"Don't hang up just yet, I'll be fine right away. After Lu Ping said a word on the phone, he looked at the invading enemy head-on, and only when the fruit knife in his hand was about to approach his body did he suddenly attack.

Slap your wrist.

Grab the knife.

The two are perfectly connected, in one go.

Lu Ping took advantage of the situation and drew another arc in the air.

"Ahh......h

The B4 brother was caught off guard and touched his nose...... The tip of the nose has been shaved off?

Everyone was also surprised.

This is Brother B4, Brother B4 who has been washed in blood.

But the person in front of him took advantage of the phone call to cut off his nose?

In fact, Lu Ping was merciful this time.

Just shaving off the tip of his nose does not affect the function of the whole nose.

And in this way, Brother B4's nostrils are facing the sky, which is more convenient for him to pick up and eat boogers in the future.

So, it's a good thing.

This knife stopped everyone.

Even Brother B4, who has always boasted of being invincible in the world, instantly realized the strength of his opponent, and after being frightened, he even felt a feeling of gratitude in his heart.

Why?

Because he also realized that the other party was showing mercy to his subordinates.

Brother B4 took out a piece of tissue and covered his nose, and the blood gradually overflowed.

His entourage, you look at me, I look at you, no one dares to take the initiative to trade.

"Mican'er, are you still listening? Oh, it's okay, I estimate that I will be home in about twenty minutes, and the noodles can be served now...... Of course, you have to put green onions, and noodles without green onions are not authentic...... Okay, okay, hang up. After Lu Ping said a few more words to Mi Can'er, he hung up the phone.

Brother B4 looked at Lu Ping again, and his eyes reflected a burst of horror.

Everyone else reflexively took two steps back.

"Are you satisfied now?" Lu Ping flashed the fruit knife in his hand in front of Brother B4 and said, "Did you remind you just now, don't affect my phone call, and don't delay me going home to sleep." But if you don't listen, you have to keep me, you have to disturb me. But you should be glad that I didn't completely destroy your food store. ”

Brother B4 held the wound tightly, and his voice was a little distorted: "Grain storehouse, what grain storehouse?"

Lu Ping emphasized: "Your nose, what else?"

Brother B4 let out an 'oh', and didn't dare to think of counterattacking again.

If after these few rounds of competition, he hasn't realized the horror of the opponent's strength, then he is not the legendary boogers who dominated the crowd back then.

"I'm going home, you won't stop me anymore, right?" Lu Ping asked.

Brother B4 shook his head vigorously: "Don't stop, don't stop, give way, brother, although I am here today, but ...... I...... I'm convinced. ”

Lu Ping asked rhetorically: "Why did your attitude change so quickly?"

"I can see you...... You let me. Brother B4 said with emotion: "Otherwise, my life would have been gone." ”

Lu Ping smiled: "I know that it's right to let you, don't be blind, any righteous anger in the rivers and lakes is bullshit." In the future, we must learn to distinguish between right and wrong, and distinguish between friend and foe. Do you understand?"

Brother B4 nodded fiercely: "The main thing is to recognize the gap." Brother, I admit my mistake to you, you don't care about the villain, I will definitely take a detour when I see you in the future, and I will never dare to block you again. ”

"Oh, knowing what is wrong is a great improvement. Lu Ping stepped forward and patted Brother B4 on the shoulder, and suddenly asked with interest: "There is something I don't understand before leaving, and I hope to tell you." ”

Brother B4 said with a flattered face: "You say what you say." ”

Lu Ping said: "Your habit of eating boogers...... How do you grow it? Is it delicious?"

"This ...... This ......" Brother B4 smiled self-deprecatingly, and glanced back at the attendants behind him, who were also looking at him with an expectant look.

This shows that the questions raised by Lu Ping also bothered them.

"This thing, it looks indecent, but it's eating...... Not bad. Brother B4 paused a little embarrassedly, and then said: "It's just that I formed a habit when I was a child, and then I couldn't change it, and I formed a dependence." This thing tastes a little sour, and it feels quite fun...... This...... You may think it is incomprehensible, but there are many people like me who like ...... Love to eat this. But we don't call it boogers, it's too ugly, we call it...... Nose dumplings. Isn't that a nice name?"

Many people couldn't help but laugh when they heard this.

It's really a world full of wonders.

"What is this...... Scientific name?" Lu Ping felt that this time the fight was not in vain, and he increased his knowledge again.

Brother B4 shook his head: "This thing doesn't seem to have a scientific name, it's all common names." We also have a group of more than 50 people, and they all like me and have a soft spot for the taste. ”

Lu Ping exclaimed: "There are still groups? There are still such groups? What do you discuss in the group every day?"

Brother B4 said: "Just ...... Just casually chatted about the experience, the feeling, the taste, the sharing of how to get this habit. There are also all kinds of popular science, refuting rumors or something. ”

"Oh, interesting. Okay, you continue to talk to everyone about science, I'll go home first. Lu Ping felt that if he listened to it again, his outlook on life and values would be affected, so how could he still have the heart to go home and eat noodles?

Brother B4 greeted with a smile: "Brother Xing, let's go, come and play often in the future." ”

The atmosphere did change a little quickly, and a little weirdly.

The winner is the king, and the loser is cole.

The king is low-key. That's right.

Commercial building parking lot.

On a Cadillac.

Jiang Guihe, the owner of TJ Club, sat in the car, his body trembling all the time.

After he was frightened, he wanted to drive away, but after starting the car, his legs and feet were trembling, and he even hung up the gear.

To be precise, the scene on the roof of his house is still fresh in my memory.

Originally, when he saw someone on the roof of the building, he went over to intimidate him.

Who would have thought that not only did not deter him, but was suspended by the other party at a height of 300 meters, and his courage was broken.

And that's not all.

The key is that Jiang Guihe watched Lu Ping jump from the top of a hundred-story building.

His first reaction was that the other party would definitely not survive, so he called the police. As a result, the police came to collect evidence and said that he was ...... False police were reported and a warning was given to him.

How weird is this?

If he jumped to his death, why is there no body?

If he jumped off the building and didn't die, it would be even more incredible.

Therefore, Jiang Guihe thought about it repeatedly, and felt that this person was either a ghost, or a person who was even more terrifying than a ghost.

After the shock was momentary, Jiang Guihe had the courage to dial the landline phone at the front desk of the club tremblingly.

"Mr. Jiang, you ...... Where have you been?"

"Xiao Rong, let me ask you, that ...... That one...... Is the ghost gone?"

"What the hell, Mr. Jiang, did you drink today, there are no ghosts. ”

"That's it...... The one who made trouble at the club...... What's his name...... Is he gone?"

"Oh I see, you're talking about him, he's gone, just gone. ”

"That's good, that's good, I'll go up. ”

Jiang Guihe sneakily returned to the commercial building, tiptoed to the elevator, pressed the elevator, and only dared to enter with confidence after seeing that there was no one in the elevator.

It's just a few floors, and he seems to have been sitting for a year.

Touching his throbbing chest, he felt a sense of pressure that he couldn't breathe.

After joining the club.

Jiang Guihe was taken aback.

I saw Brother B4 standing in the middle like the moon held by the stars, surrounded by people.

What's wrong with his nose? It's red, and he's still pinching it with one hand.

Brother B4 is popularizing the knowledge of nasal feces to everyone: "Nasal poognifer, which is what we usually call nasal feces, is formed because of the condensation of secretions in the nostrils, which is actually not as dirty as we imagined, it is to protect our nostrils and filter dust and particles...... To be honest, in the past, I had a low self-esteem for this habit of mine. But then I figured it out, why should I have low self-esteem? Just ask me, which of us didn't dig our nostrils when we were young? I guess 100 percent of us have dug it. ”

"Of course, what I'm trying to tell you is that each of us is actually eating our own nose. But don't worry, a famous Austrian doctor once wrote a paper that said that picking more nostrils and eating nasal feces every day is good for health, and that nasal dumplings have the effect of improving the body's immunity. An associate professor of biochemistry at the University of Saskatchewan in Canada has also made a similar statement, eating your own boogers is actually helpful in improving your own immunity......

“......”

Brother B4 spoke there with relish.

The crowd listened with relish.

Jiang Guihe seriously doubted, is this guy a ghost?

He himself has developed a bad habit of picking his nostrils and eating boogers since he was a child, and everyone has known each other for a long time and is accustomed to it, and it is not strange to see it.

But it's good that he's still in the club today to mobilize others to learn from him?

Let's learn cat meow together, meow?

Let's learn to eat boogers together, hush?

Comical......

Coincidentally.

After Lu Ping arrived at the parking lot, he was about to get into the car, when he suddenly saw a five or six-year-old boy standing next to his car, where he was digging his nostrils with his little thumb intently and devotedly.

It's very touching.

Lu Ping couldn't help but walk over, squatted down, and said earnestly: "Children, picking your nostrils with your hands is a very bad habit, you have to learn to be a good child who pays attention to hygiene, okay?"

The boy said innocently: "But it's really comfortable to pick the nostrils, our kindergarten friends, they all like to pick the nostrils, don't pick them, the inside is ...... blocked."

Lu Ping smiled bitterly: "You have to tell your classmates that it is not right to do this. Uncle told you that just now my uncle met a man who liked to pick his nose when he was a child, and he was still an adult. It's because he didn't develop a good habit of hygiene since he was a child, and now his nose has fallen off and has become like this, just like Zhu Bajie turning his nostrils, you tell your uncle, isn't that ugly......"

"Ah, is it true, uncle?" the boy was a little frightened when he heard this, and said timidly, "You mean, after picking your nostrils, your nose will become ugly, very ugly, right?"

Lu Ping nodded: "Yes, yes, do you want to be ugly in the future?"

The boy shook his head vigorously: "Of course I don't want to be ugly, I want to be beautiful and become the most beautiful boy in our kindergarten." Then I'll never pick my nostrils again, and I don't want to be ugly......"

"That's right. Lu Ping smiled and helped the boy's little shoulders and stood up.

"Mom, I'll never pick my nostrils again, my uncle said that picking my nostrils will turn into a pig, roll my nostrils, and become ugly. The boy suddenly said behind Lu Ping.

Lu Ping turned his head and saw that it was a fashionably dressed young woman, and she was quite beautiful.

Apparently she was the boy's mother.

The young woman walked up and said with a grateful face: "I can't imagine that this eternal problem that has plagued our husband and wife can be solved in a few words." Thank you, sir. ”

Lu Ping smiled: "It's a gesture, in fact, I also feel it." ”

The young woman sighed: "Alas, you don't know, my wife and I used all kinds of methods to educate him not to pick his nose all the time, but the baby didn't listen to us at all. His father beat him several times for this. ”

Lu Ping emphasized: "To educate children, we must be patient and pay attention to ways and means. ”

"You're so right. The young woman asked with great interest, "Sir, you have so much experience in educating children, your baby must not have the bad habits of our baby, can you?"

Well?

Poked me so mercilessly in the underbelly.

Lu Ping scratched his scalp and said with a little embarrassment: "I...... I'm still single. ”

"Ah, single?" the young woman said with a shocked face: "You have such a good condition, how can you be single? It must be that your eyes are high, and ordinary girls can't look down on them? ”

"Say it again, say it again. Lu Ping stretched out his hand and took out a business card, handed it to her, and said with a smile: "Sister, the introduction object is exempt, and I will warmly welcome the introducer to buy a car in the past." Change cars, buy cars, and go to the Auto Trade City to find Lu Ping. ”

The young woman carefully took the business card and said in a loud voice: "Okay, okay, don't worry, I will definitely look for you when I buy a car." ”

Looking at the mother and son getting on a Volvo, Lu Ping felt a sense of pride in the completion of his merits.

How does he feel that helping a child overcome the bad habit of picking his nostrils is more rewarding than teaching that dirty fitness instructor just now?

Drive back.

This day was no ordinary day.

As soon as I entered the house, a warm smell of green onions came to my face.

Mi Can'er just filled a bowl of fragrant noodles, tied an apron, twisted her little buttocks, and put it on the coffee table.

"Brother, come and eat, go wash your hands first. ”

Mi Can'er held the noodles with chopsticks and blew hot air on them.

The service was really attentive.

"Oh, yes, yes, yes, wash your hands before eating, you didn't remind me to forget. Lu Ping laughed self-deprecatingly, he had just finished educating children to pay attention to hygiene, why didn't he almost do it?

Eat noodles and watch TV.

Mi Can'er went to the kitchen to boil water.

Life Channel, a striking rolling news at the bottom of the program attracted Lu Ping's attention.

"1 spokesperson for the 10 million honorarium of the hot spring town project, gender: female, age 18-28 years old, ...... required"

What kind of fame is Hou Shijie going to do?

This young man always does things as he wants.

The next morning.

As soon as Lu Ping arrived in the Auto Trade City, he heard a heavyweight explosive news.