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"What are you looking at?" several plainclothes policemen pointed at Uncle Pao menacingly, glared and said, "It's you, you're a lot old, and you don't study well, squatting down, holding your head." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Uncle Pao was already drunk and dizzy, and when he heard the words, he was angry, his eyes widened, and he was ready to shout.

Those few warblers with flowers and branches had already lost their faces and squatted on the ground. One of them was kind-hearted, knowing that the uncle was drinking too much, and he was afraid that he would suffer a loss in front of him, so he hurriedly dragged him and squatted down.

"And you, you crouch down too, foreigner?" the policeman at the head of the group stared at the Pope of Light and frowned, his attitude slightly better, "Which country?"

"The Emperor is from the Papal State. The Pope of Light drank staggeringly, but the bearing he had cultivated for a long time was extraordinary, and with a wave of his hand, his bearing was extraordinary, "Friend, this, this is a misunderstanding. ”

Ben, Ben Emperor?

Several policemen looked at each other, looking the Pope of Light up and down. I saw that he was wearing a torn T-shirt, a pair of beach pants very casually, a pair of sandals on his feet, his hair was messy, and he was full of alcohol

"Hehehe. The policemen were happy, looked at each other and said, "The emperor, I still have this seat, what about the deity, have you read too many online novels?"

"The deity can't be called casually. Uncle Pao drunkenly added on the side, "There are only four people in the world who are qualified to be called deities, and two of them have been suppressed in the demon prison." One is the World-Destroying Demon Venerable, who once caused great turmoil, and the other is a demigod-level Abyss Demon King who is trying to invade the earth. ”

A short policeman looked Uncle Cannon up and down, and said with a sneer, "The Demon Venerable of the World Destroyer, the Abyss Demon King, is so famous." Don't tell me, you're one of them. ”

"That's right. Uncle Pao squatted on the ground, straightened his waist, and his bearing, even if he was squatting, he seemed to be a super strong man unparalleled in the world, "The deity is the only demigod-level powerhouse among human beings, and he is naturally qualified to be called the deity." ”

The policemen were amused, "Hahaha, one deity, one emperor, plus four warblers." Hehe, you guys are really trendy in this role-playing game, it's just a new level. Take them all!"

The two policemen grabbed Uncle Cannon and the Pope of Light, and said angrily: "Let's go, two masters, is it possible to handcuff you again?"

"Don't move. The Pope of Light snorted wine and said, "This Emperor is the Pope of Light, and he has diplomatic immunity in your Huaxia country. ”

"Yo, it turned out to be His Holiness the Pope. The short policeman said with a hippie smile, "Disrespectful, disrespectful, unfortunately, don't say you're the Pope of Light." Even if you are the God of Light, it is useless if the **** falls into our hands. ”

"Nonsense, do you dare to be disrespectful to the Father!?" Pope Bright was a little angry, turned to Uncle Pao and said, "Cao Jingluo, you have to grasp the spiritual belief of your Huaxia Kingdom. ”

"What do you catch? Don't come with us like this. The policeman at the head straightened up and said solemnly, "We believe in communism." ”

Uncle Pao also said helplessly: "Little Feifei, freedom of belief, you don't preach here." ”

"What then?" said the Pope of Light, rubbing his temples with a headache, "although this is a misunderstanding, if it gets out, my face will be disgraced. Otherwise, let's run away. ”

"Click. A pair of handcuffs directly handcuffed the Pope of Light, and the short policeman sneered and said, "You are really bold enough, in front of our police, you dare to say anything about escaping." Regardless of misunderstanding, go back to the office and explain things clearly. ”

"You dare to handcuff ......" The Pope of Light was furious, his status was extremely high, no matter which country he went to, it was the highest standard of treatment, these policemen were too bold.

Under the excitement, he secretly lucked away, dispelled some of the alcohol, and cleared his mind.

But before he finished speaking, Uncle Pao hurriedly stopped him: "Little Feifei, don't be impulsive." They are ordinary police officers, just doing their official duties. In our country, there are regulations that no strong person can violate the laws of the country, otherwise he will be hunted down and sanctioned by the State Africa Bureau. If you do it now and run away, then call the police, arrest, and escape. It's better to go to the office according to the rules first, I'll give someone a call to deal with this matter, and it'll be fine. ”

Uncle Pao obviously felt that the situation was wrong, and slightly dispelled some of the alcohol. Those rules were the rules he set when he founded the National Africa Bureau, and he naturally remembered them clearly.

However, the two of them drank too much, and a large amount of alcohol had already played a role in the body, and it was really impossible to be completely awake for a while.

The Pope of Light was helpless, but he could only cooperate honestly.

Soon, a group of people were taken to the police station and made notes one by one.

"Cao Jingluo, not a native of Huahai City, has you received a temporary residence permit?"

On the table where the transcript was made, a young police girl looked at his ID card, the corners of her mouth pursed and seemed to be a little disdainful, it is true, this old man in his forties has a scumbag beard, although he looks quite vicissitudes, and has the temperament of an uncle, but what he did was too obscene and dirty, and he was full of the smell of alcohol.

The ID card, naturally, was re-issued later, and some important information was obviously erased. Otherwise, his "advanced age" of more than 90 years old will frighten many people.

"Comrade policeman, I'll make a call. Uncle Cannon said with a dry smile.

"I'll play after I finish the transcript. The police girl glared at him angrily, "You and that foreigner are not small, recruiting four women who have lost their footings in one go, and have you taken the laws of the country into account?"

"In the eyes, of course. Comrade policeman, this is a misunderstanding, my friend and I just ordered a fast food. Uncle Pao looked helplessly at the mobile phone not far away, but the mobile phone was obviously out of his control now.

"Hehe, fast food. The policeman's face was slightly red, and she stared at him viciously, "Stinky rascal." ”

Uncle Pao is about to cry, this hooligan is a hooligan, what's the point of adding a stinky word?

At this moment, the door of the transcript room was opened, and an elderly policeman came in with an interrogation paper and said: "Xiao Li, those women who have lost their footing have been recruited, and it is indeed these two obscene uncles who personally called to solicit prostitutes." And as soon as they entered the door, the foreign uncle gave 10,000 yuan first, saying that if the service was good, there would be a reward. Hehe, I can't see that the two of them are generous enough. Fortunately, they were just starting out, and they were blocked by us. ”

The police girl cast a deep disdain at Uncle Pao: "Hehe, what else is there to quibble? You give me an honest explanation and make a good record. ”

Uncle Pao was speechless and felt a little congested.

At this moment, another policeman led the Pope of Light over, and he said helplessly: "Xiao Li, Officer Lu, I can't do this record." This guy is either babbling nonsense, or yelling to see his friend, or why don't you lock him up and sober up?"

"Don't, don't. Uncle Pao hurriedly stopped him, and then said with a hippie smile, "Comrade police, I ask for a phone call, and when my friend comes, I will explain slowly." ”

When the police girl was about to slap the table, the elderly officer surnamed Lu frowned and said, "Xiao Li, if he wants to call, let him call." ”

"But Officer Lu, according to the regulations......" The policeman's sister surnamed Li wrinkled her nose and was a little aggrieved.

Officer Lu pulled her aside and whispered expectantly: "There is a foreigner among the people involved, and the other party is arrogant, maybe he has a background." You just came to the institute, you are still too young, and some people you don't want to look at him, maybe this background is deep. We can't afford to be slapped in the face by others, and we have to pay for a smile when we turn around. ”

"Hmph, take it. The police girl reluctantly threw the phone back to Uncle Pao, "You have to call quickly, and you are not allowed to destroy the evidence, which is the call record of your previous fast food call." ”

"Thank you, Sister Li, soon I will be able to prove my innocence. Uncle Pao took his mobile phone, dialed a number, and said with a smile, "Hey, old Han, I'm in Huahai City, and I have encountered something that you need to come forward to solve." ”

Han Hongbo was noisy on the other end of the phone, he pulled his throat and said, "Jinglu, this youth conference rematch has just ended, and I was dragged by Emmons and them to drink." By the way, Rose and Dale are here, do you want to have some fun?"

Of course, Uncle Cannon knew that they were all there, but it was obvious that he would not go over and fall into the net. Just kidding, if he goes, the scene might explode.

Uncle Pao cleared his throat, and just when he was about to talk about the situation, Han Hongbo hurriedly said: "No, no, No, Emmons is here to pull me, I'll hang up first, and I'll talk about it later." ”

Toot toot!

There was a busy tone on the other end of the phone.

Uncle Pao broke out in a cold sweat, and then dialed it over, and found that it was already unreachable.

"Old Pao'er, what does Old Han say, how long will it take for him to come over to solve this matter?" the Pope of Light raised his eyebrows and asked, "The attitude of these low-level legal workers in your country is too bad, I want to question him well." ”

"He's been dragged by Emmons and them for a drink, and his phone has been forcibly turned off. Uncle Pao said angrily, "How can this be reasonable." ”

"Hehe, call. As if she had won the battle, the policewoman raised her eyebrows and said, "How about it, the call is over, give me back the evidence." ”

"Wait, I'll hit another one. Uncle Pao hurriedly shrank his hand, quickly flipped through the phone book, and made a call.

Toot ~ Toot ~

After a few long tones, under the expectation of Uncle Pao, the other party's phone was connected, and a series of hearty laughter came and said: "Senior Cao, cool, this time is really cool." ”

"Cool your sister!" Uncle Pao couldn't help but roll his eyes.

Of course, this call was made to Feng Yuande, director of the East China Branch.

He's the head snake of Huahai City.

"Seniors, I never thought that so many young talents from our National Africa Bureau could enter the top 32. Feng Yuande said proudly, "And our East China Branch is in full bloom and takes the lead, so I am ready to go and cheer up the children in person." I won't talk to you more, the plane will take off soon, I have to turn off my phone, bye bye ~ hahaha ~"

In a series of hearty laughter, Feng Yuande hung up the phone.

Hahaha~

Ha you soul!

Uncle Cannon couldn't help but burst into foul language, what is this called.

At this moment, the policeman girl laughed coldly, "What kind of phone call is there for such a conclusive matter, I think it is better to notify the family and let the family pay the fine." ”

Notify the family!?

A bone-chilling chill spread from his tail vertebrae to the back of his head.

...... (To be continued.) )