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In a rental house in Huahai City.

The two middle-aged men were wearing T-shirts, floral pants, and sandals with Erlang's legs, and they were already drunk and didn't know anything.

"Cool, this time the youth conference was really well held, and the competition was very exciting. A foreign man, with a scruffy beard, was holding a bottle of two pots and blowing on his head, and said drunkly, "The game is good-looking, and the wine and wine are strong enough." ”

"Watching the game, drinking a little wine, there is nothing more exciting in life than this. The middle-aged uncle in Huaxia collapsed on the sofa in a paralyzed manner, his posture was comfortable and refreshing, and he burped and said, "Little Feifei, sometimes I think about it, there is no woman who cares about it all day long, and she is still quite at ease." ”

These two, of course, are Yanzun Cao Cannon and Bright Pope Philhos, especially the Bright Pope, who are messing with Cao Cannon these days, and they are about to be assimilated, and their appearance and posture are actually seven or eight points similar to Cao Cannon.

Seats, chairs, trash cans, littered with the remains of all kinds of snacks, as well as empty wine bottles.

"Ben, the emperor has never been married, and he doesn't understand women. The Pope of Light's eyes were dizzy, and he shook his head and said, "But to be honest, I've been dealing with all kinds of important matters related to global security over the years, and it's rare to take a few days to relax, and it's really comfortable." Old Pao'er, this emperor really envies your life. ”

"Then, of course, how carefree the deity is this day? Even if it is for me to be the emperor, I don't want to change it. Uncle Cannon said to the Pope of Light, "You're just too hard to enjoy life." ”

"Who, who said I don't understand life?drink~~" Pope Bright's eyes were dizzy, he took the second pot head and touched Uncle Pao, and blew down half a bottle again, shook his head and said, "Old Pao'er, there is no food." Otherwise, you can go to the vegetable market and buy some. ”

"Hehe, punch. Uncle Pao was also drunk, and said with a wicked smile.

"I'm a guest, not to mention that I went last time, so this time it's your turn. ”

"Okay, okay, I'll buy it. Uncle Cannon scratched his head, took out his mobile phone, and began to play.

"What are you doing here?" the Pope of Light wondered.

"Don't you understand?" Uncle Pao raised his finger and said with a look of disdain, "People who come out of a small place are shallow." Today's fast food takeaway business in Huaxia has reached the peak of the world, and its convenience is not something that a rural turtle like you can understand. ”

As Uncle Pao spoke, he poked his fingers on the screen with difficulty, and muttered to himself: "I'll search, door-to-door service service, fast food." ”

"There is a door-to-door service service, and you didn't say it earlier?" the Pope of Light also raised his middle finger with disdain, "It's causing me to go to the vegetable market so much." ”

In fact, both of them were already almost drunk.

Originally, according to their strength, they would not get drunk even if they drank tons and tons. But what's the point of drinking like that? Therefore, they agreed that they could only rely on their constitution to carry it, and they could not use energy to dispel the alcohol in their bodies.

In this way, Rao is physique is terrifyingly strong, and under a large number of two-pot heads, they are also drunk.

Uncle Pao didn't bother to pay attention to him, his eyes lit up and said, "I found it, door-to-door service service fast food phone." As he spoke, it took a lot of effort to press out the phone.

"Hello?"

A whispering voice came from the other end of the line, "Excuse me, is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yo, this little girl has a pretty good voice. Uncle Pao squinted, waved his mobile phone at the Pope of Light, and then cleared his voice and said, "Ahem, little sister, when I call you, I must be calling for a door-to-door service service to deliver fast food." ”

"Uncle, do you want to eat fast food?" the voice was louder and sweeter, "but I suggest that you have a more intimate and cost-effective night service." ”

"Guaranteed night??,?,,

"It's okay as many times as you want, uncle, as long as you can eat it, giggle~" On the other end of the phone, there was a series of coquettish laughter, "Of course, the price of the night package is slightly more expensive." ”

The Pope of Light on the side grabbed the phone, burped and said, "Then book the night, my brother and I haven't been so high for a long time, we must be hi overnight, the price is okay, as long as the door-to-door service service is good enough." ”

Poor Pope, I really don't want to go out to buy wine and groceries when I am very drunk.

"Ouch, there is also an uncle. The voice on the other end of the phone was tired, "As long as your body can eat, we don't care." ”

"Eat well, eat well, what are we? The Pope of Light snapped his chest, "This is a lot of physical fitness. ”

"Okay, are you two people?" said the girl sweetly, "then we will have four people to serve you, and ensure that you will be well served, so that you will know the taste and giggle." ”

"Okay, that's it. "The Pope of Bright looks like a big cow, when he put on a show before, dozens or hundreds of people served him for a meal, what is four people?

"Uncle, what kind of costumes and props do you want?"

"Costumes?" said the Light Pope with a bewildered expression, "What do you mean?"

"Oh, uncle, you're so bad. The girl said, "It's the flight attendant uniforms, the OL uniforms, the student uniforms, and so on." ”

"Then let's have a set. The Pope of Light doesn't understand it, but this doesn't prevent him from putting on a big picture, "It doesn't matter if the money is good, as long as the service is good enough, the dishes are satisfying." ”

"Okay, leave the address, we will arrive within half an hour, as for the dishes, I guarantee that the two uncles are satisfied." ”

After leaving the address.

The two uncles continued to drink, and the Pope of Light said with emotion, "Old Pao'er, the development speed of your Huaxia Kingdom is really fast, this is really changing with each passing day, even delivering fast food to the door, you can serve unlimited times all night, and you can also provide different clothes according to the aesthetics of the guests, this customer service is really good." ”

"Of course, we have too many talents in Huaxia, and the competition is fierce. At the same time, Uncle Pao was a little confused, has the competition in the fast food industry really become white-hot to this extent?

It doesn't matter, it's not him in a treat anyway.

The two of them put aside their thoughts and began to drink continuously.

Maybe it was because the Pope of Light was too loud, and the doorbell rang in less than half an hour, and the Pope of Light ran to open the door in a hurry, and then his eyes widened, looking at the four girls who were full of flowers and branches and smelled of perfume, each carrying a box and lining up to walk in.

"Hello two uncles and bosses. The four women shouted in unison.

The Pope of Bright was frightened, and secretly gave Uncle Pao a thumbs up, Huaxia Kingdom is really good now, and the quality and pomp are spicy and high.

"Alright, don't waste time, hurry up and serve the food. Pope Bright felt that he could not afford to disgrace the face of the Europeans, waved his hand, and said majestically.

The girl at the head was frightened by the layout of the room and the chaos, frowned, and said weakly, "This foreign uncle, according to the rules, you have to pay first." She was also afraid that these two drunken and sloppy uncles would pay their debts, and there would be no place to reason with them when the time came.

"No problem. With a wave of his hand, the Pope of Light reached them with a stack of bills, "Hurry up and serve the food, if your service is good enough and the food is good enough, you will be rewarded later." ”

The four girls were dumbfounded with a stack of money, this is too much, isn't it?

Then they were like chicken blood, and while opening the box to change clothes, they snorted and said: "Two uncles, the four of us are out today, you must not treat us as human beings, this dish, you can eat it as you want, you can eat it as many times as you want." ”

"Hey, hey, what are you doing?" Uncle Cannon and the Pope of Light, as if they didn't feel right, said drunkenly, "It's too shameless to be ashamed."

"Ouch, you guys are still pretending, uncles. The girls giggled and quickly changed their clothes. There are flight attendants, teachers, ******, and even policewomen.

Then, under the dumbfounded eyes of the two uncles, they screamed and flew up.

I'll it!

Uncle Cannon and the Pope of Light looked at each other, this situation seems to be wrong? The posture of these girls, where does it seem that they are here to deliver fast food for them to eat, it is clear that they are here to eat them.

Could it be that they are handsome and handsome, and delivering fast food has become a robbery~ color?

Then, the two of them began to run around the dirty, cramped room.

"Hey, hey, don't mess around, we can't do this. The Pope of Light shouted in panic as he dodged.

"Ouch, Uncle Foreigner, you're really good at playing. The girls couldn't laugh and pounced on them with their teeth and claws, "So you like this set? It doesn't matter, our sisters can S and M, and they can cook any dish." ”

"Little Feifei, the situation is not right. "Uncle Cannon feels wrong," said with a tingling scalp, as if we had made the wrong call. ”

"Ouch!"

The Pope of Light stumbled under his feet and was thrown directly on the sofa by the two girls.

And Uncle Pao was too drunk to walk, and he couldn't mess around with these ordinary people, so he was also thrown to the ground.

The four flowery girls were smiling coquettishly while riding on them and tearing up their clothes, "Uncles, you can't run away from our clutches, so you might as well obediently obey us." ”

Belch......

Uncle Cannon and the Pope of Light glanced at each other from a distance, there was no way, it seemed that they could only do it.

Just as they were about to stun the four girls, so that their fame would not be ruined.

Suddenly!

The door of the rental house was slammed open, and several athletic men rushed in, shouting with their documents in their hands: "The police are sweeping pornography, and they are all squatting on the ground with their heads in their hands and taking out their ID cards." ”

Sweep, sweep pornography?

Uncle Cannon was dizzy, wasn't he? Obviously just ordering a fast food......

…… (To be continued.) )