Chapter 18: The Old Way
The five days passed in the blink of an eye, and before dawn, a black shadow sneaked down Longhu Mountain.
At this moment, in addition to the head is still light, the whole body is in pain, especially the buttocks, he is very suspicious that Tianshan Tong is a child abuse, since that night, she has practiced the golden scales, and she has practiced more perverted, only a little inattention, the whip full of blades is a bloody hard mouth towards the body.
He didn't dare to say, and he didn't dare to ask, poor Grandma Tong thought that this kid was really a piece of jade, with a tough temperament, and he could practice so hard, and he sighed at the moment: The future is terrifying. So, the old woman was ruthless, she didn't eat, drink, or worry, and she didn't even give the golden scales to eat or drink. Poor little Jin Ye, who is sixteen years old, when he is growing his body, he has not eaten a drop of water for three days and three nights, and he is not allowed to close his eyes.
In the small black house in the forest, only the whip was heard, and the young man ran around the house, only hating Ji Tianyao for having two legs and not being able to fly away.
"Boy, the group of cats you went to fight cried and called for their mother, and everyone cut off a left hand for grandma to drink!"
Jin Liang was shocked, thinking that Grandma Tong had been hungry and crazy for the past two days, and she really wanted to eat human flesh, so she explained that human flesh was not delicious, far less than the tiger skin elbow in Longfeng Restaurant, and the sauce exploded with fat. Tianshan Tong's grandmother listened to it reasonably, and said that it would be okay to reward each person with a hundred or ten slaps into a pig's head. You kid immediately, immediately go down the mountain and sell some wine and meat to the old woman and come back.
Xiao Jin Ye wanted to cry without tears, hated and hated to find that his family was really lifting a stone to hit his own feet, why do you wake up, it is someone else's hand that is cut, not your own hand, it doesn't hurt or itch, now it's okay, after practicing for five days, the feet are soft like a sparse dog, dozens of miles of mountain roads come and go, I'm afraid that I will be sent out by the Yin of the Hades Hall to summon the soul before I walk halfway.
Grandma Tong raised her eyebrows coldly, and reached out to pick up the whip, the golden scale buttocks tightened, the injury a few days ago was not good, and it was really not worth the whip now.
At that moment, he showed Ling Bo's micro-step method, and he escaped out of the hut and went straight down the mountain.
At this moment, it is the peak season in the Longfeng Restaurant, there are countless guests under the door, the shopkeeper hangs a breath of fairy air, counting the silver to the cramps of both hands, he does not dare to slack off, when he goes out, his wife confesses, less than three hundred silver, the old lady does not give bed. The man who has been suffocating like a wolf and a tiger has not vented the evil fire for a month, and there is a fireworks building diagonally opposite, and the girl in it is naturally graceful and infinitely beautiful. The shopkeeper didn't dare to go, his mother-in-law hid a Western Regions treasure knife under the pillow, if one day the deeds were revealed, this, the descendants would not be allowed to cut it, and it would be nothing like the five-whip stewed vegetables in the hands of his own cook.
"Yo, whose dead man is at the door of the Dragon and Phoenix Restaurant!"
Xiao Er howled, just like his mother died and his father, when he was about to kick away the figure of the young man in red, suddenly, the half-dead master got up, his little face was scumbag, and when he smelled the atmosphere of Dongpo meat, he ripped off his cheeks and rushed inside.
Xiao Jin Ye is a semi-bandit in Lin'an City, and the name has long spread beyond a radius of 100 miles, and even the Dongyi people will praise when they see it: hooligans, bandits, shameless scum!
Poor, I don't know which son, seeing the young man who flew in, snatched half of the Dongpo meat on the table, like a starving ghost reincarnated, and stuffed it in, the food was not much better than a wild dog, and he almost licked the bowl for him. Of course, in the end, it was Xiao Er and the shopkeeper who stopped him.
The boy estimated that he was a disciple of an official eunuch and a wealthy businessman, and he was about to start a case, but he was persuaded by the shopkeeper to say:
"Little Jin Ye, you don't even recognize it, disciples of Shenxiao Palace, don't talk about robbing Dongpo meat to eat, even if you rob the young grandmother of the main house, the government will not dare to care!"
The little boy was stunned for a while, compared to the little daughter-in-law who had just passed the door, this half bowl of fat meat was really nothing, and the young master who was a second-grade civil official dared to flirt on the street in Heyang City, molesting a girl from a good family, and it was estimated that his father would die but he would not give money for consumption in the fireworks building. Compared to the means of the golden scales, it is simply a small thing.
At that moment, I couldn't help but call my big brother, picked up his tail and ran away.
Besides, the shopkeeper was as happy as he was when he saw the face of the country and the city that he had been thinking about, just like his father dividing his family property before he died, it was the master who must have smashed his head with thirty taels of silver, not to mention how gorgeous the white silver was, just that night of romance, the old bustard's attentive and thoughtful call from a young master made him infinitely useful, and he regained the dignity of a man who had lost more than 20 years.
Xiao Jin Ye four taels of meat in his stomach, the three souls and seven spirits finally returned to his body, and the posture of 2580,000 yuan on weekdays was also brought out, and he kicked the counter "bang", shouting that Taijun was hungry, and the silver was greatly rewarded for good wine and meat.
He made a fuss, and was shocked that a few soldiers of the Heyang Kuizi battalion who were eating upstairs rushed down with machetes, looking at the posture to take people, who knew that the little golden master took out the white jade order in his arms, and before the words came out, he first slapped the mouths of the soldiers with knives, and said:
"Grandpa, I'm killing people and setting fires, what's the matter? Get out of here!"
I was so scared that a few rotten sweet potatoes, the rotten bird eggs couldn't even hold the knife steadily, and I didn't give the money for a meal of nonsense, so I rolled away as if I was running away. The door of Shenxiao Palace, what kind of work is that, when his own general did not know Mount Tai, he molested a female disciple of Changming Palace, and was split by a little girl's skin, and the man with the tiger's back and bear's waist bled to death immediately, if it wasn't for the world's first divine doctor Hu Qingniu happened to pass by, this life would have gone to see the brother who died in the field, and afterwards the Great Qin Emperor also personally issued an order, pitiful, the dignified second-grade car cavalry general was reduced to the miscellaneous general of the five-grade Kuizi battalion. So, my own boss spoke:
Disciples of Shenxiao Palace, even if they kill people on the street and set fires, and rob people's daughters, don't care.
This is bitter, the shopkeeper chased after him with a white throat, pitiful, his fat of 200 catties, even if he chased to myocardial infarction, he couldn't catch up, naturally this meal was not recorded on the unjust head of Xiao Jin Ye.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Jin Ye was full of food and drink, carrying a box of freshly made wine and food, took out the white jade order and handed it to the shopkeeper, and said with a smile:
"Is it okay to keep accounts?"
The shopkeeper didn't get a mouthful of old blood, and he fainted immediately.
The Venerable Master of the Divine Heavens founded a thousand-year-old foundation and adhered to the righteous path, and now, there is such a bandit bully under the door, it is estimated that even if he makes a vow, he will be angry and ascend to heaven. At this moment, the old man in the Wuji Hall suddenly yawned, pinched his fingers and shook his head helplessly:
Bad luck at home!
Besides, Xiao Jin Ye left the Dragon and Phoenix Restaurant, and a girl in the fireworks building who did not meet the quality standards fell into estrus.
A little master came to play, and the homesickness of the golden scales began to hear. couldn't help but stop and say hello with a smile, to show that the young master's original intention remains the same, and he can't forget his roots.
His little gold lord loves and hates Leiluo, the most loved thing in this life is Sister Yao, the price is clearly marked, the child is not bullied, brings happiness to men, but charges by the hour, they all say that it is difficult to love a woman, a woman who does not want you to buy a house, does not want you to buy rouge gouache, just wants to be in your sad, cold night, hug and heal your wounds, accompany you to drink, accompany you to indulge, just ask such a pink beauty, is it really expensive to spend ten taels of silver overnight in the archway?
Xiao Jin Ye suddenly felt a great light on his face, looked at the disdainful and obscene eyes on the street of Heyang, secretly snorted, and said in his heart:
The happiness here is not enough for mortals, and the happiness of the master is unimaginable.
This is true, a man who is a serious man, who goes to the kiln, even if those beautiful women scratch their heads and gesture to give them their arms, they can only hold a purse of one or two or three pennies, sigh with admiration, only hate the impermanence of life, and reincarnation is a technical job.
Exactly, when there was a lot of emotion, there was a sudden commotion in the fireworks building, and the old bustard held two hot water bottle-like chests, and with a group of turtle slaves, he kicked out a gray-faced old Taoist priest head-on.
"Bastard, you don't give money after eating flower wine, you treat the old lady here as a good hall!"
I saw that the old Taoist priest was dressed in gray linen, carrying a jet-black long sword like a firewood stick on his back, squinting at his small eyes and sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, which was indescribably obscene, and his face was undoubtedly a magic stick.
At this moment, his long gray hair continued to be messy on his forehead, perhaps thinking that he had lost his identity, he hurriedly stood up, spit a few mouthfuls of foam at the palm of his hand, wiped it on his forehead, comforted him from front to back, left and right, and then straightened his clothes, thinking that he was a fairy wind and bones, and he was leisurely again.
Jin Liang saw it in his eyes, and he was sure that he was a scumbag.
"Master Dao, prostitute?"
The old Taoist was still angry, no matter who was next to him, he didn't look back, and said angrily:
"What's wrong with prostitutes, the old man doesn't pay for prostitution!"
Jin Scale's heart was embarrassed, good guy, the loss is not in the Piaoxiang Pavilion in the Lin'an world, if Ji Tianyao is caught, where is it so simple to bombard him to go out and beat him, he has to hang on the city tower and let the sisters smash rotten eggs for three days and scold for three nights. At the moment, I feel that there is a kind of old-fashioned way, and those who dare to prostitute themselves in the fireworks building in broad daylight without giving money can be regarded as the social residue that is not afraid of the thunder and thunder of the sky, and I can't help but pity each other and praise it:
"Daoye, worthy of being a pioneer of my generation, a model of the Taoist altar, the master admires, admires. ”
The old Taoist passed through his cowhide, and he was actually very useful, and hurriedly returned the salute:
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, where, where!"
When he looked up again, he found that there was a hippie boy in red clothes and long hair in front of him, and when he looked carefully, he was suddenly surprised, let him live a handful of years, wander the rivers and lakes for decades, and never saw such a handsome person, immediately couldn't help but blush, embarrassed:
"Where is the little brother, the poor path is a monk, how can he break the precepts, that is a critical visit!"
Xiao Jin Ye nodded, indicating that it was understandable, as long as the reason made sense, it was not impossible for monks to prostitute themselves!
The old Taoist priest tossed for a night, and suffered a fist and kick in the fireworks building, suddenly a little hungry, as soon as he met, he saw the food box in the hand of the golden scale, and he didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, he picked out a fat and tender pig's trotters and gnawed it up, the rise of the old Taoist food, the left hand gnawed and replaced the right hand, and the greasy food did not forget to wipe on the top of the head, full of cigarettes and wine and yellow teeth, and simply squatted at the gate of the fireworks building, and the whole ruffian was undoubted.
Jin Lin looked interesting, and asked himself if he ranked second in the world when it came to unscrupulousness, where would anyone dare to rank first, but he didn't expect to find one today, and he had no face and no skin, I am afraid that his skills may not be able to win him. The old Taoist priest was full at the moment, feeling a little greasy, and he glanced into the lunch box again.
Jin Liang hurriedly understood, handed out a bottle of old wine, the old Taoist cracked his yellow teeth and smiled, not to mention how penetrating it was, the old Taoist drank beautifully, and hummed the Qin dialect minor tune in the archway eighteen, touched.
Listening to his ridiculous tone, Jin Lin's heart shattered.
"Little brother, where are you from?"
Lao Dao suddenly found that there seemed to be a young man standing in front of him, eating other people's wine and meat, if he didn't shout and ask for warmth, it didn't seem to be in line with the rules of the rivers and lakes.
Jin Liang smiled and took out the piece of white jade and shook it in his hand, raised his eyebrows, as if infinitely proud: Look carefully, the young master is an authentic family.
Who knows, the old Taoist snorted out of his nose and said with disdain
"It's a disciple of Shenxiao Palace again......"
Jin Liang was stunned, he was now a registered disciple of Liuyun Sect, and regardless of whether this head was bought for ten thousand taels of silver, he always had a disdain for this Lai Han, and there was a trace of fire in his heart.
At that moment, he stretched his arms and sleeves and shouted:
"Old boy, you dare to tell me where you are?"
Unexpectedly, the old Taoist priest gave him a blank look and sneered:
"You junior, do you deserve to know my name? The old man has magical powers, which is unprecedented ......"
He talked endlessly, Jin Liang stood aside with his hands and watched coldly, at this moment, he even had the heart to beat him, and he only hated how he could put such a second goods, so he interrupted:
"You're so powerful, why did you let people beat you?"
Lao Dao was covered with shoe prints, and his face was red and swollen with a five-finger slap, and he explained in embarrassment:
"If mortals are ignorant, how can an old man be as knowledgeable as them. ”
He originally thought that this kid would surrender to the ground in an instant, but who knows, Jin Liang couldn't cry and laugh on his face, and the corners of his mouth cracked to the base of his neck, which was clearly unbelieving.
Lao Dao was furious, pointed at the golden scales and asked:
"Boy, rude, which family are you?"
Jin Liang was still silent, so angry that the old Taoist danced and lost his temper, and said that the top and bottom of the Shenxiao Palace really had eyes and did not know Mount Tai, and the number of the first seat of the list fell all over again, what Ke Zhen is vicious and vicious, Song Dayi eats the ancient, Feng Tianyang will be defeated in less than thirty moves under the hands of the Taoist master, even a highly respected character like Liuyun, the old Taoist does not intend to let him go, and scolded: The Tao is so high, there is a fart!
Jin Liang was speechless, and couldn't help but kick the old Taoist priest, kicking him so much that he screamed, and scolded:
"Bastard, next time I meet the master, I will beat you once!"
As everyone knows, I heard the old way wailing:
"Don't hit people in the face, don't kick people, don't kick birds!"