Chapter 19: Jianghu

Not long after the golden scales left, Lao Dao struggled to get up from the ground, two blood stains flowed from the tip of his nose, and he muttered:

"Where did you come from, the stinky boy, I almost didn't beat this Dao Master to death!"

At this time, looking at the direction of Longhu Mountain, a group of young Taoist priests in blue came neatly, looking at the costumes of the three generations of disciples of Shenxiao Palace, the first one was slightly older, and a dazzling long sword, which was intimidating, this person was the number one disciple Han Jian under the Liuyun Seat.

I saw that Han Jian came to the old Taoist priest, bowed his forehead, and then all the Taoist priests also bowed down, shouting in unison:

"The disciple is ordered by Tianzun to welcome the master and uncle back to the palace!"

Heyang City shook, everyone in the world was shocked, no one could have imagined that this dirty old man was even higher than Liuyun.

The old road dragged two nosebleeds, full of footprints, but just wanted to stand with the handrail up to the sky, so at a glance, it was quite a bit dusty, and said:

"Get up!"

A group of disciples took the order, turned around and left with him, who knows, there was an anxious shout from the old bustard in the fireworks building behind him.

"Uncle Shi is amazing, you won't give money if you are a prostitute? Next time, the old lady will break your leg when she sees it......

When Lao Dao heard this, his feet became weak, and he fled and led people straight to Shenxiao Palace.

In front of the Wuji Palace, Liuyun had been waiting for a long time, Lao Dao stared, walked into the hall with infinite energy, sat on a chair with one butt, crossed his knees in front of him, supported his chin with one hand, and pointed at Liuyun Dao with one hand:

"The old man is at ease at the foot of the mountain, you kid is in such a big battle, why did you send someone to invite me back!"

Liuyun didn't dare to slack off, he was stubborn, standing in front of him, where was there still the demeanor of the first venerable man in the world, and said with a smile:

"The disciple doesn't dare, please ask Uncle Shi to come back, there is indeed a big matter to discuss. ”

The old Taoist took a "bah" and scolded and said:

"It's a big deal, you can't drink wine here, and you can't eat meat, Lao Tzu will be upset when he sees you eating fasting and chanting Taoism. ”

Liuyun was helpless, and suddenly saw that his face was swollen, his body was full of footprints, and there were broken blood stains on the bridge of his nose, and he whispered:

"Uncle Shi, what's wrong with you?"

Lao Dao snorted coldly, not angry, and said embarrassedly:

"Let a little cub beat it!"

"This ......"

Liuyun couldn't cry or laugh, and was stunned in place.

At sunset, a long rainbow flew by, and the southern crows, pieces came from the north, flowing in the sky, and rang a bell with a long history from the top of Longhu Mountain.

The child's anger is not light, the living king of Hades catches the little ghost, pulls up the whip and is about to beat, looking at the empty plate, the old woman ordered not to buy the things is a living sin!

Where is the golden scale willing to suffer, hiding in Tibet, taking out the Ling Bo microstep that has been practiced for five days, after all, Sun Monkey can't escape from the palm of the Buddha's hand, and there is a hot pain on his buttocks, so he begs for mercy from time to time.

It turned out that Grandma Tong hadn't eaten meat for three days, so she remembered the pair of pork knuckles in the Longfeng Restaurant.

"Who is that dog Taoist?"

Grandma Tong glanced at him and asked.

Jin Liang said that he didn't know, and the fire under Grandma Tong rose again, and he was about to fight immediately. Jin Liang hurriedly leaned his head over, held Grandma Tong's arm and rubbed it for a while, like a coquettish child, and said:

"Grandma, you listen to Lin'er's explanation. ”

Although Grandma Tong is powerful, she is always a woman, and a woman can't escape her natural pity, and for a while, her heart softened, and she said coldly:

"If you say, if you don't say it well, I'll give you a whip. ”

Jin Liang told him how the old Taoist priest was beaten out by the old bustard in the fireworks building during the day, and how he ate the wine and meat, he thought that Grandma Tong wanted to thunder Dafa again, but unexpectedly, the old woman opened her mouth and smiled:

"Fun, fun tight. ”

The second monk was puzzled, so he touched his bloody buttocks, picked up a piece of beef on the side, stuffed it into his mouth, and wondered:

"Grandma, what did you say?"

Grandma Tong looked at him like an idiot, glanced at him, and found that this kid was not only unscrupulous, but also ignorant, so she lazily asked:

"Does that Taoist priest have a muddy face, smell fishy and smelly, and the gray cloth robe falls on the street like an old dog?"

Jin Liang recalled, the old guy really still did this, but he didn't know if he was a dog or not, anyway, he didn't do anything with people, but he glanced at Grandma Tong again, and muttered in his heart:

It's no different from you.

Naturally, Grandma Tong didn't know what he was thinking, if he knew, Xiao Jinye's butt tonight would have to be lined up into eight petals. She raised her hand and took a sip of wine, the fierceness and spiciness, which seemed to her as sweet as honey.

"That's not wrong, the one who can have this costume in the whole world is the old dog Wuyazi. ”

When Jin Yan heard this, he couldn't help but laugh "poof", and said secretly: Wuyazi, I think he is toothless, an old face is thicker than the city wall, typical brazenness!

Next, Grandma Tong's words made him unable to laugh anymore.

"In terms of seniority, it is the uncle of Liuyun Lao Dao, that is, your uncle and ancestor!"

There was a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and the golden scale's brain exploded, he opened his mouth, and the piece of beef in his mouth fell to the ground, and said:

"During the day, I gave a spicy hand. ”

Grandma Tong was surprised, looking at him with straight eyes, remembering that year in front of the blessed land of Langhuan, Wu Yazi was hanging meat in her left hand, holding wine in her right hand, a pair of obscene little eyes, looking at her with squinting eyes, and said:

"Little lady, really fine skin and tender meat, come and give the uncle a smile, don't laugh, okay! Uncle will give you a smile!"

Then, Grandma Tong was furious, and the two fought in a forked move, and for a time the landslide and the ground cracked, and the night over the East China Sea was dark and bright as day.

"You say it again?"

Grandma Tong choked on a piece of braised beef for a long time, she can't go down to live or die, you know, Liuyun is the right way, she is the evil way in the mouth of the righteous way, although the two ways are different and do not conspire with each other, the concept of respecting teachers and respecting the way is very consistent, if according to the door rules of Lang Huan's blessed land, cut off the hands and feet will be abolished in an instant. Thinking of the means of this kid with golden scales, it must be how refreshing and how to fight when jumping on Wuyazi, and it is not too much to chop into meat sauce.

Jin Liang nodded, from its measurements did not change color, his heart did not beat, where does the master care about his uncle and ancestor, or his uncle, as long as he doesn't look at it well, he still fights all over the ground to find teeth, don't do this discipline.

"Isn't it amazing?"

Grandma Tong was chilled by his question, so she said: Can someone who can fight with the old woman and me be powerful? Back then, a fight was earth-shattering, and the two sides fought for three days and three nights.

The golden scales were all embarrassed, and when they heard the horse widow, they immediately concluded that this woman was a lewd woman, a baby slut, and she was definitely not a good bird.

"His world stream god finger is very powerful, and his ability to move the whole mountain is also admired by the old woman. ”

Jin Liang was surprised, but he saw that Grandma Tong's expression was tight, not like she had told a lie, and said secretly: Grandma, what kind of person is that, this body is not the second in the world, but it can also be ranked in the top ten, she actually admires Wu Yazi, presumably the old Taoist priest is really so powerful that he is lawless.

admired her again, and had to admire the old woman who was above the top, open-minded and open-minded.

"Then why was he beaten by me and couldn't change his hand?"

Grandma Tong is not intoxicating, people are drunk, shaking the wine pot in her hand, the crystal clear fragrance is wrapped in it, the jingling incense, the eyes are blurred, as if falling into contemplation, said:

"Hmph, the old boy is bohemian and uninhibited, who can say for sure, Lin'er, don't watch him be beaten by you, this soul power restrained kung fu is only afraid that it has reached the peak of the three-day realm. ”

Jin Liang sneered, thinking that the skin and face that were beaten by him could still be said to be so awesome, wouldn't that little master be a god. At this moment, he meowed to Tianshan Tong's grandmother, and he couldn't help blurting out a question.

"Who is better than grandma or him?"

Grandma Tong was stunned for a moment, looking at the hollow of the golden scales, her eyes became crying and laughing, and she was really still a child, and she couldn't speak lightly. If it were changed to one person under 10,000 people before, it would immediately be dragged down and executed with sticks, but now, ......

She all smiled bitterly:

"In the past, it was hard to say that it depended on the mood. Now he's better than me!"

Jin Liang saw the pair of pipa hooks on Grandma Tong's chest, and suddenly, he secretly scolded himself for being stupid, lest he hurt Grandma's heart, and said:

"I'm talking a lot again. ”

Grandma Tong was unexpectedly generous, waved her hand to show that it was okay, and said lightly:

"Lin'er, you have entered the gate of Shenxiao Palace, but you know too little about the things on the rivers and lakes, I am afraid it will not be good for you in the future. ”

Jin Scale's eyes lit up, he liked to listen to stories since he was a child, and remembered that when he was a child, he pestered Ji Tianyao every time before going to bed, but her old bustard's mother didn't know a word when she fell to the ground, where was there any ink, and she couldn't entangle this grinding little goblin, so he made up for a few nights, and then told Jin Zhumei from beginning to end, so that Jin Lian found that he now loves more prodigal women than good girls, and Ji Tianyao really contributed a lot.

Grandma Tong smiled faintly, and opened a magnificent volume for him.

"The old woman has been locked up in this dark room for 16 years, speaking of the rivers and lakes, I'm afraid that things are wrong, how many ups and downs there are, and it is unknown how many ups and downs the waves have caught up, I think Bai Xiaosheng has already won the sky in his pen: thirty-six earthly evils, seventy-two Tiangang, four monarchs, four emperors, a top, none of these characters are easy to deal with. ”

Jin Liang was fascinated by this, and suddenly, he became interested, and shouted:

"Grandma, isn't it the old way of Liuyun?"

Grandma Tong nodded and continued:

"It's not just him, the top person in the rivers and lakes for thousands of years is only the Tianzun of Shenxiao Palace. ”

The golden scales pursed their mouths, and when they thought that the old man with a fairy wind bone was actually a first-class master in the rivers and lakes, the boss in his heart was unhappy, and snorted coldly:

"That Jianghu people are too unkind, why doesn't anyone dare to go to Shenxiao Palace to single him out? If you win, you are the first in the world, and if you lose, you will still be honored, no matter how you say it, it is a good deal!"

The little chicken thief's batch of tricks is the sound of a thunderbolt, and the chickens who open the kiln can't do anything else, and the doorway to do business is still the basic skill of staring at the abacus since childhood.

Unexpectedly, Grandma Tong's eyes widened, and she said:

"Why not? There are thousands of people who want to get involved in the throne of the world, but unfortunately, the dog Taoist priest is too high, and he has become a ghost!"

Jin Liang secretly spoke, it turned out that the number one name in the world was not a fight between two hooligans, but also a death, it was not cost-effective, it was not cost-effective.

Seeing that he was surprised, Grandma Tong smiled and said:

"Therefore, in recent decades, no one has dared to go to Shenxiao Palace again. ”

Jin Yan shook his head and said:

"Then what is your number one, grandma?"

Grandma Tong seemed to know that the little cub would ask such a question, the male Xiaoyuan was always naΓ―ve, and she looked closely at this kind of ranking of rivers and lakes, and said lightly:

"One finger is Pingshan, the sky is looking at the moon, the Nanlin sword head, and the Beihai mad knife are all the four monarchs. ”

How clever the golden scale was, after a little bit of her dialing, she immediately understood:

"I know, Wuyazi is a flat mountain, and grandma is looking at the moon in the sky, who is the head of the Nanlin sword and the Beihai mad knife?"

Grandma Tong nodded with satisfaction, she likes this kid's cleverness, as long as you don't need to make more effort, just know a little, and he will be through.

"Nanlin Sword Head is talking about the broken waves of the Famous Sword Villa, and the Beihai Crazy Sword is the Lord of the Northern Underworld City, Nie Renwang, and the two of them are also heroes. ”

Jin Liang was stunned, needless to say Liuyun Lao Dao, wouldn't it be even more powerful to count the four emperors in front of him.

Grandma Tong looked at him and said with a smile:

"I know you're thinking about the Four Emperors, isn't it very powerful?"

Jin Liang nodded yes, Grandma Tong shook her head and sighed, and read:

"There are several heads in front of the Hades Palace, the fairy breaks the soul and combs his hands red, a sword immortal in the Tiandu City, and Vajra Bodhi is on the nine heavens. You have to remember these four people, and you will meet ...... in the future."

Before she could finish speaking, Golden Scale laughed and said:

"Even if you know that he is a first-class master, you must also show your sword, you will not lose if you lose a battle, and you must have a backbone to be a man!"

Grandma Tong raised her hand and slapped her, and the golden scales of the hit fell like a green onion, only to hear her shout:

"One word run!"

Jin Liang was helpless, in the past, he thought that the children of the rivers and lakes dared to love and hate, dare to fight and kill, and among the seven heroes and five righteousness in the mouth of the storyteller under the overpass, which one was not a lone warrior until death.

It's a pity that in reality, those heroes who move mountains and seas and open up the world are cunning and cunning, and no two stunned people can become famous in one battle, the reason is very simple, but those born calves who are not afraid of tigers have long been graved.

Tianshan Tong's grandmother snorted coldly and taught:

"Stay in the green mountains without worrying about no firewood, it's important to save your life, if you can't fight later, you can't fight in the future, so you can endure it......"

Jin Liang was stunned, what he meant by this was not at all like the original Grandma Tong, and he wondered:

"Grandma, just let him climb on the head?"

Tianshan Tong's grandmother laughed, imparted experience, and scolded:

"Stupid, you have lived longer than him, he has become a dead ghost, you are not a generation of grandmasters. ”

Jin Liang was impressed, and sure enough, he lived to be old, learned to be old, and thought that the supreme power that hangs on his lips every day is just the eighth thousand-year-old king and the eight-thousand-year-old turtle.

I couldn't help but sigh:

"It turns out that the so-called invincible in the world is just like this bird, but the master still thinks highly of it?"

Grandma Tong smiled coldly and said meaningfully:

"The world is invincible, who can say for sure, the road to heaven on the mountain behind the Shenxiao Palace may be hiding something powerful!"

Golden Scales was stunned.