurts my body, I understand this truth. ”
"Oh, I hope you'll be obedient, I can't help you. ”
That's it, Su Chen went home to get the wine and prepared to go to Ji Xiaomo's house, but what would happen after drinking, then I don't know, and he still had that thing on him, it was inevitable that he would be misunderstood, please listen to the next time......